#still gonna write that fic... one day

[jamietwat]

Time loop fic set during season 2 when Jamie’s back around but Roy isn’t coaching yet where it takes Jamie and Roy an embarrassing amount of do-overs before they finally realize they’re both caught in it because for days Jamie goes over to Keeley’s place and antagonizes Roy in basically the exact same way because he thinks making the same stupid old man jokes all the time is funny anyway and any slight changes in conversation he just assumes is because he showed up at a different time or worded his own end of the conversation a little differently but Roy’s still basically saying the same grumpy old man shit anyway

And Roy makes basically the same retorts every time because he stands by it and he assumes Jamie shows up at slightly different times looking for Keeley as a butterfly effect of his morning with Keeley being different but that there’s no escaping him showing up to be a little bitch at some point

And like they both sometimes tell people but not the same people on the same version of the day so Keeley individually thinks that both of them are losing it on different versions of the day before eventually they both mention it

And then on like day 5 of the same day over and over Jamie doesn’t show up and Roy is irrationally angry about it but thinks it must be somehow connected to the fact that he was acting absolutely insane with Keeley trying to explain what’s happening while she thought he was fucking with her and somehow that made her brush off Jamie and him not show up or something?

And it takes Jamie showing up at 100 and just tearing Roy apart and going on about what a dick he is (which isn’t unusual but isn’t how this routine goes) and weirdly fixating on how he was excited to meet Roy but then he ended up just being an old washed up prick that never even gave him a chance because Jamie figures he can just show up, yell at Roy for all the reasons he’s so fixated on being a little asshole with a grudge against Roy in particular to get it out of his system, and then never have to deal with any consequences of Roy finding out about the whole embarrassing having been a big fan and expecting it to be so cool to play on a team with him just to immediately get offended that Roy didn’t give a shit about him and his bullshit and so Jamie ended up hating him thing

But instead Roy just scowls at him and is like “that’s not what you’re supposed to say” and Jamie’s like “…what.” And Roy’s like I’ve done this day like ten times already and either I make Keeley think I’m certifiable first thing in the morning and you don’t show up or else you show up looking for her and then make the same completely uncreative old man jokes at me and Jamie’s like what the fuck I’ve been doing this same day over and over and you’ve been making the same shitty jokes that weren’t funny the first time over and over again

And Keeley’s just sitting there watching this like “Are you two fucking with me? I can’t believe you two got along long enough to plan whatever the fuck this is.” And honestly, the fact that she couldn’t imagine them ever getting along to plan this stupid joke and agree on it is the main reason she actually starts to believe them that time in an okay either I’ve completely lost it or you two are stuck in a time loop kind of way and when she starts going on about how every time loop movie there’s like a moral the person has to learn and maybe they’re both caught in it because they’re supposed to learn how to get along and be friends and Roy’s supposed to take Ted’s offer and that’s how Jamie finds out about the Ted trying to convince Roy to coach thing

But they’re both like fuck no absolutely not, that’s not it and I’d rather be stuck in this stupid fucking loop forever than voluntarily spend time with him let alone get along (as if Jamie hasn’t shown up to annoy him practically every version of the day and Roy hasn’t just been sitting there waiting for him every time) and then they actively avoid each other for like a week’s worth of versions of the same day before they start considering that Keeley might have been on to something but it still takes three more days of pointedly not seeking the other out and waiting for the other to give in first before they run into each other at Ted’s place anyway and finally start actually swapping information they’ve picked up from their loops and what they’ve tried changing to try to get out and discussing ways to try to get out of it while Ted’s just sitting there cracking jokes and making annoyingly similar to what Keeley said comments about how in time loop and body switch things it’s always that you have to learn to see things from another perspective and be nicer to someone you don’t usually see eye to eye with before you can get out (Ted doesn’t actually believe they’re stuck in a time loop though, he’s just going well weird hypothetical but I’ll play along if this almost certainly made up scenario is what it takes for them to have an actual conversation with each other)

