#storie nostre

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i severely underutilize Ludwig in my AU, especially because the circumstances of his Hetalia birth and young existence overlap so, so well with the Like Father Like Son Curse. In BOTH we have this IMPOSSIBLY young dude, reared from minute number one to be perfectly industrious at soul-crushing, horrendous endeavours. Ludwig was and always is forged as a weapon.

#aph germany #hws germany #aph #hetalia #hws #storie nostre #lutz #and he accepts it without questioning which is just. like a fucking dog.

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Thinking about a plot for my Rake Courtship AU (set in the first decade of the 1800s) that involves a FrUK arranged marriage and a ridiculous ScotFrUk tug-of-war love triangle and realized it could only have ballooned to the dimensions it has now in my head if François actively did nothing to discourage either side pursueing him. This plot involves now an ex-criminal, one arranged marriage (if we don't count fruk, then it's two) jeopardized, and two men at risk at losing their livelihood. And I am asking myself - Does François live THAT much for the drama. You tell me.

#hetalia #hws #aph #aph france #hws france #fruk #storie nostre #fran #and there is the hovering risk with how this escalates that Paddy is getting involved and can't shake off his friends #who were kept out of this precisely bc they'd be more than willing to terrorize Arthur as Irish Republicans #hetalia poll

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I'm With Him And This Is Real Life, Honey

Thank you all for your enthusiastic responses! This is a Spamano One-Shot which I originally wrote for the dearest @someone-you-do-not-know, as part of my Rake Courtship AU, vaguely set in the Regency or preceding Georgian era.

If you want some general backstory for this AU or read another piece of unbearable Spamano longing and Lovino never getting what he deserves, partially because he won't allow it to himself - here is another One-Shot set in the same AU.

Summary for this One-Shot: After Antonio's and Michele's wedding has been crashed by Michele's former suitor, Lovino urges Antonio to go after his former fiancé and Lovi's cousin, if only because if Michele's father Salvatore finds him first, there will be bloodshed. They find Harry and Michele, sadly just in time to witness their elopement wedding, which will complicate things further. This is the night after that Lovino spends in an inn room with Antonio. I also made a little playlist for Spamano and Sicire in the AU, if you'd like to listen to "Would you be so kind" whilst reading Lovino's suffering.

Here's the fic - enjoy!

It was a quiet night. No wind that howled, no rain that pounded. They were the only guests at the inn – It wasn’t shabby enough that they all had to share a single room, vermin not included, and not classy enough to carry gossip to where it shouldn’t be. Not that Lovino had ever been in an inn. People of a certain class always stayed with one of their own, that was what mansions were for. Everything about this was so beneath him.

But now he wished he had simply bitten the bullet instead of drawing the line and insisting on separate rooms. He’d rather have shared a room with these two sources of his malcontent than having to listen to their bed creak through the walls. Already a pillow over his head and he could still hear the creak of wood and the slap of skin on skin.

“I’m not sharing a room with you two knobheads! I don’t care, I’ll pay for it myself!” He had protested an hour earlier or so. “I’ve had enough of you as is, for all I care I never need to see either of you for the rest of my life, but a night’ll do! I’ve been a witness against my will to your we-” He had stopped himself, suddenly aware that there was no need to bellow details about the place. No need to blow their cover

“Well, kind of you to give us the privacy,” Michele had replied and there seemed to be genuine surprise in his voice. Of course, overshadowed by how pleased he and his lover had seemed by the implications.

He didn’t even end up paying for it, but his cousin’s rotten lover. Not that Lovino had much money on him, as he had left in a hurry, but Antonio hadn’t been allowed to pay either. Simply thinking of the entire charade made him want to retch again.

Michele had taken Antonio’s hands and looked him in the eyes when he said: “You’ve already done far too much for me to ever repay it. Please, Antonio, don’t make my debt any greater. I’ve caused you enough hurt as is, let me be the bigger person now.”

Bigger person, his ass. A bigger person would put their money where their mouth is and not fuck his new husband within earshot of his old fiancé.

Christ alive, why was that stupid candle still burning. The light it produced wasn’t much, but he could see Antonio clear enough as he laid next to him in bed.

Because of course his luck was just so that there was no more than one bed in each room. At least Antonio wasn’t talking to him. He had rarely spent a moment in silence with him ever since his father had asked to spend time with him and Michele.

