#steven but mixed with monster bb

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OH FUCK U GUYS SHOULD I BUY ALL THE KINDGOM HEARTS IN A ONCENESS???

Holy jesus i knew they did hd ps4 ports of the playstation games but they ALSO added all the final mix content that engkishspeaking fans never got during my childhood? And they ALSO remade chain of memories entireky in 3d with Very Animated Ice Dad?? And they ALSO remade BBS despite it not needing it nearly as much as the old games and thet ALSO remade friggin dream drop distance which came out on a goddamn current gen console?? Like they seriously just made a non portable version?? Now all the spinoffs are on the same console at last?? Why did you not just do this in the first place?? I mean the psp and 3ds games were basically ps2 equivelant graphics and disc space anyway...

Oh and fuckin ALLLLSOOOOO

Also the final mixes of all of those! Also a movie version of the plot of khux! And also Coded and Days, which is a really big shame cos Coded is indeed sparse enough on content to deserve it but Days was my FAVOURITE GAME and it sucks its the only one that didnt get remade! I mean its in the same spinoff category as bbs and com, its not a cheapo mess like coded. Nothing else in the series deserves to be shoved in the Coded bin, even khux at least has better plot even if the backtracking and lootbox shit makes it harder to get to it...

Anyway ALSO a random new sidestory with Aqua going thru like one dungeon or somethin?? I dunno?? Its like a glorified tech demo for kh3, its just 'hey fuckin look what we can do visually on a proper ps4 game' and wow how have i never fuckin heard of this it looks so pretty!! I mean i dont know if its even more than 5 hours or somethin but.. Pretty!! And apparantly you get unlockable costumes for her or somethin? I hope they keep that feature in kh3! Itd rock if it wasnt just the main character too, and we could dress up riku and kairi and goofy and donald and roxas and axel and every the friends :3 new secret to how they defeat xehanort: slap a bow on his damn head

ALSO ALSO

All of this is available in one big bundle pack for £90 which ALSO contains literally kh3. THIS IS HOW THEYRE HANDLING PREORDERS?? THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO HANDLE PREORDERS!! Get a discounted price on this new game but while youre waiting for it you get to enjoy an (also discounted) giant fuckin 300 hours memory lane compilation of every damn thing from the last 15 years in one beautiful updated package. Holy fuck its like they made this for ME SPECIFICALLY!this is the perfect way to get people back into the franchise who dropped off in The Great KH3 Wait cos they couldnt afford all the damn million portables needed to gather that Dank Lore. God fuckin hell it cost more than the price of this bundle just to play any one of those games individually on some stupid retro machine i bought exclusively for that one damn game. THAT PSP STILL ROTS IN MY KITCHEN CUPBOARD YO

So

So so so so so

Guys

Please give me permission to buy this

Or like please convince me not to waste my money if you think i'd waste my money??

I really just DONT KNOW! ive been out of the fandom for so long and my last experience was really hatting BBS and feeling horribly out of place as everyone else raved about it being the best thing ever. And i know NOTHING about what kh3 is gonna be or whether its even possible for me to get back into the fandom and like.. Care about it at all again. I just got fuckin fatigued with it and my teenage years were like me clinging on to the edge of a cliff by my fingernails begging everyone to believe me that Its Still Good, Honestly, Its Worth It while square enix is up there all LONG LIVE THE KING and they push me off. Into a stampede of PSPs. Somehow.

And then aaargh i know i literally only came back to the fandom because organization xiii fuckin eternally holds my heart in their lil grabby hands. It was indeed a good nostalgic moment remembering how i loved them! And getting a new appreciation for Vexen and being blown away by how much he should have been my favourite but i just never got to play COM as a kid and then when i played it as an adult all the way after bbs i ended up quitting before even getting to meet half the org cos this one stupid 'defeat 99 shadows jn 99 seconds' mission kicked my ass. I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT ACTION RPGS OKAY!