#Roy’s going to be PISSED when he shows up agreeing to coach and start right then one of the versions of the day insisting he’s only doing #it to get out of the day or rule it out as the answer and instead he LOVES IT and then wakes up on the same fucking day anyway #So he not only has to admit that he actually wants to coach and other people were right but he’s also right fucking back again anyway #But he’s also still in his coach everyone but Jamie era at that point and he’s gonna have to not be before they get out #I have more thoughts but I am tired #Jamie not showing up actually had nothing to do with anything Roy or Keeley did he was just trying doing other shit #Might eventually write this as like a pair of fics in a series one from Roy’s pov and one from Jamie’s pov where their versions of the same #days get posted in the same chapters of each #This is another thing for the pile of things I might turn into something eventually #Ted Lasso #Jamie Tartt #Roy Kent #RoyJamie #Keeley Jones #Roy x Keeley x Jamie #Mine

[goldenappledelicious]

Really interested in the Charming parents relationship with their kids in terms of Apple and Darling relationship. Because the thing is, while I’ve seen a lot of takes where the Charming parents react negatively or still hold up Daring as the golden child, I’m personally of the opinion that they are far more destiny oriented. If Destiny says Darling is Apple’s prince, then they’ll accept it, even if they’re a bit confused.

The thing is, at least from how I interpreted Darlings book, she never read as the unfavorite the way Dexter did, though I know some people interpret them as treated similarly. She kept all her knightly interests pretty tight lipped and generally acted like they thought she should. Not the Golden Child or the Scapegoat, just a generally positive middle ground.

I also think the kiss reveal really hurts Daring place as the Golden Child of the trio. I think King & Queen Charming would definitely view it as a failure on Daring’s part. That he must have done something wrong or something must be wrong with him to cause him to fail at what should’ve been his destiny. Their favoritism is distinctly based on Daring being the perfect Prince Charming and if he can’t even do the one thing they think he was meant to do, then clearly he isn’t actually that perfect.

And while I don’t think Darling would just become the new Golden Child, I do think they focus most of their attention solely on her now. She’s the one with the ultimate Charming Destiny after all while Daring failed his and Dexter’s is still unknown. Clearly that must mean she’s the best of the kids. How the Beast reveal would go, I’m still debating. On one hand, Daring is still the true love of an important Princess, but the beast very much Does Not fit the values of a Prince Charming.

#one day I’m gonna write a whole thing about the complex gender roles of EAH #rewatching Dragon Games and thinking about that family #I just have seen a lot of posts and fics that seem to still have Daring as the unquestioned favorite after dragon games #and with what we’ve seen of the charming parents in the side stories #I just can’t imagine they’d simply be chill with daring losing his destiny like that #that would heavily affect their view of him in my opinion #EAH #ever after high #daring charming #darling charming

[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @thewolvesof1998 @king-buckley 💖

istg soon i'll focus on just one wip and finish it and then move on to the next but for now I'm all over the place so you'll get snippets of everything lmao - married buddie smut again haha

prev snippet

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It’s just a few seconds of him standing there and admiring his husband, before he gets impatient again, climbs onto the bed and straddles his lap, immediately grinding their hips together, eliciting groans out of them both. He kisses Buck, then grabs his hands, that are on either side of Buck’s head, and laces their fingers together, pinning them down in place, and leans in to kiss Buck’s lips gently. 

“Hello there, Mr. Diaz.” he murmurs, and feels a shiver go through Buck. (...)

“Hi yourself, Mr. Diaz.” Buck grins. “Holy shit, I’m a Diaz.” he adds with a little giggle, sounding genuinely awestruck.

“That you are. Now finally officially.” Eddie smiles. Buck’s been a part of the Diaz family for as long as they’ve known each other. Taking the name is just a formality, really.

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no pressure tags: @elvensorceress @gaydiaz @diazass @thebravebitch @silentxxsoul @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @arthursdent @diazblunt @911onabc @spagheddiediaz @housewifebuck @gayhoediaz @rogerzsteven @watchyourbuck @monsterrae1 @honestlydarkprincess @underwater-ninja-13 @eowon @weewootruck @loserdiaz @evanbegins @steadfastsaturnsrings @ladydorian05 @malewifediaz @pirrusstuff @theotherbuckley @911-on-abc @hoodie-buck @wildlife4life @fortheloveofbuddie @nmcggg @diazpatcher @jeeyuns @jesuisici33 @thewolvesof1998 @lover-of-mine @jamespearce9-1-1 @giddyupbuck @spotsandsocks @daffi-990 @exhuastedpigeon @disasterbuckdiaz @buckaroosheart @hippolotamus

