#still taller than me

[adventures-written]

;; SNRK

I just realized I had Nico’s height wrong.

Vash is 6′2″.

Nico is only 5′7″.

He’s a tiny little gremlin man.

That wants to climb that tree.

#ooc;; time for tea #muse;; i'm the righteous hand of god and i'm the devil that you forgot (nicholas d. wolfwood) #HE SO SHORT #suggestive under the cut #vashwood #PFFFT #still taller than me

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[ohhhitsval]

I’m such a whore for someone who towers over me

#especially if you’re still taller than me when I wear heels 😩 #men who are 6ft & up have my heart #love tall men #tall girl #ohhhitsval

[leafspiritz]

good dog 🦴

#thinking about laudna’s hound of ill omen again #he’s part of the family To Me! #i also based his design a lot on maned wolves who are so lanky and goofy looking #which feels right to me for a laudna creature #but it also means he’d be taller than orym #which is funny to me #anyway i’m still calling him spare ribs until marisha gives him a name #critical role #critical role fanart #orym of the air ashari #hound of ill omen #cr fanart #campaign 3 #bells hells #cr c3 #d&d #dungeons and dragons #cr #dnd #fanart #digital art

[batcavescolony]

Reporter: Mr Nightwing you've been seen working with Red Hood, some would say he's a bad guy, what do you think the worst thing he's done is?

Nightwing: getting taller than me

Reporter: what?

Nightwing: yeah he was like 4ft 10 but then he come back AND HE'S SIX FEET TALL. I'll never forgive him for that.

#comics #dc comics #tim drake #robin #red robin #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #batfam #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam headcanons #batfamily #Dick: I can forgive the murder. I can forgive the stealing my identity BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU GETTING TALLER THAN ME! #Jason: you still have Tim he's never growing past 5'6" #Tim: HEY #Jason: Damian's got a 50 50 chance still I could see Bruce's genes winning out and him being tall. #gotham gazette #And thats how people figure out Red Hood was Robin II

[jade-len]

i adore how mxtx sorta flipped the idea on the whole top/bottom thing with svsss, and just BL relationships in general.

making bingqiu very open to switching, not making the "bottom" super feminine and actually leaning more to the handsome side compared to the "top", how luo binghe is manipulative sensitive and cries easily, etc. one of the main themes in svsss is literally about sexuality (and possibly even about gender roles).

as a queer asian man myself, i absolutely despise the "yaoi archetype" and it was one of the reasons why i avoided consuming BL media. hell, years ago when i first saw heavens official blessing, i mentally groaned and went, "ugh, let me guess, the bottom is super feminine and innocent, while the top is masculine and experienced." of course, that's not the case now, but it's disappointing how that thought was there purely because of the god awful way fetish-y media portrays homosexual people and couples. because, believe it or not, we are not assigned male/female typical gender roles just because one likes to top/bottom (and even then, it's not even like that! some people have preferences, sure, but it's not so strictly "i'm top/bottom")

so, while i absolutely LOVE the english novel designs (especially luo binghe's cute curly hair, gongyi xiao, etc, and personally believe a lot of the takes from the western artist on the designs are an improvement), i am greatly saddened by people subconsciously assigning shen qingqiu as someone more delicate and feminine and luo binghe as someone super masculine and muscly. like, if you're going to have luo binghe depicted as the western design (i believe this stems from binghe being applied to more western ideals for men, and, admittedly, i actually really love his design), at least don't make shen qingqiu feminine and delicate? don't have his appearance play into the stupid yaoi thing?

i get that people have different takes on svsss, especially how the western version depicts it. but, people just... seem to very over exaggerate the top/bottom roles when it comes to bingqiu (again, these two are, canonically, VERY open to switching).

it's weird, it's uncomfortable, and it comes across as, "so, who wears the pants in the relationship?"

so, can we please have more canonically handsome shen qingqiu? canonically beautiful and pretty boy luo binghe (they literallly state that binghe looks EXACTLY like his mom, su xiyan! while a more handsome woman, is still very beautiful!! plus it is stated several times that binghe is slim, and that shang qinghua made him that way!) or at the very least, a BL couple who actually look like normal people (ok thats a little hard considering binghe is literally supposed to be perfect) and not just a stupid fetishized version of themselves.

and no, i'm not saying that queer men shouldn't be feminine or men who are feminine shouldn't be in a relationship with guys who are masculine, etc.

