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1ddiscourseoftheday · 3 years

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Fri 14 May ‘21

Tickets went on general sale for most of the new and larger Louis shows today, and disappeared just as quickly; most new dates, including the Wembley Arena show, sold out in minutes. Fans celebrated his success, but also begged for added/ even bigger shows as eager buyers everywhere were unable to get their hands on any tickets at all, with even Twitter (the platform itself) getting emotional and adding a sobbing emoji to the explanation of why he was trending; “louies around the world try to get their hands on a ticket for Louis Tomlinson’s rescheduled world tour, much of which is sold out.” It sure is! Italian and LATAM fans shared screenshots of the numbers of people queued ahead of them on sales sites and pointed out those numbers were enough to fill stadiums rather than just arenas; IDK if those site numbers are real, but with pretty much every tour show sold out it’s clear he can add more and sell those just fine too. There are a few gaps left in the dates and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if some were left on purpose to allow them to add more dates later. His website has been updated with not only lots of new tour info, but also finally got rid of the lingering mentions of Sony entirely, nice.

The usually quiet Zayn is continuing to use his platform to be loud about the situation in Palestine: “I stand with the Palestinian people” he wrote, “My heart aches for the families who have lost loved ones. We can not stand as silent witnesses to children being orphaned and murdered and not demand for the human rights of all Palestinians! This must end. Free Palestine.” YES ZAYN!

Politically speaking I’m much less thrilled by a man in a cop uniform but as a fan there’s no question that Harry in full uniform doing high kicks and dancing around on set is QUALITY CONTENT! Filming filming filming, all day every day: today scenes with both Emma and David and featuring the police box where characters Tom and Patrick meet to snog, plus a scene that made book readers cry just to see it being filmed, two (2) cupcakes in one (1) out of character Harry hand, and video from yesterday of Harry just being his own ridiculous self yelling out the window of his of his ride at an outdoor workout class, omg. “Squat squat squat!” Harold WHY. He is in high spirits and good form these days it seems, which I can appreciate almost as much as the deeply Tumblr™ weirdness of my timeline being filled with pictures of Harry Styles ducking in and out of a Tardis for canoodling with his pretend boyfriend which are, bizarrely, not manips.

Meanwhile Niall was like “tell you that I’m promoting a new song without really promoting the new song? On it”, and sort of hinted vaguely about the upcoming collab; Anne Marie took the lead for today with a more active approach to getting it out there with a morning show appearance and a playlist ft Niall.

And today in ‘chain stores can see where the money is and they want it’, Target is running with their (supposedly) Harry and Louis scented candles and letting people know that’s a thing, and the second installment in Urban Outfitter’s limited 1D vinyls dropped today, a white vinyl 2xLP edition of Take Me Home; the first three albums never came out on vinyl originally and the others have been out of print for years so these have been a huge hit. Still not available in most regions until jacked up resales go live though, sorry :(

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filipinoizukuu · 3 years

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class 1-a hcs based on science and shit: part 1

u cant tell me any of these characters smell completely normal. or good in a way u can make candles out of them. this is my hc list and i am RUNNING with it. @emogaeness this 1's for u, my dude

Aoyama: one of the only 'normal' smelling ones. he defs uses french parfum but also he probably smells like heated metal and cheese all the time. Energy doesnt really have a smell til it interacts with gas so i think he probably just smells like however he wants to.

Mina: IM SORRY TO SAY BUT MISS MAAM IS STINKY AS HECK. mina is an acid producer and therefore smells acidic--and going by what we know of acid, she smells PUNGENT. dairy-like but also sour. BUT her body is probably evolved to be antacidic and she's a gymnast. after reading like, 2 research papers, gymansts chalk (magnesium carbonate) neutralizes acids (caus its 10.5 ph) and so i think while she does kinda smell, it wouldnt be AS bad even if she's training. its possible for her to wear perfume if she wanted, since usually they're around the 7 pH range.

Tsuyu: Oh. wet grass. and just. damp. she probably smells like marshlands or just nature in general, because thats part of camouflage. she probably also has an underlying sweet scent from venom? idk. on the normal she'd probably just smell neutral if a little musty.

Iida: ok i had to wiki this but i dont think he smells like much? he faintly smells like exhaust--but when he overuses his quirk and inevitably combusts whatever engines he uses, the chemical reaction creates sulfur which would make him smell like rotten eggs. otherwise he smells like orange juice (his choice of 'fuel'), sweat, and cologne.

