Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!
Jisung: *stands up* I will!
Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.
Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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Kidnapper: I have taken your kid hostage.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud and annoying one.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
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chan, picking up the phone: what’s wrong?
jisung: why do you always ask that? just because i’m calling it doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
chan:…
jisung: so anyway, can you come home? hyunjin joined a cult
jeongin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
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how i feel when i’m writing/reading/watching movies or series in english:
how i feel whenever i have to speak in english:
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this is so far the best thing i've seen today
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Jisung: *pulling at his hair* THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!
Chan: *sighs* Jisung, finding Minho attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight
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Minho, walking into the dorm with a suspicious bag:
Chan: What do you have?
Minho's bag: * meows *
Minho: Cocaine.
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