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somesmartsmarties · 1 year
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I swear I have red shoes art ideas that aren’t meme redraws
Unfortunately for me those are easy to do so that’s what I’ll be doing in the following days probably idk
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power-up-girl · 13 days
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another one shot on the great smiling critters space riders au created by none other than the one and only @onyxonline
inspired by this post
...Crafty and her fear of spiders...
Everyone was peacefully enjoying their evening on board of the critters spaceship,
kicken and hoppy were sparing, bubba was analysing some data they got recently, bobby and piggy were off baking cookies, dogday was peacefully laying on the sofa while catnap was taking a nap while defying gravity by floating aimlessly,
But wait, where's crafty?,
Oh she was in her room the last time she was seen, she said that she wanted to draw something ,
Everything was going perfectly until...
a scream echoed through the spaceship, snapping every rider from their peaceful haze ,
Dogday who was laying peacefully , sprang on his feet like lightning, and catnap who was floating a couple of feets of the floor fell but landed on his feet,
Huh, guess cats do land on their feet after all ,
Bubba, alongside hoppy and kicken came dashing over, after a few seconds piggy and bobby came they had to make sure the oven was turned off, then dogday frankly asked,
" what's going on !?!, is everyone alright !?! "
He asked his crew,
" yes we're fine , are we under an attack!? "
Asked kicken,
" I don't think so , the sensors would have picked if any object was around "
Said bubba,
" we all heard a scream right ?? "
Asked piggy,
" yeah ,but who was it ?? "
Questioned hoppy,
// guys , guys, where is crafty?? //
Signed catnap, everyone immediately realised that crafty wasn't with them.., then there was another scream, and a call for help,
" HELP !!, GUYS !!, HELP ME!!! "
Yup that was crafty, they didn't think twice before making a run for crafty's room,
When they arrived they heard
" STAY AWAY !!, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!, HELP!! "
They knew crafty was a very capable strong lady and she being in trouble was never a good sign...
' she's in danger! , we need to act quick ! ' dogday whisper yelled,
' on the count of three !, one... two... three! ' dogday again whisper yelled,
bubba quickly opened the door, dogday and catnap rushed inside energy beams on the ready in their hands, followed by kicken and hoppy,
the others stayed at door to block anyone from escaping,
Crafty was standing on her table and she was shaking, but there was no one other than the riders... Kicken then spoke lowering his defense,
" there's no one here , where's the intruder? "
He asked , looking a crafty's shaking form ,
" it's over there !! "
Crafty said as she pointed to the other side of her room,
" we don't see anyone here crafty ! "
Said hoppy her defense still up,
" careful, the intruder might be using some cama flashing device "
Dogday warned his team as they all were on high alert,
// I can't sense anyone here //
Signed catnap, feeling uneasy,
" me neither "
Said hoppy,
" crafty are you sure there's is something or someone here ? "
Asked bubba,
" yes! , it was right there ! "
Said crafty , covering her head withe her hands ,
Then catnap went to the other side of the room and checked, but there was nothing,
" what did it look like crafty ?? "
Asked piggy,
" it was hideous! "
Said crafty loudly ,
" but there's nothing in this room! "
Yelled kicken,
" THERE'S A SPIDER IN THIS ROOM !! "
Crafty finally snapped,
And it was like everything stopped,
" wait so you're telling me, that you were screaming like you're gonna get killed, because of a spider?? "
Hoppy asked trying to remain calm,
" I was in danger!, there's a spider in my room!! "
// you mean this spider //
Catnap signed before picking up a small spider that was on the floor,
" Yes!!, look how big and hideous it is!! "
Crafty screamed,
At that moment no one could hold their laughter, well bubba facepalmed , bobby and dogday were trying to stifel their laugh because they are just so nice and kind, but they did laugh,
At least not like hoppy who fell on her knees laughing..
" WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?!, I WAS DIEING HERE!! "
Yelled crafty,
" it's - it's * wheeze * , we thought you were in real danger! "
Then kicken proceeded to continue his wheezing,
" who thought that the great crafty , whom everyone fears , is afraid of a little itsy spider !? "
hoppy was dieing cuz of laughter after she said that, crafty huffed angerly
Catnap took the spider to the garden they had and came back , still chuckling softly,
" come on cut it out guys, that's not very nice "
Said dogday, they did calm down after,
" sorry crafty, we found the situation funny "
Smiled piggy,
// yeah it's fine to be afraid sometimes//
Catnap signed, while floating slightly,
" we are sorry , here let me help you down "
Said hoppy as she extended her hand for crafty as climbed down from the desk,
" it's alright, I think I did overreact by screaming like that .."
Sighed crafty,
" nah it's fine!, we al get crazy sometimes .."
Said bobby,
" come on everyone!, let's enjoy some cookies "
Said piggy,
" yes!, cookies! "
Kicken cheered,
" let's go ! "
Exclaimed dogday, the rest nodded and smiled in agreement,
They spent their evening watching some movies and just chilling in general
| The end |
Hope you enjoyed!
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crysdrawsthings · 10 months
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After some consideration, I have some things I will be slowly doing over some time and this is as follows:
I will set up a side blog that would feature only my art, so people who don't care about my strong opinions on Skyrim Sexymen, froge memes or cat videos can still follow my art tomfoolery.
this blog will still be the main hub for whatever I have going on and everything will be reblogged here, naturally.
and I will, most likely, make a proper TES-themed sideblog at long last, so at some point there will be a dedicated place for me to yell about my cringe elves
This is not something I will be doing like, tomorrow, but this is something I definitely plan to do.
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snomsnobstomp · 1 year
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Lilac hc because he won third place and my friend liked him. 😀
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Heavy handed person, hits like a semi truck
Loves warrior cats and animal jam (plays with clover :))
Responds to messages with cats meme pictures
Not to fond of dogs, and any other animals in gen if it's not a cat
Above average height (6,8)
Has a God awful sleep schedule
Meows back to cats
Dislikes Hamilton
Would hate most of the people
Even if he finds a joke funny, he doesn't really laugh. Just go "ha😐"
Likes to wander at night
Listen to heavy mental and rock
Knows how does to goth makeup
Can do hand to hand combat, knows karate and stuff
His eyes are slanted and pretty emotionless
He always smell likes lilac but his emotion can change the smell, for example, if he is happy his smell will smell more fresh and sweet,but if angry it will smell like rotten flowers.
