#straights dont interact

[lycanthropicloverboyy]

the other day i let my boyfriend borrow my jacket and it was HUGE on him

when i gave him one of my hoodies it was the same,, our size difference is precious to me

#gay #biseuxal #trangender #mlm #bi mlm #trans #trans mlm #mlm concept #mlm content #mlm thoughts #nblm #nblm pride #mlm pride #gay pride #achillean #gay yearning #hoodie #mlm and wlw solidarity #mlm and nblm only #straights dont interact #a fun thing to do while giving your smaller boyf a hoodie!

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[skunkes]

out of all of ur ocs I’m still Wyatt’s #1 fan,,, holds all of my nonexistent wyatt merch…. But all of ur ocs are so great and I e loved seeing ur art evolve over the like. oh my god it’s been like a decade almost NDKENDOROANDOE scary

wyatt u will always be famous and the original fan favorite... honestly i wish i cld control what my brain fixated on bc i do want to bring her back for a bit since her and talon are the same breed of person (they're both cats.) and they wld have some good interactions! ive thought of two good ones and a text post one inspired one and i wanna see if i can be motivated to doodle em soon if at all lolll ^_^ havent drawn her in a while so im rusty but:

(also thank u for sticking around ^_^)

#skunk mail #Anonymous #a doodley #i dont know how to develop and have ocs without imagining interacting with them so its hard... #i feel like i exhausted the whole main group and only al survived and even he's kinda frozen in time since he's my support #i worry one day talon will suffer the same fate where ill just fully run thru the tape and not be able to rewind it ! #idk if that makes sense. idk how normal ppl develop and have ocs without personal fixation... #and this is also that they kinda never fully develop or have an end or resolution...aroo...idk how to write #OK sorry no one asked LEL #i feel so bad bc idk....id hate if i was invested in someones oc and they were abandoned forever....! i need to figure out how to be normal #oc artist....esp since ocs are all i have and i wont ever make a comic with em or anything #anyway. my only straight oc i love uuuu

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

[tumbler-polls]

This poll is potentially controversial, but the majority of our followers voted to allow it.

Prompt submitted by anon:

Question to cis monosexual people: "Would you date/have sex with a pre-op trans person who identifies as the gender you're into?" Options: 🍷 No; I want my partner to have particular stuff down there / I have a strong genital preference. ☕️ Yes, but I wouldn't want to interact with their genitals. 🧁 Yes, I'm into all kinds of genitals, what matters is how someone identifies. Additional options: cis straight guy / cis gay guy / cis straight woman / cis lesbian.

The other part of this poll is here.

#tumblr polls #dating preferences #girlblogging #men's fashion #terfs dont interact #transgender #straight women #straight men #tw genitalia mention #tumbler polls

[brittie-frog]

In case it was dubious to anyone whether Em was talking as an admin or the character being ace on Wednesday she's confirmed it's the character (as well(?)) With BBH today and is on QSMP updates. Both convos weren't in brackets and started with her referring to the person as their family title (mamae and uncle bad) and she 'baked' the cake in game. We know they're role-playing children but there are no canonical ages and we don't know how long the three were on egg island so it's not weird that she knows she's ace, she's not a baby.

#i dont know whether its just my british education #but she could be like 8 and would understand how she knows #but im 19 and have a warped perception of childhood so dont see much of a difference between 10 and 6 #you can tell i have no younger siblings or interacted with a child in ages #(did sex ed at 10 and realised i was ace at 12 when i found out i didnt have to be straight and could have figured out earlier if i knew) #qsmp empanada #qsmp #i love my ace autistic egg

[manslaught]

it's been obvious she's been avoiding her for days. mikayla had been urgent to get her back to the cabin, but after that, she's been unable to make eye contact, remaining on the opposite side of the room, doing whatever she could to stay away from @ladyintree, unable to face her after what happened. at first, it was easy, because all of the focus had been on van, making sure they were okay, but now that the storm of it all has begin to calm, mikayla knows she has no choice. it's not that she hasn't wanted to be around her — in her absence, she missed tai more than she could stomach, hardly sleeping while they were gone, too worried about whatever was happening out there, all of which she won't ever admit. she's just scared, because she hadn't anticipated having to actually be around her after their kiss.

she wishes she could say it's easy to pretend like it just didn't happen at all, to carry the same coldness she'd had toward her before that, but it's not. it's hard when she wants to check in on her, make sure she's okay now that van's better, but she doesn't know how without having to talk about what happened before she left. she keeps her distance, her gaze leveled at the ground, back to the way she was before, when she would hardly look at her. “ are you... okay? ”

#ladyintree #ladyintree: 12. #thread. #mikayla: this interaction can be straight if i stand 10 feet away and dont look at her at all <3 #main.

