#stupid aomine

[deargravity]

now me personally, if i was a touou third year building my basketball club’s legacy from the ground, i would not have the patience or energy to deal with aomine i get it. but i wld have at least mockingly sang “tHe Only ONE WhO Can BeAT Me Is ME” at him until he cried. and that is why i am twice the man imayoshi will ever be

#knb #kuroko no basket #never send a man to do a lesbian’s job #me to aomine: has a lesbian told you u’re stupid today or should i do it

[princess-dai]

#dai knows he’s getting fucked stupid once the match is over #kagami taiga #aomine daiki #aokaga #kagaao #knb #kuroko no basket #kuroko's basketball

[majiburger]

i love the midorima/kise parallels and how they're the two teikos that go to teams that feel like family, teams that they'd shed blood sweat and tears for, and i do think both of them would hesitate to go pro or even play in college because it won't be the same as those glorious three years in shuutoku/kaijou

#kasamatsu thinks kise is stupid for that but kasamatsu doesnt know just how much kise would die for him so🤷🏽‍♀️ #same with takao and midorima. takao's probably like 'shin-chan! what a waste of all those years spent prepping your hands' #and midorima's like 'i can only imagine these hands scoring for shuutoku nanodayo' like. every tsun boy needs this experience #murasakibara doesnt strike me as sentimental and aomine is really in it for the love of the game. akashi is–of course–akashi #but midorima and kise do seem like the two players who followed in kuroko's footsteps and picked teams that really reflect their values #<- even if they hadn't KNOWN at the time of joining that these were the values they were subconsciously seeking #kuroko no basket

[la-ro-ki]

hello my fellow ballers,,,, i bring you more food in these trying times :]

small junior high miragen edit/redesign

#my edit #manga edit #kuroko's basketball #kuroko no basket #knb #kiseki no sedai #generation of miracles #miragen #murasakibara atsushi #kise ryouta #aomine daiki #momoi satsuki #kuroko tetsuya #akashi seijuurou #midorima shintarou #kuroko's color is now black instead of pale blue #bc its so stupid that hes like the only one who doesnt follow the color naming conventions >:( #aside from nijimura #but i gave his hair the oil slick thing where it looks rainbowy at certain angles

[knbposting]

i have written. so many aokaga confessions before. but nothing beats one of them saying "i really like you" and the other one going "WHY???"

#aokaga #it goes both ways except i really like you is not obvious enough for kagami to understand #aomine will have to say “i like you. do you wanna date me” or something obscenely clear #im thinking heavily about it instead of writing more slow burn bc im tired i just want these two stupid idiots to kiss

[nyxxxx-onepieces-dragun]

This is how I imagine the GOM "bonding"

#nyx <3 #kuroko no basket #it was definitely Aomine and Kises Idea #you know Kuroko is ROCKET LAUNCHING those fireworks with his stupid passes #poor midorima and his lucky item of the day getting spawn camped #Akashi is a menace #aomine daiki #midorima shintarou #kise ryouta #akashi seijuro #murasakibara atsushi #kuroko tetsuya #Instagram

[vermillioncrown]

I always felt a little bad for Midorima having relatively normal powers instead of invisibility or stealing abilities or whatever Akashi had going on

hol up you sleepin on my boi midorima???

let's talk some conceptual physics. No math, just visuals.

First, let's consider the side-view of wherever the fuck a player is on the court, and flatten it. the ball travels a two-dimensional trajectory towards the hoop: the forward direction, and upward direction.

fig. 1, nominal three-pointer trajectory, non-dimensionalized.

Not quite to scale. but you get the point. maybe this is a mansplanation of high school physics (but i've seen passing physics grades before and they're bleak as fuck).

