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granatkoroleva · 11 months

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𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧

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Pairing ➱ 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨!𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫!𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬

Word Count ➱ 834

Fandom ➱ Marvel, Captain America

Rating ➱ E

Tags ➱ No Powers AU, First Meetings, Lust At First Sight, Sexual Metaphors, Oblivious Steve, Walk Into A Bar, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Consent, Frottage, Safe, Sane, and Consensual, One Night Stand, Ficlet, Attempt at Humor, Maybe a Little Crack

Summary ➱ "Come on, man. You need to get out. Let's go sailing," said Clint as he wiggled his eyebrows and scooped up his keys.

Steve had never been much of a sailor like his college buddy, but he was willing to try anything once, especially if it got him off the couch on a Friday night.

Square + Prompt ➱

I 1 | Sailing | Stucky Bingo | Card # R40101 | Stucky Bingo Masterlist @stuckybingo

B 4 + One Night Stand | @allcapsbingo | Card # AC 1094 | Bingo Masterlist

Author's Note ➱ Mood-board made myself | Masterlist | AO3 |

#stucky #bucky barnes #stucky bingo round 4 #allcapsbingo2023 #smutconnoisseur #steve rogers #steve x bucky #ao3 #stevebucky #fic moodboard #I tried humor let’s see how it goes #please tell me you laughed #oh my god 😂😂😂

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psedoblob · 18 days

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Need crystal-clear technical writing!

I break down complex topics into easy-to-understand user manuals, training materials, or marketing content.

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faeriecap · 1 year

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pls talk to me about sam/riley!! canon, au, idc! give me all u got 😤😤

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAA OMG literally one of my favorite ships in the entire mcu and they barely exist 😭😭😭

ok so in terms of like canon stuff i feel like riley and sam had the closest thing u could to a meet cute in the literal army and i see their relationship as like very similar to daveklaus??? i think it definitely like in precatws i see them as meeting on base, maybe even not knowing each other before they got assigned to the project and got their wings etc

there’s a lot of potential for a slow burn there even as just a platonic relationship and tbh given the popularity of media like 1917, dunkirk, top gun, and that rn (which….. the modern stuff is more HMMMM but i mean the interest is there???) n marvels propaganda deal with the us military i don’t know WHY they HAVENT greenlit some sort of d+ mini series giving us a samriley prequel ??? at least a short 😭 but idk maybe they’ll actually give us some sams past crumbs in cap 4?????

in aus though i like to hc riley and sam as having the same hometown, i love the idea of riley being a quintessential southern boy with the drawl and the slang, i also heavily borrow from just say you do’s version of riley in which he has a dry sense of humor and takes no shit just like sam!! i picture him as “sassy” and over the top in the same way as like JVN lol

also i think he and sam have the best fashion sense out of anyone in the group except maybe nat when she’s not dressing super comfy casual (we all know steve and bucky are dead last on that one LMAOOO) bc riley comes from a working class family/started working himself at a really young age and so now he likes to be super deliberate about his sense of style/presentation instead of just whatever he got handed down from neighbors or church donations etc and that was a HUGE part of accepting his sexuality + gender identity (he/they riley u will always be famous)

i also borrow some elements of like adam parrish’s backstory 🤡 in that i see riley’s parents as negligent at best and ab*sive at worst, making the wilsons his sort of pseudo-family/safe space even before he and sam get together whether that’s bc they’re childhood besties in aus or bc they accept sam’s closest comrade into their fold (i cant remember if sam lost his parents before he went into the service so don’t come for me anyone) but yeah like in non canon universes i see their story as highly similar to stevebuckys bc they’re foils duh except ig riley would be closer to comics bucky than mcu bucky w his parents

it’s weird bc i used to exclusively ship stevebucky and then samriley completely separate. since i became open to the idea of multi shipping, i now ship in a different order/way??

like for au’s i still follow the two distinctive ships, meaning if i’m writing stevebucky i’ll usually have established samriley or single sam. however if i’m writing sambucky it’s probably going to be past!samsteve and/or stevebucky as well if not just samstevebucky (the most superior of all ships) 😌 like i might mention riley being sam’s ex before he got together with steve (if i’m including him and steve as a couple and not just friends) or just gets w bucky but the focus is way less on riley’s impact on sam’s dating history than like steve if that makes sense which is just interesting to me?? it’s also a roulette wheel of whether or not i decide to throw in sammisty (my beloved) bc sometimes i like to write bi sam and other times i like to write gay sam

sidenote i see peggy and steve and nat absolutely bi, always, angie as 100% a lesbian, misty and sam as bi4bi, but for sam and bucky i could see them as either bi or gay (although i typically tend to write bucky as either just gay or at most bi-curious but always in relationships with mlm)

i feel like i write more samriley in complete au’s than in canon compliant fics which is odd haha

maybe bc in canon compliant fics, if samriley exists i see them as a monogamous partnership, but if sam is with someone else/poly i typically see it like riley d*ed bc personally i just don’t see them breaking up?? they’re like either that couple u know that’s been together since they were 14 and you never see them without each other OR they’re exactly the same but they actually got married in their early 20s. i say, having explicitly written their divorce before

also idk why but i feel like in my head w poly!sam steve and/or bucky (or misty) are cool w him having paramours and metamours and everything even if they aren’t poly themselves but riley is strictly a one man guy and has no interest in anything outside a monogamous mlm relationship. he’s also demi and a hopeless romantic!