#married buddie smut #tease tidbit tuesday #fic snippet #buddie #buddie fic #buddie wip #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #every wip is going so slowly lately lol #idk i just spent the last 4 days in bed and i still feel so exhausted and drained wtf i just wanna sleep all the time #but anyway - not sure if i prefer buckley-diaz or just diaz so that's not decided but also eddie's gonna call him diaz here anyway lol #also i really hope this smut will be shorter than the previous ones lmao

[lesbiradshaw]

if tgm was really committed to the homoeroticism the franchise became famous for they would have focused more on the hangster hands motif. hands that are capable of hurt (bradley shoving at jake’s chest in the classroom after jake’s words have torn him apart). hands that are capable of peace (the scrapped scene of jake helping bradley up on the beach; an unspoken truce). hands that are capable of forgiveness (reuniting on the carrier— ‘they shake hands. it’s enough’.). hands that are capable of love (jake tapping a hand over bradley’s heart like he’s making sure he’s alive, because a handshake was enough but it’s okay to want more). anyways. all this to say i need them to release the footage because i KNOW it’s sitting in a vault somewhere collecting dust.

#one day i’ll write a fic about this #because you guys know me i love a good motif i can fixate on ☝️ #i just think hands/touch represents their relationship development so well #it was all probably unintentional on the straight mens part irl but im still gonna read into the fictional implications #carolcore #hangster

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #i underutilize drawing arakawa as the prettiest girl ever and i will go to prison to atone for my crimes for this #Awful i thought of a fic while making sketches LMAOOOO lets see if i do it cause i still have another one cooking #i also have a teeny goofy comic but idk if im gonna finish it #if i do im gonna revise it first since i dont like its pacing and whatnot rn but anyways bye #im gonna stare at google docs #shout to my Not-Kayla friend because i bumped into her during dinner tonight #and i told her i needed to pick up rice so we hop to the store and i ALMOST missed the last two bags. i almost did. #wouldve had to go a week without rice... unthinkable. #i mean the bags wont get me through the week but they'll be enough for a couple days LMAO #ok bye now heres to hoping i can write

[camels-pen]

@sanusoweek Day 6 - Gods and Demons

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 5

#one piece #sanuso #usopp #sanji #sanusoweek #god usopp #demon sanji #doodley doots #'oh i'm totally gonna get my childhood friends fic done today. for sure' <- the words of a lying liar #i did enjoy drawing this tho #thank u bib for giving me the idea of giving them auras bc i love it #also for the record i Will be writing fics for the last 3 days i haven't done yet #childhood friends is almost done & hanahaki's just gonna be a fun lil oneshot #time travel however :starts sweating: #im glad posts still get rbed to the sanusoweek blog up to a month late bc that bitch is gonna definitely Not be a oneshot

[stop-talking]

Like in your previous post about mike Schmidt x hooters girl; what about that but with hooters boy?

Ok chat are we imagining like a femboy hooters scenario or a gym bro muscle-y vibe?

Like in the way "skinny with big ass & tits" is the requirement for regular Hooters what would be the requirement for working at male Hooters?

#is mike into twinks? #or does he wanna be topped? #or both #both probably tbh #but which do yall wanna read #im still probbaly gonna write it x fem reader im sorry #but i swear one day ill have an x male reader fic #probably for derek #he needs to get fucked

[shadeofazmeinya]

I’ve been much too busy with real life stuff to really comment about RT closing down. But I do just want to take a moment to seriously thank the fandom over the years, especially the AH fandom that was so kind to me and my writing in the past. To everyone who ever left a nice comment on a fic or a nice note in the reblogs, thank you. To everyone who ever shared their work, thank you. I will forever miss the joy and creativity of the fandom coming up with aus and whole worlds, working together on creative projects, cheering each other on when creative works got noticed. I met so many amazing people and made so many friends through RT and for that I am very grateful. I wish the best for every RT employee in finding a way forward and up from here. And to finding friends in the fandom again along the way