Aaaagh thats another Big Worry, yknow? Like asa kid i was Bad, as an adult i'm Barely Better , and as a both i never enjoyed beat em up thingies of any kind at all. And on top of that i was never big into disney, i never saw them as any sort of 'childhood magic' but just some naff cliche shit retelling public domain fairy tales in the safest way possible with a bunch of obnoxious celebrity cameos. Also lion king and snow white terrified me as a kid. Also i associated robin hood with my dead grandma. Also as a kid i couldnt appreciate good artistic ability or voiceacting, i was all about the story, yknow? And most of kh's adaptations are really rushed and barebones versions of an already shoddy story, without any of the visual splendor. ALSO i never saw any of the darker or more emotionally focused stuff like Hunchback and Beauty and the Beast until way after i quit playing kingdom hearts, oddly enough. Wtf beauty and thebeast is actually real good and looks so far beyond its time!! Wtf hunchback has my goddamn evil dad in it!! Why did i miss the only good didneys!! Why did snow white traumatize me and those didnt!!

ANYWAY the point im getting at is that im not inherantly predisposed to like.. Any of kingdom hearts's appeal at all. I didnt know half the disneys and i didnt have any hype for the others. None of my fave final fantasy games made it into it until the sequel and then never again after that. CMON I CANT JUST DEAL WITH ONE VIVI CAMEO Y'ALL! And i haaaate the genre and its an uphill struggle to play a game like that with my stupid inelegant sausage hands. So i just came for the story and then everything after the first game has been conspiring to ruin it for me, sheesh! I felt so much for that short concise self contained first episode and then i fall more and more out of love as they establish this status quo of everything being retconnable so dont bother get attatched to it. Blablabla the entire worldbuilding is different now and everyone was secretly someone else and please memorize a bunch of shit from fifty fuckin spinoffs and also time travel and cloning suddenly exist and ALSO Grandpa Onlyblackmanintheworld is generic motiveless evil and everything was him even of it looked like it was actually a sympathetic villain. *insert dio meme face*

So yeah now im just.. In it for the characters?? And the cute art style and monsters and lovely animations and big fanfic oc potentials stuff. But man even tho i had Big Feel for those things i was able to completely drop it all and forget about the series for years, that was just HOW BAD the kh3 drought was. Steven universe hiatus eat your heart out...

So ffff i dont even KNOW if i'll be able to get feels'd for these characters again or if they actually hold up to modern bunni standards of huggable. And i know all the ones i want to hug the most got like zero sympathy and all died horribly and were also retroactively revealed to be clone oldmanvirus somethingy and aaaaaagh. But also something something people say they all came back and got cured?? And this is why?? I am here?? Again?? And buying?? The thing??

Like man fuck i am already building it up so much in my head aaaa what if i dont actually love axel as much as i used to love axel and i dont love Grumply Science as much as i always love That Character Archetype seriously MAN how was he like THE ONLY ONE I DIDNT GET TO SEE AS A KID

Aaauuuuaggh gahhh like maybe this will reignite my passion for the series or maybe i'll just be all critical and dumb and waste all my moneys

Guys... What do??

#tho i mean i did see the five seconds of vexen u get in days and i know generally what he's like from wikis and fanart #i just mean that i dont know how he really is in his actual starring game and whether any of the sympathetic dadness is canon #plz do #i wanna cry for dad #i mean u made me suddenly cry for saix and ship him with axel as soon as all that stuff was revealed in bbs #i also never finished bbs so i dont know how much we got to learn about apprentice era vexen and baby zexion #like is it actually canon that vexen was his fathee figure? do you actyally see them being cute? #or are people just theorizing? #its so hard to know whats theories in this fandom cos when u waited for a sequel for almost a decade there are a lot of theories lol

[100-yardstare]

Fandom: Transformers Prime

Summary: MECH has captured Sarah. It’s up to Kailey to help BB infiltrate their base to not only get back his T-Cog, but to rescue her.

Rating: T

Word Count: 1,616

               Sarah.

