#stay pressed anon

[lovelykhaleesiii]

A few fandom rules for the anons

Don’t like Don’t read

Your kink not my kink

Cringe is a social construct

I think we’ve overestimated nonnie’s fucking level of common sense… such a shameful world we live in, that being horny is such a sin.

#stay pressed anon

[hungharrington]

What do you think Steve's favorite part of your body is? Ass? Boobs? Thighs? Lips? or something else?

you’re delirious if you think he has just one favorite babycakes ! at any given moment, you could ask him and he’d probably still manage to surprise you.

sometimes steve’s predictable — wear that low cut top? your boobs are the thing he can’t get enough of. he’s eying them, sneaking a squeeze, dropping a hickey when he can so everyone knows that those beautiful boobs are taken. a tight skirt? you can be pretty sure he’s drooling over your ass, especially with how he insists you walk before him and how he just happens to have his hand in your back pocket the whole night.

but! but he still surprises you!

you wear a new dress that he’s never seen before and steve can’t keep his hands off you, can’t stop pawing at your sides, can’t stop kissing up your neck even though you’re definitely going to be late for you date and when his hands smooth down your sides, he groans appreciatively and rolls his head back, “god, you look gorgeous. i honestly don’t think i can let you leave like this— i think i’m too obsessed with how fucking good you look in this dress.”

then he sinks to knees, his hands creeping around your waist to hold you as he kisses, slow and languid kisses atop your tummy. and you laugh, a little in surprise, a little in disbelief because he’s kissing your tummy.

“i would’ve thought you’d love the ass…” you comment quietly. you make a move to swivel around but steve’s hands don’t let you, his brown eyes peering up at you sincerely as he says, “are you kidding me? i mean, it’s great as always—“ he gives it a little pat, still grinning up at you endearingly. “but this—” he runs his hand down your sternum, trailing across the plains of your stomach. “and these.” his hands trails down to your hips, giving them a firm loving squeeze. “and christ, don’t get me started on these.” his huge hands wrap around the skin of your thighs and you have to fight the inbuilt instinct of parting your legs whenever steve gets his hands on them.

steve kisses the exposed skin, his nose nuzzling in, stealing the scent of the perfume along your inner thighs before he raises himself off his knees. his hands tuck under your jaw, cradling it as he kisses you once, quick, before mumbling against your lips, “fuck, honey, i’m— it’s adorable that you think i could focus on anything else.”

#basically :) he KNOWS how to make every little part of you is loved to PIECES #this got away from me #DO U GET THE VIBES #you could be like ‘do you like the new hair clips i got?’ and he’s somehow like. wait stay there. ur eyes in this light…. #HOPELESS ROMANTIC HE IS!!!!! #you’re trying to show him a new top but he’s too entranced with your shoulder blades— too keen to press a thousand kisses there #he’s the type to say ‘i adore you knees. even if they give u pain’ #LOVER! MF! BOY! #[sobbing] when will he be mine #is this in character at this point? idk. extrapolating his sweetheartness to this point! #jay answers #anon #steve x reader #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington

[ughgoaway]

How do you think the parent-teacher conference would go?

okay yes I have been thinking about this since i originally thought of this au

(Also, quick psa- these are never proofread, so if they are incoherent/ littered with spelling errors...shhh)

I can see matty getting the email through about parents evening and just PRAYING it's with you. Annie has two teachers (bc fuck having a class of 30 kids on your own are you mad) and he thought it might be with the other one. who is fine, she's an older woman and is very lovely... she's just not you

little does he know behind the scenes you had to kind of fudge things to get him for parents evening, your deputy head teacher comes up one day and tells you the plan for parents evening this year, he explains youre only getting half the class. so rather than doing it with your co-teacher, you'd do half and she'd do half. of course, you immediately ask, "Oh... okay, can I see my list?"

you read it and feel your heart drop, Annie wasn't on there. and you swear it's not just because you want an excuse to sit across from matty for 20 mins... you also genuinely love Annie and would love to talk about her and her progress.

you catch the other teacher in the staff room and have a quick chat, "Mrs Richards, do you think we could go over the parent's evening lists? I was just wondering if there's any students that you don't have that you might like?"