TLDR: please stop twinkifying shen qingqiu and going against what mxtx defied for us queer men (the stupid yaoi roles). and for the love of whoever you believe in, do NOT think that i hate the english design or people's personal interpretation of characters, i just hate the subconscious assigning of gender roles to bingqiu and how media portrays and fetishizes LGBTQ+ relationships in general.

edit: also i love teardrew's (check them out on twitter!) interpretation of shang qinghua. while i do really like the the eng novel design's tiny scared hamster vibes, teardrew's version just radiates "up to no good, paranoid but suspicious looking bitch" rat man and i love it so so so much. i'm not gonna repost their art bc i don't know how they feel about that but perhaps you can search up "svsss designs" on here, you'll see it pop up eventually lol.

edit 2 (1/16): i just saw someone reblog a post (that im pretty sure was referring to this one because, well, if you saw it i think it'd be a little clear kahxj) that was about how bingqiu switching and completely eschewing traditional top/bottom dynamics was a fandom idea or smth? so now i'm wondering, since i swear i remember that they were open to switching, but it's just that sqq preferred to bottom and/or was just a little too lazy to top. plus, sqq is a pretty unreliable narrator who says he doesn't want something one moment and then he does. how could he say no to bingbing? esp if he seems to wanna try bottoming too. perhaps i'm mixing things up though, idk? so if anyone can find that passage that says he only and strictly wants to bottom or whatever please show me! but i think the point of this post still stands haha (i wanted to ask about it, actually, but when i clicked on the og post's user it turned out that they blocked me ? so that was a little surprising oops. hey if ur somehow reading this, im... sorry for making you want to block me bc of this post? akdhxjj)

#JOIN THE 'STOP TWINKIFYING SQQ' GROUP #did i make sense? i have no clue i just wanted to rant about this #i really pulled a cucumber bro there huh #this also applies to GL #thinking about it more #there should be trans men and women bl and gl #and not in a fetishy way #of course luo binghe is still the big strong protag and taller than sqq but come on #i dont believe luo binghe is a twink exactly?? maybe?? but just feminine in a historical chinese male ideals way #for edit 2: #i was just saying how it made me happy that mxtx didn't follow the yaoi archetypes and how i lov her for it <3 #never said bingqiu was never done before and COMPLETELY flipped it over skdhjx #but i do believe that bingqiu did a good job providing variety and such :) #same goes for mxtx's other works as well i love her stuff sm #svsss #mxtx svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #luo bingge #shen yuan #luo bingmei #bingqiu #luo binghe x shen qingqiu #danmei

[tellmelater]

in another life

#to me mrs everdeen’s name is violet idk why it just came to me #like the flower names aren’t just from their father but their mother too #peep the flowers in mr everdeen’s pocket #i always like having katniss have similar features to her mother and prim to her father more than katniss’ narrative lets on #in another life they could get by and be happy #in another life katniss is the girl who sings #in another life their father scrapes enough together to help their mother open an apothecary #in another life mr everdeen gets grey in his hair #in another life their mother is happy #in another life prim grows taller than katniss #in another life katniss still marries the boy with the bread #in another life katniss approached peeta first #in another life the games aren’t there #but neither would they be #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #thg #the hunger games fanart #the hunger games #thg au #the hunger games au #suzanne collins #katniss everdeen #primrose everdeen #katniss mellark #mrs everdeen #mr everdeen

[emo-ratss]

he's just a lil guy :)

#fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #hes taller than me but still #hes a lil guy

[mildlycuriousdragon]

Post rank 8 be like-

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #joker #persona 5 protagonist #akeshu #shuake #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #akechi goro #joker: is the tiniest bit smaller than akechi #me: hahahah short ass- #hes still taller than me #mcddraws

[sorrelpaws]

talking about work drama

#fight club #the narrator #tyler durden #soapshipping #also idgaf what anyone says narrator is taller #yes its because edward norton is taller #but also if you want to be pretentious with me for a moment i think it also helps to solidify tylers... unconventional(?) masculinity #like the way tyler wears his slutty little outfits and slaps his friends ass and is like 3 cm shorter than the narrator but hes still #much more 'manly' #umm its i guess the irony of it all??? that tyler still manages to exude so much masculinity purely through his personality #im just saying words actually. i dont know what the point is

[houseofdoodles]

Excited for the new DLC coming

#Mario + Rabbids #Rayman #Sparks of Hope #Rabbid Peach #Rabbid Mario #Mario #Super Mario #I'm not getting my hopes up with them meeting but #I still can't believe we live in a timeline where two of my favorite characters exist in the same universe #Also Thank you Twitter for making me aware of the ridiculous height difference between Mario and Rayman #That means one of two things #1. Rayman is WAY taller than I thought #2. Mario is WAY smaller than I thought #Either way this makes me giggle so much

