#students especially

[prussianmemes]

arguing with a friend over not all zoomers abandoning normal wallets. i love my george costanza oversized dad wallet. how could you not love a pocket office...

let me hear your wisdom in notes!!!

#so sick of these god damned single nonfold wallets #and especially these super shitty metal clip wallets #all your money showing to the world #two card capacity #i want to carry EVERYTHING #my driver's license my občanka my 3 debit cards my 2 insurance cards my student id my public transport cards my #poll

[rokudaimeplease]

he just wants to take a nap

#naruto #naruto shippuden #kakashi #kakashi hatake #being a hokage is tiring ok #especially when you have to decide how to organize your student's wedding #(btw he was so sweet to hinata in this scene :') #ns 499 #mine

[yaoiconnoisseur]

This is so Bloodweave coded oh my god

#i wish i could write #because this would be a hysterical au fic especially if the pov is a student of both of them #but i cannot lol #bg3 #bloodweave #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 shitpost #bg3 memes

[withdenim]

Terrified by how this is gonna play out. Dragon/oni imagery in ninjago has famously always ended well for the characters involved.

#update to my sora design also #when are we gonna find out what arins horns are for I’m losing my mind #weird thing to put on a character design in a show like ninjago without a reason #ESPECIALLY because they’re Lloyd’s kids if you know what I mean #it’s a cycle it’s always a cycle #oni and dragon have FSM. FSM is forced to choose between them #FSM has wu and Garmadon. wu and Garmadon are oni and dragon #oni and dragon (wu and Garmadon) make Lloyd (next in line. sole heir.) choose between them #Lloyd gets two students/kids (Arin and sora) they have oni and dragon imagery #what’s going on here. what is this. it has to mean something #ninjago #dragons rising #my art #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #Arin ninjago #sora ninjago #Arin dragons rising #sora dragons rising

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp short idea 64

The situation in amity is revealed because of Mr.Lancer.

After the ghost hospital situation, the beauty plangent kidnapping, and the time while he took the students on a camping trip he’s had enough.

Mr. Lancer reports his concerns to the justice league hotline.

#dc comcis #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #justice league #dc x dp prompt #mr lancer #mr lancer is a good teacher #he cares a lot #so he reports it #if these things can pull an entire town into a different dimension #ther are a threat #especially to his students #especially to Danny #Danny always seems to be at the center of it

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

He won the @gamequoteshowdown quarter finals???!!??? Against Sans Undertale, against Shadow the Hedgehog, against Phoenix Wright, now against Phoenix Wright again (Tumblr national holiday edition)??? go Steban go!!!

#disco elysium #steban the student communist #mine #look listen if I had time I'd draw him in all of Phoenix's spritesheet it fits him so well #especially the cringing ones but. this one too.

[grassbreads]

On a scale of Chang Geng to Luo Binghe, how well does your teenage protagonist cope with the realization that he has a massive thing for the guy that's basically raising him?

#15 year old Chang Geng losing his mind fuming alone in his room listening to steampunk wuxia linkin park #while 15 year old Binghe is in the next room over cheerfully updating his teacher crush blog #like yeah teen Binghe is the amount of embarrassed and shy about his feelings that you'd expect from any crush #and he absolutely does have SO many self-hatred issues #especially post demon reveal and abyss-kicking when he's older #but the whole teacher-student/age gap aspect is the one thing about his relationship with sqq that never seems to be a problem for Binghe #meanwhile I just finished spl volume 1 #and at this point I'm pretty sure Chang Geng would sooner kill himself and/or whoever he was talking to #before he'd admit that he has a thing for his godfather #which like. yeah man. I probably wouldn't admit that either lmao #but damn is that poor kid going through it #spl #sha po lang #stars of chaos #chang geng #svsss #luo binghe #the scum villain's self-saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #andie reads spl #ID in alt text

[hyperfixationstation1]

90% of Les Amis have never worked a customer service job like no wonder they’re “for the people” send post

#les miserables #les mis #les amis de l'abc #Feuilly is stronger than me cause at the end of a long day of bullshit I do not want to see a room full of law students #feuilly #the brick #victor hugo #especially if they’re reminding me that I’m being exploited like I would just go home and sleep I’m a cog in the machine I’m sorry

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok like: Guess what guys, Steve just told me the most insane shit I’ve ever heard and that’s including the first conversation we ever had where he told me X-Men were real

Steve: Oh my god, this is what I was talking about. You’re so dramatic.

