William Durgon-Krongore Sneerglaw, Esq., is the finest attorney in the room. Be it prosecution or defense, in any area of law from real estate litigation to advanced granular navel-picking, William will dominate. He has never lost a case. The corrosiveness of his breath, the keenness of his wit, and the shortness of his temper are legendary. No opponent, judge, or jury will stand against him. Good luck paying for him, though. The steepness of his rates and size of his hoard are also legendary.
William learned his aggressive negotiation skills from the finest, at the Drakestorm Academy. His most famous client is Senator Antoine Alluvial, a colorful character who is of course completely innocent of every scandal he has ever been implicated in—it was proven so in court! When he is not terrifying courtroom-goers out of their tiny little minds, William enjoys crossword puzzles, rolling around in his giant mound of gold coins and gems, and being a dragon.
William was purchased for me at Barnes and Noble by a Tinder date in 2019, about an hour before I would meet my current boyfriend. William’s surname is Sneerglaw because I drove past a Walgreens after obtaining him, Sneerglaw is Walgreens backwards, and I thought it sounded like a good ostentatious dragon name.
He was made by the Douglas Cuddle Toy Company. Bow before the mighty William! Or else!
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how old is your saint? hes so cute ive always wanted one
He’s a year and 5 months! I was the same way, always wanted one and then I bit the bullet last year and got him.
Best decision ever, he’s such a great dog.
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My friend opened an etsy shop for his cute lil crochet babies!!!!!
He hand crochets each one and they're all so squishy and huggable!! I got the purple dinosaur one!!!!!
He’s a baby!!!!!!!! I love him!!! He has a lil tiny tail nub!!!! A lil tiny horn!!!!!! i would die for him!!!!
Anyway, PLEASE buy from him, they're around 10$ a piece (my dino was 8$ and my shipping was 3$) so a really low price!!! His shop name is TheCraftZoneGifts, I’ll link the shop in a reblog!
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