#stardew mr qi

[davinciwannabesblog]

“There’s no wind in here, how does his hair keep doing that?”

#stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew valley art #sdv fanart #sdv #stardew #sdv mr qi #mr qi #stardew mr qi

[wormcreature]

mr qi and some others as well

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[its-sakurachan]

quick mr. qi sketch 🫶🫶

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[ranaraeuchle]

I have a headcanon that Lewis keeps Mr. Qi apprised of what is happening in Pelican Town as a part if his arrangement to remain mayor.

Meanwhile, Mr. Qi has everything planned out.

(Maybe as a promise to Grandpa).

#stardew shane #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew mr qi #sdv shane #sdv mr qi #ranart

[farmer-fucking-101]

FUCK YEAH

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[your-fave-is-being-blended]

can you blend mr qi from stardew valley he's pissed me off one too many times /hj

Mr. Qi from Stardew Valley is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #stardew valley #mr qi #stardew mr qi

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

What would happen if the Gotoro Empire invaded Stardew Valley?

In the background Lore of Stardew Valley, there is a war going on between the Ferngill Republic, which Stardew is in, and the Gotoro Empire, in which Kent spent a long time as a prisoner of war. Well, what if the war went badly for Ferngill, and the Gotoro Empire ends up landing on the mainland?

Imagine Stardew Valley being chosen as a place for the D-Day invasion, and the top generals of Ferngill are just bracing for the impending invasion, but the army just... stopped. They can't get past this tiny town on their coast. They don't know what's happening, only that a hell of a firefight is going on in Pelican Town.

The Farmer is essentially an eldritch being, disguised in a mortal body, I'm sure through various contacts, such as Mr Qi, they could find out about the invasion of Stardew Valley. And they would be fucking prepared. Kent knows what the Gotoro Empire is like, and he canonically still has an entire armada of explosives and I'm assuming firearms stashed in his shed. He was a soldier, he would know at least some basic strategies to slow them down, and knowing Kent, he wouldn't just let them walk into his town and take over.

There's a small army of dwarves and shadow people living underground in the valley, if they were able to be convinced to help, they would provide substantial stopping force. Rasmodius, I'm sure, would have a few tricks up his sleeve.

Everyone loves living in the magical world of Stardew Valley, and they aren't going down without a fight. Kent would rig the beaches with explosives, and if he had enough ammunition, would probably be waiting with a small force from the town and local areas. Rasmodius definitely has a few tricks up his sleeve that would ruin the invader's day, and Mr Qi would probably plan some surprises that would be monumentally disastrous for the Gotoro soldiers.

And then there's the farmer.

Hopped up on Triple Shot Espresso and Magic Rock Candy, armed with Explosive ammo and wielding a Sword that can cut through stone with one swing, they would be a literal demon in a straw hat. The Rock Candy gives a +5 luck buff, bullets ain't gonna hit them. They'll all just curve around them, because the farmer isn't going to fucking die to some puny bullets. Stories would be told in the Gotoro Camp of a wraith sent upon them in the name of Yoba, literally untouchable by their weapons, and faster than the speed of sound. A banshee with bad taste in clothing and a sword covered in the blood of their friends and allies, they would be absolutely petrified.

And because it's Stardew Valley, the most hidden place in the world, no one outside of the Valley would have any clue what's going on. The Generals of Ferngill would never know, only that they had been saved.

I honestly love this idea so much and if this gets any interaction I'm absolutely writing a story about it.

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew farmer #stardew kent #stardew au #stardew rasmodius #stardew mr qi #writers of tumblr #writeblr #story #storytelling

[lucy-the-demon]

I have no idea who Mr.Qi is, but he seems chill, I'd trust him, hes got funny glasses and a goofy hat, what's not trustworthy about that

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew valley shitpost #sdv mr qi #stardew mr qi #Stardew valley qi #sdv shitpost #stardew shitpost #i dunno who this man is #but he seems trustworthy #no i havent seen him #i dunno who he is #but id trust him with a Prismatic shard and my childs birth certificate. #he probably wouldn't steal my firstborn.

