#stfu this is canon

[cazzadores]

literally Alex and Charles are so in love they end their races early to hang out

#Alex about to show Charles his home zoo #alex albon #charles leclerc  #stfu this is canon

[donttellunclesam]

and they were (Platonic) roommates

(close ups under the cut)

#stranger things #robin buckley #steve harrington #stobin #platonic stobin #platonic with a capital p #stranger things fanart #dtus art #heyyyy its been forever! last few pieces flopped so lets go back to my roots <3 #also yeah i made robin sound like the 'woah....THAT just happened XD' thing and I'M NOT SORRY #ST dialogue is canonically cringe stfu

[shamblespirate]

#This is canon #remember when he said Chopper to stfu #yeah #asshole right #i want to kick him in the head for that one #anw he is still the loml #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #law one piece #trafalgar law one piece #one piece #shambles posts

[playcraze]

Miles: *breaks all of the Spiderverse society norms*

Hobie:

#spiderverse #punkflower #'but that isn't canon' stfu Miguel

[julissart]

I love them so much, they mean everything to me right now 💓

#this is so canon #of course mononoke quote fits them a little too much 🤣 #felix like hello my queen 😌🤗 and kagami like stfu you b*tch 😒😡 #we all know who's the boss is #I need more #miraculous ladybug season 5 #miraculous ladybug s5 #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug emotion #mlb emotion #mlb season 5 #feligami canon #feligami #felix graham de vanily #felix fathom #kagami tsuguri #ml kagami #junghamistuffs #ml emotion

[hierocherry]

bpwvr scribbles… y2k high school au @ the gardening club + infatuated by one another <3

[ y2k lw design/au inspo from @/luciidagoat on tiktok ]

#trick actually draws #bapweaver #overwatch #here we go again #ermm anyway this y2k au has been infecting my head #i saw the og tiktok and started brainrotting #bap is on the football team and niran is in the gardening club #american football btw bc ik ill get jumped for calling it rugby hashtag british geezer #but they also go to the same science club #and are even in the same science classes AND CUE THE PINING THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHES THE DRAMAAAA #THE DRAMA !!!!! #ill prob doodle more cheesy stuff of this au 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ #also can i say i love bap’s expression in the 2nd my knees are wobbling #the 2 drawings r seperate things btw so 2nd drawing is canon compliant bpwvr #alright im gonna stfu #y2k #overwatch 2 #baptiste x lifeweaver #lifetiste #lifeweaver x baptiste #overwatch lifeweaver #overwatch baptiste #jean baptiste augustin #niran pruksamanee #satya vaswani #symmetra #yes she returns. #and shes still bapweaver phobic #why are lesbians so mean #bap doesnt get a moment of peace around satya…in every universe she will hunt him down ❤️

[ryuusea]

sherly has 100% pulled and snapped liam’s sleeve garters for attention

(the remains hs omake au won’t stop rattling in the inside of my head aaaa)

#sherliam #I can hear the liam se~nsei so clearly in my head #and liam’s amused response #sherly I too would fail class not with a teacher so pretty #someone wants one-on-one math tutoring after school #the way I want this sleeve garters snapping in canon verse too #sleeve garters #sensei knows how to attack #thankful for their existence like wth how are they so powerful #he would like you plus me subtract a layer too and divide these lips with yours and maybe those legs too- #wow I need to stfu #my love for bad puns I could not help it JDJDJDJ #don’t look at me #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #the remains #hs au sherliam

[aha-chuu]

Alhaitham and Kaveh's dynamic is interesting, because I've seen a lot of people say either "oh my god Kaveh is so mean" or "oh my god Alhaitham treats Kaveh terribly". But, quite importantly imo, in this quest Paimon remarks that she "doesn't know which one of them is more problematic".

I think when considering their relationship you need to look at intention. Do Hoyo want to villainise one of their popular husnandoes as a toxic asshole? No. Even the "villain" playable characters like Childe and Wanderer are nice/funny on occasion. Kaveh and Alhaitham's interactions are intended to be humorous, to make you gasp and say "oh wow I can't believe he just said that!".

Like, during the most recent story quest, for example. Kaveh accusing Alhaitham of having no empathy when he's clearly pretty emotionally stunted and decently moral is mean. But saying "At least I'd be a fungus with empathy!" Undercuts that - it's clear neither Alhaitham nor the player are suppose to take those words seriously.

