1: “Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.”
2: “Do you know who I am?” “You’re a monster.”
3: “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”
4: “If I could go back and do it all over, I would. Anything to get you back.”
5: “You’re gorgeous. This doesn’t change my opinion of you.”
6: “If you ever touch her again, I swear, you will wish all I did was hit you.”
7: “Stop tickling me before I rip your fingers off!”
8: “Rings on or off, baby?”
9: “I need you in every shape of the word. I need you emotionally, physically and at this exact moment, sexually too.”
10: “Stay away from me!”
11: “You are not wearing that out. I will rip it off of you.”
12: “How about I take you under the table right now, with my fingers?” “My parents are coming!” “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then..”
13: “New plan: we keep her alive and sell her organs. You can get a lot of money for kidneys.” “No! You weren’t supposed to kidnap her in the first place! Take her back, now.”
14: “So you’re saying you don’t want to have sex with me?”
15: “You disobeyed me.” “I know but-“ “No buts- you deliberately disobeyed me.”
16: “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?”
17: “He’s the opposite of friendly. He’s unfriendly. As in, don’t be friends with him.”
18: “What did I say?” “You told me to behave.” “What did you do?” “The exact opposite.”
19: “Honestly, I only ask for your help because it’s so cute when you try.”
20: “You know, you’re adorable when you’re mad.” “I can literally kill you.”
21: “Hey, I know being evil is kind of your thing and all, but do you think you could like, not, for just a few days. I’m exhausted. I havent slept in like three days because i’ve been kept up with your schemes. I have three assignments due and you’re not helping. Do you think you could give me a break, just this once?”
22: “That was a great ‘being a hero’ speech, why are you telling me, the bad guy, it?”
23: “Why do you have a basketball? What is a basketball going to do?!” “It’ll hit you!”
24: “You need to sleep.” “Fuck no!” “You can sleep willingly or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”
25: “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.”
8K notes · View notes
If Teen Wolf Crossed Over with The Originals/The Vampire Diaries
just a little headcanon I thought of:
Klaus would find Stiles annoying
“Someone make the idiot stop talking.”
This scares Stiles, which causes him to ramble even more
Derek and Klaus were kinda like “hm” about each other, Klaus and Peter definitely were like “hmmm” about each other
if that makes any sense
Rebekah thinks Stiles is adorable though
“His awkward is kind of cute.”
“It needs to shut up,” -Klaus
Hayley wondering why her eyes don’t glow like Scott’s
“I don’t get it, if you’re their alpha, and your eyes glow, why don’t mind glow? My pack is bigger than yours! And real!”
“Hey, my pack is real!”
“You have a human in your pack, how does that even work?”
Scott and Elijah getting along reallly well
“Why is his jawline crooked though?” - Damon Salvatore about Scott
“JUST BECAUSE IT’S CROOKED DOESN’T MAKE HIM ANY LESS OF A MAN” - Stiles Stilinski
“Why is your first name your last name?” - also Damon Salvatore
“Why does your girlfriend look like your ex girlfriend who is also your brother’s ex girlfriend who is also Klaus’s ex girlfriend who is also Elijah’s ex girlfriend, who looks exactly like another one of both Klaus and Elijah’s ex girlfriend”
“Make it shut up, NOW,” - Klaus
“My head hurts,” - Damon
“He has a point, though,” - Rebekah, amused
“So, she’s like a witch?” Davina about Lydia
“Banshee” - the pack
“So like a seer?” Vincent
“Lydia, predict one of their death’s, please, like, now,” - Stiles
“She can predict yours,” - Klaus
THE FANFICTION TO GO ALONG WITH THIS HEADCANNON interlaced
5K notes · View notes
Imagine being the one person the group turns to when Damon goes into a rage.
Damon X Reader
Stefan ducked out the front door, cringing when yet another glass was shattered. Damon had been throwing a tantrum for the last half hour all because some she-wolf played him. And if that wasn't bad enough, the wolf had the audacity to name drop Katherine and mention he was more fun than she had anticipated. While the compliment would have normally inflated his ego, he couldn't help the anger that came knowing full well the she-wolf was an old acquaintance of that bitch Katherine.
