#stevebucky incorrect quotes
Bucky: Steve looks really good today.
Tony: Don’t be jealous, you look good too.
Bucky: I’m not jealous, I’m gay.
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Bucky: I’m a confident driver.
Steve: You nearly ran over Sam!
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General Ross: Didn’t he murder thousands?
Steve: You think this is the face of a killer? Look at him.
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Steve: Your smile? It makes my day!
Bucky: You happiness? I live for that!
Sam: A room? Just get one!
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*sometime during CATWS*
Hydra, watching from drones or something: So, when we send the Winter Soldier out, him and Captain America will kiss, having a moment of weakness for us to get him
Hydra: They’re gonna kiss... now!
Hydra: Shit, the plane collapsed. Moment ended.
Hydra: Back to the drawing board.
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Bucky: It’s so dark in here…
Bucky: Not like I’m scared or something…
Bucky: I mean, who’s afraid of the darkness anyways? Not me. Not Bucky. No, sir!
Steve: Do you want me to take your hand?
Bucky: Yes please!
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Steve: Have a nice gay!
Bucky:… You mean day?
Steve, placing himself in Bucky’s arms: No.
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Bucky: I’ll sacrifice my life for you
Steve: hahah well, I’m gonna go fuck time up and bang this chick I knew for two years, peace out
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Sam: Hey Steve, I-
Sam: Get your fucking dog, bitch!!
Steve: It don't bite.
Sam: Yes it do!
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Steve *whispering*: Future boyfriend say “what”.
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Bucky, reading a relationship advice magazine: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed”
Bucky, making a checkmark: perfect
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Steve: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bucky: Don't kill them.
Steve: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Bucky: Oh no, 'Bucky' in b-flat.
Bucky: You're disappointed.
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*Steve and Bucky skipping stones on lake*
Steve: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Bucky, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Steve: Okay, truth or dare?
Steve: How many hours have you slept this week?
Steve: Go to bed.
Bucky: I don’t like this game.
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Bucky: This is such a bad idea.
Steve: Then why are you coming along?
Bucky: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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PreSerum Steve: Am I going too far?
Bucky : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Bucky: So I'll start by introducing myself. I'm-
Steve: [enters the room]
Bucky: -very gay and very single.
Everyone else: …
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What if Steve's secret moon base is the same one as Number One's? Imagine them on the moon, sharing their life stories, giving each other comfort and company.
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