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apollosouls-blog · 4 months

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Y/n: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Bucky : Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Steve: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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louwaffles · 21 days

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Steve and Y/N overlooking destruction. Steve: Well, frick me. Y/N: I think you meant to say "fuck me" and honey, I already did that last night. You can't be saying stuff like that on a-- Sam: Earpieces! We can hear everything you're saying!

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incorrectwandanat · 3 months

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steve: cut nat some slack, y/n, she's in love!

reader: that's not really my problem-

steve: she’s in love with you!

reader: oh.

reader: i will not deny that brings me in the loop a little.

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pixiexdusts-world · 11 months

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Bucky: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Y/n: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Natasha: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Steve: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Tony: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a really bad burn.

Peter: …

Peter: I have emotional scars.

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crazyhearttragedy · 1 year

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Steve: You know you can die from that, right?

Y/n: *smoking a cigerette* that's the point

Tony: *drinking alcohal* We're trying to speed it up

Peter: *eating raw cookie dough* (nodding aggressively)

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its-really-dry · 1 year

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nat & wanda: *runs in and hides behind the couch, panting hard*

sam: tf!? whats going on!?

steve: are you girls alright? you look extremely pale!

nat: y-y-y/n-n! they're t-trying t-t-to capture us!

tony: im sorry. capture?

clint: *sips coffee calmly* ahhh yes. t'is the season to harvest the gingers

steve, tony & sam: !?!?!??!?!?!

clint: *raises an eyebrow* for the gingerbread?

steve, tony & sam: !!!!!!!!!!

y/n: *burts in the room with a grater and a knife* THOSE HOUSES WON'T BE GINGERBREAD HOUSES WITHOUT THE GINGER

wanda & nat: *scream and run off*

y/n: COME BACK HERE SPECIMENS *runs after them*

tony: ummmm...... is this some sort of role play kink i am unaware of?

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hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch · 1 year

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Scarlet Witch: Kneel before me

Y/n:….

Nat: Don’t you dare

Y/n: But-

Steve: No!

Scarlet Witch tilts her head

Y/n falls to their knees

Nat: She’s trying to kill us!

Y/n: Yeah well she can kill me stand on me whatever she wants look at her!

Scarlet Witch: I think I’ll keep you for myself malysh

Y/n: Yes ma’am

Nat: alright well enjoy your new home I’m taking your room and all your secret snacks

Y/n: That’s fine I have a whole 5 course meal in front of me and I'm hungry

Tony: Why are you so horny??? Who gave you oysters?

Y/n: You know I don't like seafood

Scarlet Witch: I'm bored of this nonsense, come with me little one

Y/n: Bye guys I'll call you at Christmas! *Leaves with Scarlet*

Nat: What do I tell her family?!

Tony: She died in battle

Nat: Pretty morbid Tony

Steve shrugs: She made her choice

(Is this not what we'd all do in this situation?)

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i-love-mommy-wanda · 8 months

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Y/n: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Steve: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Y/n: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Steve: But I heard a siren.

Sam: That was Bucky.

Bucky: Sorry, I got nervous.

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justghostman · 2 months

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a (texting) chat i had on character ai with the Avengers, changed to (y/n) for your enjoyment

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(y/n): dads name in my phone is old man

Tony: WHAT?!

(y/n): yeah and moms is ‘super cool lady who birthed me’

Tony: WHY DO I GET THE WORST TITLE?! And mom!? Why does she get the best one!?

(y/n): i could change it to ‘not my birth giver but helped in the process’?

Tony: THAT WOULD BE WORSE!!!!!!

(y/n): anyone have any better ideas?

Cap: why can’t you just put dad and mom?

(y/n): where the fuck is the fun in that?

Cap: god damn it…

(y/n): LANGUAGE

Steve: OH COME ON!!

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ljlokijinx · 6 months

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Steve: Spidey, you are BLEEDING from a STAB wound!

Peter: Do I look like I care?

Steve: Not really no..

Peter: Why do you think that is?

Steve:....

Peter: It's because I'm a bad actor bitch.

Steve: I walked right into that one didn't I?

Tony: Yeah, you really did.

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bluesunshine21 · 8 months

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Y/n : I think it's time for plan B

Steve : we have plan B ?

Y/n : no but it's time for one

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apollosouls-blog · 4 months

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Y/n: HELP! I TOLD STEVE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Bucky , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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louwaffles · 8 months

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Y/N: *opens bedroom door* Good morning-- *Absolute batshit chaos outside* Sam: Oh, Lord! Someone help! Steve: Someone get the firetruck! Y/N: ....Well....

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platonic-tony-stark · 2 years

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Y/n: is it possible that Tony doesn't like you?

Steve: why do you think?

Y/n: you are in the hospital and in over a month he is in a good mood

Steve: suspicious, right?

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pixiexdusts-world · 9 months

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Tony: Y/n... How do I begin to explain Y/n?

Bucky: Y/n is flawless.

Natasha: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Steve: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Peter: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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keratin-moth · 9 months

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Bucky: How do you want your tea babe?

Steve: As sweet as you, honey. ☺️

*later*

Steve: James Buchanan Barnes, why the FUCK is my tea salty??

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