Climbing into his car and starting the engine, Stefan then pulled out his phone and skimmed through his contacts. Finding the one he was looking for, he tapped on it before putting the phone on speaker and settling it in his lap while driving away from the boarding house.
"Come on, Y/N. Pick up," he mutters as the phone rings and rings.
"Hey, sorry I couldn't pick up your call. I'm not even sure why you're calling to begin with. Who still calls? Text, people. Text!" *Beep!*
"Answer your phone, Y/N. Apparently you're an unreliable texter and an unreliable person who answers their phone! Call me as soon as you get this. I need help with Damon." Stefan ends the call and tosses his phone into the passenger seat, he then focusing his attention on the road. He's not sure where he's going, but he has a few pretty good ideas of where to start looking.
The Mystic Grill is empty of who he's looking for, as is Town Square, Bonnie's house, and Elena's house. Funnily enough, none of the girls of their particular friend group could be found at any of those places either which left Caroline's house as his last hope. Fortunately for Stefan, he can hear all four girls talking and laughing the moment he cuts the engine to his car outside Caroline’s house and listens in.
As he walks up to the front door of Caroline's home, he can easily see through the large door window. Then knocking on the door, he patiently waits until someone answers. Something heavy thunks, the girls cackle, and then a disheveled Elena appears around the corner as she hurries to answer the door once she sees who it is.
"Stefan! Hey, Stefan," she greets a little too cheery. "What's going on?"
"I'm, uh, I'm looking for Y/N," he says, eyes narrowing at her glassy gaze. "Are you drunk?"
Elena giggles. "Ohhh, it's the fun police," she teases as she reaches forward and pokes him in the chest. "Come on, Stefan, it's a celebration! Y/N dumped that loser she was dating and we decided to have some fun."
He sighs. "That's nice and all, but I really need Y/N’s help. Damon's throwing a tantrum."
Elena seems to slightly sober at his words, she knowing full well in her inebriated state that Damon throwing a tantrum was not a good thing. "Oh. Well why didn't you start with that? Come on, lets go get Y/N."
In the other room, you and Bonnie are swiping through the photos on your phones to see which ones you're going to post all over social media, and giggling over the stupid ones that seem to have been captured.
"All of them," you interrupt the witch, snorting at one picture of Caroline who was picking her teeth in the mirror. The phone is suddenly swiped from your hand and you whirl around. "Hey!"
"Don't hey me, missy," Caroline says. "You are not posting every single picture to your Facebook. We are not immature high school children anymore who think it's cool to show everyone how blasted you are."
"Speak for yourself, Care-Bear. We might not be teenagers anymore, but I am prone to immaturity every now and then."
"To being immature! Woo!" Bonnie whoops.
"You didn't tell me it was this bad," someone suddenly muses.
Your eyes light up as you see who's speaking. "Hero hair!"
"God you really are my brother's best friend."
"Damon? Damon's here!"
"No." Stefan's gaze darts up and down your form. "What are- what are you wearing?" He chuckles.
Glancing down, you smooth your hands over the blue and purple material of your outfit. "It's an adult onesie. I’m Sully from Monster's Inc."
A white sock suddenly hits Stefan in the chest and Caroline groans. "Not again."
"23-19. We have a 23-19!" You shout as you and Bonnie erupt in hysterical giggles.
Elena, too, is caught up in the humor of the act, so Caroline turns her attention on Stefan. "They've been doing this since the buzz hit."
"Where did Bonnie even produce the sock from?" He asks, doing his best to keep from laughing and encouraging the girls’ antics.
Caroline shakes her head. "I have no idea. She just keeps pulling them out from all over the place. I have a strong suspicion she and Y/N stashed them all over my house after the onesie came out."
"As amusing as this is, I need to get Y/N to the boarding house asap. Damon's tearing up the house."
