#straight culture

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Not straight ladies on booktok proudly sharing information about what kind of smut they’re into that you could not torture out of the average AO3 user. Like pop off girlboss but my AO3 history is between me and Satan alone.

I’m not even judging, I’m just in awe of people being THIS horny on main with their real face on display. 😳

#booktok #fanfiction #ao3 #smut #dark romance #TikTok cringe #straight culture

[aceballcomics]

#art #comics #lgbtq #lgbtq artist #funnytumblr #me irl #jokes #casual #straight culture #pride month #cringe

[sowhatnotcreative]

I know I'm bisexual but like straight women who call themselves radfems reeeeally dislike analysis of straight culture. Why are women for example attracted to men twice or three times their size? Why can I not say that it's weird for a man to be romantically interested in someone who is comparatively childsized, whom he can also easily murder probably just by accident?

Or why should I not call out women who let their men back after cheating? Because you like your Nigel we are not allowed to analyze how common that is? How encouraged it is in society to let men cheat and come back because "men are men"?

#radfem #Straight culture

[alltingfinns]

Those people: Stop making everything gay! Let us just for once have piece of media focused on male friendship.

Me, an intellectual: There has been media focused on male friendship since the epic of Gilgamesh. Now give me a man and woman of the same ethnicity that can stay just friends for a whole movie.

#heteronormativity #straight culture #the same ethnicity bit is important because apparently black men and white women can only ever be just friends no matter what #not just talking about finnrey but yeah finnrey #but overall I’m just tired of the idea that there isn’t enough male friendship in media #and that a rare resource is exhausted every time someone thinks two male characters should kiss #even if you want to argue that Gilgamesh and Enkidu hooked up and were a romance as well #fact is that it’s still a relationship between two men where romance isn’t necessarily driving the story #there are wanishingly few m/f relationships that even allow for a non romantic interpretation #in media #the idea that any romance outside the cookie cutter norm is ‘political’ #it’s all so tiresome #gilgamesh

[madison-of-a-bitch]

a straight white man just existing

me: you’re being a fucking weirdo

#big mood #mood #gen z #gen z funny #feminism #feminisim #feminist #ugh men #fuck men #men suck #ew #ew men #straight culture #straight people #men are shit #shitposting #dumb shit #shit post #shitpost #shitposts

[mywitchcultblr]

Clowns crying 'this is straight erasure!' and 'stop making everything gay!' everytime you are vocal about LGBT shipping are ridiculous. These people acting as if straight people doesn't automatically ship their own toddler with other opposite sex toddler all the time and talking about 'How cute they look together! They might marry in the future' and literally everytime there's a boy and a girl who breathe the same air in any media and art the straight will demand them to marry or fuck

( not saying all straight cis people like this, you guys knows what and who am I talking about )

Edit: Because there are idiots who think that i was talking about 'SexuaLizing ChilDren' what I meant by a boy and girl is everytime there's straight coded/ looking people in any media or even just a man and women exist in the same space the heteronormative people will demand them to be couple. Like every shitty action movie and they shoved straight relationship into it because that is what straight expected

Seriously some people need to learn to read

#lgbt #lgbtqa+ #lgbtq positivity #lgbtqa+ rights #pride #fandom #shipping #trans #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #aromantic #asexual #nb #nonbinary #art #straight culture #straight #cis #politics #otp #fanfic #ao3

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

none of the heterosexual jokes are funny. "my wife is my ball and chain 🙃" if you don't like her why are you with her. "men don't ever listen 🙃" not listening is a very common human thing not restricted to men. "lol ur doing the dishes are u in ur wife's pants 🙃" cleaning is a basic human life skill. "my husband can only cook beans on toast 🙃" hey I've just identified a very simple thing that you could do together to help you bond. i just don't get it. straight ppl hate each other so much don't you get tired. aren't you tired

#straight culture #are the straights okay #heteronormativity #misogyny #antimasculism #sigh #i need a tag for my own rambles

[niamhuncensored]

New fucked up Tumblr ad just dropped

#straight culture #though now that ive said that they're probably gonna do one with a man's face that says 'property of Andrew' #ask to tag

[gretasworld]

These two .. their conversations were lit,the flirting,the witty jokes,the sex. From enemies to something else. It was a complex mess.

But they didnot deserve the ending they had Another bullshit of fuckflix. 👎👎🖕🖕

No one in their right minds stare while someone else comits suicide even when you hate their guts.

Its just another promotion for assisted suicide case by woke fuckflix 🖕🖕🖕

#hector #hector x lenore #lenore castlevania #castlevania #story #dracula #animation #heterosexual #styria #austria #love #straight man #straight women #straight couple #straight #straight culture #Spotify #balkans #eastern europe #middle ages

[elitebutterfly]

If you still think “testing” your man is necessary in 2022, then I’m sorry, but you are wounded by Straight Culture™️.

#just my thoughts #text post #dating #straight culture #advice

[b0g-d0g]

watching love island? the straightest show? during pride month??

it's more likely than you think

#love island uk #i like watching the straights be stupid #straight culture

[hussyknee]

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

#goncharov 1973 #reasons i can never leave this hellsite #we've ascended from pirating criterion movies to straight up manifesting them into existence #get on our level twits #knee of huss #goncharov #tumblr lore #tumblr memes #tumblr culture

[saltysatellite804]

Really tired of the people who say having kids made them "better". I especially see it with men. Like no you should've been better before the kid. Most men dont get better and honestly I'm skeptical if you have. You risked bringing a human being into this world to deal with your shit behavior. Be better before you decide to have a baby. The world would be better if you did 💩.

Straight men be like: no need for self-improvement--knocking up a woman will fix me.

#straight culture #i hate it #pregnancy mention #this talk also perpetuates that men just need a wife and ten kids to be his best self #ugh #literally makes my skin crawl

[felixschokehold]

the only good thing about dating cishet men is being able to pop all the acne on their face and back

no i will not be taking questions or comments at this time

#my post #own post #personal #straight culture

[forgotemme]

you know that tiktok trend where girlfriends read their boyfriend’s gamertag for the first time? how can you not know that for years? some of them are even married!! (unless they keep it private on purpose of course but then the tiktoks would be fucked)

maybe i just don’t get it because i’m some sort of lesbian but that feels like a thing you notice when you care about his hobbies

#wlw #straight culture #trying not to judge but it feels so wrong #so many years

[madison-of-a-bitch]

a list of things i didn’t need to see:

1. a pic of the atrocity of a straight male you call a partner

2. you kissing said male

thank you that is all. if i see one more straight couple on any of my socials i fear i may perish

#big mood #mood #funny #dumb shit #shit post #shitpost #shitposting #shitposts #ugh men #straight men #straight culture #straight people #men suck #men #fuck men