Uraraka: I think she just smells like mochi lol. gravity doesnt really alter her body so i think ochako's normal--if a bit sweet bc she generally seems to like sweet stuff in canon

Ojiro: OK HES JUST GOT A WEIRD LUMP OF FLESH ON HIS BACK FOR A TAIL THO LIKE?? IDK HE SMELLS NORMAL?? maybe a bit like spray-on shampoo and deodorant, but that's it. does a third limb of pure muscle smell like anything? no? godspeed, mashirao, godspeed.

Kaminari: he smells like ozone. He's probably crazy static since he generates the electricity inside of him constantly and is canonically a terrific electricity conduit, so unlike aoyama he'd definitely smell like frying electricity. also. (minor manga spoilers) he bathes enough to be able to call midoriya stinky, so he definitely has basic hygiene. other than that i think he smells like sweaty leather bc of his hero costume and candy.

Kirishima: not quirk related but he probably just smells like sweat. and like, meat. maybe dirt. i love this boy but i'm also a sheeple bc i believe in the hc that he smells like axe body spray. and really good conditioner bc of how fucked up his hair would be by now if he wasn't taking very good care of it.

Kouda: smells like animals. like. bunnies and hamsters and birds and stuff. its not bad per se, but he definitely smells like he's constantly hanging out with the city's local rodent and avian population. other than that he probably just smells neutral/like nothing, since that's more approachable to the prey animals that he seems to favor.

Satou: baked goods and candy.

Shouji: I think Shouji is probably the most hygiene-conscious of all the kids in 1-A. Because of the amount of open/accessible body parts like eyes, nose, ears on his limbs--he probably takes very good care in showering and all that stuff to prevent random infections or just generally damaging any of his senses. Dude's chill--smells like mild soap and laundry detergent.

Jirou: Ah, not gonna lie she probably smells a bit like burnt electrical wires. She's a bit like Kaminari in terms of smell, except her's have that more 'metallic' and burning sharpness whenever she uses the stunning part of her quirk. Other than that... probably also leather because of her hero costume, or just like the inside of an instrument shop (wood, ivory, brass, etc.)

Sero: Packaging type. you know when you pull like, a large strip of tape and--? yeah? that. smells like tack. other than that, excellent hygiene! bergamot and pine or whatever.

Tokoyami: he smells like bird, but only faintly. dude mostly smells a little musty caus he probably never airs out his room. Dark shadow is described like "dark energy" which, similar to aoyama, kaminari, and jirou, probably makes the air around him smell different bc thats gas interacting with energy. Aside from that, he most likely smells neutral. (... maybe with a bit of leather and metal because thats just how his fashion probably works)

Todoroki: Sweat, but not like, a lot. He definitely doesn't smell bad after battles because steam kills bacteria like, fairly effectively, and would eliminate most foul odors. I think he'd smell like Expensive herbal soap or whatever most of the time. He doesn't seem like the type to be unhygienic.

Hagakure: ????? fuck dude she probably tries her best to smell like nothing, caus if her whole schtick is being invisible then its probably best if she just smelt like nothing. imagine being a villain and then promptly getting kicked in the nuts by a gust of wind that smells like strawberry peach.

Mineta: i cant explain it but just... warm grape juice. his... orbs. have oily/sticky like substances to act as adhesive and ill be damned before u tell me he doesn't smell like anything even remotely artificial-grape-flavoring adjacent. he also smells of like,, axe body spray but stronger.

Yaoyorozu: herbal tea on a normal day. most likely the digestive kind just because i think thats the most practical tea to have with a quirk like hers thats reliant on eating large quantities of food. other than that, i think she smells like basic weaponry-grade materials like iron, polished wood, copper, and gunpowder.

Bakugou: stinky boy. canonically, his hygiene's great but that's likely for a reason. he sweats a lot and excessively, and while his sweat is described as 'nitroglycerine-like' it doesn't mean it smells like caramel. the common description for nitroglycerine according to the brittanica encyclopedia is that it's toxic and has a 'sweet, burning taste'. the sweet scent is described as sharp at best--so while its totally okay if you wanna think of his sweat as caramel-like, i just wanted to clear up the misconception that thats what it factually is. ASSUMING his sweat still has a similar molecular makeup to nitroglycerine and has nitric dioxide, it would smell sickly sweet, if slightly neutral due to the nature of sweat itself being odorless when clean. other than that? bkg is definitely just a smelly, smelly boy. smells like sun and smoke and teenage body odor and burnt plastic.

