FALL SEMESTER~ HOMEWORK HELP AVAILABLE!!!
I am offering the following homework help services:
~ Taking the entire math/stats course, hw assignments, quizzes, tests, midterm or final exams. Will also help you take proctored exams. (Pearson/ Mymathlab/ Myopenmath/WileyPLUS/ ALEKS/ Mymaths/MyStatLab ~
Safe & Secure VPN Available),
~ I am also taking ESSAYS AND RESEARCH papers
~ Thesis/ Dissertations
~ Cover letters and resumes
15.08.22 - euphoric thoughts (iiiiiiiiiiiii)
things i’ve heard english majors say pt. 15
-i can’t afford tattoos right now so I just scratch at my mosquito bites until they scar instead
-we’re down bad for Penguin Random House
-when the drinks start to taste like “I did slam poetry in high school”
-every story that I write accidentally has a character that is Riley from National Treasure
-i was in the shower and my characters had the best conversation
-me inserting a very risky fourth wall break at the end of the story just to avoid titling it
-come to my apartment for fictional men and tears
-the lonely college student Thanksgiving party of epic proportions because we all have damaged family dynamics
-i make it a fundamental aspect of my personality that I’m voluntarily writing historical fiction and yet I hate it
-the poetry slam was canceled, and so I didn’t leave my room for a week, like a dramatic little whore
-just for the record, we don’t have to get published by Simon & Schuster for personal validation… right?
-he’s a writer and he has 150,000 followers, of course he knows what canceling is
-the Summer I Turned Pretty—
I will key your car before you finish that sentence
Do you even know how lovely winter would be if we could nest and rest like nature intended? It gets dark soon and we're sleepy because we are supposed to sleep a lot.
Let me sleep a lot covered in blankets
Exam season ending in two days whatt
The sad part is when you know you're getting worse again and you can't do anything about it.
👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
FALL-SEMESTER HOMEWORK HELP AVAILABLE ~ Discord: UnemployedProfessor#4746
MY ONLINE MATH CLASS ASSISTANCE:
I can help you take your entire online math course from the start (or middle) to finish and help you complete the following:
• Entire Online Math Courses lasting 5 weeks, 6 weeks, 8 weeks, 12 weeks, or 16 weeks
• Assignments, Homework, HW
• Quizzes, Tests, Chapter Exams
• Midterm Exam
• Final Exam
• Discussion Posts, Responses, Replies & Forums
MY EDUCATIONAL SOFTWARE OF EXPERTISE:
I am very familiar and well-versed in the following online educational software below and can easily learn other software not mentioned below:
• Hawkes Learning
• Straighter Line
DETAILS & FEATURES OF MY ONLINE MATH CLASS SERVICES:
• Full-Service 24/7 online academic assistance in math.
• Guaranteed 90-100% on every assignment, quiz, exam, discussion post I work on.
Friendly reminder that you don't need a pretty desk to be successful in your classes.
Friendly reminder that cheap highlighters still work the same as expensive ones.
Friendly reminder that you don't need a MacBook to get straight A's.
Friendly reminder that you can study anywhere that works for you.
Friendly reminder that academia should be personalized and not changed to fit an aesthetic.
Friendly reminder that if you work hard you can achieve amazing things even if you don't have the fancy things other people do.
Friendly reminder that it's ok to fail classes multiple times.
Friendly reminder that academics aren't a race and are way too competitive.
Friendly reminder that stumbling and failing is actually extremely important and beneficial to you and your growth.
Friendly reminder that perfection is fake.
Jane Austen was really out there 200 years ago writing lines like “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” that to this day are still so swoon-worthy.
Life has been treating me well lately even though I’m having a little trouble keeping up with work. Nonetheless, I feel really blessed :)
it's getting dark but nothing stops a good study session ✨🦩
27.10.21 | Studying in bed because I have never encountered productivity advice I couldn’t ignore.