When you solve projectile motion, you decompose it into the up/down equations, and the horizontal equations. why? because how far you travel depends on how long you travel, and the constraint of time is dependent on gravity.

projectile motion is a parabolic shape AKA its vertical distance is at a dependency t^2 due to gravitational acceleration. let's pretend air resistance isn't a thing (makes shit complicated) you start with both horizontal speed + vertical speed. you need to adjust your throw such that the time it takes to change your vertical speed from going up to going down, and hitting the hoop height, is exactly the same for the speed at which the ball horizontally hits the hoop.

the farthest distance covered by projectile motion is angling at 45*. that's basically same speed horizontally and vertically. NOTE THE SIZES OF THE GREEN ARROW in fig. 1

the typical three-pointer shot, so says google, by the nba is around 15 mph. i don't do freedom units for physics, so that's 6.7 meters per second.

now let's look at midorima.

fig. 2, midorima's nonsense. notional trajectory, non-dimensionalized.

It's still projectile motion based on the curve shape (and because my boi abides by physics, to his own detriment). however, the shape is narrower. he shoots at a crazy high angle to get that clean angle into the net. but there's that hangtime. quadratic equation, right?

you know how far a thing can fall in 3 seconds due to gravity? 14.7 meters, from a standstill. it's not exactly the same for midorima, who's imparting an initial upwards speed, but he's fighting gravity. he has a greater than 45* angle shot, which makes it as horizontally efficient as an equivalent sub-45* shot

i'm not gonna bore you with the haunted scribbles on the back of a coffee shop napkin. based on initial estimates, midorima needs to launch his shit at 15 m/s &lt;;- if we neglect air resistance, which also is more punishing for his long-shot trajectory than a typical three-pointer

fig. 3, midorima's nonsense, pt 2. half-court shot, non-dimensionalized.

and then the motherfucker can do it from half-court. he can do it from anywhere within half-court. think about the variance in launch speeds. he keeps the same angle. now he has to impart way more horizontal speed at the beginning to keep the same high arch. i don't want to dignify that with a calculation. just know he's probably throwing a basketball at about 40 mph.

i think aomine & murasakibara are the most normal of the bunch

#verm scribbles #inquiry #Anonymous #on bil #bil.jpeg #science shit #aomine's just good #whatever shots he takes are part of his drive #so within the flow of the game #midorima basically holds that flow hostage #can't comment on akashi because it's been 8 years and i STILL don't know what's up with him #can't conceptualize it #it's like uh... the bullshit izanami explanation for the sharingan??? #i dont get it and i just 'cool cool cool cool' #i admit it. out of all the gom i stan midorima #he's so stupid funny #this was all done on my phone as soon as i woke up and saw this ask

[milkywaystake]

Kuroko and aomine got into some mordecai and Rigby type of trouble while they were in teiko.

#knb #kuroko no basket #kuroko tetsuya #aomine daiki #let them do stupid shit together

[the-chronicles-of-a-bookworm]

I really really want to continue the 'Cuddle With the Boys' series for my darling knb boys 😫😫 its just that I have the worst writer's block right now and I don't feel like writing at all. I love writing and I have been writing my entire life, but I'm gonna need some time to continue this. anyone who read my Akashi x reader and Aomine x reader, liked them, and wants me to write for the others, please bear with me and I will try to start writing again. I am so sorry for the wait and for not telling y'all sooner (although I highly doubt u would have noticed). Love you!

-Hannah

#knb #akashi seijuro #aomine daiki #aomine daiki x reader #akashi seijuro x reader #shit post #I promise i'll write soon #for those who read this and wants to indulge in some cuddling #i love cuddling too #cuddles are the best #cuddles #cuddling #fanfic #writing #my work #my writing #many other stupid tags

[hirookouji]

most painful thing abt knb in the nba is that color coordination becomes.... a problem...... for some characters....