#not gonna put in main tags #i say busy #while i have been busy with work and school #im also just too emotional #im just #really fucking sad #for many things at once #but also this #its sad #im gonna support the employees as i can #but im still sad #anyway #back to hiding again i guess #maybe one day i can write again #if theres still any people to read fics i may write for other fandoms #but i miss u all so much #ignore me

[babblingeccentric]

For the upcoming kinktober event, could I ask for the prompt "praise" with Zoro and a trans masc (afab, he/him) Reader? (and if you choose another request for that prompt, I also want to suggest "spanking" instead)

Thank you so much ♡

Loved this suggestion, here's a piece from the werewolf boyfriend au that will go up in probably the next month-ish. It doesn't actually reference the reader's gender or genitalia here but rest assured Zoro sucks your tdick after this in a scene i haven't yet finished. set during the timeskip in one of mihawks castle bathrooms

Kintober 6: Praise, Zoro x Reader

Contains: semiverbal reader, dick sucking (zoro receiving), praise, no references to reader's gender genitalia or pronouns, thicc dicc zoro, coming on the face

The flush on your face makes Zoro laugh and he turns around to sit on the bathing stool again, his hard cock hanging fat and heavy between his thighs. You stay kneeling by the side of the tub still shy.

“C’mere” He motions to you.

You hurriedly scoot over to kneel beside him, resting your chin on his knee. He’s not that much taller than you but he’s so much broader that he feels massive. He smiles down at you, eyes crinkling and his voice inside feeling like golden syrup pouring from the bottle.

“Suck me off?” He asks you sweetly.

It takes you a minute to understand him, his words slowly filtering through your own lust syrupy mind before you nod eagerly. You’ve wanted to put your mouth on any part of him for ages. 

Zoro’s dick is big. Not notably long, but so thick around your thumb and forefinger just touch when you circle him. You chew on your lower lip as you try to decide how you want to do this.

Patting his thigh, you command him sternly. “Still.” 

Snickering, he ruffles your hair. “I’ll stay still.” He agrees.

You can’t hope to fit it in your mouth so you don't bother and just lick at him. He tastes like skin, clean from the bath and a little bit of sweat.

You carefully encircle the flushed tip with your lips, minding your sharp teeth, and suck. 

“Feels good.” He tells you and you keep going, bringing your hands to clutch the muscles of his thighs. You try and take a little more into your mouth but quickly abandon that in favor of just licking and sucking at him like a summer popsicle. 

He's holding onto the stool, gently petting your hair, and groaning at your ministrations. 

You lick from base to tip, and then repeat the motion with your suckling lips.

"Your mouth is so small,” he says as one of your hands moves up to cup his heavy balls.

“Your lips are so soft,” as your mouth moves down to join your hand on his sack and the other digs into his thigh.

“You look perfect down there,” as he pulls you gently by the hair back up his shaft, his thumb rubbing over your temple.

“So good…” he groans as you suckle on his tip, both hands cupping his balls and clever fingers exploring the skin of his perineum.  

“Fuck! Shit!” as he hunches over and cums.

He ends up coming all over your face, and you look up at him face covered in his cum and eyes so wide and still seeming so innocent begging to be told you did well. That's when it feels like an arrow in his heart and not just his dick.

#roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro smut #roronoa zoro #gender neutral reader #one piece smut #reader insert #x reader #mine #fic #my writing #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #zoro x reader #werewolf boyfriend #<see tag for more abt this story #i like it a lot #immediately after the cut is you showing zoro your pussy and zoro going so thats why youre short! #im gonna try and post a lil something every day for the rest of the month #ive got a saboace/reader heat thats almost 2000 words that i still have to edit that i might put up on halloween

[nursemimosa]

best friend he never asked for. well, he's stuck with her whether he likes it or not. good luck to them both.