Kailey hadn’t known her for that long. The girl had just shown up one day; another innocent victim that had somehow gotten in between the Decepticons, and their plans. Optimus and the others had brought her to base, luckily, honorably taking her into their care much like they had done with the kids, Steven, and Kailey sometime afterward. One would think she had found safety with the Autobots, but somehow, from under their watchful eyes, MECH had taken her, along with Bumblebee’s T-Cog as well. It had to be a kidnapping by association. She was the sitting duck; the victim with all the information MECH would need concerning the Autobots.

Bulkhead, Arcee, and Optimus had since left for a mission, of course this time, without Bumblebee. He was heartbroken, to say the least, but that didn’t stop him from taking things into his own hands. Fowler had finally found coordinates to MECH’s whereabouts, and by the time that information got to the base, it seemed there was no turning back— not for BB. Even Steven had tried talking him out of it, but the Autobot had it in his head that he was a useless liability without his ability to transform, and therefore he needed to do this.

One way or another, he was going to get his T-Cog back.

It was Kailey, however, that volunteered to go with him. After all, if they found his T-Cog, Sarah was likely to be close by. This mission would literally be hitting two birds with one stone. The only downside was Optimus and the others wouldn’t be helping them out. Nonetheless, that didn’t dim BB and Kailey’s spirited efforts.

The MECH base wasn’t difficult to find with the coordinates given to them by Fowler. They were there just after sunset, the dark base cloaked only by the forested area surrounding. Kailey balanced on BB’s shoulder, her weapon in hand, and ready to sprint into the base while he fought off the grunts. They could be heard talking within the building, just behind the front entrance and behind a set of large doors.

“You ready Bee?” Kailey asked. But honestly, she didn’t really need to. In BB’s optics reflected nothing but pure determination.

They didn’t waste any time; quickly, BB ran forward as fast as he could, breaking into the facility. Obviously, he was met with almost instantaneous retaliation from the grunts, although the only thing that seemed to catch both of them by surprise was the presence of Starscream, and sitting just to the side of his feet, and before Silas, MECH’s leader, was Sarah, tied and bruised from obviously having been interrogated.

Of course Silas would sink that low as to hurt a civilian, especially one that couldn’t fight back, Kailey thought. She didn’t begin shooting just yet, however. Since BB quickly had to engage in battle, Kailey had jumped from BB’s shoulders, onto the floor, maneuvering above the grunts, and onto a high platform to take aim. The grunts were too busy shooting at BB that they hadn’t spotted Kailey quite yet.

Kailey prepared the scope of her weapon, and began firing, one shot after another, taking down the grunts beyond the ones that BB began throwing about. Her ultimate goal, however, was to get Sarah out of here.

Taking out the grunts happened rather quickly, with only a few left scampering about, half of whom had taken notice of Kailey from up above and began targeting her instead, along with Silas himself.

“What are you doing, you fools, attack her!” Silas commanded to some of the grunts that were closets to Kailey’s position. Quickly they began attacking, some attempting to get upwards to reach her, two of which began to corner her on the platform.

Kailey attempted to snipe the few below, but ultimately had to return her efforts on the grunts gaining up on her. Her attention fell from the scope, triggering the enhanced weapon to shift ever so slightly, now instead of resembling a sniper, taking on the façade of a semi-automatic. She would aim the weapon at the oncoming MECH grunts, and opened spitfire upon them.

One instantly took the hits and fell from the platform and to the concrete below, the other meeting Kailey’s fire with his own.

“Shit!” Kailey hollered. She only had an instant to look into her surroundings for cover, falling behind a pillar at the top of the platform that held it up. It was from her new position that she saw that BB had started to confront Starscream, Sarah in the meanwhile, screaming like bloody murder. Silas, on the other hand, was making a run for it.

“SHIT!!” Kailey yelled louder, with far more anger this time. He was getting away. She had wanted to face him head on. It seemed she was never able to do that; even the last time she had confronted his forces while riding with Optimus, he was always in the background, barking orders but never having actually faced her.

