#stolitz

[qu0rky]

shipping isn’t enough i need to make a bulletin board and connect all the ships with red yarn to show the crowd their freakish similarities

#ao3 #ship #naegami #kuzusouda #amaguuji #iwaoi #tsukkiyama #noco #johnshi #haikaveh #wriolette #zhongchi #thomato #aventio #renheng #zosan #radiostatic #chaggie #stolitz #dottozhu #kubokai #ranpoe #tomgreg #wrightworth #celesgiri #candehya #ayamiya #kirihina #clorivia #beigguang

[purplesound]

don't forget to gently squish your imp <3

#helluva boss #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #helluva fizzarolli #helluva asmodeus #fizzarozzie #stolitz #blitzo #stolas #fizzarolli #asmodeus #my art

[impassociate]

yeh.

#helluva fanart #stolitz #blitzø #stolas goetia

[nezumiiko]

the babies!!!

who should i do next? i was thinking VoxVal or M&M

#helluva boss #stolitz #stolas #blitzø #nezu artdump

[sadhornydemons]

Stolitz fans every damn month:

#stolitz #give it up for day 177

[miyakuli]

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#helluva boss #stolitz #cute #those lyrics about horses though xDD #kwee told me it's said *I love you like I love horses baby it’s true* lol perfect confession from Blitz xD #my posts #kwee

[verbie666]

I CAN'T KEEP WAITING 😭😭 COME ON VIV GIVE US THE FULL MOON EPISODE ALREADY I NEED TO SEE STOLITZ 😭🙏🏻

#stolas #stolitz #helluva boss #full moon episode #blitzø #Season 2 episode 8

[angelshizuka]

It's the middle of the night and I'm just laying in bed thinking about how if Stella's brother didn't have the single braincel of the family and made Stella call off the assassin, Striker would've definitely succeeded at killing Stolas

Because Moxxie and Millie would've arrived just a little too late, with Striker only being seconds away from stabbing Stolas' heart moments earlier. They would be the ones to have to break the news to Blitzø (and bring the body with them).

Blitzø was already so distraught at realizing Stolas could get hurt, I don't think he'd (mentally) survive finding out Stolas died.

I'm sure this kinda stuff has been talked about when the episode first released, but as someone who's only been here 2 weeks, all these thoughts are still new to me and I just need to scream about it, because they've so overwhelming.

#helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitzø #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss millie #stolas goetia #stolas #blitzø #blitzo #blitz #moxxie knolastname #moxxie #millie knolastname #millie #striker #stolitz #personal #phone blogging

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Yep, It's Just Practically Official The Makers Just See Octavia As Manipulative Emotional Tool To Make Stolas Look Good And Disregard Her When She Gets In The Way Of Their Treasured Ship

This is supposed to be a joke, but in execution we all now Octavia at this point is just a tool to make Stolas look like a "good" dad when in practice he's putting Blitzo over her so much that it's not funny. Wasn't one of Octavia's fears is that her father will abandon her in order to pursue Blitzo.

With that comment that Brandon Rogers did it just confirms to me that at this point they are putting Stolitz so much over everything else that yes even Octavia is seen as an obstacle even though a parent's child should be more important than their booty call. And the fandom and the creators prioritize the other way around.

Seriously, in "Seeing Stars" we see him again neglect her when she wanted to keep his promise to see the stars. Also despite saying it's important to find her he slows down to watch his boy toy perform. In other words, he's all false words until next time when he breaks a promise or continues to be a lackluster dad. But we are supposed to give him slack because he's supposed to be trying hard or again invoking Stella in order to make him look good. Boy can barely do the bare minimum for his daughter without messing up and looking like a selfish pos.

And people want to point to this line as a sign of how much he loves Octavia, but again like everything else it's emotional manipulative bs when you realize in practice he has all of the power and could more easily break up. Sure, it would have be a shock to a young child but since Octavia is born he could have just packed up and kicked her ass rather than wallow in his self-pity while finally getting with his imp toy. Stella was made an obstacle from the start so that we would feel less sorry when he was cheating on her with Blitzo. However, it gets less sympathetic when we see how it affects Octavia and it makes him come across as a selfish asshole. At first the first season was condemning them, but nope season 2 basically makes him sad misunderstood woobie who can't do no wrong including ignore his daughter in favor of focusing on Blitzo.

