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reicav97 · 17 days
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That's Charlie for you.
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avinturin · 1 year
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imagine smash or pass with the arkham characters but its me (a bisexual unhinged female) and my two male friends (a straight who has never had an interaction with a woman and a gay furry)
who would’ve thought the one character we’d all agree to smash is this…
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“dude he’s actually so sweet tbh”
“bro it’s killer croc. who wouldn’t smash killer croc??”
“my only issue is that he looks more human than croc. but overall smash.”
🤡 i cant.
anws have some more of our weird quotes on the arkham characters
“Two face be like; coin stays on during sex”
“Imagine fucking Joker with that yee yee ahh smile bro i cant”
My friend: Scarface? thats gonna be so painful
Me: what-
My friend: ITS LITERALLY WOOD-
“Harvey would probably coin flip to see if hed fuck you or not.”
“Mad Hatter be like; hat stays on during sex”
“Imagine Penguin sucking you off. his nose is probably bigger than your dic-“
“ew he doesn’t even look like a white shark..”
“if it weren’t for the neck (talking about bane), i’d smash.”
“wait dude, if two face is half burnt, does that mean his dick is also half bur-“
“riddler prob wont shut up when you guys do it tbh. mf would give you riddles and if you cant answer he won’t let u come”
Me: okay (shows poison ivy) smash or pass?
My friend: *sighs* dude. you know my answers gonna be smash. i HAVE to smash her. i literally have no choice.
Suddenly another friend of ours showed up im the vc and we made him play as well.
Me: okay. two face, smash or pass, Farel?”
Farel: hold on let me coin flip this first.
*The other two laughing their asses off*
it landed on smash btw. he was furious
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escuerzoresucitado · 10 months
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onesarcasticmofo · 1 month
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am i the only one that has a collective quote book with your friends? if you do please share.
heres my example (names blacked out cuz yea):
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“it was the house of whores and then it became the house of horrors”
^^^^is and will always be the best thing cc deville has ever fucking said and if you disagree you are so wrong
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djcarnationsblog · 1 year
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Little interaction me and my sib made
*Atsushi and Dazai Being gremlins to each other and being stupid*
Dazai: I WILL slap you-
Atsushi: You wouldn’t slap your favorite mentee!
Dazai: You’re gonna tell that to the EX-MAFIOSO of the Port Mafia-
Atsushi: Ah---
Dazai: -who beat tf out of Akutagawa, took drugs, participated in human trafficking rings, and did all that nasty shit- You think I WOULDN’T hit you???
*Goes to slap Atsushi and completely misses*
Dazai: You’re absolutely right
*Both die with laughter from that-*
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floop-man-plop · 1 year
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"I am not a disappointment I am a tragedy"
-A strangely powerful quote from my friend
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Nick: I knew it your trying to stop me from trying to find Host
Mortimer: no I locked you in here so I can find Host with out you murdering me
Nick: I knew it
Mortimer: you murdered Kathy right in front of me
Nick: no all I did was strangle them until they stopped moving
Mortimer: that is murder, that is literally the definition of murder
Nick: no no no no no hear me out, strangle until they stopped, moving
Mortimer: murder
Nick: let's have this conversation when I have my arms within neck distance of you
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ld-rich · 8 months
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Some of you definitely need an attitude adjustment(this dick). 😏
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mothofspacetime · 8 months
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Stupid Things Me And My Friend Have Said Whilst Playing Video Games (and what video game it was)
"Selling my soul for a cupcake? Fair." - Doki Doki Literature Club
"This looks like a good place to get mugged." - Stardew Valley
"Plot twist! I AM THE COMPUTER!" - Find Love Or Die Trying
"MY SWORD FLOATS?!" "Yours doesn't?" - Genshin Impact
"Vampires don't cause economic depressions." - Cassette Beasts
"I'm dead!" "You aren't dead." "I'm dying! I'm in the process of being dead!" - Hearts of Iron IV
"...Does the Ipad even have that much storage?" "Not after I finish this PMV!" - Said while downloading Genshin Impact
"And as it turns out, that was the moment I realize i wasn't immune to gunfire." - Find Love or Die Trying
"NOOOO NOT THE SUN." - I actually don't remember
"i'm offended on the collection of pixel's behalf." - I don't remember this one either.
"Do noses not exist?" "...I can confirm, they do not." - Find Love or Die Trying."
"It's a good idea to throw birds off of cliffs." "Unless you want a dead bird?" - I wish i could remember this one is hilarious.
"Im sad i didn't get to read my own poem." - Ddlc again
"Y'all Sayori likes trauma." - Ddlc
On a related note, "Sayori get the hell out of the frame."
"how do i express myself, huh? THE VOID?" - I don't remember ._.
"I'm being lulled into the false sense of security as we speak!" - I don't remember half of these things ok-
"Well, y'know, you miss all the shots you don't take." "You apparently also miss the shots you do take." - Unrelated to any games
Also hi, first post or something. I'm a dragon artist.
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reicav97 · 10 months
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captain-liminal · 1 year
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Quotes From My Friends And I
"I CANNOT SEE THE CHILDREN!" (he was playing a fnaf mini game)
"If someone ever tries to kidnap you by grabbing you, pull down your pants and start shitting everywhere."
"Plus 20 points if you have diarrhea."
"Suck the banana."
"All men are gay because when they look up at the night sky, they look at flaming balls."
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txny-dragon · 2 years
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My brother: What animal is Shifu?
Me: A red panda
My brother: Then why is he white? He looks like a white panda
Yes this was an actual discussion
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b3anieperson · 10 months
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Life is a beach
And I'm eating the sand.
Nom nom.
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brebug242posts · 10 months
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Just ready to turn into a mushroom person and get a fairy wife
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