are you … are u fucking kidding me
I’m pearl clutching for wanting to avoid talking about something that makes me incredibly uncomfortable and upset? are you fucking serious? I’m trying to appear “morally pure” for wanting my boundaries respected?
you’re a real piece of work. have fun being blocked. I hope that someday you take a look at yourself and maybe grow some compassion.
This goes out to 98% of my coworkers tbh
so i stepped on a lego
Stepping on legos is an epidemic problem
racist xenophobes don’t deserve Burma-Shave memes
What fucking grotbag keeps sticking their finger into the spreads at the supermarket near me and how do I keep buying them
I see your “step on a lego” and I raise you a
“I hope your mom buys you megablocks.”
What you will need:
- A Poppet
- 2 Legos
- Something heavy or 2 pairs magnets
- String or thread
Identify the poppet as the target, even if it’s just a “Hi, My Name is ___” sticker. Place the legos under the poppet’s feet, prong side up. Tie them to the feet. If you’re using magnets, have them sandwich the feet. If using something heavy, place on top of the feet. Keep the poppet in a safe place until you wish to undo the jinx.
It’s canon guys, Lego Batman said the worst pain he’s ever felt is stepping on a lego
Yes. And I can assure you, it doesn’t hurt as bad as stepping on a vacuum cleaner cord.
I think you’re pretty safe there hun, I don’t imagine anyone wants to be in the same place as you or your family. I certainly don’t; my rabies shot isnt up to date.