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[shvmblr]

Compulsory Jon Matteson appreciation post ‼️

here’s a few sketches of some of his characters I made for stickers!! :)

#jon matteson #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #gary goldstein #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #nightmare time #npmd #stopwatch #yellowjacket #starkid #fanart #hatchetfield #my art!

[closetnerd62]

The holy quintuplet of dynamics

#hatchetfield #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #pete spankoffski #black friday #hatchetverse #stephanie lauter #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #paulkins #lautski #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #gary goldstein #black friday starkid #linda monroe #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming

[cowprintsillies]

I’ve figured it out

#starkid #hatchetfield starkid #jon matteson #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #gary goldstein #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #shitpost #meme #starkid black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #tgwdlm

[witchstormm]

I love them

#jon matteson #paul matthews #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #gary goldstein #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #black friday musical #npmd #npmd fanart #team starkid #starkid

[hilacopter]

The Jon Matteson Spectrum

is this literally anything

#got the photos from @jonmattdaily so credit to them #jon matteson #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #boy jerry #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #starkid

[teranobriss]

Jon and Lauren always out here playing the most iconic of duos

[id: Paul and Emma, Gary and Linda, Richie and Ruth ]

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #jon matteson #lauren lopez #emma perkins #linda monroe #ruth fleming #paul matthews #gary goldstein #richie lipschitz

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

#my art #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nightmare time #honey queen #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #paul 23 #gary goldstein #roman murray #boy jerry #daniel stopwatch #richie lipschitz #cw blood #a lil pizzazz and visual hcs to differentiate em #yes i'm fond of blue hair richie #tried to make roman look older #and daniel younger than the rest #he's like 15 in canon #and hear me out on jerry with curls/freckles #and visibly scarred daniel #:3 #daniel nmt

[wolfdogskunk]

Formal request for jon matteson to do a skit as Gary Goldstein (attorney in law) having a very serious, heated debate with himself in a courtroom because he is the ONLY attorney in hatchetfield and therefore has to be on both sides at court

#starkid #starkid black friday #starkid npmd #team starkid #tgwdlm #npmd #jon matteson #gary goldstein #black friday #black and white #starkid tgwdlm #wiggly #starkid nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid musicals

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #black friday musical #workin' boys #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #miss tessburger #steph lauter #officer bailey #gary goldstein #linda monroe #wilbur cross #general john macnamara #lex foster #professor hidgens #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins

[summon-us-once]

I love the hc that all of Jon’s characters are related cause on one hand you’ve got this loser anime dweeb but in the other you have this unhinged lawyer. But then you’ve also got the most basic guy to ever exist then you have some kid with super powers AND you also have a religious virgin with a murderous inhumane son who lives in the woods, and I’m not even going to include what might happen if you try involve wiggly somehow. It’s just so crazy (I love it so much)

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #black friday #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul matthews #Daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #boy jerry #little jerry #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #jon matteson #Neah rambles

[sir-se]

cw: blood

Back to my roots with the lovely Lex Foster (and Ethan, technically)

i'm also counting this as my first gary goldstein (god bless his soul) fanart because i didn't draw those horrible shoes for nothing

just for funsies i'll throw the sketch in here too because there are parts that i like more and i'm too indecisive so have them both

#art #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lex foster #lexthan #ethan green #hatchetfield universe #black friday #nightmare time #lords in black #gary goldstein's shoes

[cool-loser]

While making all of Jon's characters related is funny what's funnier to me is that they all just so happened to have the same face

So one day at Beanies they all just so happen to be there at the same time and they don't notice at first until Emma looks around and is holding Paul's coffee but can't distinguish which one is paul anymore

They all look around and have this weird standstill

Of course, Richie is like, "Oh my God, I'm a clone"

Then Paul 23 walks in and hears that and immediately turns and walks out

#richie lipschitz #paul 23 #paul matthews #gary goldstein #boy jerry #time stop daniel #roman murray #starkid #npmd #tgwdlm #black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jon matteson

[blondephenobarbitol]

I've been trying to figure out Jon Matteson Character Family Tree theory

after all of my limited research, here's what I've come up with:

Wallace is using his military powers to keep Lumberaxe hidden.

Richie is unhelpful to this cause and once told Pete "did you know my second cousin is the hatchetfield axe man."

'Uncle Paul' drives Gary's kids to school. One day they got in the car and there was a whole seven year old child back there also calling him 'Uncle Paul.'

Also Paul's been offering the kids money in exchange for dirt on Ted.

Gary knows one of his kids likes anime and the other likes superheroes but he can't really tell the difference. Paul has seen one episode of sailor moon and thinks he knows everything ("who do you kin? Who do you ship? You know who I kin? ... you.")

Gary also went out of his way to join the Wiggly cult because he knew it would piss off Jerry.

Daniel is surprisingly close with his cousin Wallace. It turns out having psychic abilities can be really useful to the Secretary of Defence.

Also Daniels been buying a lot of stuff recently with money that came from...the 'stock market.' He got himself some new roller blades and got Richie some anime pillows. Gary pretends not to notice but already is writing up a case for Daniel incase he gets in trouble.

Aunt Emma has secretly been buying Richie blue hair dye for like a year. Gary has no idea where it's all coming from, but he keeps finding the empty boxes and Richie's been wearing a lot of hats recently.

(Which really confuses him because he never told Richie he couldn't dye his hair.)

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #paul matthews #gary goldstein #boy jerry #richie lipschitz #stopwatch #nightmare time #black friday musical #npmd #tgwdlm

[snigglotts]

Everyone should see this clip of Jon Matteson doing the Wiggly voice backstage

Source

#jon matteson #starkid #black friday #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #gary goldstein #hatchetfield #my post #video

[gay-little-axolotl]

Richie gets in trouble for bringing a Nintendo 3DS to school and Gary just does this

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #richie npmd #gary goldstein #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #my art hehe

[pancakes4life]

I've seen so many people talk about Richie being Paul's relative and it amazes me how you guys are sleeping on the possibility of Richie and Gary Goldstein being related

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didnt like musicals #starkid black friday #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #gary goldstein