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alwaysbewoke · 1 month
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shutinthenutouse · 1 month
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Who mails a turtle?
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livelaughlovelams · 1 month
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Just saw someone on Quora saying that there weren't any queer figures in the American Revolution, and oh mah GAWD I yapped on for so long that my phone gained 67% more battery in that time.
Me and mah lil ol' yassified Steuben pfp yapped about lams and all the other ga-*GUYS for so, so so long😭
Anyways, tags go brr.
*burr
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a-meh · 6 days
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Did this really needed to be here?
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tomorrowusa · 2 months
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A sporadic reminder that there are a lot of stupid people in the United States. But their votes count as much as yours – so use it and don't waste it.
Be a voter | Vote Save America
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undeadorion · 3 months
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Event from the grocery store the other day that still baffles me. I wish I’d asked him what made him think to ask me that. I cultivate a very "don’t talk to me" appearance that has consistently failed to do its job.
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sassclassnass · 7 months
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Facts ✌🏼🎀
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pissylittlebirdboy · 2 months
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list of ENEMIES (in order of most wanted dead)
set my damn colleague on fire. fucker. (the--real--god)
floating fucking head who capitalizes off of religious trauma and puts glorious lovely angels in bad places because he’s a twat (@the-metatron)
God (@the-almighty-god)
OH MY GODS THERES ANOTHER ONE HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO KILL (@the-unmighty-god)
tried to fuck with my kids and broke my knee (@the-real-michael-demiurgos)
Marquis Leraje
the Marquis’ dumb hot assassin
snake fucker with the stupid glasses (@thedemon-crowley)
no no no please lord save me
angel fucker who talked back to me (@janeway-lover)
stupid old car that only plays one artist (@imthebentley)
fucking pauper who keeps stealing my stuff to make me mad (@youroneandonlysnakelady)
ray of sunshine with hair-bunny ears (why is that a trend in hell?) (@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon)
ugly as fuck crusty-white-dog hair so bad that the holy water should’ve defied the laws of physics to obliterate it from existence (@duke-hastur)
broader enemies
flies and anything in the family muscidae
homophobes
donald trump
croc-wearers
pinapple pizza enjoyers
people who cause inflation
child abusers
annoying motherfuckers
demon owl princes who cheat on their lovely wives with ugly fire toads
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craigslisthorses · 1 year
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When I saw PERUVIAN PESOS I knew it was going to be a good one -submission what even is THAT
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Hello and welcome to the Hamas experience!
This room shows you what it'll be like once Israel loses. Hope you guys are excited!
Anyway, since Sharia Law is enforced inside, we'll have to verify a few things:
First of all: are any of you not Muslim? Ok, so you'll have to convert before entering.
Second of all, I see some women here. Ladies, when you wear your burka, make sure only your eyes are visible. Everything else must be covered. Also, please remember that women are not allowed to drive, and you must have a male guardian when traveling. Oh, and if you do decide to travel, please be very careful of where you're going, since entrance for women is restricted in many public places.
Also, don't let anyone see you read, they really hate women learning. Or singing. Or talking. What else? Oh, if you get pregnant, you can't have an abortion and if you get divorced you cannot get custody of the kids.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Oh yes, and this is for everyone: no alcohol, no music, no public display of affection, no sex outside marriage, no gays of course.
And I think that's pretty much it.
If you're still not sure, then here are some pictures of Afghanistan before and after Sharia Law, and the same with Iran, you get the idea.
Okay, I think you're good to go, have lots of fun. Oh, and don't forget to visit the town square. Today, we're stoning an atheist, beheading a guy who tweeted something bad about the government, throwing some gays off the roof, chopping the legs of a girl who showed some skin, cutting the tongue of a poet, and removing the genitals of a couple who kissed in public.
Bye, hope you have a Jihaday!
The westerners who get upset that the names of birds aren't "inclusive" enough and lost their minds when Elon took over Twitter, chant "free Palestine" to cheer on the expansion of a murderous Islamic terrorist organization which will subjugate everyone in the area under a strict fundamentalist religious regime that they would never, ever, ever visit. Ever.
There is no appalling Captain Marvel films in Sharia. There's no TikTok dancing memes in Sharia. There's no bold glamor filter in Sharia. There's no "fUcK TeH PaTrIaRcHy" iPhone Plus cases in Sharia. There's no half-naked drunk-ass bints punching each other up in the middle of the street in Sharia.
These people are stupid. They're very, very, very stupid.
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shutinthenutouse · 4 months
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sirobvious · 5 months
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my life simulator
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tales-from-syscord · 4 days
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I just got warned from a server because people in chat were talking about trucks and I said “two trucks” the reason was “mentioning nsfw in general” whaaatt
?????
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cassowariess · 4 months
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"reblogging this because I need to fact check it later."
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FACT CHECK SHIT BEFORE YOU HIT REBLOG. THAT'S WHAT THE LIKE BUTTON OR YOUR BOOKMARKS ARE FOR.
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sickkheartt · 1 month
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I don’t know what I want either so stop asking me😭😭
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