Is sometimes scare to eat and drink things because he is feared of being poisoned
Did a lot of bad things in the past so cookies are always after him
Never lets his guard down, even when asleep
Likes to play with sand
Not to fond of candy, but loves cookies, cake, brownies, etc
Has trust issues
Due to his childhood, it's hard for him to show love. He tries his best tho
Almost never get scared
Even tho he is strong and can win a fight against most people, violence isn't always his first answer
Eats cookie dough (I don't think of him as a cookie)
Started working for the Sneaky Sand Clan at age 12
Awful at flirting
Hates being yelled at
Loves hot weather
Hates rain
Excellent swimmer
Mommy issues (and daddy)
Can be clingy
Plays just dance with his friends but doesn't really dance and still wins
Does makeup
Doesn't really want kids in the future
Likes apple juice
Has a furry oc
Doesn't always wear his mask
Soft fluffy hair
First friend was scorpion
Killed at least 112 people
Lived on the streets for 6 years
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That's it, I don't like yogurt so I prob won't to him
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sainamoonshine · 2 years
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A list of my SWTOR alliance commanders, and the funniest thing that happened to them / that they did that turned into an instant Alliance meme
(Sorry for the long post idk how to add a cut on mobile)
Jedi Knight Ky-Andi (my main man!!)
The Alliance learned that he was dating Arcann via Koth accidentally walking in on them making out. He proceeded to yell at Ky-Andi for approx one hour twenty-five minutes about it, in the middle of the Alliance war room. Fortunately only a few of the top brass were around to witness it; unfortunately everyone else heard about the incident. To this day, the expression « to Vortena someone » means in Alliance parlance to take someone to task semi-publicly about something that is technically none of your business but also what the fuck dude.
Imperial Agent Mirfak
When they defeated Zakuul and the Alliance hosted the most buck-wild celebration party in the galaxy, Mirfak sat down in the cantina, leaned back in his chair, and fell asleep. After summarily checking that he wasn’t dead Kaliyo started making people pay five credits each for a funny holo with him (with various dumbass objects on his head, doodling on his face, etc) until Lana made her stop. The noise in that cantina was loud enough to make the floor rattle and my guy didn’t wake up until like twenty hours later.
Smuggler captain Jay Mercadi
Technically this happened before the Alliance, but Theron and Corso will never let her live it down. The first thing that Jay said when meeting Lana on Manaan was « oh no she’s hot » immediately followed by « I think I left my blasters on the stove » and then she turned around and walked smack into the doorframe. Now they are married and no one in the Alliance knows how she managed to pull it off (Jay included).
Sith Warrior Wolftamer
In this version of events she was reunited with Quinn much earlier, because Lana broke him out of jail before she organized her rescue from Zakuul. By the time that she met with Empress Acina on Dromund Kaas she was pregnant up to her eyeballs, and went into labour right after their shuttle crash, with assistance from a very rattled Acina. A couple of years later, pregnant for the second time, she showed up on Ossus and took over the « arrest » of Master Gnost Dural, intending to find a way to oups accidentally let him slip loose (saboteur style) when she went into early labour AGAIN so the Jedi had the very baffling experience of being captured by a Sith lord that immediately just started giving birth. He helped her out with that then felt bad for leaving. By the time she’s carrying her third kid people in the Alliance are making bets about the worst/funniest place she could have that one. Quinn is getting a stress ulcer on top of his stress ulcer
Sith Inquisitor Machiabel
She knits for stress relief, often very elaborate pieces. It is well known among her crew and later the Alliance that if she likes you she’ll give you some custom knitted piece (like a cat marking her territory she’ll make you wear her stuff) but she’s never nice about it, she’ll just pointedly put it where you’ll find it or shove it at you. A few months after recruiting Arcann she walked into the war room and jammed just the most absolutely butt-ugly hat on his head. It’s bright orange and it’s got pompoms. He doesn’t wear it, so she’s escalated to increasingly ugly and ridiculous pieces that she’ll ambush him with periodically. No one ever explained shit about it to him and to this day he is still confused. To the Alliance this is hilarious to watch because usually her knitted stuff is very pretty and tasteful, so they know she’s just being a passive agressive dick to him on purpose
Jedi Consular Anzu Sedimentes
One of the jedi-est jedi you’ll ever meet. Very quiet, zen, extremely irritating to talk to because he’ll unironically give you the whole semi-condescending jedi spiel about calming your emotions and being kind or whatever. People meeting that guy get the strong impression that he’s never had a stray thought or action in his life. Which is why it’s so funny when anyone asks him about his teenage years and he’ll hit them with « when I was sixteen I took too much spice and puked on a Hutt » or « oh yeah I’m wanted on Nar Shadaa for double crossing both a Hutt & a sith lord on the same day when I was nineteen ». No one knows if he’s pulling their legs about his insanely criminal pre-jedi past until the sith he crossed that one time joins the Alliance and confirms all of it. People are reeling. It’s chaos in the cantina
Bounty Hunter Aydelin
For a criminal who had worked with Gault for several years, she is incredibly gullible. To the point where it is generally considered in bad taste to troll or scam her because come on dude. You know she’ll believe you wholesale and then do the shocked pikachu face when you reveal none of what you just said is true. Surely telling her long elaborate stories that are all bullshit just to reach a punchline that’s a lame pun shouldn’t be funny anymore by now, right? Wrong. It is always funny, and she never sees it coming. Lana and Theron are exasperated.
