#stay away from the crazies

[iwtv-az-hours]

Poor man

He just wanted another night of drugs and perhaps some c0ck

Instead he found himself accidently homewrecking the morbidly disfunctional 28year marriage of the one real life vampire gay couple currently roaming the state

#iwtv #luke brandon field #interview with the vampire #iwtv season 2 #daniel malloy #stay away from lotto daniel malloy #the vampire chronicles take on How I met your mother #my-post #daniel #s2 #his ability to pųssywhip the crazies was almost beyond his control

[caycanteven]

Late night drawings of Dust before bed~ since he's so popular, he'll probably get a new ref first teehee~

#my art #sans #sans au #undertale au #caycantdoodle #dust sans #dustttale #dusttale au #murder sans #murder sans au #dust is just so bbg #he's not so bad trust trust #he just a lil crazy from time to time #dont worry he dont bite #unless you ask nicely #mothie's dust is too hot to stay away from so i had to revisit mine #i have ideas hehe

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Tom, sighing: Harry, as we have already discussed, “virgin blood” does not mean “blood from a virgin”; it means “blood not previously used in a ritual.”

Tom: Now that we‘ve cleared this up, can you please lay back down on the pentagram for me?

Harry: NO?? The problem was never you calling me a virgin, Tom, it was you TAKING MY BLOOD.

#tomarry #harrymort #tomarrymort #someone take the post button away from me #harry’s just trying to stay leak free if you know what i mean #tom is just crazy #and hopes harry IS still a virgin

[scholliski]

Jean get behind me

#stay away from the crazy lady Jean 😦 #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #tsc #the sunshine court #jean moreau

[limonjarritos]

I like to imagine that Rody's dreams have one of three causes.

One being the most likely canon: him sensing the vibes and the narrative plaguing him with visions of his future.

Two being: Vincent staring so hard at him through his window that his desires get through to Rody's dreams.

Three: Manon's ghost projecting some sense into Rody's mind.

#dead plate #manon's ghost: maybe if i plague rody with the horrors he'll stay away from vincent- surely he'll get the message #vince: do i put lemon on him or will that muddle the results? if he kisses me after eating a lemon will that elevate the experience? #<- look at my tumblr username. i support vince's lemon preference. i will project. #rody: wow that was crazy! hope it doesnt mean anything! #limon.txt

[nemurian]

@bigboobyhalo Your sacrifices have been accepted by the great Dapper. I'm so sorry but I don't think you'll be getting them back anytime soon. Or ever.

#nemart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #personal hc that bc the eggs are dragons they Love hoarding things #it differs with the egg #But Dappers pride-of-place in his little hoard are the plushies that Bad made him of 'their family.' #Bad's sitting in an armchair trying to crochet normally and Dapper is crouched beside him like a gargoyle watching him unblinkingly like 0- #Bad only realises the downside of how much Dapper loves them when Skeppy finally meets Dapper in person and Dapper reacts like that dog- #-who saw someone dressed up as his favourite toy and just went ballistic with happiness #-Like Dapper is Smart and he Knows that oh this is my other dad #this does not stop him from going ???? HUH ?????? PLUSHIE GOT BIG ?????? And attempting to add an increasingly confused Skeppy to the hoard #However the Real problems arise when he meets Junior who not only looks just like his plushie but is also Small and Shiny. #Skeppy can simply Walk Away when Dapper is trying furiously to get him to stay still #Junior Cannot. #Badboyhalo voice Where is my baby #Dapper (who knows perfectly well that Junior is currently going ???? is a veritable mountain of blankets) 'Oh he's missing? That's crazy.' #Anyway once again I am unable to resist writing a whole damn essay in the tags #Neon i Very much hope you like the drawing I cannot get your plushies out of my head they are so cute <3333

[booasaur]

Yellowjackets - 2x01

#yellowjacketsedit #yellowjackets #taissa turner #liv hewson #van palmer #jasmin savoy brown #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets 2x01 #taivan #femslash related stuff #yayyy everyone's back and as crazy as ever #except these two? #oh wait I forgot the sleepytime attacks #but they were still cute otherwise #and way to make a stark parallel between van being like I fully accept all of you while poor simone's like stay away from me #understandable! #I'd want to keep kids away from the doggy sacrificer too #still... #plus something obviously ended up splitting these two apart #so bring on the rest of the season :o

[chepib3]

WHAT is dc trying to do with jondami are they just doing whatever knowing that we'll eat it up anyways

#kudos to jondami for being the only childhood friends to lovers ship that i like #i really like dceased jondami too #all the scenes were damian was 2 seconds away from killing himself and jon was like i'll just.. stay with u 😊 #dceased was a crazy thing btw #jondami #jonathan kent #damian wayne #dc comics

[gingerbunnygirl]

sir they removed ms biljana from the planet of the bass...

