Steph: All I'm saying is that the women in this family clearly have better fashion sense than the men.
Jason: Hey! My costumes are cool.
Steph: I'll admit that the recent ones are sort of 'street chic' but the dildo helmet? Dick's pantless Robin costume? Please
Jason: If you call me street chic ever again-
Tim: Excuse me, but can we all agree that there should be at least three categories in regards to costumes? Men, women, and Dick the Discoqueen
Jason: Don't lump me in with your flaming Dorito wings
Tim: whatever panties mcgee
Jason: THEY WERE HOTPANTS
Tim: Was that really the best comeback you had?
Jason: [flustered] GIVE ME A MINUTE
Tim: You're gonna need more than a minute to explain that one
Barbara: [snorts] says condom head
Jason: There was nothing wrong with that one!
Steph: Just own up to your own bad taste, Jason, it's understandable. I mean, no wonder you originated both the dildo helmet and the condom cowl; your role model was Dick.
Jason: How DARE you imply-
Tim: Can the categories be "with pants" and "without pants"?
Barbara: So you put on some tights, big whoop. Doesn't make you any better than Dick the second over there.
Tim: Steph's Robin costume was basically the same as mine
Steph: [rolls her eyes] New York Magazine says that, surprisingly, 99% of Gothamites thinks the girl wore the tights better.
Tim: Well my new costume-
Barbara: Oh that's a bad move
Steph: You mean the dirtbrown one? It's proof that you never learn.
Tim: [offended gasp]
Duke: [walks in] what are you-
Steph: Oh! Duke gets a girl pass!
Barbara: We're talking about costumes. The good, the bad, and the, frankly, disturbing.
Tim: And the original Robin
Duke: Actually, I'd say Damian's is pretty cool.
Tim: [throws his hands up in frustration]
Steph: Oh, you're right, Damian can get a girl pass.
Duke: I always assumed that the ugly, weird ones were Bruce's influence showing
Duke: I mean, the original Batman costume?
Steph: YOU'RE RIGHT
Steph: New categories! "Bruce" and "not Bruce"
Jason: OH YOU HAD BETTER NOT-
Steph: Dick, Jason and Tim end up in the "Bruce" category on account of the hot pants, dildo helmet, condom cowl, and the Flame-boyant Wings on Ice.
Jason: [screams with rage]
Barbara: You forgot the-
Steph: I'm not gonna list all of Dick's fashion mistakes I have things to do today.
Dick: [in a defeated voice from his seat between Jason and Barbara] yeah that's fair.
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INDUSTRIAL PHOTOGRAPHERS APARTMENT
so uhh i wanted to try out all the moschino stuff.... still not a big fan of the pack overall but some of the build and buy items are really nice, i especially like the windows and that bookcase
anyway the items inspired me to make an industrial-ish style apartment for a photographer and their cat/small dog to live in!
i used 1 (one) piece of cc and its the computer from this set by @stefizzi
** apartments have to be saved as “rooms” so i had to remove 3 walls and one fence piece to save it properly,, so remember to build those walls back in when you place this apartment **
also you should place this apartment in 1312 21 Chic Street aka Penny Pizzazz’ apartment
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