[davactivated]

The one and only!! Mr Qi. :DDD

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[babiebom]

that's good to hear :)) i wish you luck with twitch! it's something i've wanted to do for years, but never had the courage to lmaooo i'm sure you'll do great! :]] oof yeah housing situations and planning is never fun :(( i wish you and your family the best <3 i've been alright! just getting by, but some friends and i are catching up for the fnaf movie, so i'm looking forward to that!! :D 👁️👁️if it's not too much trouble, than perhaps B,P,U for mr. qi? please? 😈 and i for sure would read that magnus oneshot fic if/when you post it :p the wizard fucker community is small but mighty, as they say~ -🔮

A/N:I hope you’re able to work up the courage to stream! My friend and I are mostly doing collabs until we get confident enough for solo streams~ the one we did yesterday night was fun and people were nice! We’re doing like a whole week of streaming except for like 2 days. Also by the time you read this it’s probably been days since but my friends and I watched the fnaf movie and I personally liked it even though it wasn’t really lore accurate I know some people are mad but it was still good to me. I think they all acted really well. I hope you enjoy it and this~I also wonder if there’s a mod to marry mr.qi???

Tw: sexual content

Alphabet post Masterlist

B-Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he prefers his partners eyes. You know the eyes are the windows to the soul, and he believes that. He can see what you’re feeling and thinking when he focuses on your eyes. He can tell when you’re hurt, when you’re excited, when you’re needy. It’s easier than asking what you’re feeling to him. The fact that he thinks your eyes are pretty is just a bonus.

On himself I think he would have the very quirky girl answer of his favorite body part of his own being his mind. If you argue that his mind is not a body part he will switch and say his brain or he will double down and say he can choose what he wants. In all he just likes the determination he has, the sheer will power that he possesses is his favorite part of himself, it’s led him this far and allowed him to do what he wants, no way is he choosing anything over that.

P-Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on what part of sex you’re in. In the beginning he will go rough and fast, not too fast like he’s jackhammering. It’s to get you desperate and wanting him, then in the middle he slows down does rough shallow thrusts that are so slow that it makes you upset. Then at the end it’s more of a hard grind as he thrusts, like now he’s actively trying to get you to that point where you can tip over the edge and feel bliss. Every time you have sex it’s a journey with his pacing. If you want something consistent you would have to take control.

U-Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases SO MUCH. The man thinks it’s funny for you to plead and whine with him, or maybe you give out threats and promises in order to get him to do what you want and just make you cum. He will not let you finish until he thinks you’ve earned it. He will sit over you, laughing with a glint in his eyes, watching as you struggle to ge thin to do what you want him to. And just so you know he will drag it out, edge you for a VERY long time. Also a very big fan or ruined orgasms

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[saltycashewsart]

Oh to be eccentric



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[trufannekiawilson]

I’ve been thinking about who the wizard could be in regards to  the text in Skull Carven that says "Too much iridium. The wizard sealed us here until a hero can put us to rest." And at first I thought it was Razmodius. And it still could be Raz but after meeting Mr Qi I think he's the wizard. Mr. Qi is the one who gives the call to action to even go into the skull cavern after all. And spoilers, he and grandpa are the ones who praise on a job well done. And does that not strike anyone else as odd? Like what’s that story? But that’s a headcannon theory for another day.

#stardew valley #stardew #stardew wizard #stardew mr qi #Mr Qi

[beanskelly]

It is 4:30 am and I am imagining Mr. Qi being in love with the farmer the whole time!

#mr qi #stardew mr qi #stardew valley

[stupidcvpid]

Stardew Valley

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Head Canons

- Bachelorettes x TouchStarved GN! Reader

Fluff

- Nothing yet!

Smut

- Nothing yet!

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[cardo-de-comer]

out of context 1.6 spoilers??

weird blue man flying a plane? ok no worries I haven't even played the update yet but I couldn't resist to sketch him. Man how my style changed lol

#art #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley mr qi #sdv qi #sdv 1.6

[alolan-persians]

hey guys now that mr qi is officially on some glitchy 4th wall breaking hidden creepypasta bullshit can we finally make him the tumblr sexyman he's always deserved to be

#mr qi #he is so fucking cunty and yet. and yet the scores of hoes do not care #fucking look at him!!!! hes sparkly and mysterious and fat what more could u possibly want #sdv 1.6 spoilers #stardew valley