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tattycoram · 2 days

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*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-

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imdead2124 · 1 day

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Tech: So that’s my plan.

Crosshair : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Tech: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Crosshair : It fucking sucks.

Tech: That’s not constructive criticism.

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varpusvaras · 3 days

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Thorn, looking at the details of a gala the Guard is providing security for: I just glanced at the menu. Aged rice? What does that even mean?

Stone: I already looked it up. It's a certain type of rice grown in Bormea, that is stored in hyper-technological silos for at least seven years, where the temperature and humidity is carefully controlled to allow the starch in the grain to turn perfectly stable

Fox: Maybe I could be stored in a silo as well. At this point, why not

Thorn: .....do you need help?

Fox: No, I need to be stored in a silo for seven years to turn perfectly stable

#fox thinks being buried in rice sounds honestly better than anything he has to do every given day #thorn does not share this line of thought with him #fox is rather disappointed about it #sw #tcw #star wars incorrect quotes #commander fox #commander thorn #commander stone #coruscant guard #source: sorted food

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fallenorder-incorrectquotes · 1 day

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Cal: *steps on his own emotions and grinds them into the dirt with his heel* Anyways-

#where is the lie #source: ???#cal kestis #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #Jedi fallen order incorrect quotes #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #cere junda #greez dritus #merrin #bd 1

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midnightdjarin · 2 days

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crosshair: who took my data pad & sent out a message that just says “fart”??

hunter: not me

echo: *shakes head*

wrecker: i mean hilarious, but not me

tech & omega: *pointing at each other while holding in laughter*

crosshair: *under breath* i knew it

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sabictlali · 10 days

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Perfect interaction with your kiddo

#leia star wars #luke star wars #Star Wars #star wars quotes #leia pissed asf #leia skywalker #leia organa #princess leia #anakin skywalker #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars imperials #darth vader #dad vader #lord vader #vader #Darth Vader dad #star wars episode iv: a new hope #luke skywalker #my art

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spikybanana · 9 months

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luke: where do babies come from?

owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.

luke:

luke: you're not lying

owen: nope

#has this been done before #luke skywalker #owen lars #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes

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ventresses · 3 months

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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

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magnusbae · 5 months

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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes

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techfan450 · 3 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

#star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #clone wars incorrect quotes #Clone Trooper Army #Anakin Skywalker #Obi Wan Kenobi #Plo Koon #Mace Windu #Master Yoda

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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imdead2124 · 2 days

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Hunter: Tell Omega about the birds and the bees.

Tech: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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floffytofu · 7 months

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Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

#codywan #star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #clone wars #star wars incorrect quotes #cc 2224 #gay af lmao #the clone wars

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thestarwarslesbian · 7 months

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Anakin: I want my master. Cody: I want your master to. Anakin: Snips? what do you think the commander ment by that? Ahsoka, not paying attention: He wants to bang Obi-wan. Anakin: Anakin: Anakin: Rex. Your brother is dead to me.

#star wars incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #captain rex #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #this can be appiled to any time they lose obi-wan

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midnightdjarin · 8 hours

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the batch: *playing hide & seek*

omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??

wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*

crosshair: *sighs* she can see you

wrecker: NO SHE CANT

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