Alhaitham dismissing Kaveh's field of work with "you work yourself to death just for a smile" is so belittling, but it's a retort to Kaveh saying his scribe job is at "rock bottom" in the Akademiya. Alhaitham isn't lashing out or trying to demean Kaveh in front of others (this interaction happens after the player has "left"); he's just continuing their verbal sparring match. I think people take this jab so seriously because it can be seen as a jab at a lot of people working out of passion, but in the context of the dialogue we're not supposed to regard it so deeply.

It's also fairly clear that nobody in game takes them seriously either. Tighnari says Kaveh is "as pent up as an anemo slime" in his Alhaitham voiceline - another funny quip - and Collei details how hard it was to suppress her laughter when Kaveh was talking about Alhaitham. Nobody thinks they're genuinely bad for one another, or that getting them separated is all that crucial.

Even the interactions in this story quest are just so silly and domestic: Kaveh can't get the painting straight, Alhaitham buys ugly furniture, they're arguing about rent and drink tabs, Kaveh is doing an unfair amount of housework and Alhaitham fucks off without entertaining his own guests. it's funny, or at least it is clearly intended to be.

I've heard that in the other dubs the VAs tones are different and it makes the lightheartedness clearer. Personally I've thought since their first interaction in the AQ that Alhaitham is having fun during their quarrels, and Kaveh is just melodramatic enough to act traumatised even if he isn't truly offended.

Then when it comes to whether their dynamic is supposed to be read platonically or romantically... Well Hoyo won't do anything canon, but it's hard to argue that there is no intentionality in how their relationship is portrayed. What other character(s) has an idle animation directly referencing their relationship with another character? How many other voicelines explicitly reference two characters as a pair? Nahida's Kaveh voiceline, Collei's, Tighnari's - I'm sure there are more. "Roommates" "senior & junior" "academic rivals" -> certainly there's a case to be made that they're just very close, but Kaveh and Alhaitham getting fifteen minutes of epilogue interaction in two different quests (where none of the content is related to either quest) says something. Fanservice, quite possibly.

Also Kaveh's line "We used to be friends, but not anymore"; I've seen plenty of people interpret this as "oh we're not friends, we're dating*". I think this is fun in fanon, but on a canon level it's basically a promise by Hoyo to fix (or explain) their current dynamic. Hoyo, for all their many faults, are detail orientated enough to follow up on such a line. Perhaps it will just be in Kaveh's voicelines/character stories, but I anticipate a future event or Kaveh hangout in relation to their bond. Nothing explicit, but more exploration. It's fairly clear Alhaitham and Kaveh are popular enough characters to warrant it.

All this to say: I have lots of thoughts. I have seen people call them toxic and (while idm the drama of that in fanon shipping) that isn't really the intended case in canon. Or, at the very least, the intention is not to to take their squabbling so seriously.

#genshin impact #alhaitham #al haitham #kaveh #kavetham #alhaitham story quest #also pls don't somehow take this as ship bashing for other pairings #this is NOT: oh my ship is canon everyone else stfu #i just wanted to discuss how interesting Hoyo's approach to their dynamic has been #and how polarising the fandom's reaction has been #it's not supposed to be taken seriously #i think kaveh is leaked for 3.6 #which should be new desert area #i would not be surprised if we have a desert quest with him #considering how he has had a significant amount of screentime already #in comparison to Faruzan and Layla and even Candace #we don't know what his rarity is yet #but he's had a lot of build up #when most characters not directly involved in archon quests #only debut in their release patches #with rumours of them beforehand #think ayato think itto think eula #i wonder what Hoyo will do with Kaveh #and haitham might end up as the Sumeru Albedo #considering he's already a front runner for most dialogue out of the Sumeru characters #maybe he'll get an event before Fontaine

[frostedpuffs]

an underrated trope in the ml fandom is chat noir seeing an adrien agreste billboard and being like "ugh, disgusting" and ladybug getting so fucking defensive and mad and chat noir has NO idea why

#text post #though in canon we know this lil shit is cocky af #he'd prob go to lb and be like wow look at that handsome fucker. and expect ladybug to roll her eyes and be like stfu #but instead she's all dreamy eyed and sighs and goes yeah.....he is beautiful #and chat noir.exe fails to respond #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #ladynoir

[sugwinni]

Dalador canon?

