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ellaintrigue · 1 year

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Too Much Crazy

The second dude is my best friend who doesn't kiss my ass, like, at all lol. But to me, it's disturbing how men will sleep with women they don't even like. I had an ex who said he fucked his friend's girlfriend simply because she walked into the room while he was drinking.

Shouldn't we have SOME standards? I don't have casual sex but don't have a problem with the concept. I'm just repulsed by people that will fuck anybody and as many as possible. I guess I am prudish in ways. But for me, when this guy said he had a big dog with a body odor issue, it was most likely a wrap. So I gave a bitchy response to rule him out or not. But honestly, who wants to fuck stinky dog boy? I dated a guy who had an old smelly dog and the scent clung to the whole man, even freshly showered.

The whole pet thing is really getting old though. I have to tend to my senior's issues, carefully navigate food measures with the one who pukes too much, listen to the youngest destroy my house on a daily basis, and manage Domino's disease complications. LOOK AT THE CRAP JESTER RIPPED UP AND TRIED TO EAT (last 2 pics). He eats everything despite having toys and other enrichment. I see all these guys with dogs on dating apps and all I can think of is the time I sitted for Rover and made $200 and then had to spend over $200 cleaning up the fleas the mutt brought into the house. And it clawed the shit out of my doors as I was trying to take it out with the leash and even walking fast. Shredded hardwood within seconds.

My ex's dog shit and pissed everywhere, got in the trash, would refuse to poop outside, and whine all night because it wanted to be loose instead of in its padded baby crib (felt that was nicer than a crate for a small dog). The dog stank horribly (vet said that was normal for the breed) and I was in charge of walking, feeding, and baths. He never did a damn thing. He took it out with him drinking all night and the poor thing nearly starved to death.

So I totally agree that I'm a bitch. But I'm honestly just sick of all the extra bullshit that comes with years of caregiving for people and pets that aren't even mine. Men expect women to automatically be caregivers so if they come with a kid or dog you better put on your apron. That's just how it is and I am no longer interested in other people's baggage.

#Screenshot #Dating #Pets

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minimujina · 2 years

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ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴍᴇʟʟ

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs. thoma, sayu, yoimiya, kazuha, razor, bennett, diona, diluc, klee, albedo, sucrose, venti, childe, chongyun, xiangling, xingqiu, qiqi, xiao, ganyu, itto, gorou, kokomi, ei, yae miko, scaramouche

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. deadass what i think they smell like cause im a sensitive bitch. mostly silly :) dont ask me how some of these make sense because i dont know !! &:&:@/$:&

and ofc it’s strictly platonic for sayu, qiqi, diona, and klee !!! but you can interpret the other ones however you want, they can be platonic or romantic if they come off that way lgolfhdkfhfk

thoma smells like fresh laundry. he’s always clean and tidy, and always accepts hugs and cuddles because he knows how much you like the way his clothes smell :) might even wash your clothes for you so that you can smell like him and not have to steal his clothes :)

sayu smells like nature. with how much time she spends sleeping in and under trees, napping next to streams and snoozing away in bushes, it’s no surprise that she doesn’t have as much of a distinct smell—it’s simply wherever she napped last. but, if she’s been pampered by thoma recently (he enjoys taking care of her whenever she’s around), she smells like fresh laundry :) and hugging her is like hugging a little pillow. she’s so gentle and small and will just cling to you as she drifts off. chances are you’re in komore teahouse after a round of hotpot with thoma and ayaka :) and u probably tuck her in on a little beanbag somewhere afterwards🥺🥺

yoimiya smells like peaches and sunshine :)) pretend that you can smell sunshine and thats what she smells like :)) oh my goj she smells like peaches and sunshine i will never get over this

kazuha smells like the ocean air. briny, sweet, peaceful; it doesn't take much for you to come running into his arms, inhaling his scent and being reminded of the saltwater spray of the sea as you lean out over the crux. cold sunshine, windswept hair, salty breeze.

razor smells like shit. im sorry. this boy has not bathed. literally ever. please help him bathe properly because he will never do it himself, and if he tries, he will fail and only manage to smell like wet dog

bennett also smells like shit, though not quite as bad as razor. but still bad. sometimes, SOMETIMES, he MIGHT smell, like, okay. he’s an adventurer, and he’s a little boy. he smells bad. however, if he were not stinky, i know that he would absolutely smell like cinnamon :]

diona smells like cake and milkshakes :) she tries her best not to smell anything like the drinks she serves as a bartender—down with the wine industry and all that jazz

diluc smells like pine and vanilla. no i will not elaborate

klee smells like bombs☹️

sorry i think im funny☹️(she probably smells like diapers though not kidding, toddlers do not have advanced bladder control)

albedo smells like the cold. like in a good way, that cold smell bc dragonspine. but also like,, fresh paint. he smells like cold fresh paint. , ???????.

sucrose smells like sweetflowers and windwheel asters (idk what those smell like but think whatever you imagine them to be)🥺she doesn’t even take super good care of herself bc she’s so invested in her projects and research, i just think she would naturally smell nice

venti smells like wine lol. but if there’s a chance he hasn’t been drinking his ass off, he probably smells like the summer breeze, whatever tf that means. he’s the god of the wind idk you know what i mean

childe wears the strongest cologne that fuckin reeks everywhere he goes but like it still smells good😞😞😞but if u stand right next to him ur gonna be fuckn COUJGH COUGJHF EUGH COUJGH HURNRKK AUUNGH AUJFH u know what i mean. but he smells like a Man😍a Sneznayan Man😍also i dont know how to spell that😍

chongyun smells like vanilla and qingxin, and there’s also just a kind of cold aroma about him. like,, the smell of cold???? u know ?? like albeabdo does? idk i kinda just wanna kiss his forehead is that too much to ask

xiangling smells like jueyun chilis and fucking burnt toast

xingqiu deadass smells like a library. like the good book smell. this bitch also uses blue soap. whatever smell first comes to ur mind with blue soap thats this blueberry bastard

qiqi smells like herbs !! most of the time it’s a mixed smell, but often she comes back from her herb-gathering trips with an aroma of violetgrass; bundles upon bundles of the plants are gathered in her arms and her little basket. i like to think it’s her favorite herb since it’s her ascension material

xiao smells like sweat ehueueueueu but on a good day maybe he smells slightly like clean clothes bc he was at wangshu inn when garments were being washed (and maybe he helped if he was nice) (and maybe he washed himself for once) (spreading my xiao doesnt shower agenda) (affectionately)

ganyu smells sweet and flowery <3 a lovely smell for a lovely person. i love to think a fragrant aroma just follows her everywhere; she’s a really enchanting and endearing person. sometimes she probably smells more bitter like qingxiin. that’s if she couldn’t hold herself back from having a quick snack on a couple from bubu pharmacy (qiqi promised not to tell anyone!!!!) (but she probably already forgor💀)

itto smells like Stinky Man Pits i just know it im sorry. i mean this in the most affectionate and loving way possible

gorou smells either like baby shampoo or Musky BigMan(Dog) Attractive Smell and there is no in between

kokomi smells like bubblegum and this is not up for debate

ei smells like Purple : ) idk what that means but it makes sense to me : )

yae miko smells like Pink : ) idk man the tall inazuma waifus are just colors for me thats all i got .

scaramouche smells like the crushed hopes and dreams of souls damned to eternal torment and suffering—those condemned to the gates of hell for their heinous crimes against humanity.

and also lemons.. he got the zaza..

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