#studeng

[gerrikellmansbitch]

listening to the secret history audiobook and writing an essay on regional dialect . ah college

#the secret history #college #english lang studeng #english language

[goldenguillotines]

oooo Ehkkoh is for SURE the trope where he's the pretty boy who work at a cafe/bar.. but turns out to be REAL twisted

#like hes probably a part time medical studeng #just got into schooling a little too late #now that hes learning hia fascination with medical stuff like that is off the rails #he actually tries to make himself the 'vulnerable stupid bronze' so he can literally #quickly flip the script and go to town on highbloods/seadwellers especiallg #he likes trolls who seem to never perish.. they are the most fun :) hes like.. lemmie see.. #teef #no i will be normal about it //keeps my immortal bitches away// #i also think hes got some wacky capabilities? #like idk how to describe it but.. #it probablg has to do with either; being able to see someone like an xray OR.. he can manipulate his bones. #i think hes probablg a bit on the strong side genetically?? so hencan :] get at dem high bloods #hes got a funny personality tho when hes being normal #Ehkkoh my beloved //pats his head #idk endeared to my freak

[thevirgincherry]

I like Death Island leon the most so most of my scenario will be about him hheheheh. Also sorry for long asks..i have no one who i can share deranged stuff with.

DI leon who just retired and move in a plain ol apartment to live a somehwat chill life . Unbeknownst to him , his neighbour , a shut in college studengs falls in love and begins to stalk him, it starts out normal, her following him on his morning and evening walk, taking pictures everytime he stops to pet a stray cat or dog, keep in mind the stalker is soooo pathetic, and leon notices it right away because duh he is an ex agent, recon work is his forte, but he allows it, he is not even alarmed (he might even likes it lol) , he is more stumped that a young girl could be obsessed with him because he is old and all. So he lets her do all the normal stalker stuff, he leaves his clothes in the coin laundromat ? Oh yeah she is stealing a boxer or two, maybe an underwear, to the point leon buys those cheap underwears to keep the stock coming, oh she somehow managed to break into his house? (No , he just left it unlocked for her but he likes to make her think she is smart), oh she puts cameras in his apartment in supposed sneaky places? He is finding every one of them so easily, even go as far to masturabate and strip in front of one of them, he quite likes his audience.

Cherry (heh get it?) on top of it all , he just decides that her watching him masturabat from her cameras was not enough so he just gets up and break into her house and fuck her stupid, because why not? Theres a willing virgin pussy waiting for him. Ensues some degarding dirty talk.

(Basically i like the idea stalker turned into the victim muahhahaha)

…. I LOVE UM stalking where the victim is also a freak! leon could break into her house and she wouldn’t even bat an eye, would make her so happy.. like hello that’s the highlight of her entire life! handsome man wants to fuck HER? also mmmfndndnfj di leon being a fucking cocky tease n jerking off in her view… STRIPPING?!!?! lock him up..

#inbox 💌 #I LKVE THIS :3 #tw stalking

[nicswhuut]

Huhu badly want money but I don't want to be a working studeng again :((((

[ethicallysourcedhumanmeat]

Everyone when yhe first years are like 'we have no idea what to expect, no one tells us anything"

'Rude We are working so hard and being so transparent"

the transparency in question: not updating volunteers on meetup spots.

*telling us venues that according to google don't exist instead of giving us addresses.

*We get 1 week notice on gigs. teacher volunteers giving us mandates that grading teachers haven't approached. *the one studeng older than me both contradicting hard confirmed information bc a teacher who is on sick leave said something in January.

*Same student being woowoo its fine this is just how music works speaches when people are like rightfully saying hey why was this not updated

[vanikolya]

Exuse me? I sent a request about a month ago. I was wondering if you didn't get it, cause i think that requests were open back then? Do you want me to send it again or if you want to attend to something else, that's fine too. I'm just cheking.

its likely i did get it! I've been very busy recently (im a studeng :( ) and not checking this blog properly beyond making little posts and reblogs- thank you for bringing this to my attention as i kinda forgot to update about this oops

feel free to resend your ask if you want to make complete sure i have it, ill just answer one of them when i get round to writing more!