#get a job stay away from her #planet of the bass #dj crazy times #ms biljana electronica

[fromtheseventhhell]

Zutaras are really the original self-insert, "we understand the story soooooo much better than everybody else" girlies and they just never moved on

#anti zutara #no offense to anyone who ships it and follows me but I'm so over the shipping wars of this show that aired almost 20 years ago 😭 #at some point you guys are gonna need to hang it up cause there's a sequel series and these people are married with children like... #we get it if you were Katara you would've chosen Zuko but guess what?! you aren't and need to stop projecting onto her #the pretending to care about Katara is what really gets me cause she's never even implied to have romantic feelings for him #or vice-versa + it ignores her anger towards him and how long it took her to forgive him + rightfully so #criticizing the writing for Kataang is one thing but turning around and shipping Zutara while doing so is crazy work #ship it if you want but please stop pretending it makes more sense when both Zuko and Katara have their own separate romances 😭 #love how people have to age Aang down + infantilize him and erase Mai to make it work but sure it's the better option #stop erasing Katara's arc and development just to claim that Aang brings her down when she's been a bad-ass since season 1 #reducing her arc to that ONE moment with Zuko and ignoring all of her other development just to prop up a ship is nasty #Katara isn't a reward for Aang and she sure as hell isn't one for Zuko stop belittling her like that #if y'all didn't watch ATLA when you were 12 and think Zuko was cute this ship wouldn't even exist #thinking about that post that said the writers /pandered to dudebros/ like we all weren't children the delusion is crazy sdfssdfsdfsd #also seeing AANG of all characters getting whacked for a ship...please get a life and stay away from him #antizutara

[ickypuppi3]

people liking heather but hating billy feels so wrong like that’s her person

#she’s wearing her billy didn’t do anything wrong t shirt and kissing him on the forehead #just remembered those people exist that’s so crazy #get a job ! stay away from her ! #the same with tommy and carol actually #ickyspeaks

[kadextra]

HUH

#WHAT IS ROIER MAXO BAGI DOING THERE #STAY AWAY FROM THEM????? #qsmp #making an image like they’re toys is Crazy holy crap

[mattodore]

he ate him up

#spending my time in photoshop making bite marks and blood and nasty hickeys instead of finishing the pose i started making yesterday #these aren't even new pics i just started messing around with random low quality cas pics i had on my laptop 🚶 #anyway 😋 theo sees matthias's skin all exposed and is just like okay now how can i make it clear that he's mine . #when i was talking to nene weeks ago and said yeah theo feels like he has to leave marks everywhere so matthias doesn't forget him #(which is . just so crazy theo he's obsessed with you please . that man is Not normal) and so everyone else stays away from him bc 😋 #points to jealous sea and lemon eyes from the Official Mattodore™ Playlists <3 #but with matthias he doesn’t feel the need to do that bc he knows he's already [redacted] theo [redacted] [redacted] 😁 #so crazy............... matthias you are just. ... . but he fr only bites when he can't help himself that's eet #river dipping #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #......also that bottom row of teeth marks should be curved more but i'll be honest idc to fix it jnkgkj #but anyway....... i will actually get back to blender now

[tuituipupu]

so far it seems we’ve been getting at least one piece of content involving käärijä posted by häärijä daily from their vacation.

it’s almost like a clean khäärijä calendar for january but with summer vibes and on main 🤪

#they’re so crazy #can’t stay away from us fr #käärijä #häärijä

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Jason never got to be 16. makes me sad.

Not to deny that Jason not being able to make it to 16 in his first life is sad, but I mean he did technically end up making it, and he made it to 17 and 18 and 21 and so on and so forth, it just happened "in round two" so to speak.

What I think is sadder though, is that depending on whether he was 15 or 14 years old when this happened:

There are one of two ways he would've spent his sixteenth year.

Option 1 (if he was 15 at the time of his ressurection):

(This is 1 year post initial hospitalization)

Or Option 2 (if he was 14 at the time of his ressurection):

(And this is 2 years post initial hospitalization, 1 year post escape from that facility)

Happy sweet 16th, Jason John Doe #265 :)

Batman Annual (1961-) #25

#edit: phrasing #if he got the chance to go back Jason very likely would have chosen to have never made it to 16 at all #he did mention this verbatim more than once in comics that postdate this one too #his imposter syndrome also appears to be getting more and more severe in each new comic #in conclusion what's sadder is both that he *did* make it to 16 and it was a fate worse than staying dead #*and* that it was never his choice #also part of why I love ditf-Jason so much. it’s about how downright suicidal he is in like every branch #kelseethe #as far as Jason is concerned he got hit by that car within moments of being pulverized exploded and buried #not six months #kinda crazy isn’t it #a bit off-topic but isn't it cathartic how Jason briefly brought stability and order to his beloved Gotham (via harm reduction methods) #after he lived a life full of instability uncertainty and chaos most of which started in Gotham #and Gotham immediately took what little stability he got back/still had away from him as soon as he faced Bruce (talking abt batman 650) #he's just in a constant cycle of trying to help gotham while gotham just cuts his legs out from underneath #<- anyway there's what you get when you send Kelsey an ask #a “mhm yeah anyway *I*-” response lol

[haganez]

“u can ship rin and len bc they can be interpreted as two halves” ill kill u

#I don’t even mean when they’re just used as place holders and they’re obviously diff characters #I mean baseline. U go yes this is rin and this is len and I ship them I will crazy murder u #stay away from them