Police Arrest Man For Presenting Stolen Cow For Father-in-Law’s Burial Rites (Photo)
Police Arrest Man For Presenting Stolen Cow For Father-in-Law’s Burial Rites (Photo)
A young man, Ikenna Ogbonna Ota from Azuoto Okpoitumo community in Abakaliki Local Government Area of the state has been arrested by the police in Ebonyi state.
Police Arrest Man For Presenting Stolen Cow For Father-in-Law’s Burial Rites
Ota was arrested for allegedly stealing and presenting a stolen cow for the burial rites of his late father-in-law.
According to reports, Ota visited the family…
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imagine if the credits for majora’s mask were tied to the actions you did in your last cycle
like instead of that everybody is happy celebrating the festival, if they were a specific set of cutscenes that each play depending on whether you did it before fighting majora or not
so like, if you didn’t defeat each temple boss you would see cutscenes from that region still in trouble like the deku with the monkey over the fire or the gorons all frozen, but if you did kill all the bosses in the last cycle you can see the regions happy like in the actual credits
and the same for important quests as well, grog could either be with his chicks or with grown cuccoos, pamela might be with her dad or she’d be on her own, you can only see anju and kafei’s wedding if you complete their quests then fight majora, if you don’t help romani defend the ranch she isn’t playing with her sister in the credits she’s just sat there
idk i just think it would be really neat if you finished the game and were suddenly hit by the realisation that that’s it, the cycles are over and your choices in that final go-through are how the characters will live the rest of their lives
and it would make you want to go back and play through again if you saw your favourite characters not having the happy ending they deserved
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A Series of Rummy Circs. by Reginald Jeeves
The Bally Beginning
The Newt Nursery
The Anxious Aunt
The Earnful Employment (if that’s the word I mean)
The Old School
The Ersatz Eustace
The Tough Crowd
The Calamitous Clinic
The Ravenous Racecourse
The Downhill Dalliance
The Yearnful Yacht (which here means “containing an excess of Madeline Bassett”)
The Second-to-last Soup
The Toodle-pip
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for today only: anyone is allowed to go to my base as long as you dont go in the main part and dont steal a bunch of shit from my basement
yall can use my enchanting room and the lapis in there, and yall can use my wheat farm IF YOU BREED MY COWS IN RETURN
i need more cows
also do not touch arti and aura unless youre just saying hi to them
if i find out anyone went in the above ground parts of my house i will start killing
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"The suspect was found guilty of unlawful possession of a moo cow. In light of his explanation that it was a practical joke, the jury voted a special appropriate punishment."
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Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn't fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.
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