i do eternally think it's really funny to take amity's canon "i do stupid things around you and i don't know why" thing and transpose it into an AU where luz is the empress & amity is very very very intimidated by her power. amity is like this girl has the capacity to end me with one twitch of her finger and every reason to do so (vaguely true?), she's a calculating manipulator who thinks through everything she ever does (BLATANTLY false), we're technical co-conspirators in a violent political succession (sure), and my sworn nemesis who's kinda my closest friend is the captain of her guard (UNFORTUNATE). i need to be So So So careful around her.
and then she just. keeps walking into walls. and falling over. and saying the stupidest, most dangerous, most reckless shit IMAGINABLE.
because. 1) she's too invested in honesty and in winning arguments to shut the hell up, and 2) she is too gay to function.
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manifesting frank chess genius because I wanna see frank kicking a middle schoolers ass in some chess
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So I have been rereading trigun and also finally reading the vols I never read and I finally got to Livio
and I like him once he's not trying to unalive people against his will.
Have some sketches.
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Okay so earlier I saw a post of someone wondering if Nm would use the word gay in the more ancient context and I couldn't stop thinking about this
(Dust sauntering past the living room while whistling to himself)
Killer: "Someone's in a good mood~" (Snickering)
Nightmare: "Hm. Yes. I do detect a great amount of positivity from within him. I do wonder what has got him quite so gay and merry for..."
Cross: (Nearly does a spittake by choking on his hot cocoa)
Horror: (Snorts then continues to sip his mug of chocolate in content silence) "...."
Killer: (Struggling to contain his laughter as he slaps a hand over his own mouth) "......"
Nightmare: "What? What is so amusing to you? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
15 minutes later, Nightmare is lecturing the boys on their childish behavior whilst he's the one genuinely embarrassed (by Killer's teasing and the others' laughter)
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possibly the funniest outcome of this drama-filled amity-thinks-luz-killed-hunter alternate princess AU timeline is all three of them being fine and together and safe, and hunter being like BLIGHT. you tried to MURDER LUZ????
amity: I THOUGHT SHE'D KILLED YOU!
hunter: .....I DON'T APPRECIATE THE CONFLICTING FEELINGS I'M HAVING RIGHT NOW,
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listening to music for a grade again. winning at college probably
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Just another day of dealing with idiots on the internet.
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So cool that I now get increased anxiety every time I open my webcampus or check my school email, love that I have somehow allowed my emotional checks and balances to get circumvented by a single, arrogant, rude professor.
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