Republic Trooper Pier-Paul Kirkland
Pier-Paul is an unassuming human man, very serious and professional military type. But the guy has lived through some though times when he was a kid so now he’ll just eat whatever you put in front of him as long as it’s technically edible. Aric Jorgan doesn’t gossip and besides he’d like to remove the worm incident from his brain, so no one knows about that until the moment where Hylo shows him a shipment of fresh fruits and vegetables one of their « legitimate suppliers » managed to get their hands on and she hands him an onion, at which point Pier-Paul bites into it, peel and all. He thoughtfully eats the entire thing while inspecting the shipment. That is the specific moment where all of the smugglers present realize that oh, there is something deeply wrong with that man.
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rieindiegames · 2 years
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AU type ask
LIs first meeting with MCs parents/viceversa how would MC first meeting with LI parents go?
😂😂😂 I'm going to assume this is in a bring your boyfriend to dinner type deal. LOL Ise meets Emperor K: Disaster. They're both strong personalities. I picture Callus Kaimana yelling at him like that lady pointing at a cat meme. Ise meanwhile, is completely nonchalant. Ise: "Your daughter is mine. Your validation isn't required." Y'know, before he magically mutes him to enjoy the rest of dinner. Since Seina's stepmother hates everything Callus hates, her reaction is quite similar. Ceres meets Emperor K: Canonically, Emperor K thought nothing of Ceres during their first meeting. He remembered him about as well as you would someone wearing a red hat and a red shirt in a sea of people wearing red shirts, lol. At the very least, he thought he was well-mannered but otherwise completely forgettable and irrelevant. Seina meets Ise's father: You know, I think he would've liked her, and welcomed her. He's about as loud and boisterous as Ise, so as long as she can keep up with that energy, I see good things. It may become a bit of a spectacle though since Ise would offer to cook dinner, and his Father would trust him to do it. Oops, hope you weren't too hungry. Seina meets Ceres's parents: They would've liked her too! 😂They'd be shocked Ceres brought anyone around though! The shock would last for a few minutes too. His mother would just be impressed anyone managed it, lol. His father would welcome her and then immediately dip into some spiel about his latest craft and want to pick her brain about inventions that'd improve the lives of Kaimanians. It'd be a loooooong discussion that dominates the entire visit to be honest, because she'd have a lot to talk about! Eventually they'd be interrupted by Ceres's mother telling them to eat more and chat less, so they can feed poor Seina.
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nulltune · 2 years
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&&. ‎@igniferous is not safe from the besties
i didn't rb a meme and u didn't send me anything but i love and just wanted to fill this out fot them okok <3
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texts the other memes at 3 am: hakuno!!!! but very out of context and very likely to be cats. wolf would probably be like "wtf is this". would like to think that infects him a lil bit tho! and the next time he sees a meme he's just -squints eyes- -tentatively sends to the moon menace girl- (wolf vc this is what she calls a "meem" isn't it 🤨)
tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: hakuno: "hey wouldn't it be fun if we-" wolf: "no." (she manages to drag him into it anyway)
is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: don't think neither of them would ever be Wasted(TM) but hakuno doesn't enjoy drinking so she'd appoint herself designated driver. i just imagine chilly drunk wolf in the passenger seat telling her some story while hakuno is :| but listening attentively actually. seems fine and dandy except hakuno's not the best driver and with the way she's driving, you'd think they're from gta pulling the biggest bank heist in the world (hakuno: this is a nice podcast -bounces up from speedbump but it unbothered bc she's too short to hit the car roof- -she would've gotten a concussion if she did-) (wolf: SVFKSG ok anyway- it was 428472 years ago when FEKGJSJFKSJFKDKFJ)
always has to host the impromptu sleepover: ok but i'm thinking wolf........ because hakuno would come over and wooooh oh hey it's real hecking late now! she's fine with going back herself (even though she's homeless actually) but hold on wolf's not gonna let her go into the dead of the night like that-- it's dangerous 😤 who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: don't think either would have one but!! i imagine hakuno talking abt it (unable to buy it tho bc she's penniless 😔 /hj) every now and then and wolf ends up getting one some day. he doesn't say it but hakuno sees that there's an account with her name on it already and she's just :0 !!
brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: hakuno would split the work between em! it's funner that say, she thinks (hakuno: nod nod.) so if she brings the snacks, he supplies the movie, and vice versa. it'd be so funny tho because it'd rlly show the difference between poor simple girl hakuno and rich boy wolf sjghdjg
is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: 🤔 i don't think they'd ever get into a serious fight but maybe wolf. .. after he says it hakuno's like "...we were fighting?"  Σ(°ロ°)
is the ‘ mom friend ‘: WOLFF ok hear me out!!! i just think he'd be like those seemingly very strict but actually caring mothers okok. also hakuno's good at taking care of others but not herself so, yes. wolf pls look after ur bestie thank uuu
calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: hakuno and she'd be so extra p l s ...... tosses pebbles at his window (if he has one) to get his attention and then starts singing happy birthday with the most flat voice everrrr. bonus: you know that one scene in kungfu panda 2? where po's yelling to shen but he's so far away shen can't hear him? if that happens with them i just know hakuno's chaotic enough to start climbing the damn walls to get to wolf 😭😭 (hakuno vc it's faster-)
is the better wingman to the other: somehow i feel like they both could be a real good wingman for each other :chinhands: it'd make for an interesting scenario tho!! i think it'd be vvv fun to explore >:3
‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: hakuno can kick ass so i think she might just be the strong in that aspect (tho i think wolf is pog at magic!!! iirc!) (...wolf teaching hakuno magic when? 🧐) but she doesn't choose violence okok-- she's the strong that encourages wolf to show more of his sweet side 😌
pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: wolf with a very big sigh after hakuno's continuous and not so subtle hints for him to sing ("do you want the next song?" "there's no need to be shy" "oh, this song seems like it'd be fun. want to try?") but it comes with the condition that she sings with him !! hakuno chooses drop pop candy and if wolf feels like he might die from embarrassment i would not blame him!
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inun4ki · 7 months
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死/// GUIDELINES.