"Oh yes dear, let's have a look," she says, grabbing your list, "Ah yes, if it's okay with you, I'd quite like to see Jason's mum and dad. After the paper aeroplane incident last week, I think I need to have a proper discussion with them"

you scream internally, thankful you won't have to have that conversation, and that you might be able to snag Annie, "Oh yes, that's fine with me! why don't we swap for say... Annie Healy?" You say trying to play it off and act like you didn't already have a child in mind when you started this conversation.

luckily, Mrs Richards is completely oblivious to your crush (that you insist is not a crush) and says, "Of course dear, consider it done. I'll send all the emails tonight"

////

cut to actual parents evening and you are wearing your favourite dress. well, favourite appropriate dress. it's nothing much, floral and flowy, but it just works, and you love it.

and you totally did not try on every combination of dresses and shoes that you own to find the perfect one. at 3am.

you definitely did not do that because that would be insane...

anyway, you just finished your appointment with Lucy's parents, and it all went well. You did have to have a discussion about her habit of punching her male peers in... certain places, but it went down surprisingly well.

you completely forget who your next appointment is until you stick your head out of the door and see matty standing with a cig in the corner. for a good few seconds, you just stand and stare, enamoured by the glow of the cigarette lighting up his features. and the way his cheeks hollow as he takes a drag.

matty finally spots you and waves, dropping his cig and crushing it before rushing to meet you. you take a deep breath and straighten up, trying not to die from nerves before this meeting.

"matty! hi! come in, come in, " you say, waving him in. Neither of you notice the receptionist raising her eyebrows at you, calling him matty. she makes a mental note to talk (tease) to you about it later.

he comes in and sits down, and for the first 10 mins, it's a completely normal meeting. You discuss how Annie is doing, how she's interacting with her peers, and what progress she is making.

obviously, googly eyes are being thrown both ways, but you are both beautifully oblivious.

but soon somehow, you both get completely off topic.

"you've never seen true romance! oh love, that wounds me, " matty says, holding a hand to his chest in faux hurt.

you giggle lightly at his reaction, brushing over the pet name so you don't have a mental breakdown over it in front of him.

"I know! I know! it's been on my list for years but I've never got around to it, is it one of your favourites?"

matty then of course goes on a 5 minute rant about how amazing the film is and what it means to him, "I mean I wrote one of our most popular songs about it, as soon as I wrote it at 18 I knew it would be such an important song. to me. to the band. even to our non-existent fans at the time. well, our one fan, my dad"

you smile at him just in awe of his passion for that band, "Oh yeah, robbers, right?" You say shyly, trying not to show the intensity of the stalking you did.

matty just stops and looks at you, his face a mix of cockiness and pure adoration, "Yeah yeah, you been listening to my band?" he teases and pokes at your arm. Soon, his hand slips down and lightly rests on yours as you speak.

you just nod dumbly because how can you focus on what he just said whilst he's practically holding your hand?? thankfully, you catch yourself reasonably quickly and realise just nodding is not the appropriate reaction to what he just said.

you don't know what comes over you, maybe it's his hand on yours, the soft look in his eyes or the gentle smile on his face but you decide to just be honest.

"Honestly?" You say, and matty nods softly, eyes flittering around your face (perhaps even down to your lips) , "I didn't know who you were before, but now? I am a little bit obsessed. I listened to you on the drive-in this morning, " you say whilst avoiding eye contact.

"No way," he says, laughing to himself. He squeezes your hand to encourage your eyes up, and you give in and make eye contact, "what's your favourite song? you've got to tell me that"

"well i-" Of course, before you can finish, there's a harsh knock on the door. you both jump and separate hastily as you spring up and get it.

before you can say anything, the person behind the door starts talking, "Hi, we're Jackson's parents, are you miss y/n? I thought our appointment was at 6. it's 10 past, and I'm kind of in a rush"

you start stuttering out apologies, and matty is already behind you preparing to leave. He quickly grabs your hand and squeezes it as he brushes past.

you squeeze his to grab his attention, "paris. my favourite song is paris", you let go and usher the other parents in. they squeeze past a frozen matty, just standing and gazing at you.

soon you are closing the door to mattys shocked face, giving him one last grin before clicking it shut.

(paris is not my fav song, but it's matty's, so we gotta have a bit of romance)

blurb masterlist here!!

#once again ace cant shut tf up... alert the press #parents evening with matty would be so fun #no actually important stuff would be discussed #staying on topic? literally never heard of it sorry xoxo #dilf matty <33 #anon! #teacher au!

[clownsuu]

PSA Post cw: self endangerment

Hey guys something kinda outside of my normal posting-

Mental health is a serious serious thing that always should be checked out and is just as important as your physical health. If you ever feel hopeless or just feel you're in your lowest points in life it's always best to seek medical help from a professional.

If you are experiencing deep depression and/or other serious issues, please do not send strangers on the internet that you care about vague messages of your possible passing/personal harm and please contact your country/state's suicide prevention hotline or contact someone close to immediately receive support. Please stay safe, you're not alone.

