Sam: The Avengers will be synonymous with clarity.
Monica: Wait, so then what did that guy do to get captured by the Kree? I missed that part.
Sam: Well, it's complicated.
Yelena: Why did you let them hurt us with eels if you knew it wasn't a trial?
Bucky: We have to honor the local customs of the alien government.
Peter: Can you tell me who was on that secret team that infiltrated the neutral zone?
Sam: Uh...I'm not at liberty to—
Shang-Chi: And why couldn't you just ask the Nova Corp to borrow the Kree ship? And where did they get it? And why was that a job for the Avengers? Why couldn't it have been a job for the Guardians of the Galaxy or—
Sam: Okay, you know what, it's classified. It's all classified. Dismissed.
Monica: Hey everybody, look, we got Captain Clarity over here.
Sam: I said dismissed!
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