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allsystemsblue · 2 years
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Exclusive: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Movie is a bit gothic, a touch monstrous, and more philosophical than you might imagine. “It tackles very deep ideas about what makes us human,” he tells V.F. in this first look: http://vntyfr.com/m3o9fxv
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foundvermin · 26 days
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TIME FOR ASS!!!
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valerieblogsalot · 2 months
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For my friend on Instagram :)
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itsfitchard · 1 year
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Tags!
finally cleaned up by blog and added tags here what the most used are and what they mean
I be talking: text post by me my art: all my art not mine: all my reblogs sillay: the silly, memes, and fun heehoo: made me go heehoo augh: posts that make me go augh rest are self explanatory lol
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psitaccus · 1 month
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emkini · 7 months
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Ah yes. the great and terrible Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
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lazycranberrydoodles · 2 months
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don’t take this too seriously …
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1000000k dollars and I'll finish this WIP from last year
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At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting
Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk
Luo Binghe: Lan?
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: a good one.
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*
Wei Wuxian: yes
Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand
Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?
Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?
Hua Cheng: oh yes
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allsystemsblue · 2 years
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Film is my favorite medium. It can be something as primitive as scraps of twine that were filmed shot by shot and condensed into a 20 second clip. To something so fantastic and encased in shudderingly expensive sets. But so long as the passion and intention are there it turns into the sacred.
Mad God is like nothing I’ve ever seen before. It’s as beautiful as it is horrifying. As complex as it is simple. As profound as it is profane. I don’t think I even remember breathing thru most of it. It was an experience, and one I had to sit with for a moment. I know what I got from it. I know what I needed to get from it. That being said, I hope you’re able to watch this and then pass it on. Thank you Phil Tippett and team, you lot made something so incomparably beautiful and macabre and baroque, that nothing like it can ever be made again. Phil, you really are a Mad God.
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flayyr · 8 months
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mmm divorcespark. i post whatever the fuck i want
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driaswrld · 3 months
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higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.
he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)
or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)
either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.
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psitaccus · 5 months
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Done for a stop-motion class
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uncorrectintamed · 1 month
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Wei Wuxian: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, its venomous.
Lan Jingyi: What if it bites me and it dies?
Jin Ling: Then you're poisonous. Gods, learn to listen.
Ouyang Zizhen: What if it bites itself and I die?
Wei Wuxian: That's voodoo.
Jin Ling: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lan Sizhui: That's correlation not causation.
Lan Jingyi: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Wei Wuxian: That's kinky.
Jin Ling: Oh my god.
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bishy437 · 8 months
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jwy: go anywhere near that dog and i’ll break both your legs
nhs: goodness, we’ve only just woken up and already you’re threatening me!
(no huaisangs or dogs were harmed!!)
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gentil-minou · 4 months
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Thinking about band au wangxian where their "gimmick" on stage is extremely sexually charged flirting like I'm talking wwx straight up grinding against lwj in the middle of his solo or they stare directly into each other's eyes everytime a song mentions love or sex
Except they haven't confirmed their relationship so like half the fans are diehard shippers screaming while the other half think it's a fake publicity stunt and point out all the bts vids where they look like they hate each other and argue constantly
Neither of them mention their relationships in interview, always redirecting questions back to the music or their advocacy and so for years it just goes on like this.
They're the most popular band in the world when suddenly they go on a long, three year hiatus.
And so everyone thinks oh gosh maybe they were together but they broke up and their tears are heard around the world.
Then they have a comeback tour and reveal all: of course, the hiatus was because they got married and adopted a son.
They drop this randomly in the middle of a set btw, Wei Wuxian just smirks at the audience and says "this is for my husband and our son" and then he winks and blows a kiss at Lan Wangji who catches it with all the seriousness in the world and presses it against his chest
Later on, the band's Instagram posts a photo of wangxian with their backs turned, each holding the hand of a little boy wearing little bunny eared headphones between them, as they all walk put of the venue
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