[icewindandboringhorror]

a quite simple outfit, trying to use the little blue and white apron thing (which is actually a dress I think, that I just leave un-buttoned in the back and added an apron-like tie to lol)

#self #mori kei #jfashion #NOT really but like.. it's.. adjacent I guess.. forgive me .. I may try using tags again though I kind of got out of the habit ghhj #I need to be... Seen to some degree. I want to start selling clothes and sculptures again to recoup the costs of having to euthanize my cat #and stuff . but that won't be very successful if I have like.. 15 people to sell to lol... #the eternal Hermit Conflict where you hate attention and Being Percieved in general yet in todays capitalist society it is nearly #a necessity to have some form of social network or media presence especially in creative fields. etc. etc. ... kicking screaming wailing #sobbing so on and so forth.. tearfully punching the cold mossy stone walls of my evil wizard tower... #I was also thinking of maybe opening a few sculpture commission slots and maybe Tumblr Blazing that post or something #but.. again.... sobbing crying interacting with the general public oughhf ouuch -500 HP #why can't I just be approached by some wealthy 65 year old woman who is nonsensically infatuated with my art for no #reason and gives me like $10.000 a week for food and art supplies and etc. and I can go fuck off into a cabin in the middle of nowhere #in the uk and just be left alone to work on my projects without even needing to build any form of connections or social presence because I' #already set for life and can just get funding and connections whenever lol.. WHICH not to be ungrateful like obviously I still appreciate #anyone who follows and interacts with my posts. I dont mean it in a 'grrr fuck all of you imbeciles I wish I could delete my blog!!!' or #whatever hhjkjk.. I just mean it more in a like.. I am very socially inept and my mental illness gives me severe social issues so any situ #tion where I'm expected to self promote or network or interact with others generally is nightmarish and stressful for many many reasons #and if I could somehow skip that part and just go straight to being a famous author or somethin.. that would be cool. Which I know EVERYONE #hates networking and stuff but I mean like.. on a level most people could not possibly comprehend.. I am not just an 'introvert'. I am like #doctors declare me incapable of functioning in general society very poor mental health prognosis probably should have a caretaker at #some point type Hermit lol.. ANYWAY ghbhj... alas.. I also feel weird about the sculptures in terms of what to charge for them #and always have which is part of why I stopped selling them. If I charged a fair even like $15 an hour many of them would be like #close to $150+. and nobody is going to pay that for a decoration. that doesn't even factor in like.. supplies or time spent communicating/s #etching the concept (if a commission) etc. etc. I thought it'd be better to just auction them then and let people pay what they want inst #d of a set price but etsy doesnt allow auctions and is it weird to just.. link people to an Art Ebay or something lol.. #AAAANYWAY.. the outfit.. I still love these shoes. they're nice and a little Older Style looking. always into pastel florals too lol #(everything is thrifted as usual. excited about the shirt because it's so puffy! it was in the halloween section though ghjhj.. like when i #s october and they make the special aisle in goodwill for 'Costume' clothes even though theyre all just normal stuff I would wear ghg)

[amethyst-halo]

read a couple bits of thunder and the puddleshine lying to berryheart bit is even better than i expected im fucking cackling

#shadowsight was surprised ofc but alderheart too? i love interactions #i am easily pleased lol if my faves even look at each other im :) #straight up didn't read the rest though i dont care abt nightheart #sketch speaks #warrior cats spoilers #wc spoilers #asc thunder #asc spoilers

[asgardian--angels]

you know it's bad when tumblr's being the more mature social media site when it comes to rancid takes on izzy's death

