Natasha: Tony, what kind of boys do you like?
Tony: Tough boys
Steve: I once killed a fly with my bare hands
Tony: Actually, now that i think about it, i like sensitive boys more
Steve: After killing it, I cried eight hours straight
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My thoughts on straight ships vs gay ships (Avengers style ayyyy)
A redemption post bc y’all were so kind to me when I last posted the “My thoughts on canon ships vs non-canon ships”
Pepper x Tony: Exactly like Molly and Arthur. F****** inspirational.
Wanda x Vision: YES BITJ, WORK.
Peter Q. x Gamora: They adopted Groot. Change my mind.
Betty x Ned: Their pet names were so cute like WHAT
Peter P. x MJ: Okay, listen, these cutie patooties were fluffy ASF YALL
Steve x Peggy: It’s okay, but Bucky was Steve’s TRUE LOVE.
Nebula x Revenge: :OOOO YEY
Steve x Natasha: Once again, Natasha is too POWERFUL for Stevie. (besides, Nat curses too much for Steve)
(I’m really sorry y’all I don’t know any more straight ships I’m pansexual y’all what did you expect)
Bucky x Steve: YES YES YES OMFG YES BITCH THEY’RE CANON AND Y’ALL KNOW IT ( t’challa be partnering with Sam tho)
Mysterio x Peter: The first and LAST ship that has a 20 age yr separation. But yes, beautiful.
Thorki: another day where brothers mate :D DNA: am i a joke to you?
IronStrange: Pepper be feeling lonely tho :(((
Steve x Tony: I-im really sorry but NO.
Deadpool x literal any person: yey
Bucky x Sam: “Steve, we’re dating” “Bucky exactly what did you do to him-”
Natasha x Clint: NOOOO CLINT’S IN LOVE WITH HIS BOW AND ARROWWWW
Clint x Bow & Arrow: CANONNNN
Ryan Reynolds x Andrew Garfield: omg okay so this is proof that Spider-Man 2 and Deadpool are gay ASF
Thank y’all so much from the last post I really appreciate it :DDD
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