i wanna watch that guillermo del toro movie but i have like -18 energy so im gonna put a candycane in my coffee and do it anyway
bro i- i cant stop thinkinf abt that time someone sent me an absurdly rude ask yelling at me and at the end they called me a goy
n id idnt know what that meant so i didnt touch it i just responded with um what the fuck and they proceeded to call me an antisemite and made fun of my appearance even though they didnt even get it right 💀💀💀
like that shit is so funny, tldr dont like south park and cockroach posts yall
not me telling my bff abt my fronts/alters and her calling them my „lil homies“- 💀💀
come off anon PLEASE come off anon im actually begging please message me i cant take this
- Jeff bursts through Peter‘s bedroom window and cuts Lois down like the dirty bitch she is
- Peter looks up at the homeless, dumpster dwelling killer in awe
- „J-Jeff? Jeff!?“ Peter asks, excitedly moving across the bed and over Lois‘ still warm body, his hefty cankles breaking her ribs
- „It‘s been too long, Peter…“ Jeff says softly, an unbrushed tooth falling out of his mouth as he smiles, gently caressing Peter‘s gelatinous cheek
- Peter swallows Jeff‘s face in a sloppy, wet kiss, and Jeff moans as he can taste that night‘s dinner
- „It has been too long, Jeff“ Peter croaks as he falls onto Lois‘ now room temperature body, pulling Jeff on top of him
OHH last night i watched like 4 episodes of l&s the series im love??? oh my god the theme song is so good i literally teared up before every episode i love it??? its so nostalgiac to me!!
i watched Richter, Slugger, Phantasmo and Angel!!!!!!
the angel one was good i was happy to see my daughter :“’‘3 i didnt know a lot about her tbh she became a big comfort character mainly just because i have the plush of her xD but i love her and i need to watch the part 2 i guess bc she got captured by gantu at the end of that episode??? idk what the episode is but i wanna find it!! i love and cherish angel
also i LOVE slugger’s design???? hes a little pterodactyl i love… god dude i cant wait to go home and watch more!!!!!!!!
GOD i wake up… im still thinking about lilo and stitch…
u know im rly glad theres decent continuity in lilo and stitch but like… does lilo stop giving pudge the fish sandwiches??? she made a peanut butter sandwich in leroy and stitch and i thought “is pudge gonna save the day????” but she gave it to reuben xD
also im sad abt cobra bubbles bc like.. after the first movie it shows him in casual clothes sitting on the couch with stitch and lilo like a good friend, but in stitch! the movie hes just a stoic agent again D: and he didnt even show up in stitch has a glitch!! u would think hed at least show up to lilos hula performance or something :( maybe in the series hes in it more??
u know… sometines family has a man and a woman, or a woman and woman or man and man…
or a sister, your sisters surfing boyfriend, two trans aliens, a cia agent, and over six hundred science experiments from space!
i love how the galactic yellow pages is the periwinkle pages..
“hello planet ‘AAAAAA’, is jumba there?”
“you had coffee today, didnt you stitch…”
GOD me too
STITCH IS SO CUTE even in his weird low budget animation style
OOPS I TOTALLY WATCHED THESE MOVIES BACKWARDS stitch! is before the series and leroy is After the series… god…
this is like i got a sandwich, ate the bottom piece of bread, then the top piece, and saved the insides of the sandwich for later xD
(idk if it makes sense but reuben would like that analogy)
GOD what a perfect good movie.. im in tears i love them
its too late to watch stitch! the movie………… but here i go OOPS
im gonna h8 myself tomortow morning but i want to watch my children
OHHH theyre all singing now
this is the content i needed…..
U PLAY THAT SAX REUBEN
“stitch packs away the snacks while reuben plays the sax! alohamaniacs!!”
where is angel?? is she in this?? shes gotta be :‘o
lilo and stitch hugging make me 2 haply to explaim..