#looks at akashi #and aomine #this is actually just abt them two.... #everybody else got rlly lucky and fortunate w their teams #akashi in private going 'i actually dont know if i can take the roasts anymore. should i dye my hair back to black be honest u guys' #i dont think aomine would care #hed dye his hair a more obnoxious blue just to spite everyone #lucky for us every team has like twenty thousand jerseys or something #when i finish this final paper maybe ill try to find some color palettes that dont make me wanna die #reeza.txt #but then sometimes they look stupid if they color coordinate too much #purple hair and purple jersey and green hair and green jersey #god u nerds

[thefandomthings]

❝𝐀𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬❞

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Aomine Daiki x f!reader

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Suggestive (It's Aomine, duh), fluff

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: I need more knb fics, pls. This is my first time writing for Knb, so I hope it's okay

Masterlist

 It will take a lot for Aomine to get into a relationship after his last one, he’ll never admit it but he’s afraid of getting hurt. (Again)

 So consider yourself lucky my dear.

 Daiki is a person who loves something or someone quietly.

 He’ll never really say he loves you out loud unless you haven’t seen each other in a long time or if you/him are having a bad day.

 His love language is physical affection and quality time. He’ll always be touching you with an arm around your shoulders or holding your hand or his hand on your tit.

 Speaking of boobs, well all know he’s obsessed with them. He’ll constantly try and catch you changing, or put his head under your shirt while cuddling just to be near the girls, as he calls them.

 Daiki is also extremely protective over you. He wants to keep you safe all the time. He’s lazy af, but whenever you want to go out just to run and errand he’ll be on his feet ready to go. My man will deck someone for looking at you wrong even in the slightest way.

 He calls you Idiot, dummy, and moron if you do something stupid or dumb. He does it out of love cause he doesn’t want you to get hurt.

 Aomine only uses your first name if you two are having an argument, or having an important conversation. Other than that your are usually called Babe or Baby.

 Your nicknames for him are Bubby/Bubba, Dai, Baby, and Kiki to annoy him.

 You two go on arcade dates at least once a month. Or you two go and kick it at the hoops downtown. Aomine plays a lot of street ball and knows a lot of guys down there.

 If you don’t know how to play basketball, he’ll gladly teach you how.

 If you already know how, you play 1 v 1 all the time, Aomine always ends up winning. But he will help you improve your skills.

 Teases the crap out of you any chance he gets. Loves seeing your flustered face.

 Aomine is totally the type to whisper dirty things in your ear while out in public. Not to mention he will just randomly grope your chest or butt whenever he feels like it.

 He’s also the type to rest his arm on your head not matter your height. He will also mess up your hair and use your head as a joystick whenever you sit between his legs.

 Daiki is a pervert at heart, whenever you are wearing a skirt and come to see him while he sleeps on the rooftop he’ll sneak a peak underneath.

 I feel like he’s a boob and thigh guy all the way. He will happily die between your glorious thighs and tits.

 Randomly leaves bite marks anywhere he wants. Adores when you have hickeys on your neck, fills his ego to the brim watching people comment on the purple bruise on your neck.

 Fucking loves when your wear his extra jersey to his games. It’s the motivation he needs to get going. Will completely crush his opponents just to watch you cheer for him.

 Pouts when you don’t give him his morning kisses or if you get up during your 2hr cuddle sessions when he wakes up.

 I 100% believe he is half Hispanic. He definitely knows Spanish and will call you names like Puta or Pendeja.

 If his mom here’s him call you that just know he’s getting a tongue lashing and the chonclas getting thrown at his head.

 He gets his accuracy from his Mom.

 It takes awhile for his mom to like you, she doesn’t want anyone hurting her baby boy.

 After awhile, she’ll treat you as her own daughter, and even teach you Spanish.

 Bonus if you already know Spanish, that’s a +1 with his mom.

 His dad liked you instantly, you were a lot different then his old girlfriend and welcomed you with open arms.

 Daiki has his dad’s ego, it’s like looking at the same person anytime they compete with each other, which is almost always anything they do.

 Aomine will totally be at any of your games/meets if you play sports. Even if he is late, he’ll be there cheering you on.

 Get’s jealous easily, especially if you talk to Kagami. If looks could kill, Kagami would be dead.

 Will have you against the door of his room, or pinned to the bed whenever he gets jealous. He makes sure you know that you are his and only his.

 His room is a disaster, clothes, old school papers, blankets etc.