Antonio was mute now, as he stared at the ceiling. He had his arms crossed over his chest, stripped to his undergarments and shirt like Lovino, who could see dark curly hair peak out at the top of his shirt. In his sculpted face – Lovino still couldn’t believe his cousin had chosen to bang someone who’s face looked like an entire carriage accident over this – the brows were slightly knitted and the full lips had a hint of a pout.

He couldn’t imagine how Antonio felt, but wouldn’t want to switch places with him. A twinge of guilt came over him to have dragged him into this whole affair. What concern should it be to Antonio if the man he was betrothed to ran off with someone else and incurred the wrath of his monstrous father? He was no longer Michele’s fiancé and was not obligated to care for him anymore. And yet he did.

There was another twinge and it took Lovino a moment to realize it was jealousy. Underneath fondness for Antonio’s selfless nature, it was jealousy that it had all been wasted on Michele. His stupid cousin got betrothed to a sweet, hot, rich, important guy and then he blew it, he would have deserved it so much more than Michele. He deserved to be fawned over and cherished and spoiled rotten, he deserved to have a husband who was as kind and doting and hot as Antonio. Instead he was relegated to be the best man and agony aunt, the company that Michele couldn’t be and now he was in bed with the hottest man he’d ever seen and wasn’t even allowed to touch him. Relegated to hear his cousin screw his lover in a second-rate inn and hiding underneath the pillow as not to hear the muted throes of passion...

He could see the hairs on Antonio’s strong arms. He realized he’d been staring at Antonio the entire time and felt his face burn up.

In that moment, he could hear something that sounded like a pent-up moan from the other side, followed by some laughter.  

Antonio’s eyes squeezed shut for a moment, face scrunched up in discomfort. He sighed through his nose as he relaxed and his eyes opened again.

Great, now he could even hear them suck face in the silence. Antonio’s own expression turned from displeased to awkward – and he turned to Lovino, who felt panic well up in his stomach and fan out to his limbs.

“What the fuck are you looking at me for?!” he asked him and buried his face in the mattress, hoping it would swallow him. He could still hear the damn bed creak. “It’s not my fault!”

“S-Sorry …” Antonio apologised. Great. Simply great. He could hear Antonio clear his throat.

He tried to visualize what was going on in the other room, in the hopes that his rotten cousin and his troll of a lover would be enough to exorcise his feelings of desire. Sadly, whenever he tried, his mind too soon drifted off and kept the steamy fantasy with a tanner body underneath his own fingertips, full lips ghosting over his own body, rough but gentle hands gripping his hips, his own fingers running through wild, curly hair -

Lovino screamed into the mattress. “I’ll kill him, I’ll kill him tonight, and if I don’t I hope his dad strings him up by his own entrails, he deserves it,” he muttered into it.

“Are you alright, Lovino?” Antonio asked and Lovino considered biting himself through the entire bed and then the floor to escape the situation.

He lifted his face but didn’t face Antonio. “These two have not a bone of shame in their entire body,” he said as he stared into the dark, since Antonio’s body blocked most light of the candle in this position. “We should just have bid Michele good riddance and washed our hands of the entire thing. He’s clearly enjoying himself as is, that ungrateful bastard.”

Oh god, as if the universe itself wanted to mock Lovino, he could hear the sounds on the other side increase in frequency. He gritted his teeth.

“I mean …” Antonio sighed again. “It was the right thing to do, Lovino. It’s not always easy to do the right thing, but still you do it.” He could hear the smile in his voice. “And I guess it is their wedding night …”

Something almost slipped Lovino’s lips, but he bit it back. There was no need to tell Antonio what he had seen the night before Antonio was supposed to marry. No need to increase his suffering.

“You’re being a saint about this,” Lovino said. “If I was you, I would have walked already. To do it with you around … aren’t you mad?” He’d be mad if he was Antonio. To be betrothed to someone who doesn’t want you, have that fiancé kidnapped at your wedding day and run after them only to barge in on their elopement wedding … If he was Antonio, he’d curse everyone he ever met. Lovino included – after all, he had spurred him on to run after Michele.

“I mean …” Another sigh, this time more of an angry snort. “I would prefer to not have heard it, but … what is done is done. Pretending that it isn’t wouldn’t change much, I can fool myself. I don’t need Michele for this.”

Lovino’s brows furrowed while the rest of his features softened. I wouldn’t have fooled you, he thought. Maybe he should have run to him the night before the wedding. To hell with Michele and his secrets, Antonio would have deserved the truth.

