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[salemsvlog]

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

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[alexquinn247]

Stiles: Wow this is such a romantic place

Derek, out of breath: Do you really think so?

Stiles: Yeah, it'd be the perfect place to... I don't know... ask someone out

Derek: Hey, Stiles?

Stiles: Yes, Derek?

Derek: Next time we are here, not running from killer alphas, I'll take you to dinner. But right now, let's get the fuck out of here.

*yanks Stiles behind him*

Stiles, stumbling after Derek and grinning: That's all I'm asking for, dude!

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[when-they-write-stuff]

Stiles: Did I die?

Stiles, sees Derek asleep next to him: Is this heaven?

Jackson, knocking on the door: Hey, open up, it's Jackson.

Stiles: Oh my god, it's hell.

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[magicalnerdsworld]

Derek: You look good in that hoodie.

Stiles: You know where else I'd look good?

Derek, zero hesitation: My bed.

Stiles, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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[ace-t-fic]

Stiles: do you know Danny doesn't like me-

Scott: Stiles-

Stiles: Like every time I even make eye contact with him, he grimaces and looks away like- what the fuck

Scott: yo-

Stiles: like who gave him the right to judge me and for no re-

Scott: Stiles!...he saw you kissing Derek..

Stiles: *confused* which means?

Scott: Let me rephrase. He saw you kissing Miguel

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[sterekmpreg]

Toddler Eli pt 3

Derek, trying to hold Eli still while Stiles bathes him: Stop squirming, Eli! You need get clean!

Eli, throwing a fit: Mommy only married you because he had me!

Derek: And we only had you because we got bored one night so who's the real victims here, Eli?

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[ladiekatie]

Stiles: Good morning, Alpha My Alpha, the moon to my sun, the love of my life, my everything an more, my baby love, darling, beloved, sweet pea, lover. Derek: Good morning, Stiles. Lydia: Does it bother you that Derek doesn't have any pet names for you? Stiles: No. My name from his mouth is like a love song I could listen to on repeat for the rest of my life. My name on his lips is a love language that I feel in my bones. I'd rather listen to him say my name a million times than the sweetest symphonies in the entire world. Lydia: jfc man.

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[spiritandthephantoms]

Derek, smacking Stiles: GET. SOME. REST.

Stiles, smacking Derek as well: YOU. FIRST.

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[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

Derek: You have to pick your battles Stiles: I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them

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[agentkikirogers]

Derek: what's your love language?

Stiles: it's words of degradation

Derek: that's a stupid fucking answer, you idiot.

Stiles: *groans and adjusts himself* ahh

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[invisible-storyteller]

Stiles: Woah, sorry for being late! Did I miss something? Derek: *glares* Mr Yukimura: This is a parent-teacher conference, Mr Stilinski Stiles: Yeah, that's why I'm here Mr Yukimura, exasperated: And your child is...? Stiles: Isaac. Hale. Mr Yukimura: Who's the same age as you? Stiles: Well, technically, yes. But see, Derek here adopted little Isaac, even though he's already 18 and legally an adult but Isaac really needs a family, you know?, and Derek's just an amazing guy like that, and since I'm Derek's boyfriend that basically makes me Isaac's mom. Derek, with eyes closed: *sighs* Mr Yukimura: ... Mr Yukimura: Fair enough

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Cora: I need to talk to you and not as your friend. Stiles: *excited* We're friends? Cora: Yes, but if you tell anyone, I will deny it. Stiles: Okay. Will we still be friends after this conversation? Cora: Yes, but I'm starting to reconsider my options. Regardless, what I have to say now, I say as Derek's sister, not as your friend. Stiles: Okay... Cora: You two are getting married, and I'm happy for both of you, but if you ever hurt my brother, if you ever break his heart or make him cry, I will hunt you down and kill you, got it? Stiles: Got it. Cora: Okay. Stiles: Are you back to talking to me as a friend again? Cora: Yeah. Stiles: Dude, you won't believe what Derek's sister just said to me!

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[alexquinn247]

Pack Movie Night

Stiles: Why me? Derek never listens to anyone.

Lydia: Just trust me.

Stiles: Ugh fine.

*later*

Stiles, to Derek: Can we watch the Emperor's New Groove?

Derek, blushing: Yeah, fine.

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[sterekorgtfo]

Stiles: Derek, have you watched Red, White, and Royal Blue?

Derek: Yeah, why?

Stiles: Do you want to re-enact the opening scene?

Stiles: Because I’d like to be absolutely covered in that cake of yours.

Derek:

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[magicalnerdsworld]

Scott: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Stiles: Well Derek and I-

Derek, elbows Stiles:

Stiles: ...wouldn't know.

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