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hello.!! call me taro. my pronouns are they/them, and i am 21+. i've been roleplaying off and on for many years. my waking life is busy, so i won't always be here. i have 5 pets (no cat-dog fights in this house) and a big family. i prefer writing original characters to canon characters. i live in ye olde us of a. there are two things in this world i can't live without: green tea, hot cheetos, and emotionally wrecked men. oh, and i'm nerdy as hell. if you have any questions or just wanna chat/plot, i'm always open.!!
✾ Blog
Content.
i don’t shy away from disturbing/gory/traumatic topics. i don’t see it as a moral failure to write it. however, i won’t write: minor/adult, graphic noncon, and incest outside of backstories and such. 
all triggering content will be tagged as ’____ /’, and erotic content will be tagged as ‘nsft /’. 
needless to say, this is a 18+ only blog. i will not interact with anyone under the age of 18, 21+ preferably.
the themes i will explore on this blog include suicidal ideation, murder, mass murder, multiple forms of abuse, mental health, personal growth, sacrifice, guilt, death, loss, toxic relationships, and more.
Posting.
all interactions are mutuals only.
i will take my time for serious threads. it may take me a few weeks from time to time to reply to a thread or answer an ask. 
i tend towards multi-para, but will do one-liners or simpler, shorter threads. 
i regularly delete my OOC posts. 
i tend toward inbox memes, so you may see more of those than other things. it's really just because i like to write drabbles most of the time.
Communication.
i’m just a little bit on the awkward & shy side and may have a hard time reaching out for plotting. what i do to mitigate this is generally interact with posts and send in icebreaker asks.
i’ll also reblog plenty of memes, post starter & inbox calls, and my interest check so that there’re always opportunities to get things going.
i love love love to talk about mashing our muses together, so even though it can be hard for me at first, i’m always down to chat
if there's an occasion i don't respond to a message, it's usually because i've fallen asleep, got hella distracted, forgot, am hyperfocused on replies, having health problems, etc. it's never deliberate. please feel free to nudge me.
Shipping. 
i love to ship, honestly. i am always down. if you think our muses would mesh well, by all means - please come yell at me! i probably ship it already anyway.
communication but mostly chemistry are needed for romantic shipping, as kaede is a bit of a pain when it comes to this - he’s only easy sometimes, and really the only way for him to 'love' your muse would be if they're just as obsessed with him as he is them.
there are a couple of things i do not consider shipping right off the bat. flirting isn't shipping. hell, i don't even think our muses boning a couple times is shipping. i don't consider it a ship unless we talk about it, basically.
toxic ships are super welcome! 
i do not ship minor/adult, except platonically as mentor-student or family.
every ship is in its own universe, disconnected from all others, and i do not treat any one ship as more important than another.
Verses. 
this blog is multiverse (working on the page), though jujutsu kaisen will be the primary.
i’m happily oc, crossover, au, and canon friendly, so if you want to do things in a different verse, i’ll make one if i don’t have one already! 
Godmodding. 
so long as we talk about it before hand or it advances the thread, i don’t particularly care about godmodding or powerplaying. it just has to make sense for our plot.  
kaede is strong, but there are others who are stronger - and crueler - and i won’t ignore that if the power scale is such. your muse can overpower mine? dope, they should, actually! besides, he’s a dex build. he’ll put up a good fight, but he’ll probably lose.
Drama/News/Triggers.
i block tags/posts.
if there’s something i don’t want to see, i will simply not see it, no matter what it is, be it the news, internet beef, or things that make me feel like ass for one reason or another. i don’t engage with any of that stuff; i have a personal blog for that sorta thing.
also, i do not have any written triggers & no tumblr post is going to send me down a spiral. i’ve been through a lot, but i’m a ‘power through it’ type, so even if i do see something, it’s ultimately whatever.
Kaede.
this is a small disclaimer.
i’m not caught up to the manga by any means, so there may be some things i don’t know or will get wrong - please let me know if something doesn’t gel quite right. 
please note that i put him together carefully so he wouldn’t interfere much with jjk’s main plot, though i’d be happy to plot something out. 
as kaede will ever be a work in progress, his about page is subject to change. all abilities and techniques are accumulative and an attempt at originality
i will apologize in advance for kaede being a complete brat at times, as he is a bit emotionally stunted and struggles particularly hard with forming solid relationships, be they platonic or otherwise. there's a lot of fear there for him.
Inunaki.
you’ll see mentioned in a few places something called ‘the inunaki incident’. it’s about the mid-point of kaede’s personal storyline, and is a hefty bit of mixed character development i’m saving for a later date - fair warning: i’m a big fan of tragedies. i do have a posted timeline for his life (mostly just summaries), and i will be going over parts of it in the future. ultimately, the plan is to answer the questions: do i have the strength to keep going anyway? is my sacrifice worth the consequence? was this unavoidable, or could i have done something to change it? how much guilt and responsibility can one person assume before it utterly destroys them? i have fun seeing how many different ways i can answer them. 
Credits.
i like to draw, sometimes a lot - but i am notoriously horrendous with most poses, so i end up using/relying on references - which i very ardently do not claim as my own. some poses i reference belong to kate-fox on dA, however i also use personal photographic references (pictures i’ve taken myself), anime/video game screenshots, and, on occasion, porn, as i cannot draw the human body or faces from memory (combined visual processing + memory issue). where i can afford it, however, i do commission artists instead - in fact, i much prefer it. all graphics were arranged by myself; likewise, kaede’s faceclaim belongs strictly to mangaka yanase seno. i also have commissioned art of him done by @okaerin, which serves as my current dash icon! icon borders by @paletterph
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Because I feel like I don’t say it enough:
If I’m responding to our threads, I like writing with you! I don’t waste time on interactions I’m not feeling. I may not send a lot of asks or something from every meme you post, but I like writing with you. If you’d like to interact more, please let me know that directly! I’ll never shame you for it.