#toh #dalador #darius #alador #odalia #doodles #sugwinniart #stfu it's canon and Oldalia can go cry about it

[wickjump]

Wick, i wanna hear your thoughts on horror x cross..I’m desperate to hear someone talk about them. Idc how crazy or how ooc it is. trust that I will eat it up like it’s a million dollar steak

OH MY GOD THNAK YOU SO MUCH VIBINGTOPAZ IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME ABOUT THEM WORDS CANT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY OKAY HERE YOU TO HERES A BIG FAT HEADCANON DUMP. i never see them outside of bsp and don’t get me wrong i love the bsp but sometimes i just want these two on their own yk? this is a bit more fanon than my normal stuff btw but i try my best ok

okok here:

when cross first joined nm and his group he was terrified of horror. he was intimidated by everyone, but horror was the most visibly scary. like there was just no ignoring the fact that this guy killed people before like he ignored it with everyone else. so for a good long while he kept his distance, and it was horror who tried to reach out first after months of never talking despite living in the same building, eating at the same table, and working under the same guy.

it was very clear that talking to cross just at all scared the shit out of him, and since horror is in charge of the cooking, he decided hey why not, and started making foods that appealed to cross as a sort of peace offering. after a while, cross realized what horror’s intent was, and slowly started to come around. he even attempted to give horror food in return (a few of the chocolate bars he had squirreled away) which solidified them as allies and set the foundation for them to develop a further friendship and relationship.

food is their initial and primary love language because it was a medium they could both work with when they first started becoming friends—horror enjoyed being given and giving food purely because he HAS it, and he’s able to make sure he and those he loves are fed, and cross had cooked with undyne alongside his brother and knows the basics of it and enjoys it. cross is literally the only one allowed in the kitchen outside of horror and nightmare, partially bc horror loooovesss him and partially because he’s actually responsible. horror makes him brownies sometimes just because he can btw. or like those chocolate taco desserts? cross loves those so horror makes them. all the time. cross does not mind he likes it a lot actually it’s very sweet

horror and cross are the epitome of i would kill for you (horror) x i would die for you (cross). they’re both very very intense but in different ways and i love that for them. cross takes blows on the battlefield meanwhile horror attacks those on behalf of cross when the other hesitates or refuses to kill (which is all the time cross at heart is a pacifist).

i also feel like they’d be big on physical touch but maybe i’m just super lonely. they’re devoted in different ways and i like that for them. they seem like big ‘kiss on the hand’ people yk what i’m talking about. like the back of your hand kiss. that. i also think they’re one of those cringe ass couples who like. do the waist grabby from behind when they’re cooking or generally working. ew cringe romance (i would die for them). neck kisses too. and biting but that tips into suggestive territory. they’d be big on that though

oh hey angst time. horror feels guilty and somewhat disturbed whenever cross mentions alphys, because of his au’s alphys incident, and it’s the same with undyne. cross was very close with both of them, more so than horror ever was despite having been alphys’ coworker at one point (after all, alphys was cross’ sister), and he feels bad because like. cross speaks so highly of alphys and undyne, but horror tore apart alphys’ mind and undyne is literally the cause of his most visible scar. he feels guilt for what he did, and refuses to elaborate on his au’s alphys and undyne for the most part because he doesn’t want to fuck cross up with the knowledge of the things horror did, the things alphys did, the things undyne did. thankfully after getting the hint that horror did not like mentions of undyne, cross stopped mentioning his undyne pretty much entirely and speaks of alphys a little bit less, and they never really elaborated on that fully outside of choppy confessions during panic attacks.

meanwhile, cross doesn’t understand why horror never visits his au, or at least his brother. because horror is ABLE to, he has his au right there, but he just… never visits? none of his family, his friends? cross would kill and die for the chance to get his au back, but horror doesn’t care for his? horror feeds them and that’s it, he doesn’t remember the last time horror just took a break to visit his family. cross would sacrifice his own life for even a sliver of a chance of getting his family back. it’s not until he fully understands how horrifying horror’s au is that he doesn’t resent him as much for it.

