If I followed every impulse I have to buy stuffed animals I would have so many of them it would take over my entire room

Daniela: Hugsy the Penguin is underage, so he drinks Pepsi.

Cassandra: Who's Hugsy the Penguin?

Daniela: He's a penGUIN YOU BITCH!

Plushiepalz Birthday Challenge Day 8!!

Who is your most recently acquired plush?

meet Howl, Berry and Ness-e!!!!

Oh hell yeah you're on board with this! Okay so I was thinking we do like a dark purple to lilac ombre effect so she could still keep parts of her black hair-

OH THAT WOULD LOOK SO COOL ANON YES I LIKE THAT IDEA

Sheriff is here— much bigger then expected, and he’s soft enough/a tolerable texture.

i wish to be rich and constantly spend money on all the stuffies i can 🥺

William Durgon-Krongore Sneerglaw, Esq., is the finest attorney in the room. Be it prosecution or defense, in any area of law from real estate litigation to advanced granular navel-picking, William will dominate. He has never lost a case. The corrosiveness of his breath, the keenness of his wit, and the shortness of his temper are legendary. No opponent, judge, or jury will stand against him. Good luck paying for him, though. The steepness of his rates and size of his hoard are also legendary.

William learned his aggressive negotiation skills from the finest, at the Drakestorm Academy. His most famous client is Senator Antoine Alluvial, a colorful character who is of course completely innocent of every scandal he has ever been implicated in—it was proven so in court! When he is not terrifying courtroom-goers out of their tiny little minds, William enjoys crossword puzzles, rolling around in his giant mound of gold coins and gems, and being a dragon.

William was purchased for me at Barnes and Noble by a Tinder date in 2019, about an hour before I would meet my current boyfriend. William’s surname is Sneerglaw because I drove past a Walgreens after obtaining him, Sneerglaw is Walgreens backwards, and I thought it sounded like a good ostentatious dragon name.

He was made by the Douglas Cuddle Toy Company. Bow before the mighty William! Or else!

how old is your saint? hes so cute ive always wanted one

He’s a year and 5 months! I was the same way, always wanted one and then I bit the bullet last year and got him.

Best decision ever, he’s such a great dog.

My friend opened an etsy shop for his cute lil crochet babies!!!!!

He hand crochets each one and they're all so squishy and huggable!! I got the purple dinosaur one!!!!!

He’s a baby!!!!!!!! I love him!!! He has a lil tiny tail nub!!!! A lil tiny horn!!!!!! i would die for him!!!!

Anyway, PLEASE buy from him, they're around 10$ a piece (my dino was 8$ and my shipping was 3$) so a really low price!!! His shop name is TheCraftZoneGifts, I’ll link the shop in a reblog! 

stimming and gifs with poopsie the bear

My spouse didnt realize they got their stuffed animal dinosaur and it is actually me. Now they have 2 of me

stimming with a baby yoda plushie

Bunbun n her cute new kandi bracelet

you know what i am appalled at the lack of marigami smut on ao3 there is nothing nada. how could we fail this ship like this :(

🐻🧸Plushies🧸🐻

look at myd umb cat i love her so much

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When will someone write an ays submission about avacado pits laced with heroin tho