 He try’s to clean his room up a bit before you come over. It’s adorable, it usually doesn’t look to much different just the floor was clean cause he moved everything to the corner of his room and covered it with a blanket.

 Loves to get you small gifts. He saves up for months to get you a beautiful promise ring. And what made it even better, you got him a promise bracelet that he wears absolutely everywhere.

 He makes sure to take it off before a game or when does anything that could break it.

#aomine x reader #aomine fluff #aomine daiki x reader #aomine daiki #aomine smut #knb aomine #knb fluff #knb headcanons #aomine headcanons #thefandomthings #kuroko no basket #knb x reader #knb kise #knb kuroko #knb kagami #knb smut

[morosis-haze]

𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞

Ft. Aomine,Kagami,Kise x fem!reader | Pre-established relationship

Warning: Swearing

𝐀𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐢

❒ Would’ve thought he found his magazines digitally with the way he was staring at his phone

❒ Someone is trying to talk to him and his ass not even making eye contact just staring at his phone

❒ Like damn can you act like you care?

❒ The person starts to get annoyed and walks off just as you walk into the room now wondering what your boyfriend did now to piss someone off

❒ Aomine didn’t even look up from his phone not paying attention to his surroundings

❒ You of course now curious about what has your boyfriend’s attention have the need to figure out what has him so engaged in his phone

❒ You walk up getting behind where he was sitting and look at his phone… just to see your instagram page

❒ “You know you could stare at the real deal when she’s right beside you, right?”

❒ He flips his phone to face down as if now he couldn’t get caught

❒ He looked embarrassed judging by the wide-eyed expression from noticing him

❒ Aomine tries to recollect himself rolling his eyes and acting unbothered “I don’t know what you're on about” he grunts

❒ “Don’t play stupid in my face. If you miss me just say that”

❒ “I was waiting for you since you wanna be late” Getting up, he rolls his eyes, wrapping his arm around your waist “Let’s just go”

𝐊𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐚

❒Kagami and you were laying in bed it was another one of those chill days

❒ The fan was on, another rewatch of your favorite tv show started, and conversation was held between you two

❒ You both start to go into comfortable silence not really paying attention to the tv, starting to go on your phones

❒ After a while you're about to get up and grab snacks for you two

❒ When you turn to look over at him to ask what he wants you see his phone open on your instagram page

❒ He’s over here scrolling through lingering on the photos for a while

❒ “Hmm you think she’s pretty?”

❒ He gets all embarrassed not knowing what he should say after getting caught

❒ You laugh at his reaction and he groans “Why are you like this?”

❒ “Beautiful? I don’t know maybe so my boyfriend could just stare at any photo of me”

❒ “Yeah guess so since my girlfriend is really pretty” he mutters

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚

❒ Who is he to not wanna fawn over his pretty girlfriend

❒ He was always one to be complimenting and hyping you up like no other

❒ He always wanna see his girl so that lead him to be on your ig page

❒ First, it’s just looking at your more recent post then it’s going past photos before y’all were even dating

❒ Next thing he knows he liked an old photo

❒ He has the most dramatic reaction

❒ Being mad loud got his teammates looking at him sideways

❒ It’s a gasp, scream, then whining and falling all over the place holding his head

❒ Literally is doing the absolute most like you could’ve just quickly unliked the photo… which he didn’t do

❒ Meaning you had the time to see the notification and you of course checked what he liked because you didn’t even post something today

❒ Once you see it was something old you just know you had to tease him once you saw him

❒ You went to go meet up with him like you usually did when it came to the end of the school day

❒ You already see from a distance your boyfriend’s dramatic actions and his team staring at him with deadpan expressions

❒ You wave to his team and they seem slightly relieved seeing you get your boyfriend

❒ "Ryu what are you doing? You plan on joining theater?"

❒ He straightens up putting on the suave act

❒ Smile on his face looking at you as if nothing just happened

❒ "A few have wished to see my face on theater but y'know it's just not for me"

❒"Yeah I'm sure they ask just cause of your face... anyways what's up with the stalking?"