when i write samriley + steve and bucky i see riley as being able to relate to bucky better bc i follow the general fandom hc that riley is also disabled, but he’s somewhat closer w steve bc of sam and bucky’s initial “feud” when riley was still distrustful of bucky and 100% in sam’s corner, meaning he and bucky have a similar dynamic to sam and bucky where they like to banter and antagonize one another but he and steve are more chill and friendly when they talk like he and sam are (although they aren’t above ribbing at each other and referencing embarrassing inside jokes)

hngngngngnh h OH also he and sarah are like best friends bc they LOVE to gang up on sam and 100% would die for sam but like given the choice they would unionize to embarrass him at the drop of a hat

#IF I THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE ILL LYK #i speak #steeb #bucket #stevebucky #marvel #sammich #captain america #mcu #samriley #sam wilson #sammisty #pegs #nat <3 #angie <3 #sarah wilson #asks

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somanywords · 2 years

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fic ask game: ✨️ & 🥰 (ship of your choice!)

thanks for the ask, elliot! <33 both are stevebucky...

🥰 A fic that gives you warm fuzzy feelings: ooh, there are so many! but let's see...i would have to say Put It On Repeat, It Stays The Same--a pretty well known stevebucky fic, and one i didn't read for some time, likely cause i figured it was too popular for me to like it, ha, but the characterizations and humor i on point!

✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time: Something Borrowed! ugh this one has stayed with me for a long while, and even inspired a wip of mine that may someday get finished...just a super neat character study from sam's pov post ws...so well written!

send me a fic recs ask?

#answered #jonathanlejonhjarta #elliot #stucky #fic recs

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moonykat · 3 years

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The Winter Soldier final scene, but Montero is playing.

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r-chiveee · 7 years

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bucky: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH SAM YESTERDAY steve: B-BUCK IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! bucky: I WON’T HESITATE BITCH

#stucky #stevebucky #stucky humor #stevebucky humor #stucky crack #stevebucky crack #marvel crack #marvel humor

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avengersincorrectquotes · 4 years

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[In a queue at Starbucks]

Bucky: *walks up to Sam and grabs his hand* This line is crazy.

Sam: Uh… Bucky…

Bucky: *looks at Sam* You’re not my boyfriend.

Steve: You’re holding the wrong hand, Buck.

Bucky: You sure?

Sam & Steve: *nodding*

Bucky: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.

Sam: I’m not paying for you.

Bucky: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend.

Steve: I’m not paying for you either.

Clint: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand, man. I’ll buy you anything you want.

Bucky: *goes to hold Clint's hand* At least somebody cares about me.

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stuckyflangst-fic-recs · 3 years

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Sunday fic rec: Something fun

This fic is just really funny and well put together. This review will be short but it's genuinely better just to go into it blind. I don't want to spoil anything. Classic Captain America isn't what everyone expects... 👀

Just be assured, it's worth it. It's FUN, which due to my flangsty predilections many of these recs are not. Hits all my stucky buttons.

Seven times Steve Rogers was not what everyone expected him to be (+1 time he really, really wasn't what everyone expected him to be) by StuckySituation

Let me know if you like it!

#stucky #stucky fic rec #stevebucky #stucky fic #stucky flangst fic recs #stuckyflangst fic rec #canon divergent au #humor

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artpastmidnight · 2 years

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i dunno when it'll ever finish, but i'm finally breaking ground on that hyperventilating/screaming panic attack comic based on my own severe attack i had last year, and so far, i've got 14 pages of rough sketches done. i plan to fully color this, so who tf knows when i'll finish this...

all i know is that i plan to break stevebucky ppl's hearts. brace for tragedy💔

#wip tag #i finally started working on a wip that i left for about 6 months #stevebucky #watch this space #i'm finding my artistic voice and it's rooted in tragedy and whump. i will still draw from my weird humor but i need to get tragedy out for #i love getting feedback that i completely broke ppl's hearts... yes. feel my pain... join me.

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metalbvcky · 4 years

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Bucky's Got a Bun in the Oven?

Pairings: Steve/Bucky, Clint/Natasha

Tags: Crack, Humor, Pregnancy Tests/Scares, Mpreg (mentioned/implied)

Summary: A crack fic where Bucky jokingly bought a pregnancy test kit for a prank but it turns out to be positive. Chaos ensues.

Note: I was laughing the whole time writing this. Its crack. Pure crack.

Read the whole fic on AO3

Steve’s cheeks were beet red. “Bucky, that can’t be possible.”

With a huff, Bucky looked back up to Steve. “I was captured and tortured by Hydra for years…” he paused. “It could be possible.”

“No, there’s no way you could be pregnant.” Steve denied, jaw firm.