#Psa posts #I never do these kinda posts but iv received a concerning anon ask that I couldn't do anything about #Been trembling just typing this down there is basically nothing I can do besides make a psa #If you are reading this I hope you are safe- #Iv had close family who have passed away from their own hands and it's traumatizing to be sent an ask saying ominous things #If you guys ever see someone post or send you a ask that possibly endangers their lives #There is a report button option you can press that shows you are concerned for their safety #Please stay safe the world is stinky but it's the little things that keeps us going #Might delete later though I feel this post is very important

[ohimsummer]

Oh so you want people to leave stuff in your inbox?OKAY like how freaks who fetishize a CANON fvcking mass mvrderer but can't comprehend FAN content yall are just stains on the jjk fandom please just do what your fav wants to do to all of you and d1e it would do all of us a favor you gross trash!

Your existence is meaningless and no one will miss you you're irrelevant and stuck on this dead website because no one will give you a chance anywhere else. STAY PRESSED TRASH

You guys price the whole fandom right with who you stand and how you act

sorry can you SPEAK UP, anon? I can’t hear you over the sound of suguru’s fat cock in my throat

#anon! ‎♡‧₊˚ #baby’s first hate mail! :3 #‘stay pressed’ while sending this to someone on anon…..lmao #.𖥔 summy answerz .ᐟ ๋࣭ ⭑

[ifclaritysindeath]

Me: So actually Taylor isn't even one of the top celebrities by far using her private jet (although private jet use in general is bad) despite being talked about as being The celebrity contributing to this issue *with receipts*

My inbox: KILL YOURSELF SWIFTIE I HOPE TAYLOR BLOWS UP IN THOSE PLANES

#if you send me an anon about this you are getting blocked and if it's bad enough I am reporting you to tumblr LMAO #stay pressed

[myaoiboy]

Your synthetic cross sex hormones are a finite luxury. Normal men will never need to inject testosterone because they naturally produce it. You're trying to emulate something you cannot ever be.

Idk man solid snake and ocelot are pretty manly and you saw them do it so... seems like you're just lying actually :/

#i mean theyre beating the shit out of each other bare chested :/// #wheres that “you inherently lose when you send anon hate because you automatically give OP the last word” post? #anyways stay pressed im gonna go play with my cat and talk to my boyfriend and continue being sexy moisturized and in my lane #transphobia #ocelotposting

[amorettopedri]

If you are seeing my content then you are actively seeking for it cause my setting literally restricts my posts from being visible under specified tags/non-users. also I only use certain tags for 18+ posts. please unfollow if you don't like my blog lol, I'm not gonna answer your asks telling me you dont like what i post 🫶🏼

#anon #anyway back to posting boypussy pedri content #pressed anons u can stay mad 😁

[milflewis]

He tries to sing a little quieter in his drivers room

Niamh, respectfully, wtf. Shut UP

no but george finding valtteri in his room and he’s like. the fuck are you doing here. and valtteri has to tell this fucking british twink cow eyed lesbian that he misses lewis’s singing 😔😔🤧🤧 and george !! george god bless him believes in true love !! he was raised right so what else can he do but help him !! so he starts sneaking val into the merc motorhome so val can sit in george’s driver room and listen to lewis sing next door bc that is the only logical solution to their problem

(smt smth lewis ends up catching them n he’s like. val !! wait….val?? oh….val 🥺🥺 bc he thinks they’re sleeping together but val n george are too busy freaking out that they got caught to realise what lewis is thinking n shit spirals. lewis stops singing. val is miserable. george just wants his room back. smth smth)

#i tried to make it sadder but this crack fic came out so hope ur happy anon #the sheer disgust that val would feel when lewis finally told him he thought he was fucking george would fuel me for YEARS #or or. val staying over at lewis’s during monaco n it’s been months !! months of not hearing lewis sing or seeing him across the garage or #playing with rscoe under the table during boring briefings n looking up to find lewis already looking back. all soft n fond. like he just #KNOWS val is sneaking roscoe treats. and val !! val is sick of it !! #he told himself that he wouldn’t make a move but he’s all sun warm n his pillows r soft n smell like lewis n he can hear him humming from #the kitchen and yesterdays race was alright but the dinner after. curled up on lewis’s couch. was even better. feeding roscoe bits of his #noodles. lewis looking at him like he used to. and val can’t help himself. he throws on a jumper n presses up against lewis’s back where hes #making pancakes in the kitchen. his hum melting into a laugh. no. val says #keep singing. lewis laughs again. you ok? and there’s another question there. buried underneath. val could ask him to say it n he thinks #lewis would but lewis is brave all the time. every minute of every day n val can do this for him. he can be brave here so lewis doesn’t have #to be. yeah. he says. turning lewis around. i just like it when you sing. lewis smiles when he kisses him #sobbing #valewis #anon tag #niamh.asks

[mazojo]

What's yuri's personality then? Being gay?