#larry pokemon #pokemon larry #gym leader larry #oc x canon #pokemon oc x canon #pkmn sv #OC fifi #yeah. these are gonna go in some of his tags i'm sorry #their dynamic is 'middle aged ppl who don't realize they're both neurodivergent & ace' & their song is 'being boring' by the pet shop boys #i'm done hiding what i think is cringe!!! i'm old! now let me have fun and analyze my favorite characters (esp ones i relate to!!) #even if the medium of choice for doing that is hand picking and resurrecting old OCs and shipping them with some of my said faves *shrug* #i'm still too much of a pissbaby to write my fics but i will--some day... i wanna take my faves and dissect them they are so interesting #(oc x canon but u project more onto the canon character rather than the OC...) #mine #my art #my ocs

[hella1975]

you ever have a fic get you in such a chokehold you start pacing your room and talking to yourself

#THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN FOR ME SPECIFICALLY #BURN IT ALL DOWN BY DOROTHYCANFLY ON AO3 THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF MY TOP 5 FICS OF ALL TIME EVER #IT'S GOT THE BEST DABI CHARACTERISATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS IT'S GOT REALLY WELL WRITTEN DABIHAWKS #THAT FITS BOTH OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MEAN AS HELL ABOUT IT AT FIRST #IT'S GOT STUPIDLY DEVOTED TOUYA-SHOUTO IT'S GOT PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER TOUYA #IT'S GOT MENTAL ANGST WRITTEN LIKE A DREAM THE WRITING IN GENERAL IS INSANE #IT'S ACTION PACKED BUT DONE WELL SO THAT IT'S NOT TEDIOUS IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT TWISTS #IT'S KEEPING ME ON MY TOES I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING OR HOW FAR THE AUTHOR IS WILLING TO GO #IVE LITERALLY READ 300K WORDS IN TWO DAYS AT THIS POINT LIKE I AM ABSOLUTELY FINISHING THIS TONIGHT #WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AM I GONNA DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS #EVERY NEW THING THAT HAPPENS LITERALLY HAS ME GETTING UP TO PACE ABOUT #I CLOCKED OUT OF MY MUM TELLING ME OFF EARLIER BC I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC #DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS BASO JUST SIGNED MY DEATH WARRANT BUT I DIDNT CARE #losing my goddamn mind respectfully <3 if anyone has read this pls yell with me about it #and if anyone knows mha and wants a fic rec PLEASE let it be this one it's my fav mha fic ever and ive read A LOT #it gets quite smutty in the middle but if that's not ur thing the author tws very well and u can kinda just scroll #so that u still get the important character developments without it being just pure smut lol #god this FIC. holding it in my fucking fist and squeezing the everloving life out of it im going INSANE #i cant remember the last time a fic got me this way im literally giggling about it all #HE FOUND A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN THEY TOOK THIS MANGLED BLOODY BOY AND SAID WE LOVE YOU #YOU ARE GOOD YOU CAN STAY YOU CAN REST NOW WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND HE CHOSE THEM! HE CHOSE THEM! #OVER HIS REVENGE AND HIS RAGE HE CHOSE THEM! IM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY SICK #like the author LETS DABI BE A CUNT. the first chunk of the fic he's actively not a good person #and his coping mechanisms are shot to shit and we WATCH HIM GROW FROM THAT i have cried several times over the most mundane shit #goddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAKSJFJKAGSFIUAHGJKAKG #mha #fic rec

[james-p-sullivan]

where’s the love for the writers out there writing your heart out for a fandom of three and a half people i love you

#anyway im trying to write something for a comic that doesn’t even exist yet lmfao #like me and one other person will get it #but im also having a good time so 🤷‍♀️ #im trying to give myself a goal of just 500 words per day #just get some words out #get those neural pathways back #they’re still in my head i can feel them #i just have to map them out again #and i can’t do that if i don’t write #anyway im probably not gonna go back to the fics i was working on before the accident any time soon #i just can’t handle that level of concentration right now #buuuuuut im heavily thinking about doing a rewrite of an old fic i love #i think that would be an easier entry point #thanks for all your guys’ advice though i highly appreciate it #fan fic talk #sulley speaks

[beanghostprincess]

Sparkling nights

For @sanusoweek || Day 3: Firsts (pretend this was posted on time) (yes. I am again late)

Relationship: Sanji/Usopp

Rating: General Audiences

Tags: First kiss / Not Actually Unrequited love / Denial of Feelings / Internalized Homophobia / Mutual Pining / Unresolved Romantic Tension ("but there is a kiss!!" you'll see what I mean dw) / Romantic Angst / Post-Alabasta / Bittersweet

Words: 8,972

Summary:

“You want to kiss somebody.” He speaks calmly. Rationally. And it is not like he doesn’t care. He cares. He does. Sanji can see it in his eyes when he turns his head around, too, ignoring the ashes falling on the deck beside him. Usopp looks at him with so much care it almost makes him want to stay here forever. “If you can’t kiss a girl because it needs to mean something and yet you feel like you are missing out, just kiss me.” Usopp doesn’t even know.