their clashing views and experience are hard to look past, but in the end they love each other enough to empathize with each other and the situations they’d come from. horror has issues with remembering and articulating things from time to time combined with severe migraines, so cross helps him with those. horror meanwhile gets cross to sit the fuck down and take care of himself jesus christ man because what do you mean this asshole is INTENTIONALLY starving himself. fym “i feel like i haven’t earned it lol” sit the fuck down and eat this food i LOVINGLY PREPARED. GOD. they help each other w their issues and bad habits. cross works himself to near death? okay shut up i’m going to forcibly lift you up and carry you to your room and lock you inside until you go to sleep. horror throws up after eating because he can’t handle that much food? cross is there to help him through it. i like them a lot. they r there for each other through their highs and lows.

since i hate xchara exclusion i think xchara like absolutely fucking despises horror. not because he’s evil and mean and grrr to cross, but he just genuinely does not trust horror and cannot believe that he has any sort of good intentions. xchara sort of fueled cross’ doubt about him for a while, though as time moved on and horror didn’t seem to have any harmful ulterior motives, xchara toned down on the whole ‘he is going to kill you don’t blink around him or you will die’ talk. not entirely but you know. he’s always got the ‘i’ve got my eye on you’ look whenever horror is anywhere near them but horror doesn’t know that unfortunately. he doesn’t get the pseudo brother stamp of approval. horror’s brother likes cross a lot though, especially because cross is literally the exact opposite of lazy and unhealthy and encourages self care of others (not himself, the absolute loser). like out of anyone he could’ve ended up with, horror’s brother (creeps? crooks? sugar??) likes cross the best i think.

ok speed round: cross is the type to not notice when anyone is interested in him, just at all. most frustrating months of horror’s life really. horror packs little trail mix baggies for cross when he goes out on missions or patrol. this is just cause i think it’s cute. purring skeletons, i like purring skeletons it’s my favorite thing ever and i think they should get to purr together and lay down in bed for hours on end half asleep half awake just existing together. when cross saw his very first colored sunset horror was there and that definitely furthered the at the time small spark of romance. cross, bc he’s a swap, is much more of a superhero nerd than a science nerd like horror, and they bicker over whether or not they watch a documentary or action movie. i think they don’t bicker like killer and dust do, they bicker in like. the very clearly lighthearted and cutesy way that doesn’t last long. it’s more like banter actually. gags

ok that’s it (for now…..) because i don’t want this to be too-too long. i love them and i was so so so so SO excited when you asked me this omg. i love asks like these i cannot stress this enough. ask me whatever you want whenever you want and i will answer. if it doesn’t seem like i have, that’s because it’s in my drafts and being worked on because sometimes i’m unsure or have half finished thoughts i want to put the effort in fleshing out later bc y’all deserve headcanons that aren’t half baked. anyway i will literally never get tired of this it’s so fun

#way more fanon than usual #like wayyy more fanon #but stfu i’m having fun over here #and i cannot see them in canon or canon adjacent ever probably #they’re far too different #horror sans #cross sans #horrorcross #cross x horror #horror x cross #bad sanses #sanscest #utmv

[symphonyofsilence]

Daily reminder that most of the sect members follow their sect leaders because they were born to that sect, or that sect was stable and powerful enough to provide them with security, and the Wen Remnants followed Wei Wuxian even though they were afraid of him because that was their only option, but the YMJ members that followed Jiang Cheng ever since the Sunshot Campaign freely CHOSE to do so. He was 17. And an extremely traumatized seventeen-year-old at that. He was simultaneously looking for his brother and participating in a war while rebuilding his sect. Lotus Pier was destroyed. There were only 3 people left of the YMJ sect (2 as far as they knew with WWX missing.) The sect was brought to ruins. The YMJ sect couldn't have had much riches left. But the new sect (and they were enough for YMJ to be called a sect again) CHOSE to follow Jiang Cheng.

