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I like to think that Wally for the longest time was a mute baby who was very non verbal, but instead stared intensely at things he was interested in/liked. And even as an adult, he still kept he staring quirk smhhhh there were a lotta instances where Home had to explain Wally’s staring was a positive thing
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Jee-Yun: ...
Eddie: ...
Hen: What is he doing right now?
Buck: Having a staring contest with Jee.
Hen, shaking her head: ...Why?
Buck, red-eyed: To avenge my loss.
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I won a staring contest with a statue.
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How To Glare At Gargoyles
Gargoyle: …..
Me: …..
Gargoyle: …..
Me: …..
Gargoyle: …..
Me: ….. (eye twitches)
Gargoyle: HA! I win again! You owe me another cookie, sucker!
Me: That wasn’t a blink, it was a twitch!
Gargoyle: I’m sure I saw those lashes close!
Me: Lies! We’re starting over! Just gimme a minute, I need to rehydrate my eyeballs.
Gargoyle: Meh, it won’t matter! I can do this all day. No fleshy eyes are gonna stare down these eyes of stone!
Me: Gargoyles do not have stone eyes and we both know it. And when I DO win, which I WILL, you are GOING to tell me where you hid my sunglasses, you thieving obsolete decorative waterspout!
Gargoyle: OOOooo, how dare you!!! Let’s go, I’m taking you all the way down this time!
(staring recommenses)
Partner: Aaand that makes Round 14. I’m gonna get lunch, see you stubborn dingdongs in an hour.
Me: Bring me back more eye drops!
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(A/N: I used to be pretty good at staring contests, but I think it was partly ‘cause I had contacts. The one downside of getting LASIK surgery, it has stolen my power.
Fun Fact: Originally the gargoyle demanded pigeons, but I own doves and the thought of him eating 14+ pigeons made me sad, so now it’s cookies. XD; )
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alien sex fiend @ clouds preston, 1984
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