[Tech and Crosshair are the math whizzes and it’s what I said. They always work on equations together and often get into heated debates that sound like a foreign language to the others but I imagine it goes something like this:]
Tech: Why are you integrating?
Crosshair: Because you integrate to go from displacement to velocity.
Tech: You don’t integrate! It’s differentiation!
Crosshair: We wrote this down five minutes ago.
Tech: I am simply in awe of you right now, Crosshair.
Crosshair: I get that a lot.
Tech: Explain yourself.
Crosshair: *sighing* It’s the derivative.
Tech: And you are also calculating the vector angles?
Crosshair: *slaps the back of his head* Yes, keep up, nerd.
Hunter: When both of you are here, I lose all my brain cells.
Tech: Do not blame me for Crosshair’s poor computational delivery.
Wrecker: *covering his ears* I can hear you two arguing over stuff like this when I’m not sittin’ next to ya!
Anakin: So you think I would choke to death if I swallowed my straw?
Ahsoka: No, it’s got a breathing tube.
Anakin: *tries to swallow his straw*
Padmé and Obi-Wan: Ani, no.
Rex: it was a mistake to let Fives babysit Y/n.
Rex: just listen...
*Fives and Padawan Y/n sitting together*
Padawan Y/n: do you think we can make toast with my lightsaber?
Mace windu: Skywalker can turn a simple Tongsday meditation into an intergalactic incident
Luke, trying to flirt: how's the most beautiful person here doing~?
Y/n, much more smoothly: I don't know, how is he~?
Luke, flustered: I-
Han, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Rey: mmm this may be the only time I like sand
Y/N: yep. Nothing like a day at the beach.
Rey: does it bother you? My lineage.
Y/N: I love you for you. You define yourself not your lineage.
Rey: what about the Jedi code?
Y/N: well who wants to be good all the time?
Y/N pulls Rey into a kiss. Rey hums.
Obi-Wan: Do I know anything about children? No. Should I have picked up a book about parenting? Probably, yes.
Obi-Wan: Where was I going with this?
Anakin: I have no Idea master.
Ahsoka: You were going to scold us for participating in illegal podracing.
Anakin: What the fuck snips.
Ahsoka: You know as well as I do he‘d be even more pissed if he found out again tomorrow.
Anakin: Fair point.
Obi-Wan: I hate being a single father.
Cody: NOW GENERAL, IF YOU‘D LIKE TO CHANGE THAT-
Anakin: *sighs* Y/n used to call me Anakin...
Obi-wan: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Anakin: I started seeing someone.
Obi wan: As in dating or hallucinations?
Vader isn’t great for childhoods, just in general.
I’m not sure what this quote is actually from, but I found a gif of it and this immediately popped into my head.
UPDATE: I have been informed that the quote is from A Series of Unfortunate Events. In case anyone was wondering. :)
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Ahsoka, Padmé and Obi-Wan: *Singing Happy Birthday to Anakin*
Anakin: It was a bit pitchy, but I’ll let it slide.
Ahsoka: And you’re a bit bitchy, but we don’t say it out loud because we’re nice people.
Anakin: …Fair enough.
Obi-Wan: Anakin... Did you see Y/n? They are late for their training.
Anakin: nope... Sorry.
Obi-Wan: okay... Please tell me if you see them.
Padawan Y/n, under Anakin's cloak: is he gone?
Anakin: yes... So.. Wanna hang out with me and Snips?
Padawan Y/n: yes. Just don't tell Cody.
Grogu: I want my dad
Luke: Fine let me call you an Uber
Obi-Wan: We call that a traumatic event
Obi-Wan, turning to Rex: Not a "bro moment"
Obi-Wan, turning to Ahsoka: Not a "major L"
Obi-Wan, turning to Anakin: And not an "oof lmao"
star wars as my text conversations without context part,, 20 something. the rest r linked on my pinned post!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Y/N, keep an eye on Anakin today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Y/N: Sure, I’d love to see Anakin get punched.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Try again.
Y/N, sighing: I'll stop Anakin from getting punched.
anakin: y/n and I don’t use pet names.
obi wan: I see. Hey what do bees make?
y/n: Yes dear?
obi wan: Don’t ever lie to my face again.