Happy Mothers Day to the Space Moms Depa Billaba, Shaak Ti, Luminara Unduli, and Breha Ogana
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These lyrics fit Cross and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Song is Trying by Cavetown
“I'm trying to tear the wool from your eyes
But a part of me wants to let you be
'Cause then you wouldn't see what I've become
I'm trying to shout, but no sound comes out
It's like we're in a dream state
But I should've woken up, woken up by now”
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Sith Inquisitor: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the Force strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Sith Inquisitor*
Sith Inquisitor: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Sometimes (OK, a lot of times) I think about how MUCH I love that scene at Obi-Wan's house in A New Hope and then all I can do is laugh, because while Obi-Wan's backstory did indeed end up being absolutely as sad as Alec Guinness was implying with his voice and face, it also was SO MUCH CRAZIER THAN I COULD EVER HAVE IMAGINED.
Like, Maul. Kamino. Dooku. Those times he almost got eaten by a space monster. Ventress. Maul, AGAIN. MORTIS. That time he and Quinlan Vos tracked a Hutt through a space bayou. Mandalore. His whole entire dynamic with Anakin. His spunky teenage space daughter Ahsoka. Maul, AGAIN, AGAIN. Literally everything involving Hondo Ohnaka. I just LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH and it cracks me up every single time I think about all of it because Wee Tiny Me who had no more than those first three OT movies to go off of could NEVER EVER HAVE POSSIBLY FATHOMED what Obi-Wan's backstory truly involved. That man saw some THINGS, people. Luke's innocent "you fought in the Clone Wars?" line is SO FUNNY TO ME every single time now because Obi-Wan's entire reply is just like "yeah, uh, your dad and I were there". Which is true, of course, but God there was SO MUCH MORE TO IT. All of it insane. 😂
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Troopers like to spread fear-inducing tales about their superiors, even most improbable. I use it for my reputation without remorse.
But it’s definitely not true that I threw few stormtroopers from a cliff on Mustafar, screaming SPARTA. This is not improbable. It’s ridiculous.
What is Sparta even?
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Bound together by the Force
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yk i dont have any reason for this but i think cody like animals. not like he likes dogs but like he researches extinct megafauna on felucia after the battle there and will tell anyone who listens about the role the aiwha play in kaminoan seas
(Six) sentence Sunday
This is a total joke like it’s at least 15 sentences
Qui-Gon is nearly bisected.
„Bisected!“, Obi-Wan laughes at the medical droid, rattling off every possible issue a bisected body comes with and this is a stupid day and he’s had it.
„I‘m over this“, he says to Mace and leaves and goes to the lower levels and gets righteously, uproariously drunk.
„I wish I could hit you“, is the first thing he says to Qui-Gon, later, when he wakes up which, from where Obi-Wan is sitting, seems to be excruciatingly painful.
„You deserve it more than anyone in the parsec“, and when Qui-Gon, the bastard, manages to grin: „I’m going to make your life miserable. I’ll sic Yoda onto you!“
„You wouldn’t“, Qui-Gon says, after long minutes of wet, labored breathing that makes Obi-Wan’s heart clench and eyes water. „You can’t”, he continues, „I haven’t done anything. I don’t have legs Obi-Wan.”
„I’m sure you’ve done something“, Obi-Wan snaps, all venom, but what he thinks is I hate you. I‘ll love you more than you’ve ever imagined. I‘ll kiss your palms and take care of you. I’ll be there every day till you’re sick of me and if you stumble I’ll catch you and if you fight I’ll be there.
If you had picked me this wouldn’t have happened. You’re all I have.
From this “Obi-Wan was never Qui-Gon's Padawan but instead met Tahl first when she aggressively befriended him” thing I’m writing
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The Bad Batch by @uzuriartonline
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pleeeease i really wanna a crossover TCW w Steven Universe????? because, it has a very huge potential!!!!
i just thought that pink diamond/perl have similar vibes w codywan LIKE
r u remember that scene where Pink give Perl sword and Perl look like THIS??
lmao, if u think it isnt a Cody, when Obi-Wan at first time gave him the-jedis-life i prefer block all tcw fandom
and what about a kindergartens(or settlements, idk, i dont watched eng version)??? its very like a Kamino!!! clones in steven universe could be an amethyst, peridots, lapises, etc......(U KNOW, 212st or Aayla's battalion has only gold/yellow stones??? precious)
and if i dont a jerk, in steven universe were some twins or something like soulmates, so it a good opportunity for plots, where Echo and Fives(or cody and fox/wolf??) were cool-stones Twins :D(BUT NOT A SIAMESE)
id like to talk about this thing too bigger times, than one or two, but my english is a pice of shit lmao, sorry
and if u like an idea u can use it, but please use credit and send me(i wanna read/watch it!!! very much!!!!)