#ofmd #holy shit twitter's devolved into a battleground #what is WRONG with yall involving david jenkins in your beef #you dont have to like what happened but #how many fucking years in fandom does it take for people to learn to be civil #and not base their entire identities around characters so if anything happens to them it's a personal attack #that they then take straight to the creator #if a character dying causes you that much distress then that's a You problem and david fucking jenkins is not responsible #and he's not your therapist #and besides. just because something happened you didnt like doesnt mean it was a bad writing choice #but even if it were. you never have the right to make it anyone else's problem #i cant imagine having the gall #don't do this guys. the cast and crew are so lovely to us. don't make them stop interacting with us #people saying this show was a comfort show. or a safe space show or whatever. thats great for you #but it's not djenk's responsibility to cater to you and not his problem if the show doesn't meet your infinitely high expectations #he's telling a story. things will happen in those stories. #and it's actually p rare on tv that creators are getting to tell the story the way they want so personally im grateful #if you don't like his vision then don't watch it. you don't have the right to bully him. seriously whats wrong with you #cause yeah im sure con o'neill would love what youre doing huh #the fate of a fictional character is sliiiiiightly less important than being kind to people in the real world yknow #only tagging this so people can block for spoilers

[doecrossing]

You know for tumblr generally being a deranged loser website I find that the prevalence of annoying ppl on here is much less significant than on many other social media sites

#like ppl on insta are straight up cruel. twitter is full of 2016 era queer discourse and right wing conspiracy theories. #tiktok is mind numbing and also full of the most insane people you could concieve of. #redditors live to be irritating #etc etc #there are still deeply annoying ppl on here dont get me wrong #this is the place for like. fandom brainrot and transandrophobia truthers. #but generally i find interacting with ppl on here much more tolerable than elsewhere #txt

[fitzrove]

Ooh btw when I went out with my friends the other night we were waiting for a bus at one point. An extremely pretty girl was waiting for it a few metres away from us... I noticed her existing as you do pretty girls when you are a Homosexual (🫣) but was mostly focused on talking to my friends and stuff. Well suddenly she came up to us and I noticed she was actually kinda crying (!! 🥺) and asked if any of us had a tissue. I am always prepared esp fresh off my sneezy Vienna trip, so I gave her a plastic-wrapped pack, unopened and all... she was very grateful (asking if she could really keep it all - I said it was fine and even got to use the tdv sarah "you can have it, i've got two" line because I did have two hehehe success everyone inside my brain clapped) but she struggled to open it because long acrylic nails! So I offered to help again and she gave it back to me and our fingers brushed a bit and I tore the plastic cover open with my long short-nailed sexy lesbian fingers 😌 and gave it back hehe.

Anyway I feel like this all would've been a queercoded metaphor if it was fictional but because it's real life we went our separate ways never to meet again 😌 but I was still kind of thinking about her at the club 🥹 and when we were taking the train home with my friend at 5:50 am I was kind of talking about her JSKFLDLFLFL omg kinda creepy tbh esp since I wasn't even drunk 💀 Well my friend was drunk so maybe she already forgot about it. I hope that girl is less sad now and believes in the good in humanity 😌❤️

#🤣🤣🤣 this is what you hyperfixate on when you're too mentally ill to meet people for dates sjkdkdlflf #that and straight girls 💀 there is a cute straight girl in my programme that's very touchy (maybe because she's french) and this week #her cute straight friend (well she has a bf but i'm assuming straight lmao) was visiting her 😭😂😂😂 #i talked to her for like an hour about castles and the cote d'azur 😌 #also omg not to return to the tissues and this is tmi but my ex gf also gave me one of those plastic packs at least once 😭 akdkdlld #(i dont remember if it was because i was sick or if it was when we broke up and i was crying 💀 it was nice either way 🥺) #so um yeah i guess i was just paying forward good gay karma 😌😌 #akdkdldllf idk being undercover gay is weird. i think its nice to be able to interact w girls and not have them assume ulterior motives #(which i dont really have... like if i'm white knighting i'm just doing it for my own satisfaction/enjoyment 💀😭😂) #but yeah i feel like straight girls you just met will interact w you in a girl talk way and then you're secretly a bit into them whoops 🤡🤣 #personal #ramble

[lynnbutlertron]

RE: THE POST WITH HEATMAN AND CRASHMAN

I DID NOT REALIZE IM SO SORRY. that's so funny though that someone out there on the internet is genuienly like that

FGHKJGKFHJGKJF NO ITS SO OKAY I GET IT. I can see how batshit it looked without context.... but no its so /j......