❒He freezes staring blankly at you "You know?"

❒ When you show him the notification he can only whine more before getting a sudden burst of energy now claiming he can't be embarrassed for liking his girlfriend's pictures

𝐀/𝐍: @katsumiiii your man is in here

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[knbposting]

aokaga colours strike AGAIN baby

#aomine #official #knb #just going thru my folders you know how it is #this is so cute i dont have the whole pic because im STUPID and only saved the aomine ss or something #but he's so baby. thats my little baby boy. my little cat

[asunflowerana]

𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐡𝐢𝐦?

summary: their sister got a new boyfriend, and unfortunately for them, they already know the guy.

with: teiko team and Kagami.

n: remastered prompt, thought I could reuse and have fun with it again hehe. Also, this is a brother x boyfriend type of hdc, let me know if you guys liked it. hope you all enjoy it! ps: I totally wouldn't like to get btw kagami and daiki 🥴.

⊛ akashi seijuro x midorima shintaro

Seijuro’s actually pleased by the surprise. He knows pretty much about his former teammate so, he won't have problems trusting him to take care of you and treat you well, as you deserve.

Not only he found it pleasing, but also amusing. It's not every day that your sister decides to date such a confident, stubborn guy, which makes things a bit more interesting for him as the big brother.

“Midorima-kun. What a nice surprise.” The red-haired cordially extends his hand to the new family's addition, wearing a subtle smirk while gazing at him with his piercing, red pupils. Midorima isn't a fool to trust these eyes. “I'm feeling we’ll have a good time together, don’t you?

⊛ aomine daiki x kagami taiga

“You've got to be kidding...” It’s the first thing Daiki grumbles, looking at your new, moron boyfriend. As if it isn't good enough to deal with him at the championships, now he'll have to in his personal life too? With his sister? Alright, where are the cameras? 'Cause he isn't having any fun with this joke.

let's face it, Aomine will make Taiga's life very difficult from now on: they’ll probably bicker and growl at each other every time. But if he's being honest, he’s actually relieved that your boyfriend is someone as upstanding and honorable as Taiga; he wouldn’t want you to date someone who doesn't treat you well. Even though he’s an imbecile, he's also kinda... trusty. But he won't ever say that out loud.

“Okay, fine... I can accept this." He points at you both, discontent but not wanting you sad for not having his support. "but you better leave me out of the sappy romance of yours. Too much to sleep at night."

⊛ midorima shintaro x kise ryota

Midorima's already someone difficult to win, especially for a guy who wants to date his sister. So regardless of their past, with Kise it won't be any different; in fact, it'll be worse, due to Kise’s cocky and too much charming personality, unpleasant to the green-haired boy.

but as a person, Kise isn’t so bad. Is he an overwhelming, smug, and sometimes stupid guy? yes. But he can't deny he also has a good heart. For your happiness, he'll make an effort, but the blonde better be prepared for what comes for him.

“You really have a bad taste in men.” He bluntly tells you, getting on Kise's nerves, to his delight. Before any of you can protest, he continues. “But he’s not as dumb as the others, so I can deal with him. For now.”

⊛ kise ryota x murasakibara atsushi

“You're kidding, right?” Kise can't help but cackle, bewildered by the news. Not even in his wildest dream did he see something like that happening. You, his baby sister, dating this giant child? It's too much to actually be real. “Murasakibara-chi, you spend all your money on candy, how will you buy my sister something nice?”

He honestly doesn’t understand what you saw in Murasaki. The guy is lazy, gets easily bored, and probably has more cavities in his teeth than fingers. He is a whiny, giant baby, how can he be attractive?

It'll take a while, but Kise'll slowly notice Atsushi's qualities as a boyfriend. Definitely, he isn't the ideal guy he was planning for you, but you're his world, and that's what matters in the end for Kise.

⊛ murasakibara atsushi x akashi seijuro

Atsushi's fine with the news, he actually noticed the way you and Akashi slowly grew close to each other. He has a lot of respect for him, confident that he’s the best person to take care of his sister and give her a good future. If it were up to him, you might even marry sooner than planned.

