#strippper roman

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Janus: *holds up a pair of 8 inch shoes*

Janus: Alright, is this pair mine, Roman’s or Virgil’s?

Remus: Virgil’s. It’s got purple. You don’t own a purple set and Roman doesn’t like 8 inches.

Janus: Virgil, I’m borrowing these.

Virgil: Have fun.

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Virgil: *comes into the kitchen in 8 inch heels*

Roman: *comes into the kitchen in his favorite club outfit*

Virgil: I saw nothing if you saw nothing.

Roman: Deal.

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Roman: *talking about a creepy guy at his club*

Remus: I hope you know I would kill any men that touch you.

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Roman, coming home from work at 5am: Hey, bitch. I’m home from work.

Remus: Go the fuck to sleep! *throws a stuffed animal at him*

Roman: Dude, I’m just coming home, chill.

Remus: Go to bed then, glittery little shit. And turn off the light while you’re at it.

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Roman, a brand new stripper on his first night: Virge, Jan, how do you guys stay positive?

Virgil: My anxiety calms down whenever men will pay me just to exist.

Janus: I like dancing, the fact that I can get paid for it just makes it that much better.

Roman: And your confidence?

Virgil: The shoes.

Janus: The ability to stab a man to death with my shoes.

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Thomas: *summons Roman at night*

Roman, in full stage makeup and a big fluffy robe: What the fuck do you want?

Thomas: Oh wow, you’re pretty in makeup. Jeez, would I be that pretty in makeup? Dude, your makeup is amazing!

Roman: Thanks for the compliments but I need to get dressed for work so please tell me what you need so I can go get dressed.

Thomas: Oh um...we need a deciding vote.

Roman: I side with Virgil. Easy, simple, he’s going to be coming to work later so I’ll see him in about two hours and he’ll tell me what this was about.

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Roman: *kicks someone with his heels on*

Janus: Holy fuck, I’m proud.

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Roman, a new stripper: How do you keep everything organized when all the outfits are so small?

Janus, who has done this for almost a decade: Remus helps me sort things, first by color, then by costume vs regular outfit.

Remus, half awake on Janus’ bed: They all go in bags folded with the patterns on display. Then Jan has a separate dresser for all his outfits and there’s different sections in there that are color coded with two sections per color, front section and back section are the same color except with patterns. Front sections are regular outfits, back sections are costumes. His shoes get organized in their boxes by height and model and are stored in the spare closet.

Roman: Remus, help me organize! Please, please, please!

Remus: When I wake up. Gimme an hour and some coffee and I’ll have it down by this afternoon before you two leave for work.

Janus: Remus likes to organize when he’s having a bad day.

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First, I love your stripper au for tss, Second, in the hc, what does Patton do? You mentioned that he is a proud dad(and his own son makes more that him) but besides helping the others, does he do anything?

I headcanon that, in the AU itself, Virgil, Roman, and Janus are stripppers and Logan, Remus, and Patton have non-SW jobs. Logan in the AU is a chef, Remus is a vet, and Patton is a florist. In the AU Virgil also works as a clothing designer, Janus is also a hairdresser, and Roman is also an artist.

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So in the stripper!sides AU, we know about the incident with the heel. But... do any other ✨situations✨ ever happen? Could you tell us about them? Or write them?

There’s definitely been multiple incidents with broken heels. Usually with Janus but he’s always careful after the stitches incident.  Roman has a lot more issues with clients because he doesn’t know at first how to tell them off. Virgil has sprained his ankles far too many times.

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stripper janus getting hurt falling off the pole?

(How ‘bout a whole mini-fic)

Janus knew the second he lost grip, he was going to fall. He didn’t however, manage to get a grip back on the pole and he didn’t land on his feet like he’d wanted, he landed flat on his butt and he already felt his left leg bleeding from his right heel, which had broken off to make a sharp spike instead of a heel, cutting his calf open.

Thankfully, he didn’t think he looked too bad with his fall so he could keep going. He still had to finish the last of the three song set, though, so he didn’t use the pole for the last song and was careful to wave over Remy, a part of security, to get him backstage because his left leg, by that time, hurt like hell.

“You good?” Remy asked. Janus was busy pressing a washcloth from his bag against his left calf.

“Oh shit, you okay?” Virgil asked, prompting Roman, who was going out next to pause and look back at the trio.