Eddie, laughing: No, no, Stevie. Tell the people what you just told me. Tell the internet.

Steve: All I said - you’re ridiculous - I said that I’m not a fall risk. I lost my balance a few times, fell down the stairs once, and you’ve acted like I’m Humpty Dumpty ever since.

Eddie, literally zooming in on the grippy socks Steve was wearing: Where’d you get those socks?

Steve: These were a gift. From Lucas.

Eddie: Lucas? Lucas Sinclair, our friend the emergency room doctor? From when you went to the emergency room after you fell and broke all of your ribs? Because, uh. You fell there too, remember?

Steve, winning this conversation: Wooow, you’re playing the memory card? That’s so insensitive, Ed. I had a head injury. I hope your internet friends don’t eliminate you for being so insensitive.

Eddie: …It’s cancel and you know it.

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#I think Lucas would make an excellent doctor and I stand by it #Steve knows a lot more internet slang from his students but likes to mess them up for fun especially with Eddie #Eddie get a lot of comments ‘cancelling’ him. he reads them to Steve later #eddie munson #steve harrington #eddie munson tiktok saga

[holyvirgilscriptures]

okay noah is an ignorant idiot and people are more than welcome to criticize him and his actions, but can some of y'all be normal 💀 bc apparently twitter doxxed his fucking dorm location and are asking upenn students to assault him on campus. i literally cannot think of any reason why this would be okay. if you don't support him, if you hate him — 100% fine. but don't dox him and advocate for him to be violated wtf????

#noah schnapp #also noah's stance is about the fact that jews are safe in israel so if you beat him up he's literally going to double down on that #trigger assault #trigger violence #i didn't really wanna talk abt him mostly cuz i think everyone talks about him way too much #but i am wholly against praying that he gets killed or assaulted or whatever vindictive fans have against him #also even if those people were “joking” it's not funny especially considering antisemitism on campus #including another ivy league school (cornell) calling the cops a student who threatened to kill jewish students

[cure-icy-writes]

the gender politics in persona five are so fucking real. ann is hesitant to do modeling full time because she’s victim blaming herself for what happened with kamoshida. ryuji obliviously mentions that ann is missing out on going for a communal bath, forgetting it’s not mixed bathing. yusuke and morgana both put her up on a pedestal-- yusuke seeing her as one of the muses of old, morgana seeing her as not just a love interest but as proof that he’s human, that he can be loved back by a human, and she’s just an object of his desire. 

makoto and sae especially-- sae wants her sister to seek power specifically because she’s a woman, because she knows how hard it is to be respected as a woman in this world and wants makoto to have the best chance possible, even though it’s only making makoto miserable to try and play respectability politics in a game where no one gives a damn about her genuine desire to help people. and it raises the question-- how long can people take advantage of her altruism before she gives up on it, before it’s easier to just be bitter and uncaring like she pretends? the road to power is a long one. she’s already tired.

#persona 5 #listen the themes may not always be coherent in this game but by god i will make them coherent #(especially since i'm writing ren as having equal and opposite gender as me. gender politics as observed by a genderqueer person? delicious) #anyways i'm rewriting the whole maidwatch arc because it was uncomfortable #damnit atlus. stop undermining yourself and let me see the friendship between a tired sex worker and her student who makes good curry....

