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Farmer: I’m crying.. You made me cry..
Shane: Baby
Farmer: NOW is not the time for pet names..
Shane: I’m calling you a baby
Shane: I’m fucking insulting you
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purplemushroom2 · 14 days ago
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Sebastian: *singing on stage at the saloon* FUCK this town, FUCK your face, FUCK this god forsaken PLAAAACE!
Robin: ...
Demetrius: Jesus Christ...
Shane: *drunk* Woooo hell yeah! Tell 'em! *laughs*
Lewis: Robin! Control your son! Goodness me!
Robin: He's doing his thing *sigh* let him do his thing.
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jacketpocketparsnips · 7 months ago
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Shane: Farmerinlovewithmesayswhat?
Y/n: Huh?
Shane: DAMN IT-
Marnie, watching from the bushes: JUST CONFESS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
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peachsodadraws · 3 months ago
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Robin: hey Sebby can you stop changing the google logo
Sebastian: What?
Robin: The logo for google, you keep changing it
Sebastian: Mom I don’t change the logo, google does
Robin: you don’t run google?
Sebastian: If I ran google I wouldn’t be driving a Kawasaki motorcycle from 1972
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pixelated-trashcan · 7 days ago
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Emily: Everytime an artist dies, Yoba lets them paint the sky.
Sam: I can’t wait for my turn.
Sam: I’m gonna paint dicks.
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dreams-palette · 6 months ago
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sebastian: i said if i didn't leave pelican town by 35, i was just going to become a serial killer
farmer:
farmer: well girl how old are you, im getting nervous ?
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incorrect-sdv-quotes · 11 months ago
Sam: I’m never playing The Sims with you two ever again!
Abigail and Sebastian: Why?!
Sam: Because you two made an underground torture chamber!!!
Abigail: But what else do you do with The Sims?
Sam: TAKE CARE OF THEM!
Sebastian: Unrealistic.
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queer-corvid · 11 months ago
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Sam: Shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with ADHD who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or say anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it
Sebastian: Was that sentence an example?
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purplemushroom2 · 8 days ago
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Sam: *walks into his house to see his dad trying the fix the dining room table*
Sam: Oh nooo.
Kent: Dont.
Sam: Our table.
Kent: Sam! *gives angry look*
Sam: ....
Kent: *contuines to stare at him*
Sam: .....Its broken.
Kent: *sighs*
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sstartistic · 3 months ago
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Sam: Some hairsprays are tasty. Today's wasn't tasty, but the hairspray for the last schedule was good.
Alex: You should ask for the tasty hairspray next time.
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peachsodadraws · 3 months ago
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Sam: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Sebastian: Actually I dug my way out of hell with a rusty spoon
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wolf-star-buck · 3 months ago
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Sebastians dialogues in the summer be like
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pixelated-trashcan · 7 days ago
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Sebastian: My new song “Toss Me Into The Sun” will be the antithesis to “Fly Me To The Moon”.
Sam: Then call it “Toss Me Into The Sun”.
Sebastian: What part of this conversation did you manage to miss?
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dreams-palette · 5 months ago
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sebastian: we're d-d-driving in a CAR
sam: destination drug dealer's BAR
sebastian: pass the mic right over to abigail
sebastian: we forgot abigail—
sam:
sebastian:
sam: but we can't go back bc we've gone to abi-far
sebastian: we have to turn back—
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