Gotham 4x7: *shows Bruce drinking heavily and partying*
Me: NO MY BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE LITERALLY FIVE AND SO PURE STOPPPPP
I had a screamy dreamy that my hearty starty stopped because I got chased by fuzzy buzzys
My mind: Super motivated, hyperactive, planning for the future, thinking about workout routines and planning healthy meals (Super excited about all of it too..)
My body: Meh…too…tired…can’t…move…need…cheeeesseee
People never listen.
This is probably the worst dad joke ive ever herd…
Polly, I’m sorry for making fun of your unsaturated fatty ass in health class.
Idk why I did this but yeah. My cat was cute and I had that quote in mind.
I still do it.
why is this so FUCKING FUNNY
Se nos viene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!