The noises from the other side had stopped. At least that torture was over. Lovino turned on his back and clutched the pillow against his chest instead. “You are a saint,” he said. “Michele doesn’t know what he’s missing.” He didn’t dare look at Antonio. “And I’m the fucking Virgin Mary for putting up with all of it!”

Antonio laughed. “Yes you are. Thank you, Lovino. I appreciate it and I’m sure that Michele does so, too.”

He snorted. “Psht. Yeah, sure.”

“When you get married, I’ll be your best man, yes? To pay back all you gave me.”

Lovino’s heart sank into his guts. “Yeah, sure.”

Antonio put the candle out. “Good night, Lovino.”

Lovino stared into the dark. He could hear indistinct murmurs from the other room between the lovers. “Good night … Antonio.”

#beablabbers #hetalia #hws #spamano #hetalia fanfic #aph spain #aph romano #hws spain #hws romano #aph south italy #hws south italy #the pen is mightier than the sword #hetalia oc #aph sicily #hws sicily #aph ireland #hws ireland #sicire #storie nostre #tonio #lovi #harry #miche #i love Lovino so much and he deserves all the best but I also love it when his obligations to other bullshit keep him from it #he wants to do the right and cool thing he wants all the applause but doesn't dare to do what really makes him happy #but that is a sense of duty Antonio admires above all else so <3

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Hi! I wrote a Fanfic for my AU (more info here) and had so much fun with it that I wanted to share it with you all! If you don't mind OCs, loooove Arthur suffering from the consequences of other people's actions and want to see the greedy Dutchman be a conniving cunt (sexual intent) - I wrote this fic just for you! <3

To summarize this fic in short:

If you'd like to see and share the full comic by the talented @ironicorange, click here. (It's also featured as epilogue in the fic itself)

To summarize the fic in long, here's the entire ao3 thing, continued under the cut:

A Dutch Conspiracy (5541 words) by BreitzbachBea Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Like Father Like Son (Online Novel), Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Robert Bailey/Tahir Rashid, Tahir Rashid/Tim van der Zee, Robert Bailey/Sri Kadek Kikkert, Original Male Character/Original Male Character, Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s), Canon Male Character/Original Male Character Characters: Arielle Halévy, Tahir Rashid, Robert Bailey, Arthur Kirkland, Tim van der Zee, Netherlands (Hetalia), Sri Kadek Kikkert, Mega Bas Kikkert, Original Male Character(s), Original Male Character(s) of Color, Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Original Non-Binary Character Additional Tags: Major Original Character(s), Alternate Universe - Human, Cheating, Arguing, Relationship Issues, Jealousy, Reconciliation, Comedy, Third Wheels, POV Multiple, Song: Alejandro (Lady Gaga), Smoking, Drinking & Talking, Making Up, Toxic Masculinity, Making Out, Foreplay, Vaginal Fingering, Implied/Referenced Sex, Sexual Tension, Fanart Summary:

Arthur and his two right hand men pride themselves on their professionalism and ruthless efficiency. Their unwillingness to compromise their greatest asset - until it turns into friendly fire. A snide remark about Robert's smoking habits during a business trip to France quickly roars into a full blown relationship crisis between him and Tahir. By the time Arthur arrives in Amsterdam, his only hope is that at least their Dutch business partners are going to be professional.

The Dutch do not disappoint and very professionally take the quarelling lovers off Arthur's hand for a night. Nothing personal about it.

[Set in my Human/Organized Crime AU 'Like Father Like Son']

#hetalia #hetalia fanfic #hetalia au #hws #aph #aph england #hws england #aph netherlands #hws netherlands #beablabbers #storie nostre #arthur #tim #sk #tahir #robert #mega #arielle #the pen is mightier than the sword #railey #kikley #still no good shipname in sight for your lawyer and ceo. sigh.

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Big, big fan of characters who are like "I'm not nice because I'm hiding a much more sinister side. I AM hiding it, but the niceness is not a front. I genuinely enjoy not being an evil cunt, but do believe me - I am one. And you will regret staying around and pushing the cordial me once I take the monster for a walk."

#beablabbers #storie nostre #franci #salo #trygve #love this larger than life character archetype so much #yeah it was bc of redacted. sue me. he's just that bitch. #and truly wrong place and wrong time for the Irish. The nice Francesco before was true too! But so is the sadist! #And you are the nearest punching bag. You are the reason everything is going to shit so whoops.