If I’m chatting with you OOC, I like writing with you! Even if I don’t initiate the conversation (and I admit I’m bad at doing that: yell at me to work on this please), I like to hear from you! Even if it’s not about a particular thread. Maybe it’s a song that reminds you of our muses or a game/book/TV show/whatever that we’re both into. Or you’re sending me cute cat videos (I love cute cat videos. Other strong contenders: British scenery/food/TV/movies/TAKE ME BACK TO THE UK I MISS IT SO MUCH, Europe in general (but esp. France and Italy), It’s called FASHION look it up). 
Generally though, I try to determine how much you want to hear from me based on IC and OOC interactions.
If I’m mutuals with you, I like writing with you! See the first point re: responding to threads.
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aidensm8 · 3 years
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Ah yes, the snap
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buttfacemcgee · 3 years
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I now present the 3 best pics I've ever taken in my entire life
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soupbabe · 3 years
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Pillarmen w Chubby S/O
I've had Pillarman brainrot ever since I watched jojo, wanna write for them more but my ideas are very limited lmao
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~Kars~
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Just by your appearance alone you've piqued his interest, in his tribe plus sized bodies were rare. Probably only seen in highly respected elders
Strong believer in the thought that plus sized bodies radiated wealth and high social standing back then so confused on why thinner bodies are preferred now
He would want an s/o that represented power to some degree so he'd have a preference towards chubby people
Will drape you in the finest clothes that fit your frame perfectly and give you the most jewlry he could find
Probably would insult you if you thought of yourself as not deserving of Kars. Just calling you idiotic for thinking of such things, he's the one you'd never want to seek out comfort from
Would buy you expensive clothes that you would feel more comfortable in and not in the more revealing clothes Kars often suggests you wear
Loves to have you in his lap, doesn't matter if you need to leave to get something, he will keep you close to his chest
If he has you in his lap while he is working on anything and he gets frustrated, he'll just casually squish your thighs with his hand. He enjoys the plush feeling it has
~Esidisi~
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His first reaction to you is teasing the living hell out of you. Nothing truly malicious, it's just him pinching your chubby cheeks and talking to you as you would with a baby
" *squish* Awe look at the cute baby with their cute chubby cheeks I could eat you up~"
Try to retaliate by yelling at him to stop, biting his hands, etc and he'll laugh then stop teasing you for a while
I don't see y'all cuddling for the most part just because he's uncomfortably warm, you know?? He makes it up with comforting words that'd boost anyone's confidence though, commonly comparing you to a deity
Loves picking you up a whole bunch! If you were to freak out over it, he'll just remind you that to him you weigh nothing and he could carry you nonstop without feeling any kind of strain
Also if you wanna know he definitely likes to carry you around like the long cat meme
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Complements your ass a lot. He would walk by and slap your ass playfully and if you were to say anything, he'll just be like "What? It looks good today, had to give it the appreciation it deserves!"
~Wamuu~
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I'll be honest he might underestimate/disregard you based on your soft and fluffy apparence at first
It's only when you prove your strength and he sees you being able to withstand hard hits easier he pays more attention to you
Finds it amusing that you're a fierce sparring opponent under a teddy bear like facade
Have a feeling he'd baby you a little bit, making sure he didn't push you too hard and would not forgive himself if he were to accidentally break any bones
Silently enjoys the difference in body types between the two of you
After a hard day of training, he is in bliss when he gets to just lay his head on your tummy and enjoy how soft it is
Enjoys tracing your stretch marks so much
The kind of guy to give small kisses to every part your body to prove how much he loves you when you have those bad days
~Santana~
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This man just saw 'soft' and latched onto you
Will carry you around everywhere he goes, just making sure you're safe and definitely not because he adores the feeling of you up against him
Will bring you constant gifts and hunts various animals for you to enjoy
Will be observant on making sure you're eating what you should and not going into any unhealthy behaviors because of any insecurities you might have
If anyone talks shit they're getting absorbed end of story
Doesn't matter if the rude comments don't effect you, he will set you in his lap, wrap his arms around you, burying his head in your neck while just mumbling "perfect"
Another pillarman to enjoy the body type difference, definitely sees it as another reason to protect his s/o
If you get him to cuddle he'll just poke your tummy occasionally, he means nothing bad about it/doesn't tease you about it, he just finds it really amusing and keeps him focussed for hours when he can't sleep with you
,,,,like a cat toy
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the gang plays amongus. go
i have played amongus exactly once and it was over a year ago so my knowledge is a little rusty 😭 but here we go!!!
amongus with the gang is a very intense experience. in that they literally solve crimes on the daily and are very used to extracting information and figuring things out, so each round is just this very heated cat-and-mouse game where the accuser is just as good at presenting evidence as the accused is at refuting it.
velma is naturally the reigning champion out of the gang and proud of it, but is continuously being challenged for this title by daphne. what if we had an enemies to lovers arc in amongus and we were both girls
the colours they play as are self-explanatory. but in terms of hats, fred wears the goggles, daphne wears the knight helmet, velma wears the beanie, shaggy wears the cowboy hat and scooby wears the fried egg!
(i also feel like velma unironically kind of likes the crewmate designs and finds herself absentmindedly doodling them in her notes often)
fred’s favourite part of the game is the tasks, to the point where if he is the impostor he will just sabotage and fix them over and over again for the whole round instead of actually killing anyone
shaggy likes the game mostly for the irony and memes surrounding it, but both he and scooby just enjoy the social aspect of playing the game with the gang, as heated as it can get at times.
daphne always gets the wrong person ejected because she gets a very strong Hunch™ about who the impostor could be. she then influences others into agreeing with her, and one ejection later the hunch is wrong. every time.
meanwhile scooby always seems to know who it is to the point where it’s uncanny, but he stays quiet or refuses to elaborate upon his accusations so nobody believes him. he just doesn’t want to see his friends sad because they lost :(
at the end of the day they all know that it’s not too serious as it isn’t an actual case, so they can goof off and have fun playing together even with daphne repeatedly yelling “VELMA I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW YOU VENT”
enjoy this bonus that i really just sat down and drew
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I apologize if this is an odd question but I'm curious. How did you get into Danny Phantom as a fandom? And what kept you around?
