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vilochkaaa · 6 months
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«... One day I'll get to you
And teach you how to get to purest hell»
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finnegeanscake · 26 days
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After you complete all the Community Center bundles the junimos drag Morris away to a cave where they shackle him to a wall and beat him with chains for all eternity and that's why you never see him again.
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shanesbluechicken · 1 year
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Farmer: *turns around to leave the Joja store*
Morris: *stands in their way* Are you lost, babygirl?
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swimmingcreatortyrant · 9 months
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lordschmort · 5 months
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Wdym this didn’t happen in the game…. This is exactly how I remember it!!!!
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liz-freemen · 4 months
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😺🐶
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witchygaymer · 11 months
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Yes it’s a little bit mid-2010s fandom cringe but that’s the point. I can’t let my brilliant strike of inspiration go to waste
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limitedtoast · 6 months
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mycwows · 8 months
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HAHA I got so excited to make my own when I saw kaybzzart's info (if ur reading this, hiii!!!) Their Info's very pretty to look at, and I got inspired by it!
The game's an absolute comfort for me right now I mean...SWEET PEOPLE LIVIN' IN A TOWN WITH CHA' what else could I ever ask for?
[Template under cut!!]
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Enjoy enjoyyy yippppieee
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matamisin · 1 year
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Junimos or Joja?
[Do not repost, reblogs welcome! >:3c]
Bonus panel in the reblogs!
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vilochkaaa · 9 months
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unbearable lightness of being
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Morris: Why do you want to work at JojaMart?
Shane: because I need the money? What kind of question is that?
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shanesbluechicken · 1 year
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Dating Morris
I apologize for this
@studentinpursuitofclouds you seemed quite interested in these?👀
TW: Morris, they're cursed, even more Morris, heavy language
Gender: neutral
He fell for you the moment you stepped foot into his store. You only wanted to look at some groceries they're offering in the town in hopes to maybe find something from your old home, Zuzu City. Just as you were about to leave, Morris stepped in your way holding up a coupon.
"These are reserved for our very special customers."
"Uh thanks?"
"I'm looking forward to seeing you again."
Ever since that day he's been catching himself looking out of the wide window in case you walk by again.
When he gives out coupons at Pierre's shop he gives you two.
"Our pants are 50% off at the moment, but I'd rather see them 100% off you."
Before you can say anything Pierre practically sprints at you in the speed of a torpedo.
"That is NOT how you run a store!"
Morris starts visiting the town during events and found out through Shane that you sometimes visit the saloon.
He totally sends Sam and Shane on missions to give you more coupons or something Joja-level weird like instant cheese. Imagine being seduced by instant cheese.
Since he's hanging out around town way more, he's being challenged to a fist fight by Pierre on almost a daily basis. Of course he agrees to every single fight, because he doesn't want to look weak infront of you.
So now you got these two middle aged men beating the shit out of each other in the mornings and evening.
During one of these encounters Morris yells out his love for you.
"Just fuck off already! Haven't you ruined the local economy enough?"
"You think I'm staying here because of you? No, I'm here because of them!"
The two of you lock eyes for a moment and in the next you're in each others arms. Nothing can hold back the pure love and adoration you feel for one another. The kiss is deep and passionate and slightly uncomfortable.
You can expect for him to propose to you with another weird Joja-item that he bought with the coupons he originally seduced you with.
During the wedding everyone wears blue. The flowers are blue. The decoration is blue. The food is blue.
"I don't think this salad should be blue?"
"Don't question it, babe."
"But that doesn't seem healthy-"
"Sssshhhhh, everything from Joja is healthy, darling."
It isn't healthy. Every guest turned blue and passed out.
Call him babygirl. That's his favorite nickname.
He cooks regularly and with cooking I mean he prepares already made meals that for some reason smell of paint? Sometimes of plastic? But they don't taste of anything at all.
Morris is very protective and jealous. Not that he thinks you could leave him for someone else, no. He's more afraid of the people who could steal you away from his beloved Joja lifestyle.
Like when Pierre walks up to you Morris appears out of thin air and hisses. He literally hisses.
Pierre of course hisses back to assert dominance and that goes on for a short while until that hissing turns into aggressive meowing. After that there is no turning back. You look away for one second and they're at each other's throags again. Hair is being pulled, cheeks are being slapped.
Masterlist
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nottheeconomy · 26 days
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Meet my Stardew valley farmer OC! The one! The only! *Post Mortem*!
Yeah that name really didn’t bode well with grandpa, senior Mortem. Don’t worry though! Young Mr Mortem is here to take care of the farm!
Me Mortem in his clip-on twin tail extensions and spiky choker, working the plough in the fields
I like to think that he gave Lewis a mini heart attack when he had to welcome him to the valley!
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
I got into Stardew recently and I’ve been really enjoying the game! Alas, as a mobile player I’ll have to wait a while for 1.6
The caves though
The caves beckon me
I must dig deeper
120 floors aren’t enough
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stardewsnail · 1 year
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I wish you could romance Morris completing the community center isn’t enough I need to break that man’s heart
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