#also reminder that Jiang Cheng is not randomly rude to people #he's rude to WWX and later WN (and for good reasons as far as he knows) and those he suspects of demonic cultivation #he's not even rude to LWJ before that ancestral hall incident even though LWJ is rude to both him and his nephew #from what we see of his interactions with others he's polite and respectful if (after the time skip) cold and severe #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #canon jiang cheng #the untamed #mdzs #cql #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #yunmeng jiang #yeah Amino Apps JC page stfu about him ruling with fear or not being so popular or sth to that effect i don't have the time to check #it's bs anyway #like it says that JC in the donghua has short hair when we literally see his hair loose and it's very long #short hair was not even sth that existed among the chinese as they saw their hair as a gift from their parents #& cutting it as a disrespect to them #whoever wrote JC's profile couldn't even see what was in front of them how do we expect them to read subtext

[theejael]

something something ah shit here we go again

#if there was one thing i knew the netflix atla was gonna do #it was gonna reignite atla's dumbass ship wars #i ship zutara and i have for over a decade #but kataang is canon even if i dont think it should have been #why are kataang shippers still petty to zutara shippers 😭 #like you have canon?? im pretty sure a lot of us are okay with that?? #dont even get me started on people calling it a colinizer ship again #as a woc of a colonized culture #kindly stfu #people: oh zuko has the best redemption arc in fiction but dont you dare ship zutara or else #anyway #this also isn't welcoming to aang bashing #aang bashing is illegal and i will find your ass #aang bashing ≠ saying aang has flaws btw #he was 12 he's gonna act 12 #zutara #kataang #not anti kataang but pro zutara

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

YOUR bryce is a serious surgeon who likes to surf w a wife and kids. MY bryce carries a stanley tumbler, is going through years of cultural healing, and sleeps in shorts that say slut across the ass. we are not the same.

#this is not meant as hate so stfu #i was looking through my bryce posts and yeah ive really taken him in my own (canonically correct) route huh #n e ways he is my fav boy ever thanks for asking #but seriously obvi i dont think yall are horrible for having him that way #i just like my queer af and obnoxious as hell bryce #once again realizing i hate this fandom though like actually this post is funny as hell but yall are gonna throw a fit no matter what #bryce lahela

[shippyo]

This is random drama im looking at rn from captain laserhawk fandom,i dont post about i know but i like its content,so feel free to ignore my rage moment cause hhhhhh ill be very angry<3 /

istg the rayfrog drama is the dumbest shit alive in the clh fandom AUHGG💀

no it isnt pedophilic and yes im pointing and you people who said that dumbest shit,directly to your eyes BWBDBE

Just cause in your head you just made it up,ITS NOOOOT CANON,they are both adults,rayman is a guy who literally can live/sleep 100 years and mf can't age physically after origins,he is a ageless, a literal magical fantasyland creature made by gods,its actual creepier that you guys infantilize bullfrog on trying to make him like some kind of CHILD or teen who barely got to be an adult when in reality he is an old grown ass man who has been being an assasing for who knows how many years,that you guys had more that mindest speaks more of how creepy you are,stop infantilize grown ass adults istg

u can not like or u can feel uncomfy with rayfrog like thats absolutly fine dont get me wrong,that is not the problem and u can have for whatever reason,if u hc that they had an age gap,if they are just friends,familiar stuff,like other ship related to Bullfrog or idk but, don't try to made up arguments and do shit ass ship wars,they are adults PERIOD,grow up and stop crying about it,just block tags or be healthier for your own life to just shrugh about it and move on ITS NOT HARD 💀

#rayfrog #drama discussion #like HECC this dang ass ship isnt even my stupid cup of tea #i can give two shits about it except for unwanted MMMSUUS art on my sfw twitter #but people bitching about it is like UHHHHGGRRRR #move on really #is not hard i promise #but istg for all the drama i had the mental state of #please made the ship canon so people cna stfu #or with dolph there too so we csn have the fun polys #OR KILL THEM ALL SO WE DONT DISCUSS MORE SHIT XD #captain laserhawk #and if u go to try to argue with me ill just send to u a video of “touch grass” from youtube #cause im not arguing more than this once cause my time is more valuable

[yuriinadress]

The pacing may be all over the place but you can't tell me TDR #7 isn't funny

#bernard dowd #tim drake: robin #tim drake #firefly #phobia #timbern #timber #tdr #tuesday spoilers #good to know that bern making puns is canon #yuri yelling #i hate 'go piss girl!' except for when he does it #phobia and firefly being like 'damn bitch your parents are terrible! let them burn!' #everyone wants firefly to stfu and i am here for it #my boy cannot cook but he can TRY for his bf! #somene's worst fear being that they didn't vote agdjagdjagdhffd