“Steve…”

Steve turned to face himself directly in front of Bucky. His brow was creased, mouth parted, fear was pained all over his face. He took Bucky’s flesh hand into his own.

With a heavy sigh, “You don’t actually think this could be possible?” Steve asked.

Bucky closed his eyes for a moment. He swallowed with another sigh before adding, “My stomach has been bothering me lately.”

“Oh my god,” Steve shrieked as he covered his mouth.

Tony moved to seat himself in an armchair opposite Steve and Bucky. “You do know we have top of the line medical capabilities now, right?” He continued to sip his smoothie as if this were an everyday occurrence. “He survived all throughout the years, and it wouldn't be a problem this day and age.”

“Christ, I don’t even want to think about all the things I’ll have to go through.” Bucky pushed a strand of hair back behind his ears, shivering at the thought.

Steve squeezed Bucky’s hand in a gentle manner. “Buck, we still don’t know for certain that you’re pregnant.”

Bucky raised his voice. “How do you know that, Steve?”

“Well…uh,” Steve stammered, at a loss for words.

Smoothie now drained and set aside, Tony clapped his hands together. “Game time! Someone else should take a pregnancy test, see what the outcome is.”

“Well, I can’t get pregnant so I’m out,” Natasha said, not looking up from her knitting.

“I’ll do it!” Clint echoed from the vents. He dropped down gracefully from the ceiling.

“If my mama were here right now.” Sam shook his head while he poured cereal into a bowl. “She’d be ashamed of every one of you for being this dumb,” he said aloud to everyone.

“Where’s the pregnancy tests, Barnes?” Clint asked.

“Bathroom to your left, on the counter.” Bucky nodded toward the hall.

Clint walked off with a snicker on his face.

Tony spoke up, waving his hand in the air. “Okay, you know what, are none of you going to acknowledge the fact that Capiscle here isn’t on the receiving end?”

Steve looked over to Tony. “Who said I wasn’t?”

A hand covering his face muffled his voice. “Second mental picture I never wanted has been seared into my brain,” Tony said.

Full fic on AO3

#stucky fanfiction #stucky fanfic #marvel fanfiction #stucky #sweatercas #this isnt a gifset but im tagging yoooou #marvel fanfic #stucky oneshot #stucky fic #stevebucky #crack #humor #writing tag #this issss technically my first fic ive ever publically posted #HERE GOES NOTHING

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greyhavensking · 3 years

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Am I planning on reading Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin’s Guide to Supersoldier Seduction for what probably amounts to the fifth time? Why yes, yes I am.

#stevebucky #it’s my comfort fic okay?#ugh I love that fic and that universe so much #the humor is Top Tier and the fluff is of the highest grade

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psedoblob · 18 days

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Struggling with Email Copy?

Stop wasting time and let me handle your email copywriting.

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galigen · 4 years

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Bucky: I love you

Steve: *jokingly* Aww! Me, of all people?

Bucky: Yup, you and nobody else

Bucky: Not even myself

#bucky #bucky barnes #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #dark bucky #Winter Soldier #dark humor #steve x bucky #stevebucky

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jennsepticeye · 5 years

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Okay, but imagine if Peter and Shuri's Gen Z humor starts to rub off on impressionable, recovering Bucky, and he starts making sarcastic, hyperbolic, self-deprecating jokes and Steve just can't.

Bucky : *is minorly inconvenienced*

Bucky: This is worse than the time I fell off the train.

Steve: Buck, no...

~*~

Bucky: *points at a pile of garbage* Me.

Steve: *tearing up* Pal?

~*~

Bucky: *just waking up* Boy I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

Steve: *long-suffering sigh*

~*~

Bucky: Maybe if I fall in love with my PTSD it'll leave me too.

Steve: *to himself* why am I in love with this jerk?

~*~

Bucky: Do you think the morgue does walk ins?

Steve: why are you like this?

#jennsepticeye #steve x bucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #gen z #gen z humor #gen z memes #gen z mood #peter parker #shuri #shuri black panther

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stevebuckyfics · 5 years

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hey!! do you know a fic where steve and bucky are teachers and they’re married but no students know and they all think they hate each other? they go on a class field trip and they dance to candyman together if that helps!

Thank you for the incredibly specific description, it made it easy to find haha

Barnes & Rogers and the Goddamn Truth by orphan_account

There are three well-known facts at Shield High:

1. The history teacher Mr. Barnes is a stone-cold terror, and it’s not even because he only has one arm.2. The other history teacher, Mr. Rogers, is a mysterious enigma, and it’s something to do with the body of a Greek God and contradicting stories of his past. (They’re all rumours, anyway.)3. Mr Barnes and Mr Rogers hate each other.

Bucky wouldn’t have it any other way.

Language: English Words: 18,945 Chapters: 1/1

#oneshot #20k #not rated #humor #fluff #modern au #teachers au #anon #asks #stucky #stevebucky #stucky fic rec #steve rogers #bucky barnes

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r-chiveee · 7 years

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bucky: *breathes* steve: take my hand... take my whole life too...

#stucky #stevebucky #stucky humor #stevebucky humor #stucky crack #stevebucky crack

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