[run2u]

film has been so fun lately cus we're doing the studeng request unit so all the movies have been good ones

#im like excited for tmrw like what r we going to watch #thats nvr happendd

[study-van]

02.03.2020

I’ve recently read Balzac’s Lilly of the Valley and surprisingly really enjoyed it. Also a cool photo from Berlin, my friend managed to capture!!

🎧Alec Benjamin, Let Me Down Slowly

#studyblr #studyspo #studeng #student #bookblr #books #adelinestudiess #heypat #poohbuds #heyworld #serendistudy #elleandhermione #heyfox #mine

[radiorenjun]

I'm contemplating my life decisions and suddenly my mind went "KAKEL KETOS RENJUN THOUGH???" AND MY FIRST REACTIOM WAS

#the way id be a pick me if that man became my kakel #DEADASS LAOSHI WOULD PRAISE HIM FOR SPEAKING FLUENT MAND 24/7 IF HE WERE A STUDENG HERE #me go 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ #'kak ngajarin mand dong 🙆‍♀️ susah hafalinny' 'g' 'insert me swooning here'

[tchaikovskym]

We all make fun of profs who use a 20 year old picture in their official uni profile but let me tell you I got one pic for my first student ID card and I've used it for all official matters since 2017

#textpost #shitpost #academia #it was my studeng id #it was my student id in another uni #it is still on my work id #it was my erasmus application photo #and i will use it again for my masters study programme id for sure #i certainly do not look the same as i did when i was 18 but it is a small square with my face on it. it will do.

[cloudslou]

oh gosh a history teacher i really look up to just said she’s been really impressed with me and my work and my growth and IM GONNA CRY

#🥺🥺🥺 #ive had her for three semesters in a row now #so she like rlly has seen me as a studeng #quite a bit

[phoenix-reburned]

I finally have a chance to finish my practice e psat and I dont fucking understand any of this math and if I fail this test then I can't take college classes next year and I'm fucking done with crying bc of school this year this is like the 2nd time this week already

#i fucking hate #all this shit #none of kt makes amu fucking sense #and i have 3 days until i have to take it #and ive had basically no time between my project my goat and my actual classes to dothis #fuxk me ig right haha bc none of ur fucking studengs have any other xommiments #e rants #idk jist fickibg ignore im having a breakdown rn so this makes no sense #i need this test bc i cam also get scholarships from it and i need those #im jist fucking done with this yeat already fuck the school system

[hallucinosims]

Damn none of yall pay for photoshop? I've been adobe's bitch for 5 years and for what?

#i feel like that meme from were the millers #but instead of the youre being paid line its wait yall had photoshop for free? #my bitch ass has the creatove studeng suite because i do use most of them but when that 25 dollars hit...ouch #during college i just couldnt eat for a week when the charge hit #speaking of thats gonna be taken out of my account on the 17th and... idk if i got the money #nonsims #saviorhide #hall posts

[freckliedan]

TOMORROW AT THJS TIME I WILL BE IN PORTLAND

#self care is uzing ur studeng loan money to visit ur long distance found family #den chats

[caliwa-chan]

finding all the filipinos in this fandom has become my mission tbh. so if ur filipino please hmu and so we can become friends and have a little family. (you can also hmu if ur not filipino i’ll still love you the same)

#i love finding people like me #or even just the asians #probably why i am president of the asian and pacific islanded studeng union at my school #im so happy bro #ive found like three so far #and two have become friends with #tom holland #tom holland imagines #peter parker #filipinos

[fivenightsatcorans]

FUCKING HATRED OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY MUSIC

#THE RADIO GUY PLAYED HIS MUSIC TOO LOUD IN THE STUDENG CENTER TODAY AND NOW THE GUY BELOW ME IS PLAYING CARAMELLDANSEN TOO LOUD