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Who would be the funniest person in the Myth AU to get accused of "verligen" aka the concept of falling out of knightly behaviour, because they spent too much time loving their partner - King Harry of Ireland with that Greek Historian Michele, Knight Robert with he court Magician Tahir or King Arthur of England with that French Bard François? Tell me now in the notes of this post.

#beablabbers #railey is funny bc tahir can be like well there was nothing useful for you to do!!! you know dragonslaying don't impress me #while Robert is already putting his boots on pissed to hell and back. WHO besmirches his honour by calling him henpecked!!! #but sicire and fruk are also tempting #storie nostre #harry #miche #robert #tahir #arthur #fran #sicire #railey #fruk

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Germany/North Italy (Hetalia) Characters: Germany (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Greece (Hetalia), Sicily (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Young Love, Alternate Universe - Human, Organized Crime, Gossip, Minor Original Character(s), Major Original Character(s), Homophobia, Slut Shaming, Flirting, Awkward Conversations, Arguing, Minor England/France (Hetalia), Minor Greece/Sicily (Hetalia), Grief/Mourning, Diplomacy, Fluff and Angst, Family Drama, Family Feels, Family Issues, First Kiss Summary:

No chess player considers the pieces on the board as individual. All the trained hawkeyes will see is strategy - pieces worth losing, pieces worth keeping, all to prevent their own downfall.

But what do the King and Knight whisper to each other once they're alone?

Or: Feliciano learns that 'privacy' has gone out of the window when half the European underground is personally and financially invested in your teenage crush.

[Set in my Human/Organized Crime AU 'Like Father Like Son']

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I wrote a gerita fanfic for beloved Hetaari, so if you can stomach some OCs and yearn for Teenage Gerita finding solace from immense pressures in each other’s arms, then this is the fanfic for you.

(Big thanks to Ilich again for the proofread and also to Christina for getting the Greek vibes right)

#gerita #hetalia #hetalia fanfic #gerita fanfic #aph #hws #aph germany #hws germany #aph italy #hws italy #aph north italy #hws north italy #i ain't tagging all these other mfers #also i will say the romano in this feels quite old school but I think it is justified the man is about to explode #that is to say if you do love fanworks where roma is ready to throw hands with both the german and his own brother this may be for you. #he does it out of love #storie nostre #lutz #feli

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One thing I love in LFLS (or it can be applied to any Human Hetalia AU) is when the international couples learn each other's language. In LFLS, Lovino is already fluent in Spanish (took it in school, his father is half-Spanish, hence the Vargas surname), but Antonio is sooo enthusiastic to learn proper Italian for him. Beams at him when he says something. Ludwig looking for approval to Feliciano after an interaction in Italian. Feliciano wanting a cuddle for every German sentence he can utter. Michele telling Harry he could politely order a soup in the Gaeltacht now, so pleased with himself. Harry speaking broken Italian/Sicilian with Maria on the holidays.

And Arthur already knows how to speak French & everytime Fran thinks "Now, this is too far from the standard, he won't know this and I can be snide", Arthur catches him and Fran is 10x more in love with him.

#aph #hetalia #hws #spamano #gerita #fruk #sicire #storie nostre #ur honour I love them #Maria #<- Maria is Michele's mom

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France is so beautiful to hide the ugliness inside. honhonhon It's a pety bitch and we love him

Motherfucker made a deal with the devil for sure ... Though now I am wondering if that is a thing in French culture/folklore, like, do we have some prominent devil deal story over there? Getting sidetracked.

But YES, we love him for being petty! He is capable of both being a genuine romantic and kind soul and also the MOST MASSIVE BITCH EVER who wants to see the world BURN for his entertainment and ego. Love that for him. I mean, look at this poll for my latest AU FrUK subplot. Card-carrying messy bitch who lives for drama.

But I will seriously say that he is not uniquely ugly on the inside, most Hetalia characters (and indeed most characters period) are super sucky in some ways and genuinely cool people in others. I am as francophobic as the next person, but his beauty is not hiding more uglyness than Turkey's or Spain's beauty - or any of the Nordic's or Russia's or China's, depends on who is your type.

I mean, in the AU scenario I linked alone, there are like. At least three major cases of Everyone Sucks Here. Yes, François' prioritizing drama over his best friend's future, bc all the pettyness got her basically fiancé to sleep with someone for blackmail and he is not doing shit to stop HIS future husband from making another friend's life hell for the petty bullshit. But Gavin MacAllister being hellbent on not letting François marry an Englishman that Fran clearly doesn't seem to abhor, seems determined to have a fun marriage with, is also just. Ugly as fuck behaviour-wise. And Arthur trying to make everyone else pay more than hell for bothering him... Honestly, if he hadn't pissed off Gavin and my Irish boys before François based on snobbish reasons, Arthur would be the least of an asshole, because Gavin's being an entitled prick and François is encouraging it. He is not uniquely terrible, really not, so ... not that much beauty required, really. Hima just hates me specifically by making a Frenchman this heavenly handsome.