[ministarfruit]

someone said astel and ollie could do jessie and james and honestly? I see it

#vtuber #holostars #hololive #holoid #astel leda #kureiji ollie #this is just me drawing whatever I want at this point LMFAO #should specify I see astel and ollie as siblings btw #they literally call each other that so don't be weird on my post #I'm saying this to people that will never see these tags #but still. this fandom (head in hands) #ok but it's insanely funny to me that ollie is taller than him #PERPETUAL SHORT KING ASTEL

[kennimu]

Doodles before i have to go back to school

#Bernard has heterochromia is a hc i think i made but im sticking by it #also tim has a nose piercing because i said so 😚 #my writing deteriorates more and more each time i draw #also Bernard still being taller than Tim from teens to now is very funny to me #tim has never been taller than ANY of his love interests #(or basically anyone else) #Tim Drake #bernard dowd #Timbern #Timber #tim drake fanart #bernard dowd fanart #kon el #timbern fanart #DC #i havent made a tiktok in months watch me procrastinate more doodling timber #kenni doodles

[sapphorror]

Two unavoidable facts about the Invader Zim fandom that transcend space, time, and all evolution of the canon:

1. No one, absolutely no one here knows how tall twelve year olds are supposed to be

2. You can immediately clock someone's height range by the exact height they assign Zim

#invader zim #iz posting #natterings #every time I read a fic where Zim's taller than me but still described as relatively small #I have a instant moment of 'oh author you're over 6“0 aren't you' #no shade but it is DEEPLY funny #well maybe a little shade but only because I'm prejudiced against tall people #anyway my personal headcanon hovers around 4“8 #although realistically it'd probably be in the 4“10-5”0 range if we assume the models are at all to scale #because he IS ever so slightly taller than dib to start with #however I have a pathological need for zim to be as gremlin-sized as possible #so im willing to fudge the facts

[suntails]

I’m going to paint you a picture of modern communication, and how it is fundamentally broken.

Let’s look at one friend. You chat pretty much everyday, and mostly talk to this person on twitter and discord, with occasional tumblr DMs. That’s three places you talk. But that’s actually not true, because you also have each other’s priv twitters and talk there as well. That’s four. Now account for, let’s say, one post reply per account per person, in addition to your DMs. That’s eight. But that’s ALSO not true, because not only do you talk in discord DMs with each other, but you’re in a friend group server as well! And you talk in those channels together! That’s nine.

This is one friend.

Now look around you. How many friends, how many mutuals are you in contact with. A few, a handful, a dozen, more? How many accounts per person do you have, how many places can you send each other posts, devolve into separate topics and conversations? How many people text you as well. Friends, family, coworkers? What do you do day to day around catching up, what IRL commitments will rip you away long enough to let the pile build again?

I can’t do it. I cannot live an actual life in the real world and balance this much interaction, it’s crushing. I reply to a friend’s post because I’m interested in the subject, I want to have a discussion! I WANT to talk about it with them, but I immediately kick myself for adding another conversation to the pile. Day by day, I ignore messages for hours on end and watch mountains pile around me, to reply en masse at the end of the night to let the cycle repeat. I wake up to six discord DMs and as I clear the third, the first replies back again.

We weren’t meant to have thirty simultaneous conversations. We weren’t. And you know in your bones that the number isn’t an exaggeration.

#hush catríona #this is essentially copy pasted from my twt last week but made a touch more coherent #iiiii spiral about this pretty regularly. i think this is the 4th or 5th time ive gone on this spiel bc its agonizing #i feel horrific guilt for ignoring messages for so long. and its absolutely voluntary. but i cant FUNCTION like this i cant DO it #i have friends where we talk Every Single Day and i LOVE them so much. so unfathomably much. but it KILLS me #hell take my roomie for example. one of my fav ppl in the world. we text- twit dm- discord dm- ig dm- reply to posts. thats five right? #i guess!!! but we also LIVE TOGETHER. i see them in real life and talk to them out loud with my voice and its still this much to add on!!!! #and i feel like nobody else talks abt this shit and it makes me feel crazy. am i the only person completely debilitated by this??? #i dont want this to come across as like ‘boohoo we get it ur sooo popular’ that is NOT what this post means #i think a lot of ppl big acct or small. fandom or otherwise. talk to a dozen ppl online. and i dont get how anyone copes #this is agony. and every single time i ever make a post? its another opportunity to add to the pile #i only reply to comments on posts on twt and this is why. i cant DO it i cant keep up. i see every tag and im so grateful but i cant ever #reach out. i cant add to the pile. theyre already taller than me

[lazyvoyager]

I’ve only had baby Levi for ten minutes but if anything happened to him-

#levi #fhr #he’s so teeny #but probably still waaay taller than me 🤣