Im actually glad you sent an ask because a) I was so worried someone on the internet thought i was that awful about megaman (idk ANYTHING about megaman) and b) i needed some sort of excuse to mention that it happened to me. i know you did not ask but i need to share

THE ORIGINAL IMAGE I DREW + message i got for it. i think its so funny to think of ERASING any character in fiction. nothing has ever been that deep in the history of ever i drew rayman and globox smoking a FAT DOOBIE together and this person thought i was WIPING UGLETTE (guy on the left's wife) OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH,.... its so funny to me

AND THEN THEY VAGUED ME IN A POST ABOUT GLOBOX x UGLETTE ohh it had me steamin g. steam out of the ears let me tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway just replace rayman and globox in this situation with heatman and crashman and you will feel the same anguish i felt. i didnt know who to replace uglette with in the comment so i just said megaman . help

#im sorry i know you. Did not ask. and you may not know anything about rayman and we're on 2 completely diff sides of tumblr. #but i just had to get that out #this has become part of my lore now #“one of my rare straight ships” is part of my regular vocabulary now #oh also need to mention that they Canonically Dont Love Eachother Unconditionally Globox Cheats on Her Like Twice #Its like one of the most infuriating interactions ive ever had on this god forsaken app #anyway. thanks for reading #ask #rambles

[jinstronaut]

this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

#and i might do it again bc its just #a reminder that no one rly cares abt what i do / who i am etc #which might sound over dramatic idk how else to describe it tho its just hollow #it feels very much like a Chore and a Task and if i dont reblog things fast enough from my tag #people get very angry and/or upset with me even tho theres just #so much content and i have 0 time so everything gets queued no matter what #like this whole experience feels like a chore lmao #and it never ever used to #but now theres so much animosity if i dont behave / interact with things Properly #or whatever the make believe rules are idk #this dash can just be so negative like have we all truly descended into madness during this hiatus #bc like i get it ive been up and down and all around too but ive never been straight up MEAN to anyone in this community #and i never want to either so this entire situation thats been bubbling for months just feels like shit #bc what the fuck changed and how do we get back to where we were #i never ever ever ever felt this way before like idk the middle of last year #but ever since like last fall its just been idk. Bad #once again im sorry if ive ever done anything to upset anyone but my silence / absence doesnt mean i dont care #ive just been Incredibly busy due to some real life changes that are out of my control #i might not have energy to answer everything but i do Read everything and it does make me smile #and i save messages that are kind in my heart so i can be reminded of the root of what this blog is supposed to be #a space for something im very passionate about and previously had nowhere else to express said passion #so like idk if we all like the same things why does this weird feeling of competition linger over us lmao #why do all ccs have to fight???? each other???? when we all love and do the same things???? #i have nothing against anyone personally but what i Do take issue with is the way that ive been doing this since 2021 and im fully just #ignored and shoved aside by so many people for reasons i fully dont know or understand #so yeah idk this is a novel i just woke up from a spontaneous nap bc im so exhausted i can only stay awake for 3 hours at a time #but yeah anyways idk ! #be nice its so easy ! #tbd

[stranger2time]

So I posted a clip featuring the Revamped Astarion mod on my tiktok. And someone complained about his appearance 🤣

90% certain it was a cis straight girl 🤣

I'm sorry, but he's a beautiful disaster, and making him look accurate brings me joy. If you can't handle Astarion at his crust, then you don't deserve him clean. I love my little crusty man.

#I actually hate the way the straight women interact with him... but I'm not going to be vocal about or comment on their shit #i just hate from my corner and let them keep living their joy #i support the joy i just dont like how they talk about him #bg3 #astarion #red eyed pretty boy #the stranger has opinions #but for real #i like his normal look too obviously #i just think hes beautiful either way

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

i hope the tumblr girlies know about the fact that the handler was originally supposed to be in winter break. bc i don't think a day goes by that i don't think about it.

#ieytd #ESPECIALLY after the sort of interactivity we got in 3. and even 2 a little bit #to me its only a matter of time before they just straight up put him somewhere. and you can see him. #but. i feel like the second he's actually visible. he's going to immediately get hurt. or kidnapped or something. #but like. that would be fun so i guess i dont really mind that #also. 'rather than caring about their own goals' MY HANDLER *IS* MY GOALS GET MY MAN OUTTA THERE