#aph #hetalia #hws #aph france #hws france #anon #beareplies #storie nostre #fruk #scotfra #fran #arthur #gave #Fran isn't even actively conniving here he just thinks too much that everything will be cozy and well #He thinks this is a game this is a novel he read but forgot that only the heroine gets saved #so yeah HE will be fine. But Charlie Tahir AND Arielle should have ALL reason to strangle him #Harry too. Hell Arthur too. #i debated whether or not you are the aph england defender anon but lbr if you are I still liked answering this ask #because I miiiiisssed you i missed all your salty rants in my inbox plz if you are reading this #come back so I can screenshot your stuff and then delete it plz plz plzzzzz #and if you are genuine in your hatelove for france nonnie you are welcome anyways. mwah.

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I am anglophobic, but I will hand it to Arthur, him being bratty and vindicated in it when it comes to stealing his older brother's (HWS)/business nemesis' (LFLS) boyfriend is just flawless. Get it boy.

#beablabbers #storie nostre #arthur #gave #fruk #scotfra #aph england #aph scotland

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LFLS literally only works because it is Hetalia fanfiction. If I tried to divorce it from it, the worldbuilding would become fucking stupid. But as is? Organized crime and family business as a cipher for the sins of immortal existence and the limit of free will? The added horror story for all the Human OCs that they were created to center around the Hetalia characters, a gravity inescapable? I'm sorry Omar, but of course your mother let you into this. Of course she loves you, but she loves Herakles also. You are only here because of him. I am sorry you never will have a normal life and lost all your morals Siggi, but you would not exist without Emil, so you were doomed from the start. Oh, it works lovely as a fanfiction.

#beablabbers #hetalia #hws #aph #storie nostre

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I know it's the hormones speaking, but. SpaSic would have deserved one real hot hatefuck in the courtship AU.

'Someone is ought to teach you some manners.'

'Oh yeah? You think your dick is gonna beat into me what someone else sucked out of me?'

#beablabbers #storie nostre #spasic #tonio #miche #SORRRYYYY BUT IT'S HOOOOOT #Give Michele a little agency after all this bullshit #Let them go toe to toooooeeeeee #I need some LFLS Miche up in this bitch

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TRY NOT TO CRY, CRY, CRY A LOT

THINKING ABOUT HOW ONCE KILI AND ANGUS MEET THE KIDS PADDY HELPED RAISE, THEY DISCOVER THEY ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THEIR UNCLE ROLE

THEY REALLY LIKE BEING THERE FOR SOMEONE AND WOW DO THEY HAVE RESPECT FOR THEIR FRIEND AND ARE SO GLAD THEY GET TO DO THIS

#beablabbers #storie nostre #kili #angus #paddy #and they would not admit it but it'd part of why they'd be heartbroken once Aaron forbids their presence #they are so gonna miss Harry and Soph and Charlie ...

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Marco and Lorenzo dressed like Kim Possible, you agree.

#beablabbers #khaki black and green would probably blend in reasonably well in Sicily in July #storie nostre #marco #lorenzo

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@fvriva Copying this out so I can do more stuff -

But yes! One of Charlie's many exes, only two of whom have ever received a name, is a guy called JJ! His full name is Jacob Johnson and I once posted some old pictures I had of him here .

They used to date when Charlie was pretty young and just out of school and were part of a bigger gaggle of gay guys. Guys who were just experimenting and finding themselves ... and who thought it'd be funny as fuck and their good right to fancy Charlie's father substitute Paddy. Charlie didn't find that shit funny at all, but kids can be so cruel. (I also bet like some were like "Ohhh, he's from the North and he's kinda badass, do you think he's an ex-Provo?" because these boys are pulling a Michelle from Derry Girls. And saying "He's a Prod from Derry" has zero effect, because then it's "Oh my god, that means he doesn't got all that repression! I bet he's a real Casanova!" at which point Charlie was ready to either eat the Abrakebabra tray himself or shove it down someone else's throat.)