The enemy grunt spitfire had momentarily stopped when Kailey took the opportunity to come from behind the pillar and open fire once again. The MECH agent had apparently run out of ammo. Lucky for Kailey, that would be his last round. Before he could click in his reload, Kailey had taken him out, only this time as he fell, she landed a kick to his punctured torso, and sent him falling off the pillar and to the ground below, meeting his comrade in a spalt.

By then, however, Silas was out of there. It doesn’t matter though, Kailey tried to rationalize. Sarah came first in this mission.

BB was still in the process of fighting Starscream for his T-Cog when Kailey worked her way off her high location and made it up beside Sarah, untying her as quickly as she could. Sarah, in the meantime, screamed for a while longer, before she came to her senses.

“Kale! Thank God you guys came, get me away from… from that monster!” Sarah screeched towards the end of her exclamation, referring to Starscream, who suddenly had BB’s T-Cog in his grasp, threatening it with a deadly blast.

“You mean that guy?” Kailey scoffed jokingly, even in the midst of danger managing to conjure up a bit of brooding sarcasm. “He tries.”

Kailey finally got Sarah free, helping her to her feet by allowing her left arm to go around her back, and keeping her weight up as much as she could alone. Kailey was met, however, with another glass shattering scream from Sarah’s obviously powerful lungs when BB and Star began to move about fighting over the organ once again. It had gone in the air and BB was attempting to catch it, but just before it hit his fingers Star had shot it, sending it skidding to the hard floors, smoke puffing off of it and changing its color to that of burnt soot.

To say the least, what had happened shocked Kailey. BB had been angered by the fact it had been taken in the first place, but Star shooting at it only made it worse.

“Oops…” Star chuckled, “So much for that. I’m just going to jet now, since I can do that.”

With his last remark he transformed, flying out of the facility through a hole in the ceiling, and leaving BB, Kailey, and Sarah, alone, and rather defeated.

“Bee…” Kailey spoke up, her tone much softer and kinder than it typically was. “I’m so sorry.”

The Autobot didn’t respond. The only sound that seemed to come into being was that of engines, soon a cluster of lights forming outside.

The other Autobots had found them.

“What’s that!?” Sarah gasped. “It’s not that monster again, is it?!” Her fear was so exaggerated that it almost seemed fake, but Kailey wasn’t one to judge fear.

“It’s reinforcements…” Kailey responded, although her tone not too happy. She couldn’t help but look over at poor BB and the part of him that made him who he was—an Autobot. If anything, she felt pretty pathetic right now. After all that, they still failed, partially.

They took a moment to gather themselves, then met the others out the door. There was a mix of relief from them, and anger.

“Why did you come here, Bumblebee?” Arcee asked, a sort of mother-like tone leaking from her vocals.

“And with Kailey. You should know better than this,” Optimus added.

BB was having a hard time communicating right now. He could only look down at the T-Cog organ in his hands, broken.

“We had to do something,” Kailey spoke up for BB. “We had a chance and we took it.”

“Kailey, you know better than to put yourself in danger, without me being there as well,” Optimus continued to oppose anything that could be said to counter the situation.

“I don’t have time to argue,” Kailey responded softly yet irritably, as she narrowed her eyes over at BB. “We need to act now… just in case there’s even a remote chance we can help him.”

“Very well… I will discuss this with you later, then,” Optimus concluded. He turned his voice then to his commlink, contacting base for their return. “We’re ready to head back now, Ratchet…” he stated.

The portal began to open then, its green light piercing into the night like a star. It was only then that Kailey turned towards Sarah, seeing her face had settled into a neutral expression.

“You’ll get used to it,” Kailey stated, attempting to make the newcomer feel a bit more at ease, although her ‘attempts’ more rather coming off as a bit forced. “You have no choice.”

#kailey writes #more one shots of my TFP AU adventures #don't mind me