“Seijuro-kun, my sister's new boyfriend?” He rewinds, asking no one in specific. Akashi offers him a nod, with a small smile on his face while holding your hand. The purple-haired boy scratches his chin, unfazed but internally pleased. “Well, I think this is good news.”

⊛ kagami taiga x aomine daiki

“Please tell me this is a joke.” Kagami practically begs you, hating the teasing smirk Daiki wears on his face, bothering his future brother-in-law. You shake your head, and Kagami loses his freaking mind. “Of so many people in the world, why him? Like, there's our neighbor Koshi a-and that nice guy from the cafe. Heck, you could even date a werewolf, for good's sake, just not him! What is so attractive about him? No, actually, I don’t want to know. I need to keep the rest of my sanity intact.”

As you can notice, Kagami was quite affected by your new relationship. And with Aomine nagging him constantly, it got even harder for him not to just jump in Daiki's throat. But with time, the two will learn how to deal with each other, especially since Aomine’s clearly making you happy. He can be a moron, but at least he’s doing his job right.

reblogs and comments are deeply appreciated. 💕

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[saintblk]

no bc my aomine brainrot never stops girlie!!! that man? the horniest out there, doesn't even bother stripping (himself or you) before fucking you stupid 😩

PUH LEASE the hold this man has on me is TERRIBLE.

cw: vulgar language, sexual intercourse, reader is degraded:P

he’s got zero patience, hates waiting for the most simple stuff. so when he finds himself with an agonizing tent in his pants, he wastes no time pulling you away from what you’re doing for his own sexual gratification.

it doesn’t help that he’s aroused by damn near everything you do. in this case, he’s watching you grind on your friends at a party he didn’t want to attend. you’re wearing a dress that’s far too tight and far too short, and he can’t help but think it should be him pressed up against you instead of some chick he didn’t bother remembering the name of.

it isn’t long before he’s getting up, grabbing your hand and leading you out the house. he’s ignoring your line of questioning and your complaints. you were having fun? you just got there? too bad — he’s horny:(

he lets you slide into the passenger seat as he plops down on the driver’s side. but aomine quickly decides he can’t wait until you’re home. he pulls you over the console and onto his lap before you can protest and when you do, you’re shut up by the feeling of his fingers slipping past your panties.

in just a few moments, his dick is out, your panties have been pushed to the side, and he’s bullying his way past your tight walls. his starting pace is relentless and cruel, helping you bounce on his member with a harsh grip on your bottom.

“s’too much!” you sob, yet you still lift yourself up just for him to pull you back down.

aomine, too busy watching your bodies connected, tsked in annoyance.

“shut up,” he growls. “your fault anyway…”

he tugs the neck of your dress down, giving him access to your nipples. his teeth prod and bite at your skin, earning him a cry out and a clench around his shaft.

“dressed like a fuckin’ slut,” he groans and sinks his teeth into your neck. “you can take it like one then, yeah?”

his first nut gives him enough clarity and self control to drive the two of you home. in the passenger seat, you lay your head against the window, drained and fucked out. yet despite your obvious need for sleep, he’s not nearly done with you. when you step through the door to his place, he’s pushing you up against the nearest wall and having his way with you again.

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#aomine daiki x reader #aomine daiki x black reader #aomine smut #knb smut #knb x reader #knb x black reader #꒰ slim’s thots ꒱ #꒰ from the mailroom ꒱

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

~~~

Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

#i typed all of this out to procrastinate going to bed #but now that i'm done i actually have to sleep now #i just thought this would be funny #also if their club had an official tik tok for some reason this is what i would imagine they'd post on there #maybe one day i might draw this out too #kuroko no basket #kuroko tetsuya #kise ryouta #midorima shintarou #aomine daiki #momoi satsuki #murasakibara atsushi #akashi seijuro #haizaki shougo #nijimura shuuzou #rainbow fam #incorrect knb