[im-sorry-what-ii]

yknow the classic uni professors au, the one where prof A spends half their time talking about their spouse and prof B has never said a word about their personal life ever but then it turns out theyre pining or married or whatever, yeah i think theres a chronic lack of those in the top gun fandom. bc the classic icemav teaches at top gun meets no homophobia au is the *perfect* setup and i cant believe no ones written it

#do i have to do everything in this family #jk cuz i doubt im going to #if someone wants to write this please i will give you my kidney but like no pressure #top gun #icemav #currently love the professor aus #reading the good omens ones rn and yes i love them #especially the ones where the students get them together #wow #should i write this #i havent written anything since the last wip that got too hard and was abandoned #mmmmmm maybe i should #ugh but its a commitment #we'll see

[bonefall]

hi! i'm severely dyscaluliac, and i absolutely adore all of your work, but i'm struggling so hard to figure out the maths behind the prey calorie to feeding cats thing. i understand that if the calorie amount is over 350, it'll feed more than one cat, but i don't have a bloody clue how to figure out how many specifically. Do i have to divide the calorie amount by the 350? Input would be greatly appreciated, apologies for the dyscaluliac rambling, i've been at this for an hour and i have a headache.

OH HEY, I also have dyscalculia! I'm always coming up with ways to help myself visualize this sort of thing. I've got you bro.

Think of 350 like a container for a single cat. Every day you have to fill 350 calories for that individual. Since 350 is just 50 seven times, you can make a beaker with seven notches.

(It always helps me to break things down into multiples of 5 and estimate around them.)

So, when you "fill" this beaker with 350 calories, your warrior is fed! The spillover from a full beaker can feed another cat.

So, if your food item was 400 (350 + 50) calories, that feeds one cat and fills up a single notch on the next "beaker." Whenever you have a big food item, you can subtract 350 from it until you reach a number below 350. When you divide a number by 350, that's what it's doing.

So if you had 3,500 / 350, your answer is 10. You can feed ten cats. 350 goes into 3,500 ten times.

When it's not a "clean" division and you have all the jumbled numbers at the end, like 3,600 / 350 = 10.285714, just pay attention to the first number after the period. It feeds 10.2 cats. The .2 means the eleventh cat is 20% fed.

Whenever you need to figure out how much food a group will need, take the population of the group, and multiply by 350.

If you have 3 cats in the group, that equation is 3 x 350. I punched that right into a calculator, and got 1,050. You need 1,050 calories to feed three cats.

Though, also remember how this functionally plays out.

If your cats are eating whole prey, it's not like Dudeheart is going to eat everything except the tail to minmax caloric efficiency. He's going to eat the whole thing. These sorts of calculations apply best to a Clan that's making soup or has someone doling out rations.

But, anyway, try making drawings to help visualize it, if it doesn't make sense. I hope this helps-- these are the hints that I use when numbers aren't making sense in my head.

#You can do it dude I believe in you #It's a BITCH when you have no one around who can break down the concepts for you. #And you don't really 'get' what the math is doing #I have horror stories about my schooling lmao. #it especially sucks when the teachers think you're super smart and aren't allowed to struggle with basic math #''is this student who gets perfect scores in every other subject struggling with something deeper?'' #''no. it is the child who is lazy.'' #bone babble #dyscalculia

[wanukilppari]

#Polls #Safety reflectors #Seriously #Wear them #Especially on parking lots #The street lights only make it harder to see people who are lurking in the shadows #Buut based on the talks with international PhD students #Reflectors are mostly a Nordic & Baltic thing #Which is a bit weird

[crazgreenenvy]

I miss teaching German sometimes. Like when else am I able to bring up the fact that the German verb tragen means to wear as in clothes, carry, as in a bag, or bear as in the psychological burden of your childhood and your parent’s inability to come to grips with your fragile and broken relationship?

#don't @ me #german language #teaching #I always got a good laugh out of this joke #it's so relatable #especially as my students became less millineal #and more gen z #but like for real #wtf is this language

[disabilityreminders]

It’s not okay to tell others how they should feel about their disability.

It’s okay to have negative feelings about your disability. It’s okay to feel sad and grieve what you can’t do as a result of it.

You don’t have to put a positive spin on your disability.

While we have no choice but to learn to live with it, it’s okay to have feelings about it.

#what I mean by this is #fuck #I remember being in an anthropology class #talking about supports for disabled children and having #other students #especially the older ones #telling me that it isn’t okay to say disabled #I need to say different abled #like no #I am allowed to say disabled #my disability does hold me back #and it’s okay to admit that