#stardew valley bachellorettes

[undedkat]

Rating Stardew Valley Marriage Candidates Again but I’m at 8 hearts this time

Ok so it's been like 6 months, I've dedicated the past yearish of my life to this game (mostly just doing projects on the farm). I officially got all 8 heart events so this time I know the characters.

Alex: 8/10 - I don’t see why the fandom doesn’t like him. He’s sweet and he has a heartfelt storyline and he’s a himbo who plays whatever gridball is with me.

Abigail: 20/10 - she still eats rocks and i would still die for this alt bi gamer girl with cool hair.

Elliott: 7/10 - huge chaotic/flamboyant bi energy. He wrote a romance novel dedicated to me. He’s fun. I still like him.

Emily: 6/10 - she still can’t see the Juminos, who are the real MVPs of this game. But she has bird friends, which is pretty cool. She’s cute but just not my type I’m sorry. Unrelated can someone keep Clint away from her?

Harvey: 3/10 - He’s still too old for me and still kind of boring. This is my rating so I make the rules.

Haley: 10/10 - why do you guys not like her? She’s no more mean than Sebastian and Shane. She’s so cute and takes photos and has such high femme sapphic energy. I want to give her flowers and hold her hand.

Leah: 9/10 - huge sapphic energy I love her. She made me a statue! We don’t stan her ex. They suck.

Maru: 12/10 - i love a sapphic black woman in STEM.

Sam: 8/10 - He’s nice!

Sebastian: 7/10 - He’s fine. I see why you all like him. And I totally relate to the “you’re not my dad thing” but it still feels weird that he hates the only black guy in town. I can’t be too mean to a fellow emo programmer though.

Shane: 6/10 - Ok I agree he has a good story-line but that same story-line was also kind of triggering so I really can’t bring myself to rate him any higher than this. He’s the second most popular character on ao3 so you just have to deal.

Penny: 6/10 - she’s sweet but in a kind of boring way? Her two heart event felt... weird. Pam is a kind of shitty mom.

Krobus: 42301/10 - I would die for him. How do I get a void pendant? I want to be in a QPR with him and give him void eggs in the morning.

co-op players: 1000/10 - we go mining together and give each other flowers and it’s just nice.

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[drabble-bundle]

Yet another Stardew Valley drabble page has opened for business!

Send in requests for whatever you’d like written for our favourite rainbow list of characters <3

Whether it be HCs, drabbles or oneshots, I am starved for motivation :^)

It doesn't just have to be the romance-able characters btw 

#stardew #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew harbey #stardew sam #stardew alex #stardew penny #stardew abigail #stardew maru #stardew emily #stardew haley #stardew robin #stardew hcs #stardew hc #stardew bachellorettes

[rainbowchibbit]

Okay bekah, it’s clear you started playing stardew valley. So: Best bachellore/bachellorette?

LMAO I’ve played stardew valley a lot. I honestly have a bad habit of not wooing anyone because I spend all my time mining and beating up monsters LDMNFNGMGFNFNFN. But so far I’ve wooed Leah and Abigail. I started a character and was working on wooing Sebastian but then I got distracted with something else idk LDMNFNG my roomie’s favorite person to woo is Shane

#anon #asks

[captainbragd-personal]

okay so I know it is impossible to make a polygamy mod for stardew valley, but would it be possible to make the following edits?

-Make it so your wife/hubby doesnt get jealous when you’re loving on one of your other partners? (giving them gifts etc)

-changing their status from single in the status tab?

-do the hug/kiss animation with all bachellor/bachellorettes you are at 10 hearts with once you’ve exhausted all their dialog choices for the day, like with your married partner?

#stardew valley #stardew valley mods

[undedkat]

Rating Marriage Candidates in Stardew Valley but I‘m at low/medium hearts with all of them

this will be chaotic and have tons of hot takes because i am a chaotic bi. unrelated but this game could use some nonbinary characters.

Alex: 6/10 - i dont talk to him much and he seems kinda boring but he gave me a pumpkin pie and i probably would have thought he was cute in high school.

Abigail: 20/10 - she eats rocks. i would die for this alt bi gamer girl with cool hair. everyone i know loves her.

Elliott: 8/10 - huge chaotic/flamboyant bi energy but i can never find him. But he’s nice and looks cute so its ok.

Emily: 7/10 - she’s cute but she’s a mystic without being an astrology bitch or seeing the cute apple jumino spirits so is it even worth it?

Harvey: 3/10 - too old for me and kinda bland. Sprite art ranges from ok to i’ll steal his lunch money. He gets points for being smart and having a mustache.

Haley: 8/10 - people say shes mean but shes so cute and has such high femme sapphic energy. I want to give her flowers and cheek kisses.

Leah: 10/10 - huge sapphic energy I love her and I know nothing about her.

Maru: 9/10 - i love a sapphic black woman in STEM. looses points because she wants expensive gifts but gains them back because i spend every day in the mines.

Sam: 5/10 - i genuinely can’t think of anything about him idk sorry. He’s just another white guy.

Sebastion: 7/10 - i like that he’s a programmer and emo but also he’s just another emo white guy. He also doesn’t like Demetrius for some reason and I have the most hearts with Demetrius. Demetrius has books in his bookshelf on how to be a good stepfather. He’s a black man who loves his wife and kids and that defies so many stupid and toxic stereotypes. I don’t know this game just has so many white people.

Shane: 5/10 - i know everyone loves him because he has a cool character arc apparently but the amount of shit I have to put up with to get there. he’s such an ass. also why does the game encourage you to give alcohol to an alcoholic? thats so fucked up.

Penny: 4/10 - you know what i said about this game having too many white people?

coop players: 1000/10 - you can marry your s/o and friends! you can dance with them! you can share your money and go mining together or do farm things together! I love it!!

#why the fuck are there so many white characters #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley bachelors #stardew valley bachellorettes #sdv alex #sdv abby #sdv abigail #sdv elliott #sdv emily #sdv harvey #sdv haley #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv penny

[captainbragd-personal]

its so sad how like ALL the bachellorettes in Stardew Valley are literally perfect and wonderful but the dudes are at best.... allright?

#I mean pennys ableism is nasty as fuck #and Elliot is a majestic wonderman #but the others are like... cute okay #but the ladies are all amazing and gorgeous in their own ways