Midoriya: SMELLY STINKY. deku sweats like, a lot. not only does ofa expend a ridiculous amount of energy and probably strains his muscles like crazy (forcing him to expel all that lactic acid in the form of sweat), but he also spends a lot of time just outside in general. science slightly aside, deku smells a lot like grass and dirt and just,,, the outdoors in general. he, like kaminari, smells very strongly of ozone (clean, chlorine-like) because of the sheer amount of energy output OfA has. Not expounding past the manga, Black Whip is described as a quirk that produces tendrils of pure black energy. This probably creates the same effect/smell as an area struck by lightning.

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eldritchsurveys · 4 years

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838.

All About the Letter F

Please List! (at least one)

Animals I Like: >> Fennec foxes, regular foxes, ferrets, flying squirrels.

Foods I Like: >> Feta cheese, french fries, falafel, fried green tomatoes, fish.

I Know Someone Who’s (jobs): >> ---

I Wouldn’t Mind Visiting: >> Finland, Faroe Islands, France (just probably not Paris), Florida.

Sometimes I Feel: >> Frustrated, fearful, fixated, full of shit (lmao)

Music I Listen To: >> Faith No More, Fall Out Boy, Fear Factory, Fever Ray, Fields of the Nephilim, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Florence + the Machine, Foo Fighters, Four Tops, Fuel.

Movies I’ve Seen: >> Movies I’ve enjoyed that start with F include Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, First Reformed, Frailty, Free State of Jones, Funny Games, and of course The Fountain.

Names I Like: >> ---

Some of your “firsts”: >> My first what?

And now, onto the random questions!

Do you have loud farts or are they silent but deadly? >> They’re not usually loud, but they’re not always stinky either (so “silent but deadly” doesn’t exactly apply most of the time).

How many friends do you have? >> I have no idea.

Have you ever had a pet fish? >> No.

Have you made/worn friendship bracelets? >> I’ve probably made them in a craft group or class or whatever.

Do you enjoy Fig Newtons? >> The only time I remember having them is as a child, and I don’t think I liked them back then. Don’t know if I’d like them now, don’t even remember what they tasted like.

Do you wear things with floral patterns on them? >> Not usually.

What’s your favorite flower? >> Sunflowers.

How about your favorite fruit? >> Hmm... I like berries, and kiwi, and apples, and plums, and nectarines... clementines... a lot of fruit, I guess. I just don’t usually eat fruit because I have this weird but paralysing anxiety about biting into a fruit and it being rotted or full of bugs inside.

Are you more fearful or fearless? >> I don’t know. I have a lot more anxieties than I used to (hello, cPTSD!), but I don’t care to characterise myself as particularly fearful. Being anxious about things pisses me the fuck off, I don’t want to claim it as a personality trait.

What’s your favorite flavor of fudge? >> I don’t eat fudge.

Aren’t flies annoying? >> Absolutely.

Have you ever flown in an airplane before? >> Yes.

Do you wish that you could fly? >> Nah.

Do you play with fire? >> Eh, I’ve played around with candle flames and stuff, but it’s not a habit.

Have you been in many fights? >> I’ve been in quite a few. Unfortunately.

What does your flag look like? >> Oh, you know.

Do you floss regularly? >> No.

Have you ever fractured a part of your body? >> No.

Do you listen to Five Finger Death Punch? >> I’ve heard them before and I’m not really interested in their stuff.

Do you like going to fairs? >> I can’t even remember the last time I was at a fair. I’d probably have a good time at one. Unless it was really crowded and loud, I guess...

Would you consider a job in forestry? >> No.

Do you cover your leftovers in foil? >> Well, we cover them, in general. Most of the time we use plastic containers with lids, so no foil needed.

Does it get foggy often where you live? >> Not often, but it’s so nice when it does happen.

How often do you feel foolish? >> Pretty often.

Have you ever thrown a coin into a fountain and made a wish? >> Nope. I did know someone who would fish coins out of fountains, though. It’s one of those behaviours that seems “wrong” at first blush because of social convention, but then I think about it and I’m like “well, it is money, might as well use it instead of letting it fucking sit in water...” Then again, I am also chronically poor, so, you know.

Do you go on Fmylife.com? >> No.

Would you rather visit Florence or France? >> Well, like. One’s a city and one’s a country, so that seems like an uneven comparison. I’d like to visit some parts of France and I’d like to visit Florence.

Have you ever used a fly swatter? >> No, but I’d like to one day. I only recently was informed about why they work better than other methods of trying to hit flies, and now I want to see it for myself.

How big are your feet? >> Not big.

Do you have filthy thoughts? >> Sure.

Have you ever flashed someone before? >> Yeah.

Can you do any flips? >> Nope. I can do a cartwheel, though.

Flobots or Florence and the Machine? >> Florence + the Machine.

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