However, Charlie's boyfriend JJ never participated in that tomfoolery. Because he was a clever young man, who knew if he kept it to himself, he could date Charlie, partially to get closer to that hunk of man. Enjoyed it very much whenever he was with Charlie and Co. and Paddy was around.

However, JJ overall didn't feel like Ireland was a great place to live and wanted more opportunities, so like many young Irishman, he went away to America. And before he left, he did the kind thing of breaking up with Charlie ... and also the not so kind thing of telling him the truth in regards to Paddy. Rough breakup.

JJ gets to America, things don't really turn out as they are ought to be and America has more or less just the same problems he wanted to escape, be it in a different costume. Poor JJ falls in with the Mob to get by and after seven or eight years, he is like "Hey. I am not gonna snitch on you, I am not gonna cause trouble, but I just wanna go home. Could you arrange something for me?"

And his boss, a young man called Alfred Jones, is like "Hmm, sure! I think I know someone you could work for, someone to keep eyes on you and who takes care for you in Dublin! Harry O'Connel's the name!"

And JJ does think. Hey, that's the name of Charlie's childhood friend. Even the surname is spelled that weird way ... But he shrugs it off, because maybe someone just left an L off the end and there have to be plenty of Harry O'Connell's in Ireland.

And Harry thinks the same when Al talks to him about an Irish guy called Jacob Johnson, like yeah yeah sure. Fork found in kitchen situation.

And then JJ arrives back in Dublin, goes to the office after some preliminary meetings with other subordinates or so, walks into Harry's office ... and Harry's face is not one that you forget. Not much has changed since puberty is through. And thusly Harry also learns that he has hired Charlie's ex as a new subordinate.

So poor JJ, comes home from his failed American Dream, learns that his ex's childhood friend is a mobster and THEN learns that the same holds true for said ex and has always been the case for the middle-aged guy he fancied.

JJ has learnt a lot about himself since he went away, especially about his priorities in life, so he now also realizes that Paddy was just some embarassing Teenage infatuation and nothing genuine at all. Not to mention that he may have a soft spot for Charlie still, but no old spark that is still alive. Charlie does make a bit of an ass of himself for wishing it was the case and being thoroughly disappointed when he gets mercilessly roasted by JJ and not even a little bit fancied. Sir, you are getting steady now, you don't NEED your ex-boyfriend for approval.

That's Jacob Johnson! Poor lad, deserved better :/

#another one from the friend group is Shane Gray who later came out as bi and has a girlfriend these days #his ma is called Daisy and had a fling with Paddy when he was a young rake always looking for the ride. Broke her bed! #She still teased him for it a decade later and they did have another fling while Shane also fancied him. Oh well! #also Charlie's other named Ex also has an America connection. Two nickels! #beablabbers #storie nostre #charlie #jj #harry #paddy #al #also by the time Charlie had that friendgroup he DID know that Paddy was a mobster ... #and he wouldn't have told them anyways bc that is between him and harry but fucking damn wouldn't it have not deterred them #if anything. if the prospects of an ex-rebel already gave them the horn then mobster is on the cards as well #i bet there were some fuckers in here where he could have been a goddamn Loyalist and they would have found it hot #chesca

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I keep thinking about Michele returning the favour and inviting his cousins plus husbands to things or even his uncle and aunt, and I now just had the funniest fucking visual. Of Harry asking if Kili and Angus can be invited. And sure, why not, they were at the wedding and they helped them in their time of need, PLUS they are Paddy's old mates and Paddy is family.

The endresult of which of course is Paddy sweating buckets and so desperately fucking trying to keep Angus and Kili from saying or doing something unforgiveable in the presence of the Vargas and their husbands. Like of course they cannot manage something even very befitting of their guest's status, but Aaron tries. And they try to obey some of the rules when it comes to Nobility, even if Tonio is only an ex-count. Some things do get skirted because Harry & Co. refuse and even Aaron may be like. Not happy at heart being a complete doormat. But some stuff to acknowledge they have someone special as guests.

And Kili and Angus would not. Could not help themselves. They have to undermine this and Paddy is DESPERATELY shaking them (literally, physically) to NOT make Aaron look bad. Like for FUCK'S SAKE, do not ruin this man and my boy's and girl's life, PLEASE.

#beablabbers #i love them so #granted angus may be sensible. in canon age and experience also made him far less of a bastard #kili however lived and died angry and grumpy and for good reason honestly #storie nostre #paddy #kili #angus #tonio #lovi #feli #lutz #rosario #emanuela #miche #harry #aaron