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rftwfic · 3 months

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Stiles, after being sent back in time 10 years and being faced with his husband Derek who now hates him again, rolling up his sleeves: I'm about to speed run this bitch.

#stiles: i know all of his weaknesses now he cant stop me #i'm starting this relationship 5 years early get ready for romance #Sterek

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flimsy-spine · 2 months

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shocking: new parents realize just how difficult parenting is 😱😱

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bethsvrse · 1 month

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why are you, a minor, writing nsfw fics? where tf are your parents kiddo??

I've had quite a few people ask me questions like this lately, so I'd like to clarify a few things.

Firstly, my mum is a fan of my writing. She reads most of my pieces (minus the smut although she's aware I write them). In fact, she often helps edit my one-shots because I have dyslexia.

Secondly, it's adults, much like yourself, who tend to treat topics like sex, drugs, and alcohol as these forbidden subjects for minors that will cause kids to explore these things in a way to rebel against their parents. When adults aren't open to discussing these matters and teaching kids how to approach them safely, it actually makes them more curious.

In my experience, having parents who are open and willing to have these conversations has built trust between us. They've allowed me to have a drink on special occasions and have been open about sex, rather than treating it as taboo.

So yeah, that’s where my parents are and that why me, a minor, am writing nsfw fics! 😁

#bethsvrse #thank you for listening to my TED talk #it’s such a silly question to ask #like babe there are bigger issues in the world #remus lupin x reader #steve harrington x reader #george weasley x reader #peter parker x reader #sirius black x reader #spencer reid x reader #stiles stilinski x reader #fred weasley x reader #I know I hate when people tag things that aren’t about the topic but I genuinely just want more people to be able to see this #sorry if I annoyed you :(

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twpromptsillneverwrite · 1 month

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Stiles (moaning): So...like...what are we?

Derek (panting): Can we not talk about this while I'm six inches in?

Stiles: Wait! You still have four more inches left... Ah!

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #derek x stiles #idiots in love #sterek #we all know derek has a big dick #wolf dereks dick is bigger though #derek hale has a big dick

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milkcryptid · 1 year

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trickster & mischief

#stiles stilinski #void!stiles #nogitsune!stiles #teen wolf... movie???? i dont know what you're talking about haha dont be silly :)#teen wolf #teen wolf fanart #stiles fanart #milkcryptid #my art #just him... very attached to the idea of stiles and nogi making a comeback but this time they both on the same team #just you know nogi is still a little shit but now its on our side kinda thing #idk i just like dark stiles and fun chaos #nogitsune #void stiles

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youreastargirl · 1 year

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Hey Jeff Davis one note among many, but did you know that for a wound made with wolfsbane, you actually need to burn it with the ash of that specific strand of wolfsbane to heal it?

This particular piece of knowledge comes from the tv show you created called Teen Wolf which you may or may not be familiar with.

Ten thousand fanfic writers have gotten this particular piece of lore correct for a decade since you invented it. There are fics where Stiles’ love language is gathering different kinds of wolfsbane to always be able to save Derek Hale.

Truly, get yourself sorted sir (disrespectful).

#teen wolf movie #it would have been so easy too #literally Allison is the one who healed Scott she would have had it with her #Chris was there when they healed Derek he could have been I have some in my kit I know what she would have used since I trained her #all Jeff Davis remembers from teen wolf is Scott and Allison love story #this man has some problems that I can probably truly diagnosis #derek hale #teen wolf #teen wolf spoilers #sterek #stiles stilinski #spoilers #jeff davis

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noyzinerd · 4 months

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Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.

We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.

And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.

So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.

From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")

Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross 🤢")

Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")

Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")

Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")

Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")

All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")

Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #It hasn't escaped me that this meme has Dylan O'Brien's co-star who played Minho from the Maze Runner series #Gotta love how Derek's always spewing ancient undocumented closely guarded forbidden secrets and being like 'you seriously didn't know that #HOW? HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY KNOW THAT DEREK?! WHERE WOULD WE EVEN FIND THAT KNOWLEDGE #YOU SASSY FRUSTRATING MAN?!

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homemadesterekpie · 11 months

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i like my Stiles absolutely unhinged when it comes to Derek.

Stiles thinking he’s a reasonable and stable person up until he meets Derek and starts dating him and he realizes that he is in fact not.

because there’s literally nothing he isn’t ready to do to keep Derek by his side.

there’s a desperation in him he’s never felt before, a desperation to be anything Derek wants and needs, to give Derek everything he deserves.

Derek is his fucking God and he’ll worship him in any and every way possible and that’s that about that.

#its projecting on stiles my feelings about derek o’clock #but its still true i know it #stiles is crazy for derek and its not an euphemism #sterek #eternalsterek #personal

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takaraphoenix · 11 days

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I don't know why, but 2024 really is the year of missing the Hale Pack for me :(

I miss Derek having the chance to become a real alpha

I miss Erica and Boyd getting the chance to return to the pack and live

I miss snarky bastard uncle Peter in the corner

I miss getting to explore Isaac living with Derek and finding a home

I miss Pack Mom Stiles

Heck, I miss Jackson getting the chance to find a place where he belongs instead of being written off

#Teen Wolf #Derek Hale #Stiles Stilinski #Sterek #Vernon Boyd #Erica Reyes #Isaac Lahey #Peter Hale #Jackson Whittemore #Hale Pack #ya know. the classic Sterek Hale Pack #I live in the world where Jackson never left and stays in the pack #just as much as I live in the world where Boyd and Erica never died #<3<3<3 #I just love the denial okay <3 #I'm so glad that Teen Wolf is on our watch list #right after we finish Buffy up!!! gonna drag my bestie into Sterek hell #Pack Mom Stiles

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deadpoets · 1 month

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TEEN WOLF 03.07 | Currents

#teenwolfedit #twedit #teen wolf #cora hale #lydia martin #stiles stilinski #*mine #*mygifs #this dynamic was fun and i wish we had more of it #cora know that i love you and i miss you

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readgi · 2 months

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I know the teen wolf fandom is pretty much dead, but I need to know how y'all feel about Theo Raeken?

Cause I haven't even looked at this show since the last season came out, but ALL OF A SUDDEN I'm obsessed with that boy and his character development on season 6 (or the little we got anyways) all over again

And thiam too but anyways

Is that a red flag? Should I be concerned?

#i came to the point where I'm rewatching s5 and s6 and reading ao3 fics #send help #i'm worried #don't get me wrong i liked it and feel nostalgic rewatching #but the show itself was NOT exactly GOOD #anyways i just wanna know if theo being my favorite character is a red flag or not #(yes i love stiles too he's my top2 so don't come for my neck.... or heart like theo's sister lol)#(sorry that was uncalled for)#teen wolf #theo raeken #thiam

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flimsy-spine · 3 months

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