The blonde vampire inhales sharply. "Okay. You take Y/N and I'll keep the other two here. Y/N is the only one who Damon will listen to and while he'll probably find drunk!Y/N hilarious, he'll be annoyed with the other two and it’ll only make his mood worse."
The mood between Caroline and Stefan is somber, but a sock suddenly hits Caroline on the side of the head. Stefan’s lips twitch.
Caroline smiles tightly, eyes narrowing on Stefan as his eyes glitter in amusement. "Take her before I crush all her dreams and rip that damn onesie to pieces."
Sitting in the passenger seat of Stefan's car, you're kept quiet by the nuggets and fries you made him purchase you. He was under the presumption that food would do you some good, but he hadn't counted on you exchanging your soda out for more alcohol when he stopped by to fill up his car's gas tank. You knew he had a strong suspicion of what you did, but he happily let your slurp away as long as you didn't bother him.
Getting to the boarding house, you happily climb out and rush towards the front door. Stefan sighs as he follows after you.
"Damon!" You shout as soon as you enter the house. "Damon, get your tantrum-throwing ass out here. Front and center, Dracula!" Before you can exit the foyer, the air around you shifts and Damon is suddenly standing a few feet in front of you. Even in your inebriated state you can tell he's pissed off, his tells being the set of his jaw and coldness of his eyes.
His gaze narrows on you before sweeping up and down, and when he meets your gaze again it turns into a staring contest. His head tilts to the side and your lips twitch, you then having to bite the inside of your cheek to keep from smiling. When you see the black veins beneath his eyes slither momentarily, you lose your battle with your laughter and break down into giggles.
Damon sighs and then rolls his eyes, his lips faintly pulling into a smile of his own. "What the hell are you wearing?"
"Don't ask-" But a sock hits Damon in the face and this time it's Stefan's turn to sigh as he trails off.
"Who the hell gave her alcohol?" Damon then growls.
You beam at your friend, skipping over to him and hooking your arm through his. "Uh-oh. The fun police is in town."
Damon frowns. "I am not the fun police."
"Says Mr. Vampire with a stick stuck up his butt all because his latest conquest name dropped a dead skank's name." Damon pouts and you drag him towards the living room to plop him down on the sofa next to you. "Seriously, man, get over it already."
"I don't like you when you're drunk. You're too blunt."
"But I thought you liked blunt?"
"Yeah, but not when I’m the one being addressed over my bullshit." As Damon stares at you, you take the chance to poke him in his cheek, giggling all the while.
"So are we good here?" Stefan drawls from the doorway. "You're not going to go murder innocent bystanders?"
Damon rolls his eyes as he swats at your hand, he then glancing at his brother. "I was never going to go on a murder spree. I just needed to let off a little steam."
"Mhm. Well Y/N is here now. Talk about.. whatever it is you guys talk about. Apparently Y/N broke up with her boyfriend and the girls were celebrating. I need to go help Caroline with the other two."
As Stefan leaves, Damon glances towards you. "Seriously? You finally ditched that dick?"
"Yep. I actually don't know why I stayed with him for so long. He didn't even like my friends. Especially you. I think he was threatened."
Damon's eyes glitter. "Of course he was. Have you seen me?"
You slowly smirk as you eye him up and down, your eyes then widening as you gasp. "Damon! Lets take pictures in very compromising positions and post them on Facebook. The ex who shall not be named will hate it!"
"Not dressed like that."
Gasping in mock outrage, you point a finger in his face. "Don't harsh on my onesie, Salvatore."
"Yeah, yeah. Lets go up to my room and you can put on one of my shirts. We'll sex you up and sit you in my lap. That should piss off the ex."
From scowling to elated, you jump up and pull Damon to his feet. "This is why you're my best friend! Hurry up, Day. Move your ass!"
He groans as he follows after you. "I forgot how hot you are when you're bossy."
"Mhm. Flirt when I'm sober. You won't make any progress in the current state I'm in."
4K notes · View notes