when you catch the stray kids smoking!
Ⳋ.𐬹 stray kids x gn! reader. GENRE ! ˏ`crack, hc.
WARNING!!! well there's smoking, and some of the kids lie sauurr
BANGCHAN...
Doesn't smoke actual cigarettes.
Vapes instead.
When he was caught with it, he tried to act like it was a mouth organ instead.
His vape flavors are absolutely horrendous tho
Like bro got one that's organic and another one that's like spinach flavor or something because it's the safest.
MINHO....
Doesn't give two shits about getting caught to be honest.
Will try to flex his skills though.
Tries to make smoke rings in your face.
But fails and has a whole coughing fit while arching his back and hand on the waist with his tongue out.
CHANGBIN...
Yeets it off in the distance.
Tries to gaslights you into thinking it's a herbal vapor treatment for sore muscles.
tries to get away by saying the only thing that is smoking, is his body and love for u.
HYUNJIN...
Tried to smoke for the aesthetics.
Was like bro, 'I'm such a smoker.'
Was shocked to find out that you have to inhale the smoke.
Turns out he never smoked properly ever
So you're legally not allowed to reprimand him.
JISUNG...
Straight up denies that it's a cigarette.
Acts like someone has lied to him saying that it's some good stuff that will help him relax.
Feigns innocence and starts clinging to you.
Promises to never touch one again
FELIX...
Have you listened to his voice?
man sounds like he's a chain smoker from the past 5 lifetimes.
No one is going to be surprised if he's caught with one if we're being honest.
SEUNGMIN...
Blames it on Minho for being a bad influence.
JEONGIN...
He's caught the moment he holds his first cigarette.
Starts panicking.
Swallows the unlit cigarette whole.
Cries at night when he suffers from a stomach but refuses to come clean.
Clings to a pillar with tears rushing down his eyes to prevent you from dragging him to the E.R.
an... sometimes i get dumb ideas and i just have to write it even tho idk what to write and im feeling very delirious bc of the fever hahaha.
©ITGIRLGYU '23, feedbacks are appreciated.
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Stray kids mini-stories
Where you torture the love of your life with cold hands!
So, I had an idea AND I’M ON TIME! BE PROUD! I hope you like it lmao. The song on the roulette today is Hello stranger LMAO which you probably are to the boys after this prank
Perm taglist: @bunnychangbin
Hyung line maknae line (coming soon)
You walked into Chan’s studio. He was creating something and so he was distracted… perfect. You snuck up on him. Very easily. This man gets very into his work.
You carefully put your hands on his face from behind and he jumped with a little scream. It was hilarious.
He took off his headphones and looked at you, ‘why? What did I ever do to you?’
‘It all started one day, when a desperately sleep deprived man asked out a desperately touch deprived human,’ you laughed.
He sighed, ‘you’re lucky I love you.’
Minho was petting the cats. He was listening to music.
MY CHANCE HAS COME!
You walked into the room with your hands behind your back and you smiled at him. He squinted back at you then smiled at his cats.
This had you contemplating your life for a moment. This was it, you’d always come in 5th place after Sooni, Doongi, Dori and Jisung…
Anyway, you walked past him so you were behind him. You leaned down to kiss his head then as you brought your hands near his face, ‘I would rethink whatever you’re about to do. I know where you sleep and I’m vengeful today.’
Your smile dropped and you kept your hands behind your back as you straightened up and cautiously walked away.
Not today satan.
You walked into the gym after washing your hands with icy water. You saw Changbin before he would start working out and you walked up to him with a smile.
It was usually a little cooler in here because it would help with whoever was working out as they went on. It helped you plan that he was always cold before he worked out.
He took off his earphones as he saw you and he smiled brightly, ‘how was your work out?’
‘It was alright,’ you leaned in to give him a kiss. As he leaned forward, you held his face with both your hands and he jumped.
His face went sour, ‘you’re mean,’ he pouted. You laughed as you tried to kiss him again but he moved away from you, ‘I have no faith in you anymore.’
‘No! I’m sorry! I’ll make up for it!’ You whined as you chased him around the gym.
Hyunjin spent the whole day ignoring you. Do you know why? Because Kkami wouldn’t kiss him.
So, while your manz was having the breakdown of his life because his ‘child was going through a rebellious phase’, you decided this would be the best day for the cold hands prank.
You came to him while he was dramatically slouched over the sofa with his phone. Looking at Kkami every so often then sighing dramatically and ranting about how back in his day, he always kissed his parents.
You had to stop rolling your eyes an hour ago because you were getting dizzy. He looked up at you mid sentence and expected love from you.
He prepared for a kiss but then you held his face with cold hands… he screamed.
Full volume, bloody murder.
He somehow fell off the sofa and as he lay there, Kkami looked at him. He stayed still because he thought she was about to come to him… she didn’t. She side eyed him and left.
‘I’m going to die alone and unloved,’ he wailed on the floor.
A/N: Remember to like, repost, leave a comment! INTERACT WITH ME PEOPLE!
Minho laughs, ‘yeah, that’ll make them want you.’
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Stray kids as random things said in my gc
Felix:(at 3am) What are you doing up so mf late🤨
Chan: Are you monitoring me???
Chan: WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE HUH???
Felix: I’m baking
Chan: why are you baking at 3am?
Felix: mentally ill
Chan: Understandable
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*Han & Hyunjin fighting*
Hyunjin: HOW AM I A NERD
Han: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Hyunjin: BUT I’M NOT U ARE
Han: DO YOUR SCHOOLWORK NERD
Hyunjin: ONLY A NERD WOULD SAY THAT SO MY POINT PROVED U FUCKING NERD
Han: SHUT UP
Han: IF I’M A NERD THEN WHY AM I HOT?
Hyunjin: NERDS CAN BE HOT DUMBASS
Han: HA YOU CALLED ME DUMB THEREFORE YOUR THE NERD🤓
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Changbin: I will be flashing my boobs after I shower
Minho: @ me when it happens
Changbin: Say less
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when you punch the stray kids while yelling 'that's my wife!'
an: this is unadulterated shitpost and idk what spawned this but here you go bc i overshare on the internet and i need to find people with my kind of humor! also since i made a tumblr so im making this everyone's problem.
BANG CHAN
bro fist bumps you while holding a bloodied napkin to his nose, and as you know what they say about men with big nose. more space for the blood to gush out, so he has to be very careful in order to not ruin his brand new black shirt.
MINHO
asks to see your marriage certificate, will act like a pure boomer, and will not drop the act unless you compensate him with cold hard cash.
CHANGBIN
HYUNJIN
you dont even make a dent on him. steals your girls and leaves you on the dirty floor crying and rethinking your life choices.
JISUNG
he respects you.
FELIX
tries to punch you back. bends his back and jumps around you while making 'jab jab' sound with his mouth, misses and falls on the ground. gets up and immediately evacuates the place without looking back.
SEUNGMIN
you apologise to him sincerely
JEONGIN
he sues tbh. no discussion.
genuinely dumbfounded. gets defensive and tries to drag you to the security to show the footage that he did not hit on your wife even tho you explain to him that you're sorry and she's not your wife.
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