It's funny that Loona isn't joked as an obstacle to Stolitz like Octavia is. It's probably because Octavia grew up with a married family and again doesn't like ramifications that come with the changes. One of them includes the fact that her father only pays attention to his crush while putting her on the backburner. And again despite the fandom saying Octavia and Blitzo would get along this joke panders to the idea that squashes it if Blitzo sees her as an obstacle to their relationship. And you know if it was the other way around Blitzo would be furious anyone would see Looney as an obstacle. And so would Stolas, but we know that in actual practice he would choose prioritizing Blitzo over his daughter and the narrative will say other wise.

#helluva boss #vivziepop critical #helluva boss critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critique #anti-vivziepop #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel #brandon rogers #octavia #pro-octavia #octavia goetia #stolas goetia #anti-stolas #blitzo #stolitz #anti-stolitz #youtube

[mokadraw]

A little sneakpeak of a project i'm working on.

#artists on tumblr #helluva boss #helluva fanart #stolas #stolitz #blitzo #helluva stolas #helluva blitzo #fanart

[helluva-artblog]

After a brief arts and crafts project, Blitzo has a few choice words for Stolas

#helluva boss #blitzo #stolas #stolitz #blitzø #hellaverse #my art #fanart #I just have a lot of feelings okay?

[mundayme]

i really wanted to draw them in dresses

#helluva boss #stolitz #stolas goetia #blitzø #mundaymeart #mundaymehbhh

[sinnerstar]

Finally over my artist block… Kind of. Had a different background in mind for this but came to the quick conclusion that… I cannot draw trees digitally. It is difficult being a painter and traditional artist and then moving to primarily digital. Things don’t work the same. Anyways. Challenges I’ll overcome. If I become less lazy. 🫣

If you like my art, please feel free to reblog and follow! 🤭

04.24.24

#helluva boss #fanart #procreate #sinnerstarart #adult cartoon #stolas #helluva boss imps #blitzo #blitzø #stolitz #stolitz fanart #helluva stolitz #helluva boss stolitz #stolas fanart #stolas x blitzo #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #stolas x blitz #blitzo x stolas #helluva stolas #stolas goetia #helluva blitzo #helluva boss blitzo #helluva blitz #helluva boss blitz #fypシ #fyp

[bleucaesura]

STOLITZØ - SEVENTY

The following morning, Blitzø sat on the couch wrapped in a big fluffy blanket. He watched as Stolas shuffled over in his robe and bunny slippers, with two mugs of coffee.

Blitzø unwrapped half the blanket and pat the cushion beside him. Stolas smiled warmly, handed Blitzø his mug and cozied up next to him. Blitzø draped the blanket around Stolas’s shoulders once he had settled.

Stolas grabbed the tv remote and started flipping through channels. Blitzø looked over at him lovingly. When Blitzø went to have a sip of coffee, he realized it was iced. He looked down at the cold drink in his mug, tears welling up unbidden.

F*cking birdbrain…

“Darling?” Stolas looked over at Blitzø. “Goodness! What’s the matter?!” Stolas clambered to get out of the blanket so he could turn to face Blitzø.

Blitzø calmly put his mug on the coffee table. He climbed on the couch and knelt in front of Stolas, putting the owl’s face between his palms and smooshing his cheeks until they fluffed in that adorable way Blitzø loved.

Blitzø smiled happily and gave Stolas a quick light kiss.

“Darling?” Stolas blushed.

“Thank you for seeing me,” Blitzø grinned happily through tears.

Stolas sniffled, tears springing up; he threw his arms around Blitzø and they fell back on the couch laughing, tangled in each other’s limbs, tails and the blanket.

The TV buzzed in the background.

“666 NEWS”

“I’m Katie Killjoy”

“And I’m Tom Trench”

“Ha. Ha. No one f*cking cares who you are, Tom!”

“On our show today we have a very special guest! That’s right! The big guy who put the big ‘O’ in Ozzie’s. The sexiest sin himself. The lustful leader, Asmodeus is in the studio with some scintillating updates on a new product to hit shelves later this month!”

The audience erupted in applause.

Blitzø and Stolas looked over at the TV.

“Welcome your majesty!” Katie clapped enthusiastically as she slid down the news desk to make room for Asmodeus, hip-checking Tom off his chair on her way over.

“Thank you, Katie.” Asmodeus leaned in front of and across Katie and extended a hand to Tom as he was pulling himself back up into his chair. “And great to see you, Tom! We still on for Friday?”

Katie was NOT impressed.

Blitzø had started drinking his coffee and almost shot it out his nose onto Stolas. He started to choke. Stolas thumped his back trying to help him breathe through his choking laughter.