I didn't get into the Danny Phantom fandom. Danny Phantom got me into fandom.
Danny Phantom was my favorite show growing up, and I would still revisit it every couple years even as a teen. I liked playing around with what-ifs for the show in my head, just without knowing other people were doing that too.
When I was like 14, I knew the concept of fanfiction existed, but all of my exposure to it had been "it's all terrible Mary Sues and Self-Inserts." This was before fanfiction.net let you sort by anything beside most-recently-updated.
Then somehow (linked through something?) I found Lab Rat. and my angsty little 14 year old eyes were opened. There was GOOD fanfiction and it came with a metric fuckton of angst? (The very first piece of fanfiction I tried to write was a Lab Rat sequel, it just never really worked). This also led me to discover Cordria and I was hooked.
On a whim, 14-year-old me decided to throw my hat in the ring, and I wrote a gracelessly angsty 80,000 word DP fic based on a Cordria one-shot. It wasn't originally going to be 80,000 words. It was just a chapter or two I'd banged out as a Word doc sitting on my computer that I decided to post, and I was so starry-eyed seeing a handful of people engage with it that I kept going.
Then I kinda chilled for a year or two. In the meantime Phantom of Truth started publishing, which just reinvented all of my standards for everything fanfiction. That fic was extremely formative for the kind of angst writing I like to do.
When I was 16-ish (around 2013), I got back into another of my "rewatch Danny Phantom every couple of years" cycles. This time a friend had recently been trying to get me to join tumblr (not for fandom, just for tumblr), so I had the idea of checking if there was any kind of DP fandom on tumblr. Lo and behold it WAS and it was extremely active.
@kikaiz (ectolime at the time) was spear-heading a lot of the content. For a few weeks I was just silently scrolling the tag and her blog, until I had something I wanted to say about Ghost Speak so I made a blog to chime in.
It was just a really excellent fandom environment to jump into? Tons of fresh ideas being worked through, and always super collaboratively. Someone would coin something, and then a bunch of artists and writers would jump in to contribute. I hadn't written anything in a while, but decided to dust that off and join back in, which was a great time since there was so much interaction and back-and-forth (and a lot of yelling when angst was involved). Ghost Speak. Ghost Hunger. Lancer angst. Bloodblossom headcanons. Dannyversary prompts. Phanniemay. Everything was super interactive and super collaborative and a lot of fun.
It's actually kind of surprising how... uniquely good it is for that kind of engaged fandom experience? Many other fandoms I've dabbled in have been much more stand-offish, or isolated, or focused too much on canon or too much on shipping, or have only a handful of people producing all the popular content that everyone else silently consumed, (or one side of the fandom gets mad at the other side and tries to rip them apart by the throat not that thats ever happened to me nope. three year hiatus whom?).
I kinda come and go in the Phandom, and I think the Phandom itself waxes and wanes through periods of activity, but the fact that it's still going strong is amazing, and in a pretty similar spirit just with different darlings now (Wes, focus on the Casper High kids, Wes, cool redesigns, Wes). I definitely fell out for a period of time when things got super meme-y since that's not really my style, but I'm basically a cat, just leave the door unlocked and I'll wander in and out at my leisure. There's just such a hard-hitting passionate creativity that Phandom people throw into their content and like, nearly every day I see something new cross my dash that just slaps me across the face.
Also a ton of my closest, long-time friends are people I met through the Danny Phantom fandom way back in the day. As I'm typing this I'm watching Discord notifications pop up from the author of Lab Rat talking about her fish tank, all very full circle!
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"catmen" more like tuxedo yoongi https://twitter.com/chaoticmanek/status/1485760018465144832?s=21
come on, man, (cat-man!)Yoongi would not waste good whiskey!
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"What is this?"
"Alcohol."
His velvety pointed ears perked with interest. He leaned over the glass and sniffed it. You pulled it towards you and took a whiff yourself, flinching at the strong scent of whiskey. Damn. Did your dad think you were going through a quarter-life crisis or something? (Give or take a couple years... yeah, of course, at this rate of you thinking about drinking this late at night, you'll definitely live a long time, kek.) The note had simply said, to my daughter, for bad days Shooky can't fix. P.S. Don't give it to the cat, kekeke!
Yeah, well.
Little did your dad know the cat he was referring to was now a (disturbingly hot) man.
"Let me try."
You blinked at him. "I... I don't know... You've never had alcohol before. This is hard liquor. You might not be able to handle it."
Min Yoongi, (sexy, oop, you did not just think that, yes you did) sexy cat-man extraordinaire with his rumpled black hair and dismissive gaze, cocked an eyebrow.
"I can handle you. You're much more difficult than alcohol."
"...?"
You stood there, glass in hand, unmoving, your two overworked brain cells working fiendishly hard to comprehend what the hot cat-man just said to you.
(Processing...)
"... Urk!"
Now, wait a damn minute...!
Before you could start yelling (Yoongi's least favorite activity you seemed to enjoy partaking in), he snatched the glass out of your hand and downed the shot.
"Y-Yoooongi!"
You flailed about like a caught fish or perhaps more like a furiously wiggling blue bird (a parakeet to be exact), blurting out his name in a shocked, aghast tone.
"Oh my God, are you okay?! Do you need water? Some lactose-free milk? A whole chicken? Do you feel sick? What if you have to go to the hospital? Do I take you to the human hospital or the animal hospital? What if the government finds out and takes you away from me, it could be considered animal cruelty letting your cat drink hard liquor, oh fuck, what if I go to jail, I can't go to jail, who will take care of you, I have to call Seokjin, wait, no, he's fucking useless in an emergency, uhhh, well, he lives in a different city but I could call Jung–"
Yoongi put the glass down on the counter and inspected the bottle of single-malt whiskey your father had sent you (out of the kindness of his heart or because your dad thought you were hilarious when tipsy, you decide). Meanwhile, you spiraled into overthinking and confusion, much to the surprise of absolutely no one.