“I’m fine. Bad fall. I made sure I didn’t get blood all over, don’t worry.” Janus assured them.

“Babe, that’s not the bar. Nobody cares about the blood, we care about you being hurt.” Remy told him.

“Should I tell the manager we need to clean the stage?” Roman asked.

“Do it.” Virgil told him. So Roman grabbed his hoodie and went out the side door and went for the manager to tell him about Janus’ injury.

“I’m fine, I don’t know why all of you are concerned. It’s just a little cut.” Janus assured them.

“Jan, it’s all up your leg. I’m surprised you didn’t cut the tendon.” Remy alerted him.

Oh. Janus looked down the back of his leg and, sure enough, his leg from next to his ankle, all the way up to the back of his knee and then from above his knee to his inner thigh in a curve were all cut up.

“Oh, I didn’t think it...” Janus droned off, busy watching Remy try to help stop the blood coming from his thigh.

“Jan, you look pale.” Virgil alerted him.

“I’m just...I’m just really dizzy.” Janus warned them.

“Hospital?” Virgil asked.

“Hospital.” Remy told him.

“I’ll take him. You make sure Roman’s okay. He usually gets all kinds of creeps when he’s working without us.” Virgil told Remy, pulling on his hoodie and a pair of jeans while Remy put a long sweater and shorts on Janus and took his shoes off to replace with his sneakers.

All Janus really remembered past that was waking up with stitches all up his leg and his three friends laying with him in bed, waking up still in the shorts and sweater but swaddled in his blanket and curled up between them.

Roman was behind him, Roman’s legs holding his own up and leaning it in a much more comfortable way than it would be in if he was laying alone. Janus couldn’t work for three weeks while he was healing and he had to get a new pair of shoes.

He ended up having almost seventy stitches and needed a blood transfusion. But he got to sleep cuddled between his friends every early morning so he couldn’t really complain that his three weeks were miserable.

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Uh- you dont have to do this at all if you dont want to, but can you make some stripper remus headcanons please? thank you! (i love love ur incorrect quotes btw!!!)

Remus always works days because he likes it to be slower.

Janus usually makes him food like the group mom he is.

Janus usually has a bath run for him by the time he comes home.

Remus hoards shoes, there is no organization. Yet he can organize Janus, Roman, and Virgil’s shoes immaculately.

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Janus, teaching Virgil and Roman how to be a dancer: Alright, try to climb up the poles in your heels.

Virgil: *does pretty well but ends up falling on his butt while dismounting*

Roman: *holding on for dear life because he doesn’t know how to get down from the very top of the pole and now he’s stuck*

Remus: Well, I mean. Technically, technically they did good for their first try on poles.

Janus: True. At least they’ve advanced beyond looking like Bambi in their heels.

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What are all the stripper!sides favorite songs to perform to? The question piped up randomly in my head and won’t leave now...

Janus:  Express by Christina Aguilera

Logan: Beat Drop by Simon Curtis

Patton:  Good For You by Selena Gomez

Remus: Would unironically poledance to his own song but also Fever by Adam Lambert

Roman: Buttons by the Pussycat Dolls

Virgil: Positions by Ariana Grande

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what about stripper roman?

*insert I’ve been waiting for this one meme here*

Roman has like zero confidence outside the club. He leaves and just boom, self-conscious while he’s in his car driving home.

He refuses to tell the others and meticulously hides his job because he refuses to allow the other sides to know. “What will they think of me lowering myself to this?”

Because he won’t tell anyone about his job, he does hide his money and tells them he made as much as they did while putting the rest away.

When Janus finds out about his job, (intense questioning of why he’s lying constantly) Roman expected to laugh, maybe degrade him or say he was actually worse than Remus.

But Janus just sat him down and asked him if he needed help, needed someone to talk to, even going as far as to offer to audition so Roman didn’t have to be alone.

This made Roman confident enough to tell everyone and he got showered with love and support and affection and his self-esteem got much better once he and Janus started working together.

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Oh my gosh! Not a collar! I'm sorry I typed the wrong thing!!! I ment a chocker! Like the band that goes around your neck as jewelry! I'm so sorry!

OH! It’s okay, just miscommunication! Many apologies for assuming you had ill-intent!

I think only Virgil would wear them regularly, Janus only wears tattoo chokers and only when he’s wearing something black and lacey, and we all know Roman has an extremely glittery one he breaks out on holidays.

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