Products change but the method’s alike:
Hype new girl on a tailor-made hike,
Get Loewe in favor,
And Styles’ new fruit of labor?
Making green on a rented Lime bike.
Damn how much is Lime paying him??? They look absolutely freezing and yet there they are biking through London at night. His dedication to the Brand Deal is truly inspiring.
I said to @blackandwhlteaesthetlc that clearly TR got the bronze-level stunt package because we all know Harry owns a whole bunch of fancy cars. But does she get to be seen in them? Nope. It’s the rental bikes for you, missy!