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More of my works!!

#IGNORE I AM LATE I AM NOT LATE OKA- #okay yes i am late but honestly who cares the important thing is. that i posted another sanuso fic #i was thinking. wow. sanji should be in love with usopp from the beginning. because me too #so this ended up happening he is down bad #this one is bittersweet btw #also usopp is also pining and i think it's obvious but maybe not???? but it IS mutual pining #okay bye gonna write day 4 and see if i have time tomorrow for day 5 without my hands falling off from writing idk #also mentioned namivivi and sanuso yayyyy #i just like these idiots being teenagers for once and having like. teenager worries #except that sanji is still heavily traumatized no matter how you look at it #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #sanuso week

[gyuhanniescarat]

HOLY FCKING SHIT.... LORD ALMIGHTY HOW DID I REAKDCCH THlS POINT???///?ZX?

HOW THEKJERGHFSDGH FUCACASK AM I NEARLY 1.2K WORDS INTO THIS FIC AND HALF OF IT IS JUST RICKY BEING A MFING SIMP FOR READER/YN HELPPPPP WE'RE NOT EVEN INTO THE TRUE JUICYYYY SHIT YET 💀💀

#i 💀 #bitch this fic for Ricky day just might be... #if my longest fic on this blog becomes one for a pre-debut idol #i'm gonna need to be sedated #maybe i'm being dramatic again #but still #i'm in shambles #and i'm the one WRITING this sh!t #zb1 #zb1 ricky #zb1 smut #zb1 fluff #zerobaseone smut #zerobaseone fluff #zb1 fics #zb1 drabbles #zb1 ricky smut #ricky smut #shen quanrui #gyuhannie talks #jessi.txt #gyuhannie.txt

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Seven Sentence Sunday

just becasue I've actually managed to get some writing done today, have a section of what was supposed to be a short fic to get me back into writing mode for my time travel AU but instead has become a monster in its own right 😂😭

Eddie and Buck take Christopher to Disneyland at the start fo the school holidays and Chris is practically vibrating with excitement in his seat the entire car journey there, chatting away at a million miles an hour about all the things he wants to do and where he wants to eat.

A couple of weeks ago, they had sat down with Chris for a video call with one of the Disney cast members to go through the DAS advance program and Buck had downloaded the genie app to his phone in readiness.

The evening prior to their trip had the three of them sat around the table in the Diaz dining room planning which rides they wanted to go on.

Christopher writing a list and numbering them in order of preference.

Once he had gone to bed, Eddie and Buck settled onto the sofa, Buck nestled between Eddies legs, with a beer each and the tv on in the background.

Buck had set about planning a route around the park and how to make the most of their day so they could achieve as much as possible while Eddie sat and watched him with the fondest smile on his face, running his fingers through Bucks hair.

Buck had mentioned wanting to ride splash mountain before it was closed for its transformation into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure “So they could go back in a couple of years and compare the upgraded technology and animatronics with what the ride was currently using.”

#one day I'll actually manage to write something shorter than 1k!! #this one is sitting at 2k and its likely gonna be closer to 10k when its done!!! #still thats shorter than all my other wips so maybe thats progress!!! #buddifer trip to disneyland!! #911 abc #911 on abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #buddie wip #911 fic #buddie fic #buddiefer #buckley diaz family #christopher diaz #seven sentence sunday

[padfootastic]

in a turn of events that doesn’t surprise anyone im sure, @impishtubist has caused yet another scene to be stuck in my head until i wrote it down. so, have some sexy, greying sirius; a deeply thirsty, appreciative james who won’t let him dye it; and a very-fed-up-of-his-parents-antics harry for prongsfoot wednesday!

x

Harry entered the house with ‘I’m home!’ on his lips that died an instant death as soon as he registered what he was seeing.

“Er,” he hesitated. Does he really want to—? One more look at the scene in front of him and he decided to bite the bullet. Better to clear the air now than keep stewing on it later.

“Um. Is this a—kink? A fetish? Should I leave and never come back?”