They missed Katie’s next comment through Blitzø’s coughing and laughter.

“Thanks for having me this morning.” Asmodeus smiled his celebrity smile. “If I could be indulged a moment?”

The audience clapped.

“Before I get down to the… Nitty gritty,” Asmodeus winked at the camera and purred in a deep gravely voice. “There’s something more personal I’d like to touch on first.”

The camera focused on him completely.

“As many, if not all, of you know, Fizzarolli and I have gone public with our long term romantic relationship.”

The audience erupted with cheers and applause. Asmodeus smiled unabashedly and waited for the applause to die down.

“And while I embody the sin of Lust… I DO love Fizzarolli. Yes he and I are in a loving and monogamous relationship... Being in love doesn’t mean the lust disappears. I say it makes it deeper, and even more… Pleasurable.”

The sex absolutely oooooozed off of his words. The audience was rapt. Blitzø and Stolas looked at each other, blushing.

“But I digress.” Asmodeus chuckled, breaking the spell. “I’m here to say: I AM a hypocrite.”

The studio filled with gasps, whispers and confused chatter.

Katie, desperate to get back in frame, slid her face along the news desk until she was at Asmodeus’s elbow. “And why do you say THAT, your Highness?”

Asmodeus casually pushed Katie’s face out of frame and continued, unfazed.

“I embarrassed a fellow Royal, and friend, at my club when I called out his relationship with an imp. I was wrong to do so. Not JUST because I hurt a friend.” Asmodeus’s demon flames grew. “But because I don’t AT ALL believe in this elitist BULLSH*T division of classes.” The lights all but went out in the studio as Asmodeus’s flames erupted.

A second later, it was as if a switch had been flipped and Asmodeus was back to his charismatic, charming self.

“So! Prince Stolas? Blitzø?… Owner of ‘I.M.P.’” Asmodeus winked and said conspiratorially behind a hand to the camera.

“I’m truly sorry. And my blessings to you both!”

The studio was silent for mere seconds before the audience erupted in applause and chaotic conversations.

“What…”

“The…”

“Actual…”

“F*CK!”

Blitzø and Stolas traded expletives while starring unblinking and agape at the tv.

“Now!” Asmodeus rubbed his hands together, excitedly. “Who wants to hear about my revolutionary new vibrator coming out next month?!”

Tom raised his hand and nodded enthusiastically.

Katie stomped off set screaming into a phone.

Blitzø turned off the tv.

“Did that just f*cking happen? Or was I f*cking hallucinating again?” Blitzø stared wide-eyed at the screen.

“It happened,” Stolas said just above a whisper.

They looked at each other.

Blitzø threw himself at Stolas, burying his face in his chest feathers.

Stolas fell back, surprised. He hugged Blitzø to him.

Blitzø nuzzled Stolas and hugged him back.

“Is… Is this ok?” Stolas stammered.

“Eez comfy” Blitzø mumbled from his snuggle spot.

Stolas chuckled. He stroked Blitzø’s horns affectionately, feeling somber.

“No… I meant…” Stolas paused, unsure what to say.

“Is WHAT ok?” Blitzø looked up at him.

“That,” Stolas looked toward the tv. “All of Hell knowing…”

“F*ck yeah!”

Stolas was startled. Blitzø grinned at him. His eyes shone.

“Free f*cking I.M.P advertising from Asmodeus on the 666 News?! F*ck YES!” Blitzø pumped his fist and laughed maniacally.

Stolas stared flatly back at him. He hoped he had his best ‘What-The-Actual-F*CK’ face on.

Blitzø grinned at him and burst out laughing. He grabbed Stolas in a tight hug and nuzzled his neck.

“Stolas, you birdbrain…” Blitzø whispered. “I want the whole f*cking universe to know you’re mine.”

*****

#helluva boss #blitzø #stolas #stolitz #fanfic #blitz x stolas #helluva boss fanfiction #666 news #blitzø x stolas #stolitz fanfic #helluva boss stolitz #katie killjoy #helluva boss asmodeus #tom trench #vivzieverse #vivziepop #vivienne medrano #brandon rogers

[helluvahusker]

Blitzø would sneak into Stolas's chambers while he was sleeping, yank his imp stuffy away and replace it with himself, and then gaslight the shit out of Stolas, pretending like he's been there the whole time when they wake up.

#stolitz #helluva boss #blitz x stolas #stolas goetia #stolas #blitzo #blitzø

[jelly-sandwiches-all-night]

No Full Moon episode today has me like:

#the full moon #helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva blitzo #stolitz