About Minho, being mean and making mean two liners towards Kitty every in between?

ma'am this is a McDonalds drive thru

#ASDFGHFD I make like 2 posts about a random show I watched at 2 am and I get haters damn 😎 #I normally delete the hate asks but this was too funny not to respond to #The fact they think Yuri's personality equates her sexuality when queen went through a whole arc of facing her parents #while struggling to be happy when she couldn't love and show who she truly was because of all the constructs placed on her #all while finding out she has a brother she didn't even know about while having her first real friends in Dae and Kitty #I think we didn't watch the same show like dont get me wrong its not my favorite show or anything close but if your takeway from Yuri's #personality is that she likes girls and that's it then your honor I have something to tell you #and about Minho his personality wasn't also only one liners lol he was just naturally kinda funny and that's part of his personality but hi #plot line also revolves around learning how to be more authentic and the way he seeks validation from others sometimes #bc of the absence of his parents who he loves regardless and humor is coping anyways Chile I could write an essay but I am too tired for th #stay pressed anon!! Yuri and Minho Stans stay winning xoxo #i dont even want to fight anyone it just irked me the way this person phrased the ask and if you meant no harm then I didn't either but #saying that Yuri's personality is only being gay and Minho being mean is kind of a weird champ take sorry #anyways probably last thing ill say about this show this is why I stay in my anime corner life shows bring these kind of asks #xo kitty #anon #ask

[tswaney17]

Whomp Whomp your ships boring enjoy what you can

Wow. That sentence needs a lot of grammatical help. 🙃 Why are you even here? No life so you have to come send nasty anons? Further proving our point of targeting Elriel’s. But go off. 👋

#ask #anon #anonymous #nonnie is pressed that we have actual canon content and build up and relevant plot #but sure #we’re the boring ship #stay bitter #tswaney17 responds

[holyshit]

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#'no need to post' anon #yeah like you said in your second ask i think most of the criticism right now is based around them being very lazy and relying on fans #to do the work they should be doing #even if louis doesn't personally want to go on a press tour right now- there is still tonnnns they could be doing that don't require his #active participation #but instead of investing resources into him and his career and do that work #they instead just keep falling back onto the fans to do everything which is always gonna result in very limited reach #so i do very much agree with the criticism people are throwing at his team right now #but regarding what you said- i agree as well there #i do think there is a lot of focus on only a specific kind of success- like the beyonce level of famous #which is not at all what everyone is gonna want #i do think louis wants to be successful and he's said as much #but everyone has different parameters for what they consider to be success #for their own life and their own comfort and downtime #like as someone who partially owns a small business- i have absolutely no desire to make my business a multi-million dollar affair #i want it to stay at a certain level that allows me to still be in control of it #where i get to live a comfortable life and maintain my business at a manageable level that doesn't take away all my free time #i'm still ambitious but ambitious within the parameters of the kind of 'success' i want #and i think it's weird when people act like i'm not ambitious or driven because of that #and i think people often views it in a very black and white way- either you don't care at all or you want to be the biggest artist in the #world #which i think is a narrow way of seeing it #none of us truly know what kind of success louis wants. i think he does want his music to be heard and i do think he wants to continue #growing his fanbase and his live shows #based on what he's said. i think he's ambitious and driven. #so i think his marketing departments need to get off their asses and do more #but do i think he wants to be the biggest artist in the world and constantly be on press tours? not necessarily. maybe. idk. #but i don't think that should be the only barometer people use when judging what success is. it varies a lot from person to person.

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

#tea anon WOW #I know they are also #behind the one Louis update account #that blocked me after the red sweatpants #come to think of it #she probs sent me that #nasty anon I had earlier this week #stay pressed I say!

[p-redux]

Me 🤭😁🤣 at the pressed Anons in my Inbox right now.

#anons #sopressed #stay pressed #umad?

[pxppinmolly-archived]

I’ve been on this site since 2012. I have had semi internet popularity since my Gaiaonline days. I ran a FB page for a few years. My current personal tumblr is sometimes considered one of the ‘tumblr funnymen’

and I am not saying this to brag. I am saying this to clarify that I have heard every damn anonymous, and even non anonymous, hate messages since I was 10 years old.

Either come up with some better material or don’t send shit at all

#OOC #SKDJGFDKJ #like i said. i love anon hate it just fuels my ego <333 #love knowing u ppl r STILL this pressed im here like COME ON LOL #nothing u send is gonna fucking bother me but it just only further proves #how sad and pathetic you are still sending me shit. #IM NOT LEAVING BITCH. IM HERE TO STAY. #<3

[honestlyitsjustsam]

All I am saying is if you had apologized after trashing Fadeshock ship, you wouldn’t have been blocked by so many people.

#while you are down there why not suck my asshole as well agsgshs how are yall still pressed its been weeks #stay mad ig fuckin weasel still lurking around on my acc smh #anon asks