#strippper deceit

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Janus: *holds up a pair of 8 inch shoes*

Janus: Alright, is this pair mine, Roman’s or Virgil’s?

Remus: Virgil’s. It’s got purple. You don’t own a purple set and Roman doesn’t like 8 inches.

Janus: Virgil, I’m borrowing these.

Virgil: Have fun.

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Janus: Remus.

Remus: Yeah?

Janus: Where’s the matching heel to this one?

Remus: You broke the left black shoe’s heel last month. Just use the left shoe from the white pair. They’re the exact same thing besides color and you have outfits that’ll match the split colors.

Janus: A genius. This is why we’re married.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Virgil, showing off his new boots to Janus at the club: Well, when I got these, Patton took one look at them out of the box and said “I don’t know how you won’t break your neck in those”.

Virgil: Like Dad, I’m a whole slut, please.

Remy, trying not to laugh while overhearing the conversation: Dad, please, eight inches is nothing.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Janus, showing Remus his new outfits for work: I mean, this one looks good, I think.

Remus: I think you look good in anything. Especially yellow, you look amazing in yellow. Like, holy Hera.

Janus: You just like looking at my ass.

Remus: Well, I mean, I can appreciate my best friend’s body while they look hot.

Janus: True, true. You’re the best best friend.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Virgil: *exploring the world in 7 inch heels like a baby deer*

Janus: Not easy, is it?

Virgil: I might have some respect for you.

Janus: I respect you too. Remus broke one ankle and sprained the other by this time when he tried to walk in them.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Roman, a brand new stripper on his first night: Virge, Jan, how do you guys stay positive?

Virgil: My anxiety calms down whenever men will pay me just to exist.

Janus: I like dancing, the fact that I can get paid for it just makes it that much better.

Roman: And your confidence?

Virgil: The shoes.

Janus: The ability to stab a man to death with my shoes.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Janus, in full stage makeup and outfit: *getting food from the kitchen before work*

Logan: Oh wow.

Janus: Listen. If you say you didn’t see me in full stage-wear, I’ll say I didn’t see the Crofters in your hands.

Logan: Deal but still, wow, you look good.

Janus: Why thank you.

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Thomas: I’ve learned better at this point but um...Why is Janus wearing 8 inch shoes? You’re literally taller than all of us right now. What could you possibly be making up for?

Janus: Uh, my job?

Remus: Yeah, he was on break and you summoned him so he’s still half work dressed.

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Remus: So, Jan, I heard you were out with Virgil last night from Roman. Did anything interesting happen?

Janus, dumping a his money bag on the floor to count: Um...maybe?

Remus: Unbelievable. Let me help count. Scooch over.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Logan: Janus, you must stop walking around in 8 inch heels, you’re going to break your ankle.

Janus: Logan, I routinely dance in these and I can run in them. I won’t be injured. Other people, though, I can’t guarantee their safety with me having these on.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Janus: Hey, Remus, help me up.

Remus: Oh greeeeeat, you’re either wearing nine plus inch heels or you sprained your ankle again.

Janus: No, just tired from working all night and I don’t wanna move by myself right now, but accurate assumptions, my love.

Remus: Cute precious tired husband. I’d help you up regardless but now I’ll carry you around and bring my tired hubbie to bed.

Janus: You work so hard taking care of me.

Remus, tucking him into bed: And you work hard all night, love. I’m happy to take care of you.

Janus: Cuddle time.

Remus: Of course it’s cuddle time, my poor tired snakey.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Logan: *getting into Remus and Janus’ car* What’s with all the singles in here?

Remus: We just robbed a bank!

Janus: No we didn’t, I just got home from work and Remus is very helpfully counting while I drive.

Logan: I’m not shocked. So anyway, you said jam was involved?

Remus: JanJan is taking us to get food before we go home because I didn’t cook and he’s too tired to.

Logan: Are you sure he should be driving?

Janus: Would you like to drive? Because I don’t trust Remus to drive while his mind is this overactive.

Logan: Sure, you take a nap in the back seat, I can make Remus carry you inside when we get home. Just tell me where you want food from.

Janus: What a gentleman. Remus, we’re keeping this boyfriend.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Roman: *kicks someone with his heels on*

Janus: Holy fuck, I’m proud.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Janus, hanging upside down on his dance pole: Remus, come here.

Remus: Yeah, babe?

Janus: *kisses him*

Remus: Hell yeah, I got a sexy Spider-Man kiss!

Janus: Help me down, I’m stuck.

Remus: Okay, babe. Don’t kick me this time. Not that I don’t like your shoes, I jus don’t like them implanted in my face. *holding him up by his back* Let go with your legs.

Janus: *lets Remus get him down and kisses him again when he’s back on the ground*

Remus: What a cutie of a boyfriend I got.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Thomas: Cute shoes.

Janus: Thanks, they’re for work.

Thomas: I think they’re pretty.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Roman, a new stripper: How do you keep everything organized when all the outfits are so small?

Janus, who has done this for almost a decade: Remus helps me sort things, first by color, then by costume vs regular outfit.

Remus, half awake on Janus’ bed: They all go in bags folded with the patterns on display. Then Jan has a separate dresser for all his outfits and there’s different sections in there that are color coded with two sections per color, front section and back section are the same color except with patterns. Front sections are regular outfits, back sections are costumes. His shoes get organized in their boxes by height and model and are stored in the spare closet.

Roman: Remus, help me organize! Please, please, please!

Remus: When I wake up. Gimme an hour and some coffee and I’ll have it down by this afternoon before you two leave for work.

Janus: Remus likes to organize when he’s having a bad day.

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