You froze again as Yoongi poured himself some more.
Now.
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.
Your jaw flapped uselessly witnessing his calm demeanor.
"You... You're fine."
His long fingers picked up the glass again and he seemed to finally notice you, providing you with a very helpful blank look.
"Mhm," Yoongi purred coolly as he sipped.
P...
Pardon?
Sorry, sorry, was your cat not only an incredibly attractive man, but also a musical genius and had nerves of steel? What next, he's even a goddamn heavyweight?! (Probably.) Shouldn't there be a cap to how hot a (cat)man can be?!? (Naur, no cap.)
What da fuck???
Now you were gawking at your cat-man sipping whiskey in your kitchen. Tousled black hair, glowing fair skin, twitching black cat ears and curiously swishing sleek cat tail, drinking with ease, the image akin to a rich-and-famous K-pop idol with his tall frame wrapped in pink silk pajamas (paid for with your credit card). Surely this has never happened in the history of this multiverse, ever, surely.
Yes.
Surely.
(Bet.)
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A city away, long-haired, ash blond, disturbingly hot Jeon Jungkook sneezed. Bruh! Right in the middle of his daily meme browsing, an activity which occurred at least ten times a day and increased a hundredfold when he had responsibilities that he did not want to be doing (mood).
He blinked rapidly, confused as to who could possibly be (respectfully) thinking about him so late at night.
Hm...
What a mystery.
Oh well!
Jungkook shrugged and went back to his phone.
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yes, I did reference the Jin bird meme XD YOOONGI?!
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Hi! I love everything that you write and heh I am a fan! 😄 tbh this is my first time requesting something on Tumblr! If you don't mind and if I am not being a bother...can you write about how the guys would react If MC suddenly starts making meme references? I don't know how I got the idea but I am REALLY curious. And love you! :D
Hiya! Tyvm for the kind words, and apologies that this took a while! I hope you have the chance to enjoy it regardless ❤️❤️❤️ Love you too, sweet pea! I promise to get to the next request you’ve sent ASAP~
Aight but this would be hilarious because the range of the reactions is just ungodly. I will be putting this under a cut after Napoleon so I don’t clog up everyone’s dash, but all the suitors are included below otherwise! 
Comte is the one that recognizes a few, but didn’t really stay in modern times long enough to be as well-versed as a Gen Z kid might. Regardless he finds the wittiness and absolute chaotic fuckery to be delightful, and will 100% support the harmless nonsense. It never fails to get a laugh out of him
Mozart that first day be like: “Buzz off MC I hate you” MC, because she likes swinging bats at wasps’ nests: “Well that’s not very cash money of you” Mozart: ?????????? Comte, giggling in the bg like the secret fae he is This one’s just because I’m petty, but after the events of Comte rt I just imagine them encountering Vlad again and MC’s just “I lived bitch.” while Comte is flipping him off behind her lkjahgkjhdsg
Comte @ Leo when he finds the latter under his desk: Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.  MC: wheezing from the hallway as she’s about to give him his letters
MC: So how was your day, honey? Comte: Good, good--briefly had to go beastmode upon the punk that pilfered my lint roller MC, biting her lip to keep from laughing: So does Leo still have his kneecaps? Comte: for now.
Comte, @ literally anyone upsetting the MC: I won’t hesitate, bitch
Comte: Be careful with my emotional baggage, it’s designer
MC: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds Comte: My arms are strong, I would catch and hug you
Leo and Dazai are the ones that don’t have a single reference point but are filled with so much dumbass chaos energy that they just. Understand immediately???? Nobody knows how or why, but they just catch on so fast--adapt the language in a matter of weeks. Never underestimate the power of combined boredom, depression, and humor
I swear to god I just see MC taking them their Blanc/Rouge and being like “here you go sir, one enslaved moisture” and they just go fucking hog wild from day one. MC starts impersonating Theo when he leaves the room around Dazai, like fake deep voice “you all only hate me because you do not like me and I am mean to you. grow up.” Or like the MC meets a baby on her travels with Leo around town and she holds them and says v seriously and sagely “So you are Baby? I have heard tales of your exploits.” and Leo about loses his shit right there. They both think MC is the funniest person alive--they’ve never been more eager to throw a ring at someone in their entire life.
Also a bonus for my beloved Dazai:  MC, facing even the slightest inconvenience (like dropping her fork) in the most dramtic voice possible: Life is not daijoubu. Dazai: wheezing
MC, after watching Theo turn down a woman at the bar in the meanest way possible: bro quit letting the darkness consume you u r scaring the hoes Dazai, literally rolling around on the ground, half-drunk and dying:
MC, walking alongside Dazai and stopping to stare at her reflection in the River Seine. Dazai’s expecting some sad or twisted shit, since people often feel comfortable talking about those things around him, but instead she just: “Oh, it’s you. The source of all my problems.” And he about falls into the river from shock HAHAHA
At this point don’t be surprised if his next book is about an absolute madlad woman similar to MC
Napoleon finds it to be a delightful quirk more than anything? He doesn’t really understand it, but he finds it funny when they change their voice for effect or speak in exaggerated tones. If it’s just comprehensible enough for an outsider to understand--or Sebas gives him context--chances are it’ll send him into a laughing fit
For this one I just imagine MC singing that Ratatouille meme song obnoxiously bad while cooking, and Napoleon and Comte are just so wildly amused by it bc it makes zero sense and it’s only vaguely French at this point
MC @ Napoleon while they’re cooking brunch: Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
MC, conflicted because she’s tired and wanted to sleep in but also got to see Napo’s cute sleeping face for a few hours: For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5AM on the day I can sleep in. Sebas: Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy, and wise MC: early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch Napoleon: laughing in agreement
Isaac is the type to be bewildered and concerned at first (especially when he hears the more nihilistic ones hoOOOoooOO BOY) but eventually begins to understand it’s some bizarre attempt at humor (that hurts Zack baby). While some part of him laments that it reminds him of Dazai and he’s secretly jealous of how she and Dazai bond over it, he will sometimes join in the chaos when the mood strikes him and he’s feeling mischievous
Isaac: How are you feeling? MC: Oh, I’m not Isaac: seconds from dialing 911 Isaac: Are you okay? MC: Oh yeah dw I just suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like you’re an angry serial killer Isaac: say sike rn
Isaac, tutoring MC and correcting something:  MC, muttering while redoing it: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math. Isaac: unable to help a laugh
One time MC was avoiding Isaac for fear of hurting his feelings and he just confronts her like: Isaac: back by unpopular demand, me! What’s wrong, MC pls MC was so hecking proud of him
Isaac, telling MC about a recent discovery he learned at uni from another professor: bones typically heal stronger after they’ve been broken--so long as they’re set properly, of course MC, looking him dead in the eyes: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful? Isaac: please do not, no
Mozart and Jeanne are just. Totally lost. Why are you talking like that??? Why are you making “crab hands”???? They don’t understand. Maybe never will. They reach a point where they just kind of laugh and shake their heads, endeared by the oddity after they’re used to it and have determined it isn’t a threat/insult. 