In any other scenario, the way both his parents froze and looked at him with wide eyes would’ve been comical.

If only Dad wasn’t straddling his Papa on the ground, one of his hands holding both of Papa’s above him with disturbing ease.

“Er—“

“It’s not what it looks like, Haz!” Dad yelped, cutting across Papa who’s face and neck were turning a steady pink. “I swear.”

“Then why are you still—like that?” Harry asked, deciding to play it safe and look at the boring grey couch in the living room instead. Nothing scandalous going on there.

He could hear the scrambling of feet, a few thumps, and a mini-yelp, absently wondering about the amount of noise the simple act of getting up could produce.

“Right.” Dad cleared his throat. “So, Harry, would you please tell your Papa that he is, under no circumstances, allowed to dye his hair?”

Harry blinks, turning to his other, exasperated, father in silent question.

“Harry, will you please tell your Dad that this is my hair and I can do with it as I please?”

“Not when you promised yourself to me!” Dad yelps and Harry is hit with an intense wave of regret at instigating this.

“Promised—?”

“Yes! Our wedding, you said, and I quote, ‘I give myself to you, James Potter, mind, body and soul’, don’t tell me you forgot.”

“Of course I didn’t forget,” Papa throws his hands up in the air. “But c’mon James—this is not what I meant when I said body!”

“What, you think I only wanted you for that ars—“

“Dad!” Harry, yelps, mortified. He can feel his cheeks heating in a violent blush. He can feel a similar flush creeping up Papa’s neck. Sadly, his words don’t have the deterring effect he’d intended.

“I mean, it is spectacular, don’t get me wrong, but you’re more than just a beautiful body, Si!”

“James, please, have some mercy for our child, if not me,” Papa says. Thankfully, this seems to register as Dad’s eye widened, part horror and part apology. Harry waves it away tiredly; though he’s no less embarrassed every time it happens, growing up in the Potter household with two extremely affectionate parents has exposed him to much worse. He’s accepted it as his lot in life.

“Er—yeah, anyway,” he coughs, ruffling his hair, “Bottom line—Sirius isn’t allowed to dye his hair.”

“I literally never agreed to that.”

“Too bad because you will,” Dad says, slowly moving towards Papa with a look on his face that Harry is loath to describe as predatory. If only it wasn’t so true.

“Oh?” Papa’s left eyebrow rises extraordinarily high, as it tends to do quite often. He crosses his arms over his chest in challenge. The motion makes his Dad smile.

“Mhm.” The two of them are chest-to-chest by this point, staring into each other’s eyes. Harry could probably conduct a whole rave party right here, right then, and they wouldn’t even notice. That is when he decides it’s high time he should step in—not literally, Merlin, no—before they end up doing something that makes him try to run away (again).

“So I was right—it is a kink,” Harry says dryly, once again regretting starting this entire conversation in the first place. He should’ve just turned back around and gone to the Weasleys instead.

“Harry, no—“

x

Three years later, Harry—who’s almost blissfully forgotten about the entire incident—walks into his parents’ house to an almost identical scene, just with his Papa on top this time. This time, he makes the sensible choice he still regrets not making all those years ago, and walks right back out the door.

Let those two sort it out on their own. Merlin knows his intervention hadn’t helped a bit the last time around.

#sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot wednesday #bambibelle #prongsfoot #harry potter #not one person far has the ability to make me write on command like miss imp #it’s absolutely ridiculous (i love every second of it) #which reminds me #my sentient black tapestry fic is still in the drafts 😭😭😭 #(yes there is a reference to harry running away from home bc he saw his parents kiss each other—and more—one too many times) #i just think the idea is exceedingly funny hehehe #little harry packing a backpack and running away to the weasleys #or hell. teen harry walking in & out of the house and not being found for the next day and a half bc he saw them snogging #also just want it to be known that i was giggling so much while writing amorous j/s and traumatised harry #bc it’s all jokes anyway. harry lowkey adores how in love his dads are. wants the same for himself #boys got HIGH standards #as he should #bc his parents aren’t gonna allow anyone but the best for their son #also SPOILER ALERT: sirius obviously loses. james employs some *creative persuasion* a box of dye never entered their house after that #pen’s writing #tumblr works