#steve rogers incorrect quotes
Normal Steve Rogers: Together till the end of the line
Endgame Steve Rogers: HOES BEFORE BROS BITCHES I’M OUT OF HERE *turns into Joe Biden*
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Tony: Why should we date?
Steve: Because we are attracted to each other.
Tony: I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.
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Tony: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.
Steve: You STARTED it.
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Sam: Hey, have you seen Bucky?
Steve: I’m not seeing Bucky!
Sam: ... What?
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Tony: You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character
Steve: Who has ever said that?
Tony: Just now
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judge: how do you plead?
bucky: *looks at steve*
steve, mouthing: "not guilty"
bucky: hot milky
steve: just lock him up
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Tony: Are you checking out my ass?
Tony: Why aren’t you?
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Bucky, seeing Steve for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Bucky: I kinda like that
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steve: *enters a room*
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Bucky: *Hugs Steve from behind*
Bucky: *Softly tucks Steve’s hair behind his ear*
Bucky, whispering: Eat all the plums again and we’re fucking done.
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The Breakfast club
*Y/n,Peter, Wanda, and Pietro walks into kitchen talking, and sit at the island*
Steve turns around wearing an apron: Mornin kids, what do you want for breakfast?
Wanda: can we get some cooked chicken fetuses, with...
Pietro: some cow juice that has been acidification, coagulation, separating curds and whey, salting, shaping, and ripening.
Peter: with some of Peppa’s scraps.
Y/n: Raw toast and some Citrus sinensis piss.
Nat who walks in to her kitchen staring at her phone: eggs, *points to Wanda, still looking at her phone* Chess, *points to Pietro* Bacon, *points to Peter* Bread and orange juice * she points to you, looking up from her phone, with a smirk of question.
Nat: To sum it up for you, they want breakfast sandwiches.
Steve looks at the four: I am Confusion
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Steve: If you change your mind, my door is always open.
Y/N: Well, feel free to shut it.
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Steve: I have an idea! But it’s kinda crazy
Tony: I love crazy ideas. Crazy ideas made me rich.
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Steve: Can I ask you a question?
Natasha: [sighs] Yes, I’ve done it with a girl, but only once. Okay, twice.
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Steve: You know something? This is all your fault.
Tony: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Tony.”
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Y/N: *Entering the living room* What film are we g-?
*Pretty explicit pornographic scenes are on TV*
Steve: *Slamming the TV remote* This isn't-?
Tony: *Stepping into the living room* Wow, Cap, I see you've adapted wonderfully to this era.
Y/N: Yeah... thanks for ruining what innocence I had left.
Tony: Did you still have that?
Steve: Can you guys shut up and help me turn this off?
Tony: Alright, Jarvis can you turn that off and save it to Steve's private playlist?
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Tony: I know there was a compliment somewhere in there and I’ll take it.
Y/N: You piece of shit!
Sam: Ah, there it is!
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Bucky: Wait, three?
Nat: Sam fell off.
Steve: And you didn’t bother to tell me?
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Natasha: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Steve: Why did you say that so vaguely? Tony and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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T’Challa: When Thanos is done here he will have nothing but dust and blood
*A few minutes later*
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