MC: It’s a cold and it’s a brooooken, Waluigi. Waaaaluigiiiii...waaaahluigi..... Mozart: surprised, then starts snickering and playing along on the piano
Arthur, asking MC very personal questions out loud because he is an idiot sometimes: Soooo MC, are you a top or a bottom? MC: I’m a threat. (If he asks a second time, the response will be “Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.”) Jeanne, fighting a smile:
MC, about to punch an asshole: Your free trial of being alive has ended Jeanne, seconds from laughing for the first time in 100 years:
Also, because I genuinely can’t help myself. You know that knight meme like “Parry this you fucking casual.” I cannot stress enough that it is literally the personification of Jeanne’s entire character. I’m not even joking.
Arthur and Shakespeare are utterly fascinated by the rapid evolution of wordplay and the sheer hilarity. They will ask all about these so-called “memes” and ask for examples of them if MC can show them (either somehow accessing her phone or drawing them). MC draws Arthur the knife cat meme and he about a s c e n d s at the hilarity of it all, points and yells THEO IS HOLDING THE KNIFE. He is correct. They will be delighted and follow along eagerly, and--god forbid--will make their own based on late 19th century struggles.
Is this where Shakespeare got the idea for “What, you egg? stabs him” and “You are a saucy boy.”? I’m too scared to ask. Don’t even get me started on “The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.” That one is just too on the nose...
I can’t even imagine what would happen to Shakespeare if MC like translated vines and memes into Ye Olde English around him. Imagine she’s at one of those noble balls and hears rumors of these two guys living together and they’re so obviously gay and he says “And those gents w’re roommates.” And in the most false surprised tone ever MC just replies “oh mine own god, those gents w’re roommates.” Imagine having a wife that’s just as hilarious as you are and hits you with all the force of a bag of wet mice every time you speak in retaliation, he’s going into palpitations.
Every time Arthur does smth stupid MC just: “I Pretend I Do Not See It.”
Vincent is tickled pink by MC’s penchant for finding joy and/or amusement in nearly everything they do, and he smiles gently when he sees them muttering and laughing to themselves. He wants to be able to join them in what they love, but he has a harder time following along and understanding the darker humor sometimes. Mostly gets confused??? Please give him the easier ones to mimic and laugh when he tries--or just include him in your jokes MC. He’s babie your honor...
But he also. Will not. Stand any kind of self-deprecation or borderline verbal self-harm. He’s usually very easygoing and calm, but for whatever reason that stuff makes him go deathly quiet and upset.
MC, after something goes horribly wrong, hugging Vincent: Oh Vince, we really in it now Vincent: giggling a little despite his worries, relaxing
MC: Theo stop simping for Vincent that’s my job
MC, when Theo leaves the room and she gets Vincent all to herself: The evil is defeated.
MC: And this is where I would put my will to live...if I h a d one! Vincent: ;-; MC: oh shit, oh fuck, I was only kidding Vincent wait (MC was subsequently lectured and loved on for many hours)
Theo is conflicted because on the one hand, he loves to see you smiling and having fun. On the other, you’re clowning as hard as Dazai and Arthur and he can only handle so many monkeys in his circus. Most of the time he will roll his eyes and be the straight man of this comedy, but you might find him cracking a smile--or accidentally letting a chuckle slip past his lips now and again.
MC, after meeting Theo: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.
Theo, those first days: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? MC: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Theo: Every time I ask MC to explain “vibe check” to me she hits me with some kind of improvised weapon
MC, after the “incident” (you know the one): This year, I lost my dear lover Theo Theo, in the distance: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD! MC: ;-; sometimes I can still hear his voice...
Sebastian is last because oh boy. OH BOYYYYY I LOVE HIM. Okay so the way I see this happening with Sebastian is just. So wild. Because at first he’s t r y i n g so hard to be the proper butler man. He does not meme. But then he starts to drift closer to what Niles from The Nanny was, where he’ll quip and joke in private or when the situation is just beyond the amount of absurdity he can handle without making a snarky comment. Everyone in the house can’t fathom how Sebas and MC got so close so fast, but there are points where they’re just “Are they even speaking English anymore???” It’s 11 times funnier than normal because Sebas almost never smiles or laughs when memeing, the deadpan quality of his playing along sends MC every time
Has ABSOLUTELY said “HEY. PANINI HEAD. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???” jokingly when MC made a mistake in the kitchen. They laugh about it for y e a r s
MC: I can’t date someone who keeps a lamb as a pet, that’s so weird Sebas, brushing Lotte in front of MC: MC: MC: Okay, I will make an exception because she looks very polite
MC and Sebas, fully aware of the fame some of the men will reach in modern times: We will watch your career with great interest.  (I s2g that’s like half of Sebas’ rt right there I’m crying)
Sebas rt with Lotte be like that 500 dollar Mareep meme: “sometimes a family can be just a boy, his gf, and their 500 dollar two foot tall Lotte”
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