UPD: i just realized of Rex and Amethyst r too similar to each other with their problems founded on defects(Rex has blonde hair, Amethyst has small height and weight), but at least they turnd to be cooler than society thought about them
Neon Darth Vader - Created by Matt Kehler
Available for sale for 30% off today as a print from the Society6 shop.
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Anakin thinks hard enough about the force being his dad and grows horns and wings.
Like most of Anakins plans this was not thought through and ultimately a very stupid decision
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The Empire Strikes Back
Director: Irvin Kershner
Cinematographer: Peter Suschitzky
carrie fisher being pregnant with billie
billie being pregnant with kingston
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An Unexpected Favorite of Mine
There is a Star Wars short story which has been living in my head rent-free, haunting me if you will, for the past six months or so. I’ve decided that I need to share it with you, dear pocket friends.
I don’t know if I would call it good, but I love it. I use any terms like “weird,” or “fever dream,” or “Is this what having a stroke feels like?” in the most complimentary way possible when referencing this story.
It is called Uhl Eharl Khoeng, and it is written by Patricia A. Jackson. It is printed in the Tales From The New Republic anthology.
It is also available to read online here:
Now, I am aware that I have made some bold claims about how bizarre this story is. I don’t know that any explanation I can give would really do it justice, but I offer a brief summary anyway. Whether you continue to read this post or no, I highly recommend this story. It is definitely an experience.
spoilers under the cut...
On the surface, Uhl Eharl Khoeng seems like pretty standard fare, especially for readers who are familiar with fanfiction and its tropes.
We are introduced immediately to our protagonist, an original character, who is a Jedi, and is troubled by a recent run-in with a dark Jedi.
She goes to see a play to take her mind off of her worries, and is smitten with the tall, dark, and handsome lead actor.
So far, so good, but this is where things start getting strange...
She has an inexplicable hunch that there is some sort of connection between the dark Jedi who is haunting her nightmares, and the tall, dark, and handsome actor.
It turns out that tall, dark, and handsome’s father is a dark Jedi, but not the same one that our heroine has already faced. She decides to go find him, for reasons.
She finds that this dark Jedi is living in a theater, surrounded by the skeletons of his enemies. Also, tall, dark, and handsome is there, rehearsing a play under his father’s guidance. (The dark Jedi is also an accomplished theater actor.) He at first thinks that she is stalking him, which, in his defense, is more or less how she found out about his father in the first place. Also, also, he warns her that getting training from daddy dark Jedi is a bad idea.
She does it anyway.
They fall for each other, because of course they do. Daddy dark Jedi doesn’t approve, because of course he doesn’t.
OH NO! That other dark Jedi has shown up!
Our heroine defeats him, but now it is time for Daddy dark Jedi’s sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Tall, dark, and handsome sacrifices himself in order to create a distraction in a way which thematically parallels the play that he has been rehearsing, and our heroine barely escapes with her life.
A Disturbance in the Force
Chapter 17 - Now on the Archive!
He was in the cockpit of his ship, his son on his lap, when it hit him.
This was the happiest he’d ever been in his life. Period.
And it wasn’t even a competition. Nothing to this point had come close. He looked out at Rey standing next to his father, nervous but pretending not to be, and the knowledge that she’d be there waiting for them when they landed wrapped around him like a hug. Everything he’d ever wanted. All in one place.
There was something about being here, the place where he’d grown up, showing his own kid the sights, teaching him to fly, that made him rethink everything in his life. He’d come here to introduce his son to his father (or vice versa), to show him where he’d come from, but what he’d found was a clarity that had been missing in his life all these years.
He loved Rey. He loved Little Poe. He loved his dad. He loved Yavin 4.
So what the hells was he doing in Coruscant?
Or click here to start from the beginning.
Positive headcanon inbound!
I firmly believe that Hunter actually has a really nice singing voice but he's A) too shy and B) too busy (but primarily too shy) to ever actually share that with anyone.
But his brothers have definitely heard him. Tech definitely does not have a holo recording somewhere.
Y E S
Oh my God this is 1000% something I am now on board with. This headcanon will literally live in my head rent free as long as I live.
Tech release the Holo to us kind sir 👀
OH MY GOD IMAGINE HIM SINGING OMEGA TO SLEEP AFTER SHE WAKES UP FROM A NIGHTMARE PLEASE I'M